Time for another fembot feels thread, post your good and bad feels
>tfw finally found a steam bf who buys me games and DLC
>all he wants from me are feet pics
Its been a good week
>orbiter is falling for another girl
How do I stop him from ditching me?
>>26967874
if he is autistic like most of these losers on here tell him he is a really great guy and really sweet. imply your feelings for him without being able to be held accountable for the repercussions. lead him on so to speak.
otherwise just send him some saucy pics. get tumblr to help you out with that, you can find loads of pics on there and if you edit them right when they reverse search it, it wont show up!
kek, I dated a fembot on RL, I tried hard to make her improve, she was taking regular baths, losing weight. etc... after she got lvl 2 she left and started to ride many Chad cocks.
>never give a fembot a chance
>go for normies or die alone
>>26967935
Good advice, i'll give it a try thanks!
>no money to buy my own Steam games because my job is shit
>feel bad when people buy me things so I can't bring myself to string someone along for free stuff
>>26968070
>>26968049
>>26967935
>>26967874
>>26967780
reporting and saging
>>26968096
>he's this upset over someone not having a dick
You should lighten up, anon
>>26968144
reported anon
>>26968166
Not at aII
That horrible feel when your onetis doesn't care for your existence and don't want to settle for a bot. I rather die alone.
>>26968186
I'd settle for the mods banning you
girls are fukkin dumb
>>26968301
How gorgeous is yours? Maybe if I work on myself he would notice me or want to talk more. So much effort for an onetis.
>>26968344
>>26968301
reported and saging still
fuck off attention whoring cunts
you aren't welcome
>fembots
don't use kurumi for your shit
>>26968186
TFW I don't know that feel. I'm apparently gifted with superior emotional intelligence and never had a oneitis.
Have dated really handsome/gorgeous men (and boys) though. And all of them were some sort of gamer or artist.
Really, how hard can it be? You have to be a literal 2/10 or an impossibly bitchy cunt to fail at the relationship game. Specially considering how ballsy you seem to be.
Who let /b/ in here? Fuck you op you degenerate faggot.
>>26968431
>implying /b/ hasn't always been here
This shitholes always been a second /b/
>>26968394
I don't care for your boasting.
He's sort of a cyborg. I don't want a bot or a chad. It's also hard because I'm completely avoidant but at the same time struggling to get out and wanting him to notice me. There are probably other girls competing but who knows.
>>26967780
I met a guy on omegle who thought i was a girl and fire the past 6 months I've given him feet pics in return for 50 dollar amazon gift cards.
>>26968496
There's been too many of them here all of a sudden though. Traps and furries....familia /b/ is the representation of evil in this world
>>26967874
fuck him? you are asking for commitment & validation without giving anything back yourself.
>>26968005
true, as soon they feel they have a shot at chad they will go for him.
>>26968522
just fucking make your interest clear! done!
>>26967780
> 2016, buying games...
> 2016, buying games for a girl...
is this guy from this century?
any single fembots pls respond, i'm so lonely
>feet pics
Amateur. I'll pay a fembot $1k to take her virginity. Any takers?
>>26968891
I'll pay them in handholding and ear nibbling
>>26968921
Bitches love money. Stay virgin, poorfag.
>>26968891
I'm interested, cash?
>>26968802
What do you want this better be important.
>>26969164
please be my gf
i'm so lonely
i'll worship you and do anything you want you have my undying loyalty
>a single dad asked me out
does anyone know how cringeworthy that is?
>>26969185
Okay sure give me your Skype
>another sleepless night
>another night of wishing I had a qt bf to be sleepless and self loathe with
>another night of marathoning bad tv shows
>another night of wanting to die
>>26969218
It's cringier if he's also almost twice your agemy co-workers stopped him before he tried asking me out though
>>26969350
>been up for over 24 hours
>self loathing as hell
I-I don't think it would be as nice as you think femanon
>>26969350
This was me until recently
Now I just put some asmr up and fall asleep in 20 minutes or so
>>26969368
It's nice having someone to talk to, everyone needs someone to talk to eventually.
>>26969394
I wish that worked for me
>>26969148
Sure, $1k in cash is no problem. Also includes flight ticket to location of act. Devirginization will take place in a 5star hotel. You will be required to shower first and trim the pubic area.
>>26969415
But what would we talk about?
>talking with boyfriend yesterday about sex
>got onto the topic of shemales
>said I'd never want to fuck on it just kinda weirds me out
>he admitted he'd totally fuck one, even jerk them off while doing it, but claimed its straighter than fucking a manly looking woman.
its just one of those things I was better off not knowing.
>>26969447
No what you'd be better of doing is killing yourself after you fuck off from my board normie
>>26969415
Have you tried?
Maybe you need something else to relax and distract you then
>>26969475
>my board
Awwwww, the underaged virgin got mad.
BE MY GF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why is there so much bait on r9k?
>>26969513
>u mad bro XD
Kill yourself
>>26969579
Why would I? Because some aspie teenager got mad?
>tell someone i like vidya gaems
>OH YEAH? WELL, WHAT SIZE OF OVERALLS IS MARIO USING AND WHAT IS THE NAME OF HIS TAILOR? HOW MANY PIXELS ARE THERE IN THE CLOUDS IN TOTAL ON MAP X?
>wut?
>RRRREEEEE SLUUUT YOU ONLY WANT MY ATTENTIOOOOON!
fuck off. as if i spend half my salary and all my free time just to impress some manchild on autismbux.
>>26969529
It's fish or be fished, matey.
>>26969750
Or we could just eat eachothers faeces like the other boards.
>>26969625
Those are pretty basic questions and you should feel ashamed to not know the answers femanon
>>26969625
>tell someone i like vidya gaems
Next time don't be an annoying cunt about it
>>26969625
do you even know who created mario
>>26969625
Well girl. You've played the game right? All the information was given to you. Just try and remember and tell the guy. What's the big deal. If I were to ask a chemist questions about the periodic table sure that's kinda lame and basic but why would he make a fuzz about it?
>>26967780
>>tfw finally found a steam bf who buys me games and DLC
Fucking skank
>there's a boy behind me in class, and every time I look behind me, he's looking at me
It's creeping me out. At what point should I feel bad for reporting him for sexual harassment?
>>26969416
You don't need to get a 5star hotel just for that, not unless you're secretly trying to romance me toowouldn't be against it
>>26969990
>romancing a prostitute
>implying you're anything other than a trap anyway
>>26969990
5star hotel because I'm not staying in some lousy motel. I always stay at 5star hotels when I travel. I'm not doing it for you, I'm doing it for myself.
>>26970045
>tfw I went all out on prom
>tfw my date thought I was doing it all for her and got weirded out
Why do roasties have to be so self-centered?
>>26970072
>he fell for the prom meme
>he had a date
Why do normies think anyone wants them here?
do femanons like dirty period sex
>first year gamedesign student
>guy keeps staring at me in programming lecture
>probably a good orbiter
>go sit next to him next lecture
>ask him if we can do assignments together
>just sit there while he does all the work
>eventually just pretend I can't come
>he emails the code every week
>asks what I was doing when we meet
>family emergency every time, pretend my mom is terminally ill
>he buys it
>don't even bother replying now
>free assignments
I don't understand why anyone would flunk university, this shit is easy.>tfw I was actually the orbiter
Didn't even realize until course was done.not that she'd manage to do the continuation courses
>>26969394
>xenos
>>26970276
Something wrong, Mon-Keigh?
>>26970112
>he thinks he owns this board
Nobody wants you here. Go to wizchan or something.
>>26970114
Having sex with a girl on their period is the best thing ever, for some reason it feels spectacular.
>>26970012
Traps are gross, anon
I'm just an underweight and poor
>>26970045
Good to know, spoiled little shit
>>26970120
she was only harming herself desu
you wont be there when they ask her to do fizzbuzz
>>26970509
>getting mad at the guy you offered your cherry to for 1k
Do whores think they can look down on people?
>>26970511
Well it's a male dominated field. So she will just sex her way in there I think. Doesn't that matter really. The degree isn't worth a desu. I'm just in it because this is the only place that does actual 3D rendering engine courses.
>bf didn't finish this morning
>>26970614
>fembot
>bf
Excellent meme
Now fuck off normie
>>26970658
Epic no females on the Internet joke /b/rother
>>26970671
Did I say you weren't a girl?
I was saying you aren't a robot you stupid cunt
Does that nasty gash between your legs ruin your reading comprehension?
Fuck off normie slut
>>26970467
p-pls the comissar is looking at me!
>>26970509
>spoiled little shit
I have earned my money. I have a nicely paid job because I worked hard for it. Forget about it then, I will not offer my money or dick to some stuck up cunt.
>>26970658
I never said I was a robot.
Also, I don't know why you bother talking down to me. We know this board is no longer frequented by losers and KHHV, they either grew up and killed themselves. Normies have replaced them. You're probably a normie yourself.
>>26970838
Posting feels in a "fembot" thread was exactly that you dumb whore
>>>/soc/
>>26968891
>mfw so dead inside i'd be willing to do this
This shit is cancerous as fuck this is the reason why I only date stacies like srsly wtf is this gay ass shit???
>>26970838
Not that guy but I'm KHV (23) still. I just went back here in January though. Been gone since a couple months after the resurrection.
Also this is a 'fembots' thread. Where we guys pretend to be girls and make things up.
>>26970720
Actually sorry, o knew it didn't apply but I needed to prove to my gf sitting beside me I didn't make your post so I just shit posted the first thing to come to mind
>>26970853
Fembot feels is an ironic title given to the thread where females can come to share their feelings. It's a great way of shitposting.
Out of the two of us, I bet you're the one who actually does browse /soc/.
>>26970860
I'll take you up on it if you do it for free :^)
>>26970860
That sounds good. Are you willing to take a shower before the act, and have a nice dinner before retiring for the night into the 5star hotel room?
>>26970865
You don't date anyone you fat nigger
>>26970884
>thinks women dont post in these threads to canoodle with each other
>>26970919
Why wouldn't I be willing to shower? That just sounds odd.
>>26970932
Are you sure about that I'll just leave my ex gfs nudes that I actually KNEW IN REAL LIFE unlike your beta ass lmaooo
Funny thing is I only knew her for 2 days dated her within a few hours and she was willing to give it up those same days. And she wasn't a whore she was actually shy but it just proves to show you that when you're a real ass nigga you can make a celebant bitch a whore.
I literally feel like a fucking rapper kek
>>26970904
Because fembots don't actually exist whore
>>>anywherebuthere/
>>26970903
Good to know
Now fuck off limp dick
Your gf got sad about this morning's performance
Go fix that
>>26970966
>unlike your beta ass
I literally just kissed my /r9k/ bf goodbye as I boarded a bus after spending the weekend with him.
>she wasn't a whore
Fat black autist.
>>26970975
I never claimed fembots exist. Are you stupid?
>>26970831
Yeah, really missing out on some strangers dick and totally wasn't interested in just the money.
>>26970975
Wasn't limp my man, just couldn't muster up a nut since I cream pied her 5 times last night
>>26971029
There's that nasty gash ruining your reading comprehension again
Just fuck off slut
>>26970932
>Still thinks women are real
Have you seen any? Thought so.
>i will never impregnate a fembot
just fuck my genetic lineage up
>>26971066
You can't impregnate something that's not real
Might as well try to fuck a unicorn
>>26971065
See >>26970671
This post has definitely been made before
>>26971078
>i will never impregnate a unicorn
just fuck my unicorn genetic lineage up
>>26970966
>betraying someone's trust like that
Meanie.
![untitled4[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xPeVb0e.png "untitled4[1].png")
>>26971078
Ireallywant to fuck a unicorn.
No, not that little girl cartoon type.
>>26971080
Yeah. What are you saying? You're new to the board. The robot doesn't let you post the exact same thing is all.
>>26971121
>you're new to the board
I was trying to circumvent the robot without posting "Blox" because you get banned for that, you literal mouth breathing retard
>>26971009
>R9K BOYFRIEND LMAOOOOOO
Even beta women are suppose to go higher in standards you autistic thotty.
>>26971099
She fucked me over so it's all good she literally stepped on my heart. Probably the only bitch I ever loved l0l
>>26969314endogenicus
>>26970955
Just checking. Some fembots are hygiene-averse. But it looks like that's no problem for you, so all good.
What's the closest airport for you, so I can make arrangements?
>>26971136
Makes sense.
It didn't occur to me that you could be referencing your own post. I explained myself in way more detail than needed to avoid the bot.
can any femanons cook here? whats the best thing you can make
also will you cook it for me
>>26971137
My bf is adorable, smart, loving, loyal and devoted as fuck. He always knows how to cheer me up!
Also bonus points because he has the nicest body I've ever seen (isn't an autistic fatty like you) and a big dick.
How does it feel to have failed as a maneasy mode?
>>26971168
If we were actually serious about this I wouldn't post it publically.
>>26971032
Your loss. Would have been easy money for you, all you needed to do was spread your legs.
>>26971174
>letting your girl anywhere near your fine ingredients
This is dumb. Women shouldn't do a man's job. If you want women to cook just buy TV dinners. It's better for both of you.
>>26971032
You know, I would take you up on it but I'm underweight myself. Would that bug you?
>>26971182
PIease just go
>>26971182
Are you dumb? I might be fat, but most females don't think I'm ugly and my dick is 8 inches and at least 4 inches in girth I literally poke the cervix everytime. How does it feel knowing that you're dating a white male the has life on hardmode in 2016 while black males have it on easymode with women and money just cause we're black? Due to PC fags? try harder with that bait bby <3
>>26971168
you sound like a disgusting human being
>inb4 poorfag
ya im a poor college student but at least ive got a gf im cuddling rn
>>26968144
>implying these are not just some cross dressing faggots that like to role play on the internet for other neckbeards
>>26971032
>totally wasn't interested in just the money.
You were hoping he'd romance you too though
>>26971188
How about you post on /soc/ if you are semi-serious? Look for the sugar daddy thread. Post there and I or someone else will find you.
>>26971213
>how does it feel knowing that you're dating a white male
White men are attractive, black men are not. Black men are five times less attractive when they're fat, austistic and ugly.
>>26971230I would if there was one up, I can imagine old rich men have a thing for small young virgins and I'm too dead inside to care about anything
>>26971290
be my pet :^)
>fembot
What an epic meme
>>26971290
There is one up. Check the /soc/ catalog. Sugar daddy thread.
>met a guy I'm into who is funny, sweet, well-rounded etc.
>he seems to talk to me more than he talks to everyone else
>not sure if this is because he is into me or because we have the exact same sense of humour and he just wants to be friends
how do you tell if a guy is into you?
>>26971353
He wants to plow your roastie cunt
>>26971353
if you aren't fat and he's talking to you he wants to have filthy sex with you
>>26971382
And sometimes if you're fat too.
But never if you're ugly.
>>26971353
I'm not sure exactly what your relationship is like. Explaining more in detail might help.
>>26971407
most guys will fuck anything from 5/10 to 10/10
>>26971445
5/10 isn't ugly
It's average
>>26971380
>>26971382
No not every guy just wants sex. Anon here is trying to tell if he'd just want sex or if he wants a relationship though.
Frankly if she's his friend she should know what he will respond like if he just wants sex. She'd also know if he'd go ahead and do that.
>>26971452
to an 8/10 guy a 5/10 is kind of ugly
>>26971380
>>26971382
lol I am actually pretty small and underweight so that's not an issue (but maybe he thinks I look like a little girl and sees me as a little sister?)
>>26971433
idk how else to describe it, we basically met a few weeks ago but we already get along really well. he gives me a high five every time he sees me lol or asks for a fist bump and then just grabs my fist and is like "gotcha" it's pretty adorable
but I'm not sure if he is into me, and also I don't think it matters since he's graduating next year (we're both in college)and I'm also garbage and he deserves better
>>26971500
Bitch this ain't no anime
>>26971500
yea he wants to lick your snatch
he's probably too scared to ask you out in a serious way.
>>26971500
>he gives me a high five every time he sees me
>>26971500
Just ask him then. If you don't think it matters why not? He's not gonna stop being your friend.
>>26971519
ahhhh I don't know what this means :(
>>26971538
omg why do guys always say "he likes you" in some crude sexual way? I asked another friend of mine (who is dating someone else so don't go there) and he said something similar
>>26971547
lmao don't even
>>26971560
I have a crippling fear of rejection and I grew up super super ugly and guys would ask me out as a joke so I don't exactly have a healthy mindset about relationships and guys
>>26971597
>omg why do guys always say "he likes you" in some crude sexual way? I asked another friend of mine (who is dating someone else so don't go there) and he said something similar
would you rather i say he wants to romantically kiss you and bring you flowers?
no. he wants your vagina in and around his mouth
>tfw no steam friend to gift games tot
>>26969625
It's not so much that men are trying to bully you out of their hobbies, but rather he's gauging your power level.
>Talking with girl
>She mentions being into Dark Souls
>Ask her how far she's gotten
>"oh not very far because etc etc"
>I see
>[Casul Internally]
Now if she said something along the lines of
>"Oh yeah I Giantdad all day in Oolacile. +5 Chaos Zewihander bby lets see you med roll through this you bitch nigger. nopoise lmao. Dex? What are you a katana using faget? I bet you use hexes you taint goblin. Git Gud fukcin scrub."
Sweet Jesus
>>26971597
>lmao don't even
>>26971168
Do you have any idea how ugly the few actual virgin "fembots" here are? Think about how easy it is for a woman to lose her virginity. These are the ones who are still unable to do that. They should be paying you, I say spend that $1000 on actually good looking women.
>>26971597
Ask him out. Face your fear. Rejection isn't bad when it's someone who cares for you.
>ask you out as a joke
Sick. What age?
>>26971618
>would you rather i say he wants to romantically kiss you and bring you flowers?
yes I would very much rather you had said that
>>26971631
STOP THIS ISN'T FUNNY OMG
>20th birthday is today
>Spending the whole day as a supermarket cashier
>Just kill me now
>>26971646
>STOP THIS ISN'T FUNNY OMG
>>26971597
>why a crude sexual way
Because it's the main difference in a lot of guys minds. To a lot of women it's probably a sense of security in having a partner.
>>26971667
i'd bag the shit out of your groceries bb
>>26971208
No that's fine, its better to be underweight than overweight.
>>26971667
happy birthday in an original manner
>>26971667
Got a banana for you to bag right here slut
>>26971642
sick as in "that's cool/awesome" or sick as in "that's a terrible thing to do"?
this was mostly in middle school. but in HS I would know several guys who had a crush on basically every girl in our circle of friends except for me, the guys would all joke about how I'm a robot (their words not mine) and for some reason they'd all talk to me about how hot their crushes were
>Ask him out
I will do no such thing because I am a pussy
>>26971677
see he is the type of guy to playfully annoy me like this and I absolutely love it
>>26971667
HAPPY BIRTHDAY <3
>>26971683
I suppose that's true
>>26971667
>tfw grocery store has a really cute
>probably gets asked out/left numbers by uggo's like me all the time
I want to meet her in a non-professional situation so bad. But she's probably taken.
>it's a "neckbeards pretend to be vapid whores and redditors actually believe them" episode
>>26971717
>see he is the type of guy to playfully annoy me like this and I absolutely love it
>>26971750
you son of a bitch now I'm going to have dreams about the guy but with THAT FACE superimposed on his own
why would you ever do this
>>26971767
>why would you ever do this
>>26971717
>I will do no such thing.
OK that's fine. Of course he won't either because he has probably been rejected many times and it's not infrequent that women break friendships when that happens.
Work up some courage.
>every girl except you
They had a crush on you anon. How can you be this blind?
>Phone up mummy to wish her a happy mothers day
>Her mobile number has changed again
>>26971500
>>26971597
>>26971646
are you baiting with these posts? if so then good job, otherwise i am actually legitimately pissed that you are here right now. please post these comments on /r/relationships or some similar subreddit instead, you will get lots of upvotes and nice comments and i will never have to see you post again, so it will be a win win
>>26971813
Mother's Day is in two months
>>26971706
>>26971717
Thank you! I hope you guys have an awesome day too :)
>>26971833
Exact date?
>>26971789
why does that picture exist :(
>>26971802
he probably hasn't been rejected, he's funny and charming and cute and smart etc. so he probably has a bunch of girls who are crazy about him
they did not have a crush on me at all, I promise. I was objectively uglyand fat but fortunately I came to college and nobody can stop me from eating too little food here
>>26971814
I got a bunch of nice comments here too
>>26971741
My favourite kind of episodes
>>26971833
It's today in the UK.
>>26971833
not for the UK and ireland!
>>26971848
>why does that picture exist :(
>>26971848
>and fat
wait, you just said you were underweight
please keep your ruse accurate
>>26971847
It's the 8th of May
>>26971870
>>26971858
>shitskin non-countries
Oh okay
>>26971848
>probably hasn't been rejected
Oh yeah sure. You really don't know what it's like. That's fine. So why do you think he's talking to you? What are your reasons for liking him? Are those reflected in you aswell? Is the stuff he's into more rare in women?
Because that last one is a big deal.
>>26971903
>60% white
>Pathetically counting hispanics as white too
Lol
>>26971703
How do I even contact you about this?
>>26971913
>Implying USA
>Implying UK isn't 100% Paki
Argentina is whiter
>>26971939
>Argentina is whiter
some top tier bants right there
>>26971848
>I got a bunch of nice comments here too
True but you didn't get any upvotes though did you? Anyway you are right, he probably does not have a crush on you at all. I have been in his position many times, being friends with ugly girls, and being nice and friendly does not imply attraction at all, it is simply the mark of being a good person. I can also say for sure that if one of those girls had asked me out it would have been really awkward and we probably wouldn't have been good friends afterwards.
>>26971939
99+% white here, not everyone is Englistan.
>>26971981
>Irish
>White
Nice try monkey
>>26971881
please stop
>>26971888
I am underweight NOW but I used to be fat in HS (and first year, now that I think about it)
>>26971903
how can you call Ireland a shitskin non-country
>>26971910
you're really putting me on the spot here but
>why is he talking to me
like I said we have really similar senses of humor and idk we just get along really well
>why do I like him
because of what I said above and because I feel relaxed around him. every other time I've had a crush it was always super stressful being near them
>are those reflected in you
well the sense of humor thing is there. I get told I'm charming and smart all the time but I really don't think so
>stuff he's into
we don't really talk about interests really but we still manage to have lots of conversations. I don't even know what they're about now that I think about it but we do talk a lot
but I guess I do have more of a "male" personality since I had so many platonic (thanks to being ugly) male friends in HS. I have lots of female friends too and I love them all equally but I am just more myself around guys
>>26971966
not really after upvotes, after advice. thank you for your input :)
>>26972001
Where are you from Jamal? Totally not Americuck land right?
>>26972018
>pIease stop
>>26971290
I'm sorry for whatever happened to make you dead on the inside.
>>26972066
>being sorry for female nature
You're not going to save her, pal. :-)
>>26972021
Keep crying suda ape
>>26972089
I'm sorry for whatever made you feel that way, anon.
Looking for single fembots ITT, i'm a little lonely
>>26972018
>thank you for your input :)
Just trying to be realistic. A lot of guys here imagine themselves in the place of your crush and then imagine you as some qt shy girl, so of course they'll think he's secretly in love with you too.
>>26972018
>putting you on the spot here
Trying to make you understand the things you should be seeing
>I guess I do have a more 'male' personality
Ok anon. So right now you're describing that you're an underweight girl (probably not bad looking really,depends on how underweight but anything above skeleton is good with most guys). You're charming and smart because people tell you that. People don't compliment specific things about you when it's not true generally. 'nice guys' get called nice because they don't have a lot of downsides. But if there's a cute guy he's generally attractive in some way which women rarely describe. So you're charming, smart and beautiful. Let's keep going. You share a sense of humor and interest admittedly. And you're a more 'male' personality. I'm sure you'd agree that you like like-minded people. So you have that special extra thing that women don't normally have.
>charm
>smarts
>beauty
>share interests
>similar humor
>university student so you have job prospects
And you're one of a kind. You're a really rare find anon. He'd be a fool to not try and keep you. Can you imagine what I'd have to add to that list to get better? Wealthy, famous, philanthropist. It's just not things you will find in college. You're the best girl around.
You could probably wait, he can ask you out maybe. But I say you should go for it because of the very same reasons you've stated here. You fear rejection and make up reasons for why he won't want you.
i want to play video games and voice chat with a girl
>>26972288
>charm
>smarts
>beauty
>share interests
>similar humor
>university student so you have job prospects
When did you see her? When did you have a conversation with her beyond 10 minutes on /r9k/? You're coming on a bit strong here familam, it's not going to win her over
>>26972237
a girl can dream!
>>26972288
stop anon this gives me way too much credit and honestly I'm happy just knowing him because he's a really cool person. idk I'll see where it goes
thank you so much for your kind words and advice :)
>>26972336
I did that with a southern fembot I met here
She was pretty cool
I haven't talked to her in a few months though
Is any fembot looking for a skype orbiter?
>>26972355
why'd you stop talking to her? didn't you enjoy it?
>>26972428
I make a shitty e-friend honestly
Plus I started having personally issues that just distracted me
>>26972407
I'm not a fembot and don't have skype but I'll make my steam profile a picture of an attractive girl if you'll buy me some games.
>>26972454
All things told you're the same as everyone claiming to be a fembot, but honest
>>26968556
ha. basically cheat codes right now. god speed you lucky sob
>tfw no steam friend to play and buy games for
tfw in love with a robot and just want good things for him but all the roasties have made him withdrawn and hard to reach
>>26971032
> puckering her pussy for some chump change
> acting like she's superior to anybody
oh you silly little whore,
>>26972530
>tfw no fembot in love with me
>>26971628
im kinda weird boner after that famalama dingdong
>meet girl
>im more of a gamer than you i got a ps4!
>oh cool what games do you play?
>cod sometimes....
>....
>.....
>......
>.......
>leaves
>>26972563
i know this feel, my friend. it is a negative feel
>>26972500
DO YOU WANNA PLAY ARK WITH ME ANONYMOUS?
>>26972563
who knows man, things probably wouldn't go the way you want them to
besides you probably have idealized her body type and everything and it will be hard for you to find that right fembot.
>>26972338
She's describing herself and the reactions from her peers. These are assumptions based on the information I'm given. If this is a big ruse where everyone secretly hates her or something then I can't really be blamed imo.
>not gonna win her over
She's likely nowhere near me.but yeah, I'd like a girl like what she describes, obviously what she describes is things that are generally good
>>26972342
>too much credit
>tfw no insecure perfect qt gf
Stop anon my heart can't take this.
No that's a bad trait (for most) just kidding.
But I don't think you should be selling yourself short. I'm not really sure what you have to lose even given he's gonna graduate and leave.
>thanks
Np.
>>26972563
good faggot now stop being desperate
>>26972607
>>26972630
>>26972626
>>26972597
cancerous as fuck
>>26972626
>tfw i am his ideal body type but we still haven't met
I-I just want to hug him and promise him I'll adore him unrequitedly.
>>26972626
Is chubby really a rare body type for fembots?
>>26971628
>what ring u got bich?
>>26967780
Thanks for the cuteposting
You finally contributed to neet society
well done
>>26972706
Most fembots are either underweight or landwhales. So chubby is rare.
>>26973680
Oh ;_;
Well I like underweight too, just not as much
Another successful fembot thread
>close relative dies
>no friends
>only person i have is bf who i've been with for 1 1/2 years
>get dumped
the downward spiral continues
>>26971268
>white men are attractive
LOL
What's in your make up bag?
>>26974416
id let you fondle my genitals if that'd make you feel better
>>26969475
did she trigger the closeted gay in you?
>>26971032
what non-sexual things could i buy you to do for $1000? and how come you need money?
>>26970966
YES MY BRUDDAAAA, POOST THEM NUDES.
>>26970966
I'd actually trade you some of my gf nudes for yours. Both have the same titty size, more or less.
