>women who make "cute" sneezes
>when people make overly loud yawns
>when people make overly loud sneezes
God I fucking hate and want to kill people like this. Anyone else with me? Like there's no fucking reason for you to be yawning that loudly you fucking retard.
>>26967272
>Anyone else with me?
Yes there is quite an amount of sociopaths, dont worry.
There was one in my college course who would always sneeze as loud as possible, make the full ACHOO noise, and then smack his head off the desk. I hated him with all of my soul.
>>26967310
>taking the final
>everyone is coughing and sneezing and sniffling
>my mind starts concentrating on anticipating the next sniffle when there are moments of silence
>have significant struggles completing the exams because of this
>try to just focus on the exam
>can't
It was fucking awful.
>>26967340
Winter exams are the worst kek.
if you don't attempt to silence your sneezes and yawns you're a bad human being
I have a problem where if I sneeze once I need to sneeze several more times. Believe me when I say its worse for me than you having to hear it.
>>26967409
I intentionally suppress my sneezes and let them build up just so that im able to sneeze REALLY loud, because I know that it triggers autists.
>>26967272
bog off u wanka
>>26967434
LOL you're so epic dude haha where did you learn such tricks? No really go fuck yourself.
>>26967272
My nigger, one of these things will make me go on a spree killing one day. That or people hogging the sidewalk. Motherfuckers.
>>26967470
>two or more people walking side by side talking with one another walking towards you
>they refuse to move over, and YOU must walk in the grass and the mud to get around them
Just gets me angry thinking about it. Chinks are major offenders of this, I find.
>>26967453
damn u mad
>>26967480
It's worse when there's a group in front of you, walking slow as shit, glancing back and clearly noticing there are other people that want to go by AND CONTINUE TO HOG THE FUCKING SIDEWALK!
Inconsideration and unneccessary rudeness in general bring my blood to a boil.
>>26967480
When you see people that look like they'll do this, pretend to tie your shoe in the middle of the footpath, taking up as much room as you can.
They have to move for you
>>26967528
Yeah but what if they walk past you and make mean remarks about you because you happened to draw slightly more attention than the average pedestrian? My number one fear is that once they walk by you, you become their momentary topic of the conversation
>did you guys smell that fucking guy holy shit hahaha
>lol sneakers and jeans did this guy get dressed by his mom? hahaha
>>26967553
>being this insecure
If they were going to say those things about you because you tied your shoe and made them move, they would've said it about you anyway.
>>26967272
I can't control my loud sneeze, I inherited it from my dad
>>26967528
FUCKING GENIOUS OMG LORDY IMMA TRY IT
>>26967272
>tfw I've started yawning and sneezing really loudly and people at work find me a hoot
Fuck all you autists.
>overly cute sneezes
I can't control what my sneezes sound like...
>tfw every time you sneeze and someone's around, they don't even say 'bless you', they just go, 'awwwww'
On the converse, I work with a girl who's sneeze come out as screams. She sounds like she's being murdered.
What about burps?
I always try to make mine as loud and gross as possible, because why not?
>>26967674
>I can't control what my sneezes sound like...
Yes you can you stupid cunt. If somebody was in your house and you were hiding and that person wanted to murder you, I'm pretty fucking sure you could muster up the strength to suppress a sneeze. Just start doing that and stop doing girly "aaaachewwww~~~ :3" cute sneezes you fucking bastard.
>>26967684
Holy fuck I hate when girls do gross things like burp and the'yre like
>teehee I'm a girl so if I do gross things like burping its CUTE!
>brb gonna go take a piss
Why the fuck are roasties so eager to tell you they're going to go take a piss? Just fuckings ay you gotta use the restroom you stupid cunt you aren't cute for being vulgar.
>>26967704
"aaaachewww~~~:3"
That's not what my sneezes sound like. My sneezes are just extra tiny. It sounds like a mouse sneezing.
What, should I sneeze louder? Let a little phlegm fly?
>>26967528
What a fucking beta, passive-aggressive way to handle a normal, everyday situation. Just fucking bump into them with some force you loser. They'll think you're an ass but so what?
>>26968331
And risk getting beat up by one of the chads in their party? No thanks, I'm not going to needlessly escalate a situation into violence.
my dad goes out of his way to actually SCREAM while sneezing
>people who snore
>mouth breathers
>crying babies
I hope you all fucking die. If i could get away with it i want to slash your fucking throat or stab it. Stabbing sounds better. Ill let you bleed out.
>>26967272
I do 2/3. Come at me bud if you need some teeth pulled
>>26967272
>overly loud sneezes
Dude, I can't control it. I see fucking stars afterwards though, it's fucking awesome.
>>26968726
This.
My dad also stomps around the house for no reason. Really, really loudly.
>>26969007
>>26968726
my parents do this. I've told my mom to shut the fuck up because of loud yawns, I wouldn't say that to my dad because he's a hothead and would actually start yelling back at me but I silently curse him under my breath
>>26969117
Jesus, you and your family got some issues, bro.
Do you beat each other up on a regular basis too?
>>26968753
People who snore have no choice you mong. It's their airways.
>>26967272
>when people inhale and exhale
>when people chew their food
>when people type using their fingers
>>26969165
We function about as well as you could imagine the aging parents of a 23 yo NEET are doing.
I hate when older people say the names of things with strange emphasis on certain parts. For example, when an older person says BEST buy instead of just bestbuy. Holy fuck just die already you decrepit fucking relic.
>>26969215
Sorry to hear that.
I just think families should be supportive of each other, especially during hard times. If only everyone could be happy..
reading threads like these really helps me understand how most of you are bitter virgins
I have never said "bless you" after someone has sneezed
>>26969560
>people who say "thank you" after you say bless you
Why the fuck do they gotta do that and make it awkward?
>>26967409
>try to suppress my sneeze
>fart loudly
whenever I sneeze I sneeze at least 5 times
my record is 24 sneezes in a row
i have also never had a bloody nose
i think i have nose cancer
>>26967272
Loud moans too. It physically hurts having to hear it.
>>26967272
Add;
>People who think its okay to play their ghetto trash on public transport
>>26970229
Add
>People who think it's okay to blast reggaeton at 3AM
>>26967272
I sense strong autism going on
>>26967272
>>women who make "cute" sneezes
the ABSOLUTE worst
but only if some beta males look at her like "weird" and start to laugh
if you know what i mean
I intentionally sneeze as loud as fucking possible just to piss people off.
>>26969007
My dad always forces his farts out
>>26968753
>crying babies
For one, you definitely did this as a baby, so fuck you. And two, if you ever did, you would never be able to have children if you can't handle that
>>26970229
It's mostly niggers. It pisses me off because they do that on campus all the time, but I guess it makes sense. Niggers gonna nig.
One of my friends has some psychological or whatever issue that whenever he hears the sound of chewing, it's like an instant seething rage and urge to punch the person in the mouth.
>>26970569
If you have a baby you should keep it at home and stay with it. Stop putting everyone else through your crying baby bullshit
>>26967272
Guys in loving relationships being publicly affectionate with their girlfriends. This one guy was cuddling with his girlfriend and whispering in her ear in the row in front of me throughout an entire lecture last week, it was actually the most disgusting display of faggotry I've ever seen.
also these
>>26968753
>crying babies
>>26967480
>two or more people walking side by side
>they refuse to move over
>>26967272
>women who make "cute" sneezes
and
>women
