>tfw born with a small butt
M-more than a handful is a waste, right..?
>>26952329
It's fine if you're short.
>>26952329
Post it, whore. :)
>tfw skinny guy with comparatively big butt
wanna trade?
>tfw flat butt from sitting on the computer all day for years
how to fix?
>>26952329
No senpai big bootys are the shit.
>>26952329
pictures if grill
If your skinny it's cute. If your fat it doesn't really matter since your ugly anyway.
>>26952561
Work glutes
>>26952425
>>26952590
>Slurping Noises
plz
NO ONE CARES HOW BIG YOUR ASS IS SLUT, I KNOW YOUR A FILTHY WHORE AND LOVE SPREADING YOUR RECTUM THE SAME PLACE YOU SHIT FROM
>>26952561
>tfw fat butt from sitting all day for years
>rest of body is normal, im not a fat fuck in any way whatsoever, never have been
Good thing or not? I feel like my ass looks like it belongs to a female too often, but then I have a lot of women who just grope my ass out of the fucking blue.
>>26952726
caring about your ass means your into scat porn, think about it. Its kinda fucking gross
>>26952329
desu butts don't matter as long as it comes with a level headed mind.and as long as i can do lewd things to it
>tfw nicely shaped butt
girls like cute male butts, r-right?
>>26952746
You mean the women that grab it? Well, the ones that do are all overly-outgoing and usually whores. I doubt they're into scat, though.
>>26952635
yeah 1000 squats a day fixes this
>>26952329
>Male with large, muscular ass from years of martial arts
>Legs like an Olympian athlete from running and sparring
>Wear baggy pants all the time because girls ogle my legs and butt and I get self-concious
APD fucking sucks and I wish I was uglier so I could be left alone.
>>26952329
No one cares about butts, men care about hips.
>>26952859
this is by far the dumbest thing i have ever read on the internet
>tfw kill threads even if i post
>tfw no [you]s other than someone giving me a [you] to just give me one
>computer is a no-fun-allowed machine because it is eather [game] runs faster than the computer and risk computer going to shit or have no games and just have it as text/images. i have to wait for videos to load. 4/11 computers work. and to use the other 3, i have to mess with and untaggle cords.
>have add so get headaches daily by thinking of scenerios so i take 1-2 advils a day.
so much other problemos that if i list them all the text-limit on 4ch would hit.
oh yeah, do not have the emotion to get mad or i get another headache.
will not go to the red-haired female jew doctor to get hrt because she is just a red-flag all around and >jews
tl'dr
am poor as shit and you have to have money to live.
>>26952329
it's ok, why does a man need a big one?
as long as it's a tight butt and/or hole
>tfw 5'7/136lbs/30x32 white male
>small hairy uneven butt
>>26952329
>tfw black and born with a small bottom
My butt is pretty decent for a white girl. It's not small, not too bad. It compliments my overall shape well, I have wide hips and a fairy thin waist. I have big boobies though so I'm not complaining.
>>26953032
kys roastie slut
>>26952329
No it's not you asslet.
>>26952970
Source? Art style looks vaguely familiar but I've never seen that one.
>>26953172
konchiki - running girl
Asses are generally not my thing, but small butts are ok. It's still there but it'll never interfere with mobility or... anything else.
You do you OP. ;)
>>26953136
TOO
MUCH
ASS
Jesus Christ you're gonna poke someone's eye out with that
>>26952329
I bet you have a cute butt desu. Stooe being an attention whore and fuck off my board tho
>tfw guy and my ass sticks out
Are people oogling my ass? I hope not
>>26953032
why don't you go swallow a few more loads and wank some men off? it's all you'll ever be fucking good for
>>26952406
-YES-
>>26952329
SQUATS
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>>26953032
You sound attractive. If you were submissive, into petplay, bisexual, and in the midwest, you could totally date me and my girlfriend together.We've been in a 'polyamorous' relationship for almost two years, except the only people involved in it have been the two of us. Finding a compatible girl is ridiculously difficult.
>>26952329
Y-you just have to try harder!
>>26953373
S Q U A T S
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