Female NEETs of /r9k/, how do you spend your time? What is a typical day like for you?
Why do you care? Stop feeding them attention, jesus christ
>>26951906
I get fucked by Chad's thick cock while my platonic bf cooks me din din.
I spend most of my day in bed on my laptop watching videos and playing video games. Do some chores and clean up a little. Then I'll make dinner for my dad and I then continue browsing on my computer.
I don't do anything of interest.
>>26951921
Shut up tranny faggot
Women, as in everywhere else, are the filth which destroys the sacred spaces we men hold dear.
>>26951975
want to be my boring gf and we can be boring together and do boring things?
>>26951906
At the moment I'm drinking a lot. Playing Super Nintendo. Well, Super Famicom really. I modded it for S-Video and have a really nice CRT monitor to play Kirby's Dream Course on. Other than that, mainly shitposting on this here board. Life is p great desu!
>>26952018
why would you want to use a crt monitor?
>>26951906
>I don't do anything of interest.
That's basically me
Getting fucked by Chad, getting betas to buy me vidya
>>26951906
up at 3am, out the door at 3:40, catch the bus at 4:15, work at 5:30, start at 6, finish at 3:30, home at 5:30, eat, watch youtube fuck around on 4chan, go to sleep at 7. rinse repeat till Sunday. Wake up, go to the supermarket at 8am, buy my weeks groceries, come home, lie in bed all day online.
>>26952091
if you work you are not a neet you dumb asspls be my gf
>>26952091
You're working, how are you a NEET?Be my gf anyway
>>26952137
>>26952138
yeah i completely missed the neet thing, dont bully I get up at 3am.
at least this way I can afford to have a qt neet husbando
>>26952161
>qt neet husbando
BE MY FUCKING SUGAR MOMMA GF
I fantasize about having a virgin bf who loves anime, dressing up as his favorite character, and gently taking his virginity
>>26952080
nice memes
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>>26952174
if youre qt and clean my house, sure.
>>26952200
only if you force me to wear one of those maid outfits
>>26952200
Just cleaning? I can do that if you find me cute
>>26952200
I can make you breakfast too
I'll even hold your hands if you're into that sort of thing
>>26952226
done and done
>>26952287
well you gotta be my bf too so bf duties and stuff
>>26952346
>hold hands
i-in public?
>>26952713
>i-in public?
This is so lewd and perverted
[Spoiler]I might just do it[/spoiler]
>>26952042
Anon, please. For that glorious 240p of course. No upscaling on a CRT. Aslo, femanon be my retrofu
>>26952713
well, bf duties sound interesting, I can cook too, and I can give massages too
I'll just look after your happiness and comfort
>wake up
>panic and scold myself for ignoring school
>get on my computer, hope my e-bf skyped me in the night, saying nice things
>get on runescape
>get a visit from my dad, he makes me breakfast
>play runescape all day
>dad visits again later, makes me dinner, gives me a spliff to smoke all night
>get high, play runescape
>get in bed, cuddle my cat, sleep
Crushing loneliness.
Pic related is my cat.
>>26953144
trying to dirty my innocence?
>>26953433
s-sounds good to me anon
femanon here, my super sensitive bf usually brings me breakfast in bed which is really kind and weird of him at the same time haha..but yeah i usually go to chris's house around 1 and loveee to get assfucked and have his big throbbing cock creampie in my tight cunt, i then love to squeeze out the creampie and swallow every drop because im a dirty little slut, i then go home to my bf and reluctantly suck his dick because i'm obliged i cums in like 10 seconds, im planning on marrying him then divorcing him then taking half his stuff i hope the loser dies desu haha i love kris and his big cock
>>26953434
>>get on my computer, hope my e-bf skyped me in the night, saying nice things
>tfw know that feel
they never do, femanon, they never do
>>26952161
where do you work? I'll be your chauffeur and security
>>26952018
what kind of CRT btw?
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Shitpost on 4chan, read manga, grind my speedgame, watch anime/youtube in bed.
In the very few times I feel productive I try to learn some Russian.
>>26952018
If I buy you spirits every week will you be my gf and play Dream course with me?
>>26953557
factory. They run a bus so I dont need a chauffeur or security, ty for the offer.
do neet girls take really smelly poos?
>>26953884
You might not need it, but it would be fun
>tfw no NEET gf to shape her into a traditional housewife
Get pleased by Chads looking for a rebound. Have betas spoil me.
>>26953947
there only difference between a neet girl and a housewife is the housewife has kids
that's pretty much it
>>26953932
it would
>tfw no bf to drive me to work in the early mornings and pick me up after when im exhausted and ready for naps in the car on the ride home
>>26953993
Housewives also know how to cook, clean etc. NEETs generally don't.
>>26953920
Oh jesus, when I get the shits you can smell it across the house.
It fucking sucks.
>>26951921
this, end the thread, and your lives
I spend all my days in bed in front of my laptop watching just videos not even playing games because those require some degree of attention and focus that I don't have.
I lost interest in everything I liked doing few years ago.
I also can't cook which forces me to live on sandwiches and ramen.
At this point I wish I could just marry some old business man that would come home after a long day at work, tie me down and fuck me with the lights on. At least I would have a reason to be a miserable lazy depressed bum.
>>26954209
be my gf and we can go on welfare and laugh at wagecucks
>>26954263
Yeah, ok. Where do you live?
masturbation and drugs
>>26954288
Since he said welfare I'm guessing an Americuck. Really shit NEETbux there.
>>26954263
>>26954209
N-NO
BE MY GF INSTEAD
MY FAMILY IS WEALTHY SO WE DONT NEED NEETBUX
PLS B MY GF
IM EUORPEAN BTW
>>26954288
fuck off will you?
>>26954263
As long as you not one of those 420 blaze it kind of people
>>26954288
new england
mucho welfare bucks are to be had up here
>>26954322
Please greentext a story of you giving a rimjob JLH.
>>26954342
Cool, Quicy here. Do you smoke? I've been looking for a hookup
>>26954209
>At this point I wish I could just marry some old business man that would come home after a long day at work, tie me down and fuck me with the lights on. At least I would have a reason to be a miserable lazy depressed bum.
Roastie REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26954374
can't fool me drug enforcement agency
>>26954383
I'm a virgin. I was just trying to explain how it would make me feel better if I had a reason to hate life.
>>26954328
Where from?
>>26951906
I usually wake up about 40 minutes later than the previous day every day, so I basically go all the way around the clock every 36 days.
It doesn't really effect me though because I only have one window and it's blocked off, so I'm never aware of what time it is without looking at a clock.
My mom wanted me out of the house, so I live in the garage. I have everything I need out here.
Sometimes I get jobs where I can work from home, and then I have some money to buy shit with. Now is not one of those times.
I watch YuruYuri a lot.
I'm currently working on collecting all of the pre-wii Nintendo consoles.
I like to have a physical copy of a game I like instead of a rom because it feels like having something. So I'm collecting a lot of games.
I want to get some kind of nice shelves to put all this shit on.
I spend all my time in here, so I recently decided I might as well try to make it a nice place to be.
I'm also collecting WoTC Pokemon cards. I'll never be able to have all of them because there are a few that sell for thousands on their own. But I could get most of them, and I plan too.
I used to be a drawfag on /vp/, but I think that's been like three years ago now.
I also collect Rilakkuma plush toys because I'm a creepy giant child.
I have to have help to sleep.
Used to take sleep aids, but now I have to drink.
and that's my days
>>26954395
Fine, i guess you're not getting a gf
>>26954569
Post one of your /vp/ drawings please.
>>26954438
>Where from?
Europe
doesnt matter what country got acces to multiple places all over the place
>>26954569
I used to have those type sleep problems. your body is on a fucked up sleep cycle because you're staring at bright screens all day long. I remember waking up at 10pm and going to sleep at like 1pm the next day. it really makes you feel like shit.
get Flux. Google it and read about what blue light does to you, it's very fucked up shit. stop drinking sugar and caffeine once the sun goes down too.
>>26954630
ok
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>>26954689
I mean it isn't really an issue, it's not like I have anywhere to be or people to see.
I feel bad anyway, so that doesn't matter
>>26954602
n-no pls stop I will buy you 1 gram if you'll be my gf
it's all I can afford
>>26954022
In all honesty, it's doing things like this that make a partnership really feel special.
>>Looking over at the peaceful and trusting expression on her face while she naps on the ride home
>>26954681
Yeah but I'm from Europe as well that's why I'm asking
>>26953475
Where do you live?
pls don't be half planet apart ;-;
>>26955025
c-calgary?
>>26955055
Europe ;-;
>>26954941
Im from norway
wherere u from qt
>>26955282
Turkey blox blox blox
>>26955349
Are a Turk or Kurd?
(be my gf)
>>26955399
My parent's are actually Mozambique nationals
>>26955282
Polen
wake up at 3 PM
browse /r9k/, /v/, /a/ and other shit boards.
cook
read terrible comedy manga an 4komas
listen to mystery skulls and weeb shit
look up corruption doujins on exhentai and masturbate until i'm sick of having orgasms (this happens anywhere from twice to 6 times daily)
work on my shit music
go to TT and catch up with that day's anime
go to bed at 3 PM the next day somehow, sleep like 24 hours
tbqh i think the hardest thing to adapt to if i got a job or went to school is not being able to masturbate at literally any given moment. Or even just like, I dunno. I find my hand goes down my pants a lot, even if it's not sexual. I'll just wake up from zoning out and it's down there. It's just automatically where I go, to the point where my fingers are wrinkled from resting there.
When you say 'dad(dy)', you mean a bf who looks after and fucks you, right?
>>26953723
>In the very few times I feel productive I try to learn some Russian.
I know that feel. Trying to learn Japanese but my brain tumor and deep depression leave no free time for remission. My english is sh1t also, ikr.
>>26953993
>there only difference between a neet girl and a housewife is the housewife has sex
Fixed, yrw.
>>26955627
>sh1t
>>26952713
inb4 op is a dude with ambigger cock then most of you fags replying to it. LEAVE THE FEMBOTS ALONE THEY WILL ONLY USE YOU
>>26955540
>to the point where my fingers are wrinkled from resting there.
Sounds hott. can you post pic of your fingers u use???
for research purposes of course ;000
>>26955531
KURWA
am i doing it right
I don't believe there is any girl an introvert especially a bot.
>>26955715
Playing mmo lots of time, just a habit.
Why you pay so much attention that attached a pic?
>>26955884
Kurwa mac
Yeah you got it m8
>>26954209
this mirror hurts to read
you haven't given up yet, right
>>26956371
>you haven't given up yet, right
No not yet. I enjoy crying myself to sleep too much
>>26955540
>go to TT
>in 2016
boner gone
- Eat, take antidepressants
- Bathe, brush and floss
Any of these in no particular order
- YouTube
- Read random stuff
- Listen to music
- Watch shows on phone and sometimes anime
- Browse r9k
- Play dota 2
Repeat
>>26956419but what about devoting your life completely to what makes you happy.
and going to school at your own pace to study things you actually care about, instead of mindlessly pursuing a degree.
Have you really lost interest in everything and trying to live your life?
why
>>26956603
What makes you happy, parasite eve? What do you devote your life to?
>>26956603
>Have you really lost interest in everything and trying to live your life?
Yes. I lost my desire to do anything
>>26956595
thats exactly what i do
>>26956762
Haha. You a fem too?
>>26956762
not a fem but have almost exactly the same schedule
>>26951906
>Wake up 10:00am
>Have breakfast, feed my cat
>Bubble bath
>Lunchtime, meet up with one of my SDs
>Usually he slips an envelope with $1000.00 into my purse
>Go shopping all day
>Head to the piano lounge and get guys to buy me drinks
>>26952200
there's no one here who wouldn't want to do that
including me
>>26956643liberation, absolute liberation
>>26956742
why, what topic/idea/thing has most of your focus now?
>>26956980
>why, what topic/idea/thing has most of your focus now?
...nothing. I wake up I go behind the screen and I waste my life away.
>>26957134
>I wake up I go behind the screen and I waste my life away
On what, what is the most common thing you waste it on?
>>26957199
I don't know, movies? I could make great internet friends but I don't even have energy to do that
>>26957710
what do you love most about all the movies you've scene
>>26957828
Nothing? It's just better than staring at the walls.
Why are you asking me all these questions?
I just woke up (it's 2:38 here). my usual day is laying in my bed posting on 4chan really, I drink from 2 litre big soda bottles, my room is a mess, I usually eat (for the entire day) low-cal pizzas by myself, I masturbate to shota and some times butts (mostly boy's, but some times I can't tell the difference), I can only put 2 fingers into the private square and only 1, sometimes 2 into my butt. It's a terrible world
>>26955055
>>26953475
>>26952713
>>26952200
>>26952161
>tfw you miss the qt business gf to let me a house husbando
>>26957914
be my shota gfif you're tall
>>26957933
I'm 163 cm
School
Draw
Cats
Internet
Study
I have no life.
>>26957939
>short
o-oh
>>26957948
>goes to school
>I-I have no life XD
>>26957883
>Nothing? It's just better than staring at the walls.
I don't believe you. What is the thing you like the most out of everything you have ever watched- think about it
Because I am
I WOULD LITERALLY FUCK ALL OF YOU.
ALL OF YOU.
>>26954209
Be my gf
I'll give you reason to be a bum :^)
>>26958012
I really like the sad ones. There... I don't know what else to tell you
>>26958183
>I'll give you reason
What is it? I'm not buying a cat in a bag
>>26958682
What sad movies do you like? I prefer relationship saddest so I don't feel so bad being alone
>>26958926
Those are okay. I've been alone my whole life so I don't really mind it so much.
Normal day? Normally my mom bullies me and calls me a useless baby.
Sometimes she calls attention to how she attempted abortion on my brother but he survived so maybe she should've had one for me instead.
>>26955025
sorry i had to leave. im innew zealand but plz gib europe bf I might go to sweden this year
calgary wasnt me
>>26956910
then why am I so alone.
>>26957916
its not business. its not a glamorous job at all but it pays well
>>26955627
>cancerous women
i'm not surprised in the least
>>26951906
I think I might be literally addicted to 4chan, I am on it every waking minute of every day, only stopping to bring food through or go to the toilet, cant even go to another website or watch youtube videos without getting the urge to check 4chan in case I got a (you) or am missing some funny thread
been trying to cut it down and at least play some video games or watch some tv shows but they are all losing their interest, have some creative projects I want to do but have been putting them off for years on end
>>26959241
>its not a glamorous job at all but it pays well
I'd still be your qt house husbando if you brought me to kiwiville
>>26959823
I'm same """"fem""""bot
I usually go a few weeks in between these little addiction periods though
I want to play ck2 but 4chan is too tempting ;-;
>>26956874
>this will never be real
Why live
>>26951906
I met a grill at school who has a gamen desktop. She showed me her steam library on her laptop, and it had a shit ton of games on there. I feel satisfied.
>>26959823
>or am missing some funny thread
Gosh, I sure wish this was a problem I had with 4chan.
>tfw no girlfriend with lots of free time to play vidya with all day
>>26960172
>tfw want this but don't play vidya that's worth a shit in multiplayer
>>26959241
>sorry i had to leave. im in new zealand but plz gib europe bf I might go to sweden this year
are you ugly?
>>26960249
yes, veryI like to think Im a solid average on good days
>>26960313
whats the catch then?
>>26960313
>yes, very
I still would tbqh
>>26960340
You dont find out till you get here and then its too late to back out
>>26960404
>tfw only get a a guy that wants to use me to live out his neet days and wont love me
>>26960469
>tfw only get a a guy that wants to use me to live out his neet days and wont love me
>
I mean the offer of being a house husbando is appealing in itself, but I'd try and develop a romantic and emotional bond in the relationship. That's the fun part
>>26959241
You remind me of someone. Have you always lived in New Zealand?
>>26952018
you're a dude
>>26952091
>women in charge of knowing what NEET stands for
>>26960515
>Have you always lived in New Zealand?
No, born and mostly raised here
>>26960601
>>26952161
hey i said no bully
>>26960469
>You dont find out till you get here and then its too late to back out
sounds like a shit deal 2bh
>>26960604
Ah so maybe. Where do you work? I mean vaguely what field, IT etc.
>>26951906
I wake up somewhere between 12:30 and 1:30 pm. I get up, pour a cup of coffee, and go back to my room and look at porn for 2 hours before masturbating. Then I get another cup of coffee and shitpost for the next few hours until my family demands I come into the living room to "visit" with them. I sit in a chair and watch mind numbing television shows with them while they say nothing. If I attempt to start a conversation I am shushed because they are watching the show. After 30 minutes have elapsed I go back to my room and shitpost some more until dinner time, when I go back in the living room and eat with them. As soon as I get done eating I go back to my room and shitpost or look at porn. Sometimes I play video games, but not often. I do this until my parents go to bed, and then I get up and raid the fridge. I eat unhealthy food and drink more coffee. I'll pass out around the time the sun comes up.
>>26960634
how else am i gonna trap a husband
>>26960639
>giving out personal info on 4chan
no bueno
>>26960502
ignored
oh okay
>>26960683
Is a general job that personal? Something like; I'm a secretary, or I do IT isn't very telling.
>>26960683
>how else am i gonna trap a husband
you tell me
nz is nice, wanted to spend some time there anyway
ey canadian femanon neets
free room and board if you'll be gf
>>26960727
what do you want me to say, man
>>26960776
nz is small, nz online community is even smaller. i think i mentioned it in thread already anyway
>>26960779
>you tell me
no you tell me I dont know how else.
>>26960839
>what do you want me to say, man
Why have I met 5 different people from New Zealand on /r9k/ when apparently everyone else only meets people from my country
>>26960839
Assuming this isn't boipussy, you'd just end up reeling someone into a situation they don't want if it's as bad as you're making it seem.
It's much better to hope it turns out to be someone's fetish.
>>26960859
probably all me desu
>>26960839
>no you tell me I dont know how else.
On 4chan? It's pretty easy, this isn't exactly the creme de la creme of people. Add people, screen thorough, profit.
>>26960918
>probably all me desu
:^)
None of them had jobs though
>>26960911
it was joke famalam. I'd actually have to meet and date someone before we moved in together.
I spent the day self loathing and watching movies.
>>26960839I'm also a fembot from NZ let's be friends
chad here
kik me, i will destroy your pussies for free
username: bradleythe4th
I could never be a neet.
It is a great time to be a female right now, despite what sjw's tell you.
While the rest of the women whine and wait for something good to happen, if you are optimistic and are constantly trying to move up- you WILL get promoted and get pay raises really quickly. Companies need to fill quotas. Do what ever it takes to make yourself fit that quota and make the company look GOOD.
Be courteous, kind, and sure that you can be both charming and competitive. Companies want to look PC right now, so if you are a female and disabled(which can mean anything-ADD, Aspergers, Bipolar count btw) or not white- you can move up really fast if you work hard. Most women honestly just stand by and wait to get promoted, so there is no one standing in your way.
What ever your hobby is, you can finance it YOURSELF. You have no excuse.
>>26960953
do youhang out in nzg on b
>>26960943
Now that forced entrapment and femdom are off the table, I've lost interest.
>>26960953
Why is everyone from New Zealand? What is this conspiracy.
It seems like every interesting female posting end up being from there...
>>26960859
I'll back that up, seems everyone was born in New Zealand.
>>26961002
>femdom
no comment on whether or not thats my fetish
>>26960839
>>26960943
you gonna visit other cunts besides sweden?
also this >>26961002
is it off the table or what
>>26961008
>I'll back that up, seems everyone was born in New Zealand.
Anon I find them on normal American posting hours, it's ridiculousI wouldn't mind dating a qt from NZ, but ldr's aren't really appealing you know and I'd have nowhere to live if I moved there right now
>>26961037
see >>26961031
>>26961046
well fuck send them my way. they're probably the b crowd anyway and those soft cocks are damn near jailbait anyway.
>>26951906
sitting on this website touching myself listening to shitty music that eventually turns into white noise and debating whether or not i should kill myself or play some random shit game on my PS4
it was my 22nd birthday on the 2nd and i did the same thing
fucking hate my life
>>26961000
I don't go there
>>26961008
To be fair I wasn't born here I just moved here recently.
>>26961078
>well fuck send them my way. they're probably the b crowd anyway and those soft cocks are damn near jailbait anyway.
In English pls
>>26961078
>see >>26961031
ill take it as a yes
you didnt answer the other question btw
>>26961125
"I go on /b/ because I like underaged children with soft penises."
translated from some random fuckass language to sensible human
>>26961186
They were always older than me actually then
And I'm not underaged
>>26961078
I have no idea what that means but I like it.
>>26961122
Australia before?
>TFW no femdom or qt alternative girl to be my gf
>>26961125
Most of the posters on the New Zealand general thread that pops up nightly on /b/ are mostly very young. Soft cocks is an insult.
>>26961184
Im going to sweden on vacation, not really intending to meet anyone.
>>26961186
close but no cigar.
>>26961362
Oh
I don't go to /b/
>>26961362
>Im going to sweden on vacation, not really intending to meet anyone.
why sweden?
>>26961390
yeah, neither do i. I drop in on the odd occasion to see whats up but it's always the same.
>>26961399
why not?
>>26961401
I stopped bothering when actual cuck threads started getting posted
But that was a while ago
>>26961401
Any other fun vacations in the past?
>>26961110
What game did you play?
>>26961401
dunno, just wondering whats there to do
>>26961448
lots
>>26961483
dunno, ill find out when i get there
>>26961557
Anywhere cool? Or just genetic stuff?
>>26961557
be my qt ugly gf
>>26951906
I just play video games on my pc and sleep. Sometimes I do the first one drunk. Makes it more fun. I'm a HIKKI NEET. Life isn't grand but it isn't shit.
>>26962076
If you're a dyke I might know you
Do you play SFV?
>>26961481
pretty sure it was either Warframe or Destiny
so as i said, shit
>>26962181
be my miserable gf
>>26962177
no that's not me.i seriously hate this game
>>26962436
>i seriously hate this game
?
>>26962445
i am the sfv dyke
that poster is not me
i hate sfv
>>26962470
Why do you hate sfv? Did you finally lose to your sister's bf?
>>26962521
ive been on a dumbshit emotional tilt and have been losing a lot which is making me tilt harder
>>26962564
So he did beat you?
>>26962625
no he's literal trash
id kill myself if he manages that
>>26962639
I'm sure he's better than you at fun games like Call of Duty :^)
>>26962307
i might accept this offer by this point
>>26962718
works for me familam
>>26961110
only good pic i could find of myself for reason being that i actually care for myself but i hate everything possible that has and could ever happen
>>26962844
What is this a pic of? A google images model you like?
>>26962859
>>26962844
Nevermind I misread that
Stacy ree
>>26962859
reverse image search
message the deviantart that comes up
i will reply with a screenshot of this, on the day of 3/6/2016
>>26962844
Nice dubs but next time try to make a cogent post. Unless you're as vapid as you look, but I think this is bait either way.
>>26962844
>but i hate everything possible that has and could ever happen
What does that mean...?
>>26962918
Femanon's either a time traveler or incredibly cynical.
>>26962897
No thanks
Why did you post a picture of yourself exactly?
>>26962859
got bored, uploaded screenshot
appelez-moi.deviantart.com/art/hi-anon-594932033?ga_submit_new=10%253A1457245917
>>26963070
because sometimes i forget how 4chan works and decided to put away a certain stereotype
said stereotype being "most femanon NEETS are fat/ugly/unkempt"
>>26963121
I thought the stereotype was that they're all neckbeards pretending to be women
>>26963142
either/or, really. i'm also more used to the cynicism of /b/, so not meeting extreme hostility was a nice chance of pace
I browse the internet all day and sometimes play video games. That's it.
>>26963121
Femanons are a varied bunch. I'd say it's true that they are ALL socially autistic and promiscuous, though. They also all tend to have a nerdy-ish look to them, even in a faint sense.
>>26963180
>/b/
You need to be 18 to post here kiddo
>>26963189
it's hard not to in this day and age.
i'm also one of those freaks who gets money via. government/parents, which i'm not proud of. but at least it pays bills and stuff
>>26963223
being 26 is pretty hard, i tell ya
-cynicalfemanon
>>26963274
I thought you were 22 and miserable about it because you spent your birthday masturbating and browsing 4chan
>>26963319
never said which femanon i was, m8
-cynicalfemanon
>>26963345
Right well have fun posting your tits on /b/ for 13 year olds to fap to
>>26962718
Alright i'll just collect my gf now
>>26963345
>tfw no cynical femanon gf
Chill all day doing whatever
>this morning
>mom walks into my room
>I'm sitting on my bed strumming my guitar
>I say "here I am" as soon as she walks through the door
>we both laugh
>>26964538
>female
>guitar
>>26956883
I wish I could find a sugar daddy, I'm probably too old now
All day I watch videos on YouTube and look up stuff I'm curious about online.
I don't have any online friends, despite spending all my time online.
I only leave the house to help mom with groceries.
Here's to all the other lonely femanon neets, I was watching it laughing at first because of how cheesy I felt watching it, but when he's was like "I want you to feel safe" and all comforting, I started crying because I really took in how much of a shell of a life I am living if I can't even imagine a person saying that to me.
http://youtu.be/_Bqg69-RtKo
>>26964900
How old are you?
Would do
>>26951906
Mostly serving my man, honestly.
He gets foot rubbies everyday, I cook, clean ect ect.
He let's me use his phone for 4chan in return.
>>26964938
>Mostly serving my man
Fuck off slut
>>>/soc/
>>26964946
????
I'm a slut cuz I know how to make my bf happy and not be a huge fucking burden like most fems??
K.
>>26964977
You're a slut because you have one
Fucking normie slut get out
>>26964946
>not getting footrubbies
Kek
>>26960992
I would rather die that carve myself into some pathetic company drone. Reeee.
>>26965006
Whatever you decide to do get the fuck off my board whore
>>26964933
I'm 21 next month it's pretty depressing : (
>>26965049
StiIl would do
>>26951906
A typical day involves anything I feel like doing, I'm a NEET. Sometimes I'll shitpost, sometimes I'll spend a whole day reading and researching into a topic, I enjoy knowing what's happening with the world. Sometimes I'll play video games or go out and get drunk. If I feel like being productive I will sometimes spend a week of obsessive creation (music or drawing), it's a good life.
Also, the obvious activity that has to be the only consistent one, is to just lay down and listen to music.
>>26965026
You got the wrong guy buddy. This is OP
>>26954209
are you saying you want a marriage you wouldnt enjoy to validate your state of mind? what about trying for a guy you can love and enjoy?
>>26956883
what do they expect in return? what wouldnt you do in return? to what extreme have you gone?
>>26965049
post Iocation and contact qt
>>26965291
manchester, uk
skype is station540
but I'ma a trap so no one will want me :p
>>26965620
>but I'ma a trap so no one will want me :p
That's correct
I work from home but that leaves me plenty of time to snuggle with my cats and play MWO.
Wake up at 12. Eat, vidya, draw, read, more vidya, eat, look for jobs online, shower, crawl into bed and read 4chan, play 3ds, sleep at 3. Sometimes I bake stuff if I have ingredients lying around.
Old Asian ladies always ask me how I keep my skin so smooth and pale, I tell them it's because I just don't go outside often.
>>26965655
>work
>NEET
Women everyone
>>26965725
Did you draw this senpai?
>>26965725
I'm the same just with more baking and a normal sleep pattern
I just clean the house. It gets boring sometimes so I look up for new music to do chores with.
>>26965883
>spend all day cleaning
Do you live in a castle?
>>26965911
My family is disgusting except my mom but she works all day... we have a lot of pets too. I have to do all their shit. I wish they could fuck off for two weeks so I can clean fine without the jerk of my brother littering everywhere and in every way or my sister moving stuff out of their place and not putting it back... Those are examples of the mess they do...
I want to learn how to repair things too because my dad doesn't do shit in that matter either.
>>26966050
Are you aII spics?
>>26966065
y-yes
ye I know
it was too obvious...
>>26966082
>improper grammar
>massive family living together in adulthood
>slobs
I considered niggers, but you mentioned your father
>>26966095
Nah, you weren't wrong at first. My family is full of niggers for the reasons I said.
>>26966167
Was your dad cucked by Tyrone?
>>26966218
It's not literally full of niggers, jesus, no, that would be even worse. They are niggers because they are so fucking lazy they don't even (want to) fed the animals, living beings ffs.
>>26956762
>>26956595
>>26956874
not a den too but I do literally that except DOTA. Never could get in it. And I go play golf in the evenings and rarely ever meet friends
Anyway *please* message me at [email protected] if anybody reading this wants to talk. I would love to chat about nothing.
>>26954209
Hey there, I have to say I'm really moved by what you said. I feel like you pretty much described me. Please talk if you get a chance
>>26966298
Do any of them have jobs other than your mom?
Mostly spent taking care of the baby and housework.
>>26966410
My parents work but my mom is basically a wageslave so I don't get mad at her when she comes home almost dropping dead and not giving a fuck about anything. My siblings study and since I'm a neet, they don't worry about cleaning the mess they do since they know I will because I'm a loser.
>>26965226
Pretty much. I could still love him in a way
>>26966345
Hi
