Have you ever thought out your suicide plan? Like seriously set down and thought out what you would do step by step if you ever decided to go through with it? For me:
>type out suicide note and print it out because my handwriting is terrible
>probably make my favorite comfort food (frito pie) and then eat it an hour or so before
>take a lot of xanax for nerves (not going to try to OD because it's possible I could survive and I don't have access to enough)
>spread out some towels on the floor of my room because why inconvenience people and leave a harder to clean up mess in my death
>sit down on said towels and lean up against the wall
>get out my ipod and put on my ear phones and start up one of my favorite song Love on a Real Train by Tangerine Dream
>use my leatherman knife to slice open my wrist
>drift off into oblivion
How about you guys?
>burn everything I own in one of those hobo drum cans
>leave a note that says 'don't look for my body'
>rent a small boat and leave some extra money in the security deposit
>drive out far enough into the water that I can no longer see the coastline with a heavy weight, some rope, and a gun
>tie the weight to my chest, lean off the side of the boat, and shoot myself in the head
>>26951575
Write some stuff letting my friends and familly know that it's not their fault
Make up some excuse un case i fail
Go drive my car into a tree
You plan a lot for something so simple
>erase everything off computer
>go to top of building with laptop
>make thread on /r9k/
>text my only friend telling him he was good friend
>jump
>>26951682
he obviously wasn't a good friend if you're killing yourself
Stupid Axisposter.
>>26951690
Not his fault.
>>26951575
After my parents are gone.
>empty all my bank account
>destroy all my emails and computer
>pack some food and a jacket and go for the woods.
>park the car a few kilometers away from where i will an hero (still have to pick a location)
>find a huge ravine in the rocks
>get naked so it helps decomposition
>stand with back against the ravine
>blow out brains
>fall into it
The ground will take care of the rest
I have, it's not very complicated.
I would drive the coast, pic out a fairly isolated beach, and wait until after sunset to shoot myself.
The chance of surviving should be pretty minimal. Of-course on the way out there I might change my mind about the suicide and that's fine, because at least I'd get to enjoy a solitary day at the beach.
>>26951575
>DBAN my computer and related drives
>hand-write note, fold it up and pin to myself
>set extremely loud alarm on my person to go off in ~24 hours so I don't decompose with no one finding me
>hang myself on nearest available area
>write a short note explaining that my parents were great ones
>put a bit in about how this isn't a heat of the moment thing, I've thought it through and this is my decision
>wait until sometime in the early AM
>go to a nearby park
>suspension hang myself from a tree
I wouldn't recommend having those sort of "last meals". Exposure to anything good or positive when you're about to kill yourself tends to flip your mood, reflect on your decision, and make you hesitant.
Also slicing open your skin and arteries would really hurt. You'd be better off dying to carbon monoxide poisoning. Albeit there is a risk of permanent brain damage incase of failure.
But those points aside, I feel you OP. Life sucks. But suicide is too scary for me to actually do it.
>kill alpha males and racist size queens in university
>serve a lifetime in jail being fucked by those delicious black cocks because i'm bi
opiate overdose nothing else
>>26951822
that's incredibly selfish but also something I would enjoy laughing about if I was still alive and read it in the news
i did i was going to drive fast on the highway and crash into a pole but i was thinking i would probably end up to where i'm at right now, crippled. i got into a car accident two and something moooonths and end up being crippled.
>>26951895
that's the suicide jackpot
just tell your doctor you are still suffering from chronic pain and get a scrip
>summertime
>destroy ID, computer (destroying and throwing out hard drive separately), phone, anything containing my writing, but leave room otherwise intact
>delete all online accounts
>pay off remaining lease to landlord
>clear bank account
>buy car off craigslist with remaining cash
>drive as far north as possible on a couple tanks of gas
>find a suitable place to abandon car
>walk in forest for as long as I possibly can
>take off clothes
>burn and bury
>walk another couple of kilometres until dawn breaks
>heroin in
>drift away
>>26951575
>drink a lot
>call cops, wave knife at them when they arrive.
or, less cowardly
>drink, take blood-thinners and viagra (yeah i'd die with a boner just to make sure)
>jump off a bridge, there are several of them here, very conveniently placed.
lost all my plans because I got a job and I want to wait until I fuck it up so it's easier.
I've already planned out my suicide.
>order two bottles of nembutal off the internet from a mexican vendor
>they arrived three weeks ago
>sitting in my desk drawer now
>parents none the wiser that I have them
>plan on emptying my bank account on a dream vacation to Japan
>type up my suicide note on the internet, make sure its sufficiently long
>unlock my computer so my parents can have access to my lengthy and details journal I've been keeping for the last few years
>wait for a long period of time where I can be left alone
>down both bottles and drift off into eternal sleep
Its a foolproof plan. I literally have the holy grail of suicide in my desk drawer. I just want to visit Japan before I do it because I'm a weeb with weeb dreams. Plus I already tried and failed at cutting my throat and ended up in the psych ward, so I'm not too interested in failing again.
>write and print suicide note and make videos for each family members telling them its not there fault
>wipe my pc & laptop
>tidy up my room
>spend one week doing everything I can to make them happy
>go to uncle and ask him where to buy a gun (he'd understand why I'm doing it)
>Shoot self in heart
>>26951956
I've never tried it but wouldn't hypothermia ruin your high?
>>26952022
>weeb wants to go to japan
they will hate your guts over there.
>>26952079
Do you honestly think I give a fuck? I'm literally killing myself afterwards, I'm going to enjoy my trip. Plus the Japanese version of racism isn't violent or direct, its in not accepting foreigners as members of their society, and I'm not interested in becoming a member of their society.
They can hate me all they want. I might get a few laughs out of it.
Of course.
>order a gram of flubromazolam, a gram of a fentanyl analogue, probably acetylfentanyl, a box of phenobarbital (30 60 milligram pills I think), a gram of heroin, and a needle
>put the flam and the fent in gel caps
>write an extensive note and leave it on my desk
>buy a box of antiemetics, a box of Benadryl, and a soda at the grocery store
>walk far out into the woods in a nature park along a river on the outskirts of my town
>send some final texts on my phone then throw it into the river off a bridge
>start taking the antiemetics and Benadryl as I walk towards my special spot
>sit down in my secluded spot on the river beneath a large boulder
>swallow the downers, washing them down with the soda (or maybe I'd get an iced tea, a big Arizona or something)
>prep a shot of the H, as much as I can get in the damn syringe
>wait until I can feel myself getting tired
>shoot the smack
>fade out with one last sip of something sweet on my tongue
Yes, technically I could survive that, but it's incredibly unlikely. If I was worried about that possibility, I could also try to get some cyanide and take it orally right before doing the shot.
Am I the only one who wouldn't care what my family/friends thought if I ended it? Maybe I'm too much of a narcissist for suicide
>>26952046
If you shoot an overdose of heroin, you'll lose consciousness before you feel any hypothermia, and even if you didn't pass out, you wouldn't give a fuck, you're on heroin. Plus he said summertime, that's not even an issue.
>>26952022
Have fun getting scammed by the vendor. That's where the fool proof part gets stops being fool proof.
>>26952195
I've already tasted one pill to test for the trademark bitterness of Nembutal, and it passed with flying colors. I wasn't scammed. They send out sodium pills to people who get scammed. I've got the real thing, I know it. I corresponded with the vendor over the internet for a few months before actually making the purchase.
>>26952022
Alejandro, right? What's his email?
>>26952282
Sorry, you're going to have to find your own way to get nembutal for yourself. I'm not going to pass out the email in here.
>>26952235
Good for you then I guess. Nembutal isn't the only thing that's bitter though, have you taken enough to see if it has the appropriate sedation?
Our uni has a large entrance hall, all the way open to the top. There's no safety nets or glass panes even at the 4th floor, so I figure the marble floor will surely crack open my head if I drop from there.
I would go up and sit on the ledge for a while as I take out my hastily written suicide note. I put the note on the ground and have some final thoughts. I'll then fall backwards and drop right in the middle of everyone. I'd check if nobody is directly beneath me beforehand though. I don't want someone to break my fall and die in the process.
It would be perfect.
>>26951575
I'd go on one hell of a bender.
Taking anything and everything. Eventually OD fucked off my face on MDMA and god knows what else.
>>26952323
Alright can you at least tell me where you found it?
>>26952342
Stimulant OD is a shitty way to go, and I feel like MDMA would probably give you serotonin syndrome or some shit before even just normal heart failure.
>>26952361
I would advise using the darknet markets to find a more common drug to overdose on. I got lucky when I gambled on paying $700 for two bottles of that shit. Get heroin or oxy to OD on, it'll work just the same.
>>26952332
Yes I have. I have more than enough, so I had the luxury of being able to test it beforehand by taking four pills to test the effects. Its a barbiturate, so the effects were pretty clear.
>>26951575
slitting wrists is for sorority girls, roughly 6% success rate.
Personally,
>buy 50$ of magic shell chocolate ice cream topping
>chug it all
>it hardens in my stomach, killing me instantly
only way to go
>>26952416
What about heroin? Morphine?
firearms the best way
>>26952494
how the fuck would that possibly work
even if it did harden, that wouldn't kill you instantly
and it wouldn't harden because your body temperature is too high
>>26952640
poisoning/overdose is literally the most horrific way to go
it is incredibly slow, unimaginably painful, and very rarely even works
do not try to kill yourself with poisons or venoms
>>26952640
>overdose
>200k+ failed attempts
Females, are you even trying anymore?
>>26952672
Nice troll. Nembutal is the best method.
>>26952682
They take enough for it to be serious, but not enough for it to be fatal, it's called attention seeking robot
>>26952640
2/4?
original fammmm
>>26952884
Precisely what I thought.
Friend if mine who's become a cuckold SJW lately once tried to OD. Didn't take enough for it to kill him. Blatant attention seeker.
The whole reason he's gone full tumblrina is for the attention, I suspect.
When we found out he tried to OD our first reaction was "well you didn't do a fucking good job, did you?"
>>26952961
3/4
origianl fammmmmm
>>26952977
4/4
original post 65435456
>>26951575
>buy go pro
>make a thread on 4chin
>login to twitch
>down you go
