What is girlbutt like?
>>26952016
Nice, jiggly soft and round. From my experience. Smooth too. Feels great man.
>>26952836
Goddamn the smoothness of females... Been 8 years since I've had physical contact with a girl but that's one thing I'll never forget about the experience.
>>26952016
If you try and imagine the smell and get turned or think smelling a girls ass would be nice you're fucking misguided. Unless a girl is REALLY really goddamn clean and specifically works on cleaning her ass as much as her hair while she's in the shower then her ass will be unbearably smelly as shit
Also anal has no friction, was an anal fetishist now I'im not, it feels like fucking a tiny vacuum just smells much worse
>>26952016
That pic made me so nostalgiac.
I miss the old internet.
>>26952909
Is smelly ass a meme? I've had contact with 3 female assholes and they weren't stinky.
Fuck you evolution, why did you give women such power over me? One look can throw off everything, one gentle curve, a few pounds of muscle and fat can send my thoughts careening off their rails. I can control my actions but not my thoughts, and my actions become harder to control over time.
Man can do what he wills but he cannot will what he wills. This is why we suffer.
>>26952909
the rankness of their ass is part of the charm you dumb ass
>>26952956
yeah it's a meme. I've fucked my gf from behind at the end of a long hot day and it just smelled like a little ass sweat. not shitty smell at all, just musky
>>26952871
tfw work a mcdicks and when i hand a grill an order or change or something i like it when our hands touch because girls hands are so smooth compared to my calloused, rough hands
>>26952909
Not sure what kind of disgusting chicks you were fucking but I've not had that problem.
Sincerely,
Chad Thundercock
>>26953060
>>26953055
>>26952956
why the fuck are you here? this place is for sexually frustrated friendless virgins
>>26952937
millions of nuts were busted all around the world by guys fapping to that set. Good times. I think she was from argentina.
>>26952016
Like a good trap butt with no handle
>>26953060
>>26952909
>not loving the natural smell of a woman
good goy
>>26953169
>natural smell
you mean her rectum? thats the smell of human feces friend, you might have a scat fetish
>>26953185
dont be so degenerate
the natural body smell, not shit, or anything like that, just the way grils smell. We're programmed to like it
>>26953120
/r9k/ is a /soc/ protectorate now. It's only a matter of time before tinder and kik threads become the norm. There aren't many robots here now days. We are being driven once more out of our safe havens so that Norman can have his attention and cool memes to bring back to Facebook. Such is the life of the robot... A constant attempt to escape and start anew somewhere else, only to see his hard work and originality taken away from him and degraded by the masses. The robots dig in the dirt, get laughed at for doing so, and when they eventually get to the gold the masses take it from them and claim credit for it.
>>26953083
I've been waiting on that for so long, I can't work the register of any place because of anxiety. Even if I could work register the girl would probably make fun of my sweaty hands.
>>26954098
>that formatting error
everyone is laughing at you anon
I'd imagine it's much better than anything a guy can pull off.
>>26953217
natural girl stank is delicious and anyone saying otherwise is a fucking liar
>>26953121
Yeah man...and that's crazy.
Think about it. She's just some random chick who decided to show her ass to the world.
No man, no matter how attractive, can say millions of women masturbated to him. You can pick the most attractive, dominant, muscular Chad to exist and at best maybe a few thousand women masturbated while thinking of him. Even saying a few thousand is generous.
>>26952871
>Been 8 years since I've had physical contact with a girl
ouch
>>26953602
>Fuck no!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOsJBWVjG5k
>>26953602
isn't it - at it's core - about people who have trouble relating to society's established rules and traditions and therefore "normies" ? Because that can totally happen to anyone at any age as far as history has showed us.
>>26952909
Um no not really lol you're retarded, and clearly only have experienced hamplanets and greasy ugly as fuck weebs
>>26954216
>stank
please tell me you don't mean shit
>>26954427
By definition, a normie is at home only within popular society. He wouldn't find joy in anything that isn't part of the "established rules and traditions".
>>26952016
same as yours, just squishier fat and less hairy
Told this b4 but i like it so
>me at mcdicks
>crowded and busy
>qt shift manager with big bum
>walking past her
>subtly feel her arse with the back of my hand on way past
>she notices
>gives me cheeky smile
>"watch where you're going anon..."
felt good man
>>26954257
Even better I'm stricken with neuropathy now so even if I wanted to feel the smoothness of a girls skin I couldn'tsuicide is the only answer but there are still drugs to be done
