Just downloaded tinder 30 minutes ago and have already had my first match with a solid 7.5/10 ( I count myself as a 4-5/10 ). How is this? I've never had this success in real life.
Also general tinder thread.
>>26950227
I thought about getting a tinder some time ago, but never uploading any photo. It may be cause of lack of good looking pic, or i am scared that i screw something in facobook setting, and other will see it. I am pretty affraid of sharing anything with strangers from web.
>>26950227
Post her picture, I've seen what r9k calls 7 or 8.
Lots of women swipe right on everyone.
Does she at least have something written on her profile? I run into so many girls on there that have nothing written that I have to assume their bots. Then there are those who are just there to pathetically promote their Instagram.
>>26950312
How would you rate?
>>26950332
And they usually sell sexual services.
>>26950227
now let's see if she ignores you or not.
>>26950428
Pretty hot desu, I retract my point. Though it is angles/makeup to an extent. How about a pic of her in normal life, as in outdoors or etc?
>>26950428
Looks like a bot to me
>>26950227
it's a bot that matched you desu sempai
>want to make Tinder
>profile picture
You do realise that her swiping to the right doesn't mean she wants the D, right?
My flatmate has had tinder for about 3 months now and has a couple of matches every other day but has only met one girl irl so far. They just had a coffee and a little chat for an hour or two, so not even a proper date.
Don't even get your hopes up OP.
>>26950444
I haven't messaged her yet, pretty sure I'll fuck up.
>>26950479
Closest I could find, pic related
>>26950529
Def hot, good luck anon.
>>26950545
Anyone suggest first message I send?
>>26950560
they need to remove the mute filter in image only posts
>>26950510
underrated post desu
>not original
>>26950580
Too autistic to use any apart from the beaver one hahaha.
>>26950227
the majority of good looking girls on Tinder are bots, don't fall for the scam
>>26950428
7/10 desu afsadgdsg
>>26950444
Try making girl account. You will get so many messages, that you will start ignoring everyone as well
>>26950647
Don't know if it helps but it has instagram listed, only 400 followers but loads of entries that go back to two years ago so pros legit.
>>26950428
>>26950529
def bot
>>26950227
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>>26950697
tinder is fucking useless, had it for almost 6 months, had over 300 matches, only real real real ugly people respond and even they decide to ignore you
the only good looking ones you match with are bots, the rest ignores you completely
you have better luck getting hammered in a bar
Messaged over Instagram with "hi, how are you?" I have the feeling that it isn't a bot.
>>26951120
>"hi, how are you?"
kek that ought to make her wet for u anon
>>26950428
woulda swiped left
>>26950227
Two possibilities.
>you're the only one in 50 miles she hasn't fucked yet
>you're her next free meal
Protip: if she demands to pick the restaurant and orders a ton of shit while avoiding al talk of whos paying, just leave.
>>26951159
That's what I thought so I deleted it before she saw, any suggestions guys?
>>26951205
Thanks for the tip mate
I've had 2 tinder dates. 8/10 6.5/10. Both let me fuck them in the ass. Was great.
>>26950711
You're doing it wrong bro. I've had Tender for a couple days and got up to 217 matches now. I already have seven dates lined up with three back ups just in case some of them decide to flake out.
>>26950510
boten anna
>>26951843
There's nothing to "do wrong." You're either Chad and it works for you, or you're everyone else and it doesn't.
>>26951855
Now isn't the time for basshunter anon
Hopefully I don't fuck this up, She's 18. Please make it happen God.
>>26952240
CRINGE
FUCKKKK
CRIIIINGE
>>26952240
>hopefully i don't fuck this up.
>implying you haven't already.
Jesus Christ dude, this is the most cringy shit i've read all day.
>>26950227
>How is this?
You are now officially part of a woman's orbiter network. Congratulations anon.
>Live in Vegas
>Tinder is mainly used for advertising using fake accounts
They say the most popular lines women like on tinder is "Let's smash" so do that.
I'm can't even use Tinder even though it's likely my only chance to find a girl. I'm a 24 year old kissless friendless virgin. I won't even have any pictures to post of myself doing fun stuff let alone with friends, and add on the fact that I'm ugly and weird looking and I'm just done
>>26952309
>implying you haven't already.
She's still replying lol. I have tried everything on tinder honestly and nothing worksmso hopefully this does.
>>26952240
originality tbqh familyyyyy
original comment required wagecuck
>>26952432
quality shit anon
>>26952381
All my pictures are selfies, I could probably get better matchups if I had those kind of pics but I don't have friends so...
Just lift brah, girls like muscles I get 0-3 matches daily even with bad pics
>>26952432
0rieginal
>>26952432
need more of this..
>>26952240
>>26950428
I fucking swear only the most retarded people in this board get matched with qts
>>26952240
>Pls be my girlfriend!
Why did you think that would work, OP?
>>26952432
my ex posted on 4chan. it is quickly becoming mainstream for girls.i never told her i did and called her weird
>>26952432
>>26952432
LOLED!!
WAGIE BTFO!!!!!!!!!!!
If you're not using tinder to hook up you're doing it wrong. I'm talking to 4 different girls right now so pretty much its a guarantee one of them is gonna offer pussy to me tonight. But hey i'm sure you'll have a good time making threads about how feminism ruined your life.
>>26952660
>But hey i'm sure you'll have a good time making threads about how feminism ruined your life
Good luck on your quest into becoming a man whore.
Please teach us the way senpai. How do you open?
>>26952499
....
Tt
Uu
Vv
Ww
>>26952704
>>26952660
Intended to messegae you senpai
>>26951896
I hope nobody actually believes this...
>>26952704
I'm straight and to the point. I always assume the girl isn't really dumb enough to be on tinder looking for a future husband. I'm horny, she's horny. We fuckin or nah? If no, then okay keep it moving. Next.
>>26952240
Mother of god. Are you using your real account?
>>26952268
its bold enough to work actually.
Its a fake girl asking to join her webcam.
Fuck life
>>26953159
Are you op?
lol
this line works every time
>>26953270
>this line works every time if you are handsome
ftfy
>>26953324
If they right swipe you then they clearly think you are good looking yes
I saw this about 2 minutes ago and I fell off my chair laughing. Am I a bad person?
>>26953402
yes
shame on you
>>26953402
>this waste of flesh has had bfs and you haven't
fuck this gay earth
>>26953367
Or they want to increase their beta orbiter army
>>26952240
WOMEN HATE DESPERATION
>>26950227
>tfw tinder delays matches
fuck this shit
Look at her interests and then look at her
>>26953584
>kek'd
I think she needs a hand to write her interests again.
>tfw used to get several matches a day with legit women
>app update
>fucking nothing
THEY DELAY MATCHES
> match with some slut after about 3 months of using this garbage
> she's on vacation
> ask her if she's with her parents or friends
> friends
> leave my cell in case she wants to hang out
> she unmatches me
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>26953584
>765 km away
>>26954064
I was changing my location all the time with the gps app
>>26953893
it took 3 months for one match? im a normie who comes to this board for laughs but that's just saddening
>>26954090
>just using tinder for laughs
you can actually get girls on it if you apply yourself
>>26953584
Tell her you want her to fist you with her stumps
Or ask her how she masturbates
>>26953367
Women swipe right just to boost their ego
>>26954144
i posted >>26953270
i am aware
>>26954108
well I'm not a fucking Chad and I refuse to swipe right on uggos so go fuck yourself
>start using tinder right after i broke up with my gf
>get a couple of qts on match
>not feeling like it because of said break-up
>wait a month
>go on tinder again
>slim pickings
>wish I'd acted a month ago
>it's too late now
>>26954174
>>26953584
You should ask her for a handjob
>>26954232
>1 match in 3 months
>'all the rest are uggos!!!'
Any advice in writing a bio? I just listed a few interests and have a stupid witty one liner.
>>26954264
I swipe right about 3 out of every 10 girls.
My standards are> don't be fat and don't be black. Unfortunately I live in Spanish conquest colony shit so 90% of the population is slav- I mean, black people.
>>26954314
what have you written? this is anon so just post it and we'll critique it
> there's no one new around you
that feel when you realize this is fucking bullshit and it's just the shitty app telling you to fuck off because nobody likes you
>>26950227
it's a bot
pro tip: nobody likes you. don't fall for the "visit this new site, it's free and they are only asking your credit card to keep kids out"
>>26954380
just change the age range and distance
it doesn't matter if you change it up or down
you'll get new women who can ignore you
girls on tinder wont go for just anyone not even 10/10 chadski
>>26954429
haha I can't believe you wrote those things!!
Can any tinderfags show us their profiles (if they're remotely successful)?
I'm going to get some hench pics when I go on holiday next week and I wanna know what kind of shit I should put on there
>>26953584
>and draw
>>26954314
Witty stuff is best. I'm half Asian so I just put I'm the bastard child of Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee.
They seem to like that.
>>26954340
>pic of me in my first cage fight
>pic of me on a rooftop
>pic of head shot
>pic of me soaking wet on a boat while other people are wearing rain smock
Netflix is not an adventure.
[sport], [sport], [music genre]. Big plus if you have a bike.
I took a couple pictures of myself and they don't look too bad, but I'm starting to think the only reason why I'm not getting any matches on this piece of shit is because I'm alone on every single one of them. I'm not doing any outdoor "activity", having "fun" or hanging out with "friends".
I didn't think it would have that much of a negative impact but damn...
>>26954314
>computer repair 20(euro symbol, robot doesn't allow it)/hour, Tinder dates 0(euro symbol)/h
Needless to say I drown in pussy and make a nice side income from fixing computers (aka running ccleaner and occasionally removing viruses)
>>26954587
your bio line doesn't seem very witty
and also you have to be pretty aesthetic for those pics brah
>>26954523
Uh, off-topic but, does anyone know the anime source of that pic?
>>26954706
>Let's go an adventure!
>I like staying in and watching netflix
I combined two female bio memes. That's not witty enough? You have any suggestions other than saying I'm the bastard child of my two white dopplegangers?
I am aesthetic.
>>26954698
>dat ccleaner + malwarebytes
$50 pc tune up
>>26954234
Just delete your account and start again
>>26954794
>>dat ccleaner + malwarebytes
>$50 pc tune up
You know how it is bro. I usually carry a bootable linux usb stick for rescuing files, don't have to use it often because people often don't fuck their computers up too badly.
>>26954794
I actually thought about this
is it a good look to be cynic about tinder?
it seems to communicate that you've been on there a long time which cant be good
>>26954819
but it connects via facebook so I think I'll keep my matches
>>26954868
I thought about that as well. Could it make me seem more meta and aware than cynic?
>>26954907
that's what I'm unsure of'
but surely looking like you just got on it is better than looking like you've been there for way too long and have gotten tired of it
I asked a match today if i could eat her butt, she replied with no but theres something else you could eat. I hope thats the plug where she asks me to dinner and not talking about her pusspie
>>26954888
Nah, you lose them.
>>26954951
>letting the woman take charge on tinder
>>26954992
imma do this
>>26952240
>pls be my girlfriend!
op why
>>26954950
Alright. Can you suggest a tinder-friendly, witty one-liner
>>26952432
Why the fuck can't people take apart words and make assumptions based on those clues?
wagecuck
not too hard to figure out god damn it...
>>26955054
i guess it really depends on where you're from
english isn't my first language
and really I think it has to reflect your personality and your pictures
I mean if I really understood women I would probably not be on tinder
who knows what they want
>>26953584
>I'm open to pretty much anything
Yeah? What if I ask for a handjob, bitch?
>>26953270
Gah she looks like my oneitits
I didn't know you could send pics over tinder chat.
>>26955164
I guess that would stump her.
>>26955200
You cant, you can use gifs that tinder has loaded in similar to skype
>>26953584
what is this
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>26955200
you actually think he's talking to allison brie?
>>26953402
>I saw this about 2 minutes ago and I fell off my chair laughing
... was it a wheelchair?
>>26955245
Lol I don't know who that is
>>26955229
that's a gif from tinder?
>>26955296
you see the GIF button beside that chat box? that lets you select tumblr tier gifs to post into chat
>>26955330
note: do not do this as a man
>>26955348
Thanks dude, i'm white btw.
>>26955054
Hello m'lady.
gets the panties soaked.
>>26955290
Nah I wish
>>26955160
i went for the edge
>fuck this world, fuck these people and fuck you in particular!"
it actually works m8
>>26955517
you must be a handsome motherfucker
>>26950227
for all the robots who arent getting that many matches i advise spending a little time practicing a genuine smile for a photo.
I realized that i was way too serious in my main photo, i got a lot more matches after i tried smiling a little bit more.
How many times have you all been super liked? I've got about 400 matches but only been super liked twice
>>26955554
i dont know
your photos should mostly be taken by other people
a man taking selfies is not a good look
>>26955619
we are all robots here.
All you have to do is set up your camera so that it looks like other people took the photo. Then you only need one photo when you are actually in a social setting to validate it all.
no one is gonna think you actually had all that trouble to faked it all.
>>26955543
i'm not. just a hairy, edgy 26yo 260lbs/6'2" fat fuck
>>26955619
have some picture advice from a girl
>>26955667
>Then you only need one photo when you are actually in a social setting
Well darn.
>>26950227
They like how you look. They';ll probably ditch you first date or even before it because you're a boring sack of shit with no entertainment value.
>>26950529
>>26950428
Her chin is fuck off huge, thats why she takes photos from below angles.
>>26955826
I sense that anon got unmatched by a qt
This girl is arab and her parents are controlling and hate other races kek
SHe wants the white dick
>>26955872
Nah I'm talking about other people's experiences(decent looking guy, but boring as hell).
I don't use trashy shit.
Besides, if you think about it, it IS just "i like how you look" then proceed with whatever courting.
>>26951805
> anal sex with a stranger
That is just fraught with peril.
>>26955875
Jesus fucking Christ girls in America are so fucking easy it's unbelievable how some of you have managed to stay virgins up until your late teens
>>26955749
>no dumb grin that guys do
>every girl has a stupid pic that looks like a castanza aerial shot
>>26954698
I did this too, wonder how more you must know about for work in average service? I assume you have no education in field tho?
Should I super like her
>>26950227
Literally every match I get doesn't respond when I send a message or is a fucking bot. Fuck this shitty app.
>>26956047
shes right moments were great
>>26954429
you glorious psycho bastard
>>26955619
This girl said it was weird how my IG didn't have selfies. I still don't take selfies cuz fuck front facing camera
>talking to girl on tinder with chadski
>she asked for my facebook just to be sure i wasnt catfishing her
>ask for her snapchat instead
>send her a chadski selfie using rooted app
>she bought it
back to flirting cuties
Why are you guys actually doing this?
I mean, I get that it can be funny, but it seems like you're wasting your time, since there's no way you're gonna get laid.
>>26954429
also this was my account
>>26956249
he isnt that attractive imo, his eyes are too small
>>26956249
Post some of your convos
>>26956249
>not good with girls
>really cool guy though
>levi mcmuscles
you guys are too autistic. this is the r9k equivalent of "14/f/cali"
>>26956321
i deleted most of them but here is one
i actually did this like 5 months ago, i really should do it again it was really fun.
>>26956358
i was trying to make the guy seem timid.
girls like that?
>>26956415
Jesus. I rather not even get a message back if theyre going to reply like that
>>26952240
lkjlkkhbjh
>>26952240
if you can be that autistic and still get her to reply like that at the end, then clearly you should get off my fucking board you normie
>>26950711
Yall fucking wrong, not a bot
-OP
>>26957284
post pictures of convo
>>26957341
Talking on Snapchat sorry
>tfw afraid to use tinder because worried people I know might see my profile, since it does it based on area
Anyone else know this feel?
I've been successful twice on it. My recent one messaged me first and we've been on two dates.
Not who I usually go for but she's cute nevertheless.
>>26957477
Take a screenshot, anushead
>>26957602
it tells them if you take a screenshot, even if its the conversation end
t. not him
>>26957535
Yes also i'd have to update my profile pic and i hate making pictures of myself
>>26950227
I have been swiping right on every woman since beginning of 2015. Just TODAY i had my first date.
Thought it was going well. She hugged me at the end.
Text her afterward to set up follow up date. "Sorry i had fun but no second date, there was no chemistry"
FUUUUUUUUUUUK
>>26959998
nigga you ugly
Simple as that.
>>26960166
why would she swipe right then?
My pics on tinder are all of me
>>26950227
She's a hooker dumbass. Girls don't date online. Only loser virgin males do.
>>26954232
At least you know your left from right. If I could master that then I too could tinder....
>>26950227
You'll feel a tinge of hope when you realise people want to talk to you. However, slowly it will dawn on you that you'll never live up to your match's expectations, in terms of personality and physically. You'll then become jaded and realise the whole app is a shopping market for humans covered with a vale of "lol love and sparkles and bullshit". You'll then truly understand the huge gap between you and other people causing you to fall further into your despair-induced NEETdom with only your own skinny-fat torso to wrap your arms around whilst you cry in your bed at night like the lonely, miserable autist that you really are.
