Who here pees wherever they want? I prefer out the window, floor drains, parking lots and of course a nice piss bottle. Peeing in the toilet is boring.
Greentext/discuss. Bonus points if you're a femanon and do this.
>>26949540
i peed in your mums ass last night
i like to pee in sinksi'm a grill.
>>26949560
Do you have any proof fellow female bot?
>>26949581
no i would never even tell anyone that i do this. you are a girl and do it too?
>>26949548
good 1 m8
>>26949560
Me too, especially in single bathrooms. at home I prefer the shower
>>26949560
I'm suddenly reminded of how my ex would squat over the sink after we had sex and wash herself out.
Was pretty hot desu
One time she put her feet in the sink and jerked me off onto them.
I'll get out now. Sorry.
>>26949636
You can stay senpai, I approve of this post
>>26949540
I prefer peeing in my backyard. I piss out there several times a day. I can't decide if this is robot or alpha behavior.
>>26949540
>2016
>not pissing on the carpet
ISHYGDDT
>>26949667
No, he can fuck off, the non-virgin freak.
>>26949774
>several times a day
get ur plumbing checked out m8
>>26949899
If you drink a lot you piss a lot
>>26949808
advanced level destructive pissing
i try not to do this but sometimes i can't resist pissing all over a public bathroom
Honestly I hate peeing in the toilet, it's such a waste of water. If I can I usually just pee somewhere outside.
>>26949595
Yes. I love to take a pee and then plug the hole with my finger to build pressure
>>26950036
What the fuck, how does that even work? You are a girl that pees in the sink and plugs your pee hole?
>>26949540
Literally anywhere that isn't my pants, with places of privacy being preferable. Bottles are also a great way to piss and not stop what you're doing, but make sure you have the bottlecap and screw it all the way on or you're fucked. The smell of piss is strong and hard to get rid off.
Another protip from a pissbottler. Dispose or empty your bottles as soon as you can be bothered, because let me tell you, year old piss bottles have a stench that is hard to keep bottled if you know what I mean. Also, when it crystalizes at the bottom of the bottle, it's too late.
>>26950090
i want to know if there are any girls that use some form of piss bottle.
>>26950081
Have you literally never tried?
>>26950345
I'm a guy so I can't. Explain this for me, what exactly do you do?
>>26950214
maybe cups idk
>>26949540
>college
>rent a house
>3rd floor / attic
>too shy to go downstairs to pee
>always hammered drunk when I get home
>puke out the 3rd floor window onto roommates (normie) roof and stoop outside his window
>robot roomie pops his head outside his own and asks if i'm okay
>laugh a little bit and tell him yes
>piss on normies roof and goto bed
he had to clean it lol
>>26951123
bump for greentext
i want some from fembots
>>26951395
+1 this is actually my fetish
Mootblox
>>26950417
Are you serious???
just force your thumb on the hole while taking a piss
>>26951848
but why would a girl do this? and in the sink none the less
>>26951917
nigger you are on 4chan, what kind of question is that.
As a male you can do this. Hold your urethra shut while pissing and release it. you can also just plug your dick hole with your thumb like she said.
>>26952015
does it feel good? i like to make foreskin piss balloons so i guess its the same idea.
Three years ago I was sort of normie, I'd go out with my own band of weirdos with a couple of failed Chad's and just do anything.
I've pissed on and in everything.
>slides
>letter box
>garbage can
>water tank
>shoes
>bottles
>cans
>mason jars
>empty chip packets
>in a resealable can
>threw it under a car
>it drove over it and the can exploded piss everywhere
>lakes
>bird baths
>squirrel feeder thing
>someones pool
>house windows
>on cars
>in cars
>on someone
>someones dog
I have a diaper fetish so yeah I piss in public places a lot
>>26952047
no, although I could imagine some people find it satisfying.
>>26949540
gross mofos. it can only be ok if your drunk
>>26949540
ive pissed onto trees a lot, as a girl you just angle it right, its not that fun i'd imagine its a lot more fun to be able to aim it anywhere as a guy.
ive peed on stone sidewalks anything where you can see the mark idk man
>>26952234
that's pretty hot. you know you can pee standing like a guy if you practice. how do you angle it?
do you like seeing your mark or what? why do you do it?
>>26952351
Oh, no I didnt know that. I never really get to practice too much only late at night or when its getting dark and no ones around.
And you either squat and angle your hips or raise one leg and aim that way. 100% I just like the mark, it never really feels that good, never urgently need to pee when I do it just feel like it sometimes
>>26952554
I pee outside for the same reason. plus doing it gives me a rush.
I have never talked to a girl that does this and I really want to, would you want to talk? I'll post some contact info. It's weird I know but yeah.
>>26952554
That's legit femanon. Try doing it out your window and whenever you need to go. Soon you'll be at my level.
fucking weirdos
/r9k/ never fails me
>>26952625
Maybe I have some latent desire for public indecency lol, I dont use it much but if you have steam or something we can exchange that otherwise I dont rly use much
>>26952669
What if my neighbors see ;__; I'll probably try someday when it's dark and I dont wanna go out...maybe..
>>26952873
I don't wanna give out my skype if that's ok. I made a throwaway email, it's [email protected]. Hopefully you have an email to use too, if not just make one. I'm looking forward to talking about this
>>26952929
*steam, not skype
>>26952929
nah sure throw away email is way better np
[email protected]
>>26953075
Sweet, I sent you a message
I found the thread I was born to be in.
So usually I piss in the sink or out of my window if its after 1am and i'm in bed and can't be bothered to get up since all i have to do is kneel up on my bed and point my dick out the window. Sometimes in bottles if its cold and I dont want to open the window.
Also piss all over public toilets any chance I get. I mean all over everything. the seat, the floor, baby changing units all over the toilet paper and the paper towels. Best one yet though-
>be me earlier this year
>on an over night flight from the US to the UK
>really late, all the lights are down and most people are asleep
>the few that are awake are watching tv
>get up to pee (chose a seat at the back of the plane so I have 2 seats by the window to myself)
>go to the middle lav instead of the rear one
>start pissing
>drank like 5 beers since they are free on long haul with delta
>going to go for a while
>veer out of the bowl and onto the siding
>back to the bowl
>veer out of the bowl on the other side
>back to the bowl
>i'm just toying with it now
>turn and piss all over the sink
>lift up the little holder thing and piss on the toilet roll
>piss on the door
>all over the floor
>even hit the mirror
>piss everywhere
>wash my hands like a good boy and leave
>one of the attendants is walking down the aisle to do something
>stop her
>"hey, I'm really sorry to tell you this, but someone has... cough... weed all over that toilet"
>"oh my god, really?"
>"yeah its really bad, sorry"
>they close the toilet for the rest of the flight
>I watch Antman and ask for another beer before I sleep the rest of the way.
My greatest masterpiece.
>>26949540
>pees anywhere
>tells others to poo in loo
>>26949540
I walk around my property naked, so I pee anywhere I want, i side the house I strictly pee in the sink
>>26949540
>Living with my grandma
>be me 16 year old halo 3 fanboy
>didn't want to wake her up and tell me to stop playing halo at 3am
>start pissing in sink to be silent
>now I prefer to piss in sinks and will do so inless I will be caught.
>>26953393
same
saves water too, we're saving the earth better than the normies could.
>>26952086
>>bird baths
>>squirrel feeder
>>someones dog
>>26953468
im not him. i let some water run when i piss to conceal the sound because i just cant be myself around these normies.
>>26953545
piss on the side of the sink as to catch your urine at an angle. No sound.
Where would be the most disrespectful, non-religious place for a girl to pee? Drawfag is curious.
>>26953646
probably where someone sleeps/eats
>>26953646
>on a dead animal
>squatting over christmas dinner with a horrified family all around
>on a sleeping grandparent
>on a baby
>>26953646
Something like this. On something a lot of people respect.
>>26954774
>non-religious
good job.
>tfw you have never peed inside a girl
>>26949540
>pissbottles
What kind of small dicks you must have baka
>>26952873
ever make a pee arch? i'm jealous of how far women can pee like that
>lay in bed 1 night and have to pee
>really tired and angry that I won't be able to sleep if I don't empty my bladder
>so angry that I piss myself out of spite
>instant regret and have to go wash sheets and blanket and take a shower at 4 in the morning
>>26956624
what the fuck m8
asian robots/fembots, do you still use chamber pots or something like that? I talked to some girl from singapore once that said they still use chamber pots
>>26949540
Are you by any chance from India?
>>26956737
Neither Asian nor fembot but reminds me
>travel to third world with college
>stay with host families on dirt farms
>sleep in room/bed of some 19 year old kid
>no toilets, just outhouses waay back in the yard
>probably drink one too many cupsof shit-water because I get extremely sick for a few days
>wake up
>have to piss RIGHT NOW
>??AM
>sneak around the house because don't want to wake up all 7 people who live in this tiny house
>make my way to back door
>door is "locked" with a giant-ass heavy-as-shit boulder or anvil or something
>wtf
>probably to keep the AIDS monkeys out
>go back to room
>piss bottles!
>have no empty bottles
>don't want to piss myself in poor peoples' house while I'm 20 years old
>notice window
>open window up
>its right at crotch level
>SSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHPPPPFPFPFPFPFPFPFSPSPPFFSFPFHFFSSFFHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLL---ffffff---ffplfffffffff-
>cum a bit probably
>close window
>go back to bed
>wake up feeling better
>walk around
>notice younger son is sitting right outside the window where I pissed, there's a massive boulder that he likes to sit on and it's like his "thinking rock"
>one night he shows me how he just hops out the window and sits on his thinking rock and we smoke cigarettes and shoot the shit.
>never mentioned that I pissed all over it.
>>26956797
No, if I was I'd be posting about shitting in the street.
We need more femanons in here.
>pissing all over the floor of a public bathroom
there is nothing better
>>26957063
Bump for femanons
tell us about your pissing
>>26957813
all day senpai
>sink
>floor
>toilet paper
>toilet
>paper towels
literally everything
>>26949540
Peeing out the window is fantastic
Don't know why I didn't think of this before
>>26958548
There is literally no reason not to, beats the toilet
>>26949540
OP)
I piss in balloons
When I am out for a walk I leave a few near a school and playground near my route
Sometimes I drop a few near a school bus stop
Kids can never resist stomping on or tossing a "water balloon"
Nothing like seeing a nigger kid covered with cold, funked up beer piss from a proud white man
>>26959704
Lies, anon. Lies.
