To the "femanons" (yeah I know, there AREN'T any females on /r9k/):
>You meet a guy
>Older than you by about 2-3 years
>He's your type
>He shares your interests
>He's an all-round great guy
>Fuck, he's a great guy
>...You find out that he's a virgin
What would you do?
>>26967675
Why does it matter if he's a virgin or not? Can you guys fucking get over the virginity shaming thing, it's a meme. Real people with an actual average IQ who don't into hivemind couldn't care less about virginity my friend.
>>26967675
I would definitely ignore him or move on to another guy. If you're a virgin at age 22 then something is def wrong with you.
>>26967693
>Being this delusional
Kill yourself.
Marry him, obviously.
>>26967675
then why you willingly ask a bunch of fag and traps (which are the supposed females here) these question, its like youre a fag that want to talk to fags, fag
I'm a virgin too. If he's into me sexually, let's go.
Let's fuck. Please don't be a faggot and take the lead though.
>>26967675
>>26967696
somewhat this... I mean its not a deal breaker but it is a bit weird... i'd constantly wonder what he's done to stay that way
>>26967723
>i'd constantly wonder what he's done to stay that way
I never had a social circle or went out because of social anxiety/avoidance personality disorder. I also never paid a prostitute to have sex with me.
What is there to wonder???????
INSTANTLY dump him for a douchebag gangster Chad and send him images to the virgin of us having sex.
Is there literally any other alternative?
>>26967722
So do you want him to take the lead or don't you?
>>26967785
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>>26967796
I probably should have put it:
Please don't be a faggot. I want you to lead.
Op plz don't bait the trap fags here. Too many threads of them here pretending to be real grills.
Bf him instantly. Every actual woman who visits the board would tell you the same thing.
Stop with your virginity bullshit.
The only girls who would care are the ones who wouldn't care for you anyway.
>>26967834
Are you on /r9k/ because you think there are no "real men left"? You can always go to /pol/, there are a few femanons who think just like you and they let everyone know by sperging out in any thread that involves MGTOW/dating/marriage/divorce.
>>26967785
There is literally no other alternative
>>26967871
No?
I just need a guy to not a pussy and take the lead, because I'M a huge pussy and I won't initiate for shit.
There's plenty of real men left.
>>26967675
Only men care about virginity. Men don't have hymens and tightness isn't a factor.
>>26967723
>>26967696
bot of you kill yourselves
Normie trash
>>26967722
be my annoying gf
>>26968065
I just hope you don't do what 95 percent of women do, which is mistake some prettyboy Chad for a "real man". I've seen a few women do that, and it fucks with their heads when Chad finally reveals his true colors. This is assuming you care about long-term stuff, of course.
... date him?
I guess it would be kind of strange if I met this perfect guy who was 26 and was a virgin but if that was the only thing "off" about him I wouldn't care.
The problem is that you probably don't have any interests, are a deadbeat, are cruel and judgmental, have unrealistic expectations of what a relationship is, etc and just happen to be a virgin as a result of those things.
>>26968044
Femanons is a meme faggot. Go back to fapping and stop pretending to be a grill you Trapp loving /b/ tard
>>26968124
I'm 220 lb. You don't want me.
I included the 'if he's into me sexually, let's go' for a reason. That would be the most unbelievable part.
>>26968154
Neither of those men would be attracted to me sexually, so it doesn't matter.
>>26968233
>I'm 220 lb. You don't want me.
I'm into fatties so yes I do
>>26967675
Do you expect serious answers or just enjoy the shitposting?
Marry him and then have wild sex the same night
Fuckfest during our honeymoon.
>>26968233
All the "femanons" posting in this thread seem to be evil cunts except you. I hope you lose the weight and find somebody. Being fat, no matter if it's man or woman, is a turnoff. You seem like a decent person.
>>26968252
>I'm into fatties
Please seek help and get better taste.
Virgin men are a fucking burden. You can't please me and have no fucking idea what you're doing to my body or how it works. I don't want you. Go practice on prostitutes before you make a fool out of yourself.
>>26968277
>I take the girls you don't want
>Less competition for the ones you do
>>26968273
>expecting serious replies from a thread like this
I am also an evil cunt. I'm sorry.
>>26968293
Sluts should be stoned to death
Islam has it right
my attitude towards him wouldn't change in the slightest. you robots place far too much importance on virginity desu
>>26968297
Seek help and stop helping bad genes spread further into society.
>>26968293
Anon, you are not, and will never be a girl. Leave this board
>>26968328
>fat
>genetic
Time to kill yourself
>>26968314
Go fuck a goat.
>>26968347
Ok keep being in denial you stupid virgin. You are so cringy in bed so get a practice whore before you touch us.
>>26968299
So you were lying in all your posts? You actually are really good at doing that if you were lying. You carried it fucking perfectly. If you were telling the truth, I'd say you are the least evil cunt among the "femanons" here.
>>26968384
>us
okay
>>26968351
The symptoms that cause obesity are genetic. Laziness. Being a piece of shit.
Fat chicks should be considered lepers until they can prove they can lose it.
Why would you hurt you and your bloodline like that?
>>26968410
>m-muh bloodline
Don't give a shit
>>>/pol/
>>26968384
That practice whore was my ex girlfriend. That comment just proves you're a real faggot op, not a grill. Can't wait for that sweet train to take you places.
>>26968403
If you're a fat fembot you're clearly not one of us. I know you're "saving" your virginity for someone who wants your pancake titties because he can't get anything else. Your time will come.
>>26968515
Why do you care about what I'm saying if you're not a virgin? Virgin guys are seriously depressing. Especially you guys. Just please go practice before your gf is ashamed to have you inside her.
>>26967675
All of those things AND he's a virgin? Wow, I've hit the jackpot. Still, I think it's healthy to sleep with other people before you get married - and if he's my type, he'll want to get married. So I will encourage him sleeping with other women before we settle down.
>>26967675
I would just ruin him. I'm not perverted but if I found out he was a virgin, I'd do the most horrible, depraved sexual shit to him till he ahegao'd and was a mind-broken lewd slave to me.
So normal everywhere else and we'd appear as a happy couple. Behind closed doors though he's a fucking mongrel.
>>26969019
>Still, I think it's healthy to sleep with other people before you get married
Trash
>>26969069
b-be my 'not lewd' gf
>>26969069
...you're not a gril!!
>>26967675
I would avoid getting into a physical relationship with him. Those are all great qualities, but I'm 25 and an almost 30 year old man who's never had sex just worries me. Like I don't think it's even possible to have all of those qualities and not have some kind of glaring flaw that has prevented you from somehow avoiding 50% of the population for over a decade of adult life. I feel like if you were able to go through and look at this guy's history you'd find out he has a history of misogynistic posts on sites like this, or is into some really messed up porn, or has a super weird relationship with his mother or something.
>>26969157
somehow avoiding 50% of the population and preventing you from being physically intimate with another human being for over a decade of adult life*
Sorry.
>>26969118
I don't think you'd be able to handle it.
>>26969139
If you say so faggot. If I had a penis I'd ruin someone's day even more.
>>26969219
>I don't think you'd be able to handle it.
Isn't that what you want
>>26969239
Maybe I worded it wrong. I'd want a cute innocent virgin guy. A robot might fit the virgin part, but they're no strangers to depravity so it loses the appeal.
>>26969289
>but they're no strangers to depravity
I am ;-;I still have to ask what lewd slang means
>>26969219
So, what would you do exactly that's so horribly lewd ? Impress me
Probably sacrifice him to my maneater whore friend in hopes that his mangled corpse slows her roll.
She won't stop whining about not having a man, and she keeps trying to fuck with my relationship so I can be miserable alongside her.
>>26967693
>>26967675
Women only want men who they think can produce children who can easily fuck whoever they want. it is just evolution.
>>26969573
gib maneater whore gf
>>26967675
I'd be very happy actually. This is the perfect guy for me considering I'm a virgin too. I couldn't see myself with a non-virgin.
>>26969760
PIease go away
>>26969733
I gotta find somebody local who I know won't kill her out of rage.
>>26969798
w-what's local
>>26969786
Why?
Surprised your post made it past the robot.
Hes perfect. I dont want to have a child with a man slut.
>>26969829
Because I'm sick of men pretending to be women and then posting something most people here consider perfect
>>26969856
Same for you
Get out
>>26969864
>>26969829
Also my post isn't hard to get past the robot
'I' is just an uppercase i
>>26969864
I'm seriously not pretending to be male. I don't understand why that would be so hard to believe. And i'm not perfect, 99.99% of you guys wouldn't like me because of my skin color, on top of being a boring virgin.
>>26969963
Being a virgin is plus to most people here
Being a nigger isn't, but there's still a lot of robots that wouldn't mind
>>26967693
>Can you guys fucking get over the virginity shaming thing, it's a meme
Except I actually experienced this shit in real life. Most people lose all respect for you and always use it as ammo against you.
Never reveal your power level. Ever.
>>26967675
>>26967693
It actually happened to me and she was alright with it.
People have feelings too. If you like the girl and the girl likes you, she would only abandon you for a reason like that if she was vapid and extremely insecure.
>>26967675
For me it would be considered a good thing depending on the reason why
>>26969019
>Still, I think it's healthy to sleep with other people before you get married
How many people are we talking?
Also why do you feel this way?
>>26969963
What is your skin color? Are you nigress, or a sandnigress?
>>26970151
>Religious reason
>Insecurity
>Being a sperg
>Shyness
>Preferred to wait for marriage/love
>Was an asshole
>>26969069
This is actually the type of girl I would want to lose my virginity to. To bad it's all pretend.
>>26969157
>as a super weird relationship with his mother
This might be me.
Can you elaborate?
>>26969808
Denver.
She's rough as fuck on nerds though.
Mean tubby jewess.
Tried to go gay recently, which has been failing spectacularly.
>>26970255
She sounds perfectfor my fetishes
Too bad I live on the coast
>>26970151
answer >>26970216
which reasons do you like
>>26967675
Break him in so he only knows how to do things I like. Use positive and negative reinforcement so I can train him to eat me out more often
>>26971723
That'd be the fetish of a lot of men
>>26971723
>women like this
>reaI
Nice try fampai
>>26969019
>So I will encourage him sleeping with other women before we settle down.
>Female kekuck
Are you having a fucking giggle?
>>26967675
Watch him fap
>>26972415
be my skype gf and watch me fap
>>26970216
>tfw Preferred to wait for marriage/love
>almost 25 and still nothing
>Have to come to terms with the fact that if I ever find something I'll basically be blue clamming some woman for months on end
>No girl in this day and age wants to be with a man who wont put out
JUST
I found exactly that guy and we're getting married next year.
Let's be honest here if you're a man over the age of 22 and still a Virgin there's probably something wrong with you. That's kind of a red flag. I mean even disgusting obese assholes can get sex, what is wrong with you then?
>>26967675
I'd play corruptor of the innocent and fuck him senseless, obviously.
>>26972874
No you wouldn't neckbeard faggot
>>26972884
Believe it or not, I'm an 18-year-old girl- a virgin myself, incidentally- and I've always loved the idea of ushering a sexually repressed young man into a life of sin. Priests-in-training and junior missionaries are sexual catnip to me.
>>26973022
kek I'd be close to your ideal
Young convert
But you're a fat neckbeard :^)
>>26968293
Why don't YOU put some effort into it, then?
>>26972778
>No girl in this day and age wants to be with a man who wont put out
>>26973060
Tebow is based
>>26973060
>mfw ultra-chad tim tebow is 2 years away from wizardhood
>>26967675
I met two qt religious boys, both of them are virgins at 26 and 28 which I have no problem with. I'm still in my teens.
That's literally my fetish
>>26967675
It wouldn't make a fucking difference to me because I would adore him all the same. Virginity is irrelevant.
>>26973140
I wonder if this fetish exists where I live
Or it's just an /r9k/ meme
>>26973050
Oh, right. I'd forgotten.
>>26973226
>filename
No need to cuss :^)
>>26973177
Depends
how religious, pure, and qt are you?
>>26973022
REEE YOU WHORE
RELIGIOUS VIRGIN BOYS ARE MADE TO BE PROTECTED NOT CORRUPTED
FUCK OFF FAGGOT
>>26973250
There's no need not to, either.
>>26967696
I know this is bait but there is actually normie bitches out there in the world that act like this because if you don't exactly meet up to their standards then there is something fundamentally wrong with you in their eyes. In short, fuck you.
>>26973226
>>26973312
Also you're 18? god damn
I'm literally the same age but I look 5 years younger than you
what the fugg
at least you look like one of those classical paintings though
>>26973280
>how religious
Not gonna lie I almost teared up at confirmation
>pure
I've only every been pecked on the lips (most often was actually on a dare when I was a little prick in elementary school)
>qt
I don't know
I've had people say I'm cute before
>>26973312
I suppose
What if I don't like it though
It could make me uncomfortable ;^)
>>26973340
Oh, fuck. Get over here so I can tutor you in the ways of righteousness.
>>26973340
are you a middle eastern qt
>BACK
>TO
>/SOC/
Seriously, this shit is getting out of hand on here these days.
>>26973384
I doubt I'd enjoy it :^)
>>26973401
Nope sorry I'm pale as hell
I do have a desire to visit a Maronite (Lebanese Catholic) church though. They seem cool
>>26973323
So I've been told. The fact that I've got a nose like an elderly Shakespearean actor who's just been in a street fight doesn't help.
Also, absolutely post pics.
>>26973226
there. now leave this place
>>26973478
>>26973323
Two grills are gonna post pics?
Don't see that often on this shit board
>>26973384
What does that mean exactIy?
I'd fuck him and make sure he's mine
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>>26973681
Put the strapon away legbear
>>26973312
>>26973226
Please go molest some young boys or whatever else it is you do, this is a NO GIRLS ALLOWED board.
>Hope senpai will notice me.
>Stalk senpai everywhere.
> Fantastize about a future together.
>Muster courage to introduce myself after months of being terrified of heartbreak and ask him out.
>Get rejected.
>Eliminate all rivals, try again.
>Get rejected again.
>Kidnap senpai and keep him in my basement as a pet. I love you senpai.
>>26973022
That's rather specific
>>26970255
>Denver
So close, yet so far...
>>26967675
I was the guy in that situationand i gave her my virginity[/spoirler]if i managed to do it, i'm hoping with all my soiled might that you can too
>>26975167
Aww, are you still together?
>>26975191
Yep, it's almost 9 month soon, and tbqhwyf, i've never met someone this good to be with
I really hope that it happen to everyone !
>>26967675
I would take pride in taking his virginity.
>that way he will remember me forever
>>26975422
take mine pIease ;-;
Go out with him and try to get him to marry me.
>>26975934
That's a bit ambitious
>>26967693
This anon speaks the truth. Anyone who truly believes otherwise is a backwards retard.
>>26975873
Sure. If you lived in Denmark I probably would
>>26976000
T-Too far
>>26967785
Only acceptable answer. don't let some lowly female tell you it's ok to have a virgin partner
The point is largely moot.
A man who has reached a certain age without having had sex is one who has done so either through his own volition or because he is monstrously unattractive.
For someone who falls into the latter category, his virginity is never going to be a "deal breaker" because there is never any potential for a "deal" in the first place.
No woman is ever going to look at someone like me, some repulsive wizard, and be fully willing to engage in a sexual relationship, only to run away when she learns I've never had sex before.
For someone such as myself, my virginity is taken for granted. Any woman will run away long before she heard me say a single word. Not because I'm a virgin, but because I possess the physical qualities that have made me one.
>>26967675
>Make him wear a pair of my tights, maybe put some make up or nail polish on him and worship his bulging erection
As a virgin he won't know better.
>>26976145
I'm a virgin and I already know better
>>26975948
Male virgins are my dream partner. I'd love to settle down with one but I can't find any. I'm a virgin too.
>>26976194
come to new york
t. only male virgin in ny over 17
>>26976123
for that I wish you a quick, painless death :)
I may not date unattractive guys, but I hate to see them upset and miserable with their lives
>>26967675
Jackpot.
Take his virginity and treat him really well so he'll love me forever and never forget me even if we end up breaking it off we'll stay close friends.
I'm 24 and a virgin. Soon I will be 25, and a virgin and then 26 and a virgin. It's never gonna get better for my autistic ass. I hate myself and I hate my life.
>>26976123
O elder druid, hear our plea
What of the semi-attractive robots? Those who have nowhere to meet women?
>>26976264
>I may not date unattractive guys, but I hate to see them upset and miserable with their lives
Yes, reality is a fairly ugly thing. Or at least for some. God is kind and cruel on a whim. He's blessed you, cursed me. However, you shouldn't hate that men like me exist. You should value us. We are testaments to the fact that when Mother Nature indulges some of her children and curses the latter, you are one of the former. Isn't that nice? Who doesn't enjoy a good freak show? Someone who takes the goodness of God for granted, that's who.
>for that I wish you a quick, painless death :)
Mother Nature and Father God haven't been generous with me in any respect. Why should I expect any charity, even charity like that?
ive liked a guy for three years. he's a virgin. if someone rejected you because you were a virgin, you probably had shitty other qualities about you on top of that.
a guy being experienced in bed is more of a preference than a necessity.
>>26976340
>What of the semi-attractive robots? Those who have nowhere to meet women?
Child, I can't speak to that. I am not semi-attractive. My experience is not your experience.
Although take comfort in the fact that we wizards are few and far between. Ugly men, obese men, monstrously awkward men...all of these have sex. Why do you think there are so many ugly, obese and awkward people? They reproduce, of course.
Statistically speaking, you have to be truly terrible to become something like me. The witching way is reserved for the lowest of the low. You may be one of us, but I doubt it. We are very, very far and few between. Which shows that there are limits to Nature's cruelty. And, evil as He is, not even God is wholly sadistic.
>>26976269
What if you do a bad time the first time
>>26976476
I'm halfway there, in mage training right now. 25 FFS.
>>26968192
>The problem is that you probably don't have any interests, are a deadbeat, are cruel and judgmental, have unrealistic expectations of what a relationship is, etc and just happen to be a virgin as a result of those things.
Yeah, that's probably true and he'll be making all these judgments about you like you're making about him.
I think you nailed it.
>>26976505
I won't. Simple desu
>>26976220
Too far.
I'm 25 too so i'd only go for guys in my age range as well. I really want someone who's either a virgin or as little experience as possible.
>>26976693
Explain for a dumb anon
>>26976724
I'm 5 years younger so it wouldn't work even if you were close I guess ;-;
No experience though
>>26976508
>in mage training right now. 25 FFS.
All memes about wizards and apprentices aside, there's no training involved. You're born to this. It's kind of like the shamans in traditional cultures and, in that respect, this weird little wizard meme redeems itself. You don't choose the spirits, the spirits choose you. Of course, in this instance, It's not something particularly nice to be chosen for.
I remember being twenty-five. It was the age I was taken into the custody of the Office of Mental Health. My endlessly frustrated desires were making me angry, fostering all kinds of little devils in my head. I went to get help. I underwent a battery of exams, and it was determined I had the potential to be one of the dangerous ones.
I was arrested by an army of goons wielding tasers. I was stripped, drugged, humiliated. All while normal men and women pretended to care, looking at me with dewy eyes as they poisoned me with their concoctions designed to make me tame.
They did their due diligence, they discharged their lofty duty, and I was forgotten.
This is the best a man like me can hope for: to be forgotten long enough to slip the chains of the good people who have the authority to clap him in those chains.
That isn't something you train for. That is something you pray to never be subjected to.
If God is kind to you, you won't be.
> 29 yo virgin man here
In my opinion, it is a dangerous idea to fall in love with an older (24+ years old) virgin. Do sleep with him if that's your fetish, but be cautious if you catch the feels. Either he stayed without sex because he could not get it, or he stayed because he did not want it. Of course the most interesting and fun people have also been virgins in the past, my point is: be prepared for the best but also for the worst.
I'm warning you because that's my case. I haven't stayed a virgin until age 29 because I had no other choice - I have dated women before, I have literally run away from a woman's apartment once it was clear she did not just want me over for some wine, I've brought girls home at night and I refused to do anything but sleep - but because of a combination of pride, fear and, probably, immaturity/internalised sexism. I would not advise a woman to fall for me, but I'm sure you may find 24+ virgin men who happen to be virgins for other reasons. Just... be careful with your feelings.
>>26976770
games dead lol
>>26976732
Just walk him through it like, tell him it's okay he'll probably cum really quickly, show him how to eat my pussy, give him lots of kisses, make him kiss my body, ask him if he has anything in particular he's curious about trying before hand
idk just make sure he's comfortable and likes how I'm touching him
>>26977008
That sounds really nice ; _;
good luck fembot
>>26967693
>Real people with an actual average IQ who don't into hivemind
You just described anything but modern women.
They aren't real people.
They are under average IQ.
And they are certainly part of a hivemind.
>>26973318
>I know this is bait but I will reply anyway
>>26978663
Why wouldn't he anon?
>>26967675
that's ideal for me
I'd probably sexually harass him for a while and then we have our firsts together
>>26967693
if a guy is a virgin after a certain age its a huge red flag
something's wrong with him
