>"I think you'd make a great father. Oh I don't know, there's just something very calming about you. I can tell you're someone who takes the lives of the people you care about very seriously, and I know any kid would be lucky to have someone like that as their dad. Honestly Anon, I swear everybody except you can see what a good person you are. You're so hard on yourself! But then again maybe that's why you have such high standards for yourself. I don't know. Anyway, I'm just saying if you ever make me your wife and decide you want to have kids I'll be the luckiest wife and the luckiest mother in the world!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBBqLPUxddc]
Emotional husband
Great, now I'll have a skin lamp for later AND children to sexually abuse.
>"Hey Anon, I'm in the bedroom! How a- Oh god, is it raining that much? You're soaked! Gosh look at you, you're shivering. Come on, let me help you get these clothes off. Hey I know, go take a long hot shower and I'll put some food on for when you're out. Okay? No I insist! Remember what I said after you looked after me so well when I had the flu last month? It's nice to be able to do something for you for once!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm2QYhQItaU]
>>26949424
Nice try, but I'm far past wanting something so unrealistic and romantic. I don't even think I'm unattractive, I've had long term relationships but the girls all ended up being emotionless narcissists. Not interested in romantic/sexual relationships anymore.
>"No it's okay, I don't need to answer it. They can leave me a message. Say Anon, do you really like me coming over? Promise? Only I get the feeling sometimes that I'm bugging you or something. I know how much you like your own company and stuff and I don't want to be the annoying girls who can't take a hint. Well that's good if you're telling the truth, because I love being around you. You always make my day a little brighter."
[https://youtu.be/bKF-g_tnrn8?t=20s]
STOP HURTING ME YOU SADISTIC FUCK
You fucking faggot. Don't post YouTube links with the brackets on the link. Mobile users can't view it.
>>26949704
dumb phoneposter desu
>>26949599
I'm in this very situation.
I too am attractive and had enough pussy to know
Started to feel that maybe I cared for her more than she for me.
No. Just a selfish bitch.
Once I act like her, I'm a dick.
She call me out on acting weird
HOWcan you be 27 and self empowered yet completely enslaved by your period
Have you not mattered these feminine emotions ?
Men(white) are clearly superior race/sex
This is why we need to work together. Not dick other people's so and not play some age old alpha beta game.
Stop bitching
Stop trying to be " dominant "
>>26949704
get fucked, phonefag
>>26949424
How can we beat women at their sadistic game? Any suggestions ?
>"Sorry Anon, I just don't think we're very well suited. No, you haven't done anything wrong! It's just when I first saw you and we first started to sort of look at each other and smile and that kind of stuff I sort of built up this idea of the kind of guy you were. But since we've started talking and getting to know each other more I just don't feel that I can be the sort of girl you're looking for. I mean you're a really nice person and I know you've struggled with things in your past which have made you less outgoing and more cynical about people and stuff, I mean I get that, it's just I think you're looking for the kind of relationship that I got bored of ten years ago. But really, there are plenty of girls out there who are into the kind of relationship you're looking for, but it's just not me. When I was fifteen that's exactly the kind of thing I was looking for, just to hold hands and talk for hours and take things slowly. But not at this age. You're just a little too sensitive for me, is all. Is that too harsh? Anyway, I hope you find the right girl in the future, okay?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YTgwY1Ld5s]
>>26949825
wtf, i don't like this one
>>26949825
>mfw this is the most realistic outcome
Don't even care anymore lads
>>26949906
Yes this is the outcome. The worst prt is she probably wouldn't have the common decency to even say this. She will stumble on her words and never give you straight shot.
She's been feeling this for a while and has been dragging you along
>>26949825
Yes, it is too harsh! How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me.
>>26949807
Man up. Imaging the mission of seducing akin to something like escalating Mount Everest, or going in the hear of the jungle to hunt down a mother lion alone with only a kinfe. 99% men get killed trying, but the victory is so much sweeter for those who succed. That's what's great about women.
>>26949941
>that's your mistake. You thought. Didn't you get my super subtle hints and almost nonexistent body language. GOD SEE, you always make me look like a bitch! Act like a man!
>>26949825
Real life is a bitch eh?
>"Good luck with your interview today Anon. I'll be thinking of you! But just remember, whatever happens, all you can do is your best. God isn't this surreal? It seems like just yesterday we were still in college spending our days lying in bed together without a care in the world. This has all come around so fast, with us moving in together and looking for jobs. Well good luck again Anon, I hope it goes well. And remember I love you either way, you know that right?"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmES5trIORM]
>>26949753
Yeah, my dad has a couple retired friends who are divorced. But they're all as happy as can be. They live out in the woods near each other and spend lots of time doing shit like working on cars or drinking together.
I mostly perceive women as children now, because it's how they act. Even the independent ones who think they are mature.
I doesn't even bother me any more, because life is short and I'm not going to waste it maudlin over fictitious fantasies I had when I was 14.
>>26949962
I'd rather spend the energy getting money and empowering my own self. I look at an SO as a partner. Someone who works with you. Challenges are always good but cut throat competition? Fuck that
>>26949962
>Imaging the mission of seducing akin to something like escalating Mount Everest, or going in the hear of the jungle to hunt down a mother lion alone with only a kinfe
>>26949994
Yes
Most of self respect came from cooperation with other men.
NOT conquests over women
>"Wait are you joking right now? You're not? So you seriously have no friends? Not one? But what about the guys you went to highschool with, haven't you like kept in touch with them? I mean, yes I'm kind of surprised. It's not as if I expected you to be super popular or anything, but to have no one at all? It sorta makes me wonder why you're so eager to spend time with me. It's just a little disconcerting is all. I hate to say this but I'm not really interested in dating a guy who has no circle of friends or any friends other than me. It's just too much responsibility for me to handle. I'm sure you're a great guy and you seem nice enough and everything, but I don't think I want to date you. Sorry!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntISSXqcGaI]
>>26950087
I feel like a more realistic response would be 'Sorry I have a boyfriend'. Who really does these speeches when rejecting someone?
>>26950102
No one. We have to imagine the problem because women never tell us.
It's all hidden in a shroud of ego
>>26949424
>"I think you'd make a great father.
in my experience the "you'd make a great father" line means she is cheating
>>26950001
Pussy ass nigger. Cry me a river.
>>26949652
please stop please
>"Shh, I think that's my parents coming upstairs. Oh god I can tell they're drunk. They never giggle like this. They've been like two little kids all evening! Hey, Anon, thanks again for coming to visit my family. You've made quite the impression already. My father told me in the kitchen that you were "fine young man". I mean he was already drunk by that point, but I can't remember him ever saying anything like that about anybody. Well I'm really happy that you feel comfortable doing this sort of thing together and I'm really looking forward to visiting your hometown next week. I can't wait!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_T8PHEAHOBs]
>"Do you like my hair like this Anon? Oh I was just trying out something new. No reason. I want to look my best for you, that's all silly! If I can't dress up nice and look good for you then who else can I do it for? You make my life so beautiful so I want to make sure I'm doing my best to make yours beautiful too!"
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFjkdjb7WNs]
fuck my shit in my ass now with piss fuck
original comment
>>26950102
YOU ARE
RUINING
MY
IMMERSION
>"Gosh it's so chilly all of a sudden! Aren't you cold? Oh no it's okay I don't need your jacket. Just let me hold onto your arm for a while. There, I can steal your body heat now, mwahahaha! Hey Anon, I just wanted to say thank you. Well for these past couple of weeks. I'm really glad I met you, and I've really enjoyed this time we've spent together. I know you're a private person, but I feel like I'm getting to know someone I am going to care about for a long long time. Sorry if that sounds weird or something, it's just I'm not sure if I make it obvious enough how much I like you."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-9xTj2gD4M]
>>26950181
>ever saying anything like that about anybody
D R O P P E D
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>>26950181
>looks exactly like how ex used to fall asleep on skype
>>26949424
One year relationship
Living together
She is a proud sadist
I'm a latent sociopath
If I feel pain she feels pleasure
If she feels pain I feel nothing unless it affects something I want.
Figure out how long this will last
>"I can't believe this is our first night in this apartment. Do you think we'll like like it here? I think once we get all our stuff unpacked and put away it'll feel more homely. I'll go shopping tomorrow and see what I can pick up to make the place as cosy as I can. But hey, as long as we're together what's the worse that can happen? I feel like I can take on the world with you by my side. I love you Anon, I really really do."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHdRp_dLhvM]
disappointing lack of red house painters in this thread
>>26950638
Yes, but some might be red with prenatal blue. Can't always be 100% full
Gotta get this side out and smack it around a little .. Grow a little more ball hair.
>>26950692
what the fuck are you on about
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-I5Xr88vhs
>>26950712
Turned it into a redpill/bluepill...
Needed to get that out.
>>26950138
How? I'm really curious, is this some sort of slang for vaginal jews?
>>26950263
>[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFjkdjb7WNs]
I really really really did not want this feel.
That girl looks strikingly like someone I knew.
>>26949424
>>26949534
>>26949652
>>26949825
>>26949985
>>26950087
>>26950181
>>26950383
>>26950533
This thread is a fucking roller-coaster that broke my heart.
Fuck you guys.
part 1
>You are fourteen now and I feel it's time I mail this too you. It's time you understand life the way it really is and not what others would tell you
>You are born of nothing. You are owed nothing. The world was here long before you and will be here long after you so with that you need to live a life about you and what good you leave in this world.
>No one is entitled to love, not you, not I, not that girl I've seen you eyeing over the weeks and if you love anything, you must love it even when it hates you, otherwise it's not love you have but an urge to be owed and real love, the kind of love most people hate, holds no debts, you must take love as it is or not at all. To twist it into a debt slowly poisons it and ensures both you and who you would love will grow bitter when hard times fall on you and hard times will fall on you.
>However you chose what you love so be wise to that, do not love someone because they touch your skin and it made you feel alive. She didn't make you feel alive son, your skin did, so you need to ask yourself what you really want from her and if it's worth it when there are so many others that can touch you like she did. There is no one, no cosmic string attaching you to another. It's lazy and heartless to think that you are just slave bound to another. Rather find love in seeking out those that complement you as a person, someone that you can lay your guard down without fear of judgment and likewise you can hold no judgement over them, accepting each other as what you are: flawed damaged people that want to leave good in this world, then you will have a bond that is far greater than any soulmate. Will it be hard? Absolutely! You risk being mock, hated and the fool for all when you reach out to find it, how many women will strike you with fear? How many will you miss a chance with because fear chained you to the ground and stop your courage to find happiness?
>>26952228
part 2
>Do not let that fear win! Do not be a slave to what might hurt now. They will forget you, all of them that reject you will no longer remember you years after you met, so why fear phantoms that hold nothing to your future? You will never find the love if you do not overcome the fear of those that don't know you.
>But no matter what son, always remember, you have a brother, a mother and a father that love you and when ever this world gets too heavy we will always be here to hold you up. Not in judgments and lectures but with care and compassion, leading to you being happy. And that's all I want son, for you to be happy and I know you will leave good in this world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXWwAjwJe4Ehe's been dead 5 years last monthI still miss him.I'm leaving good in the world dad
>>26951061
No, but that guy sure is paranoid. Remember kids, distrust and hate everyone, especially the people who might be able to heal your scarred and shattered soul a little if you would open up.
>>26949825
There is no escape for people like us robots, you can think you made it, but the pain never stops, the nightmare will never stop following you.
>"Yeah your life sucks. What? You want me to pull some bullshit of 'be yer self?' "keep holding on?" or "yeah those bitches"? What me to pretend I relate? Yeah don't even act like you want that. Fuck you, I know your shit, no bitching at me, Sammy or that weird ass internet site you go to will help anything, so tell you what, you can go ahead shut up and you get your shit away from me"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4Vr8-ZP3NQ
>>26952203
It's one person retard.
>"Oh, no thanks. Sorry Anon, I did kinda like you when I first saw you. I mean I made it pretty obvious that I wanted to get to know you but you were either extremely oblivious or like totally disinterested. I just got bored of trying to get you to talk to me. Maybe you're really shy, I don't know. I'm just too old to just wait around for people to overcome whatever's holding them back. Like I said, I'm sorry. I'm just not attracted to you any more."
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMwdL5WtFc]
Goddamn thesefeels ;-;
>>26951061
I have no clue what it means anymore than I know what you mean by vaginal jews. I just figure it means they think you're a chump.
>>26952307
Dude it's a fact she cheated on me, how is that paranoid I said in my experience at best that's anecdotal not paranoia. When did I say anything hateful are you stupid or something? You must be to be that trustful of people you don't even know. Vagina = trustworthy to you apparently. Boy are you ever in for a surprise.
These threads kind of remind me of that scene in the prison in Silent Hill 2.
>>26949424
>>26949825
Man, I gotta tell you, I would postively absolutely DESTROY Pupinia's cute little butt.
>memeposting pupinia
REEEE FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFFF SHE'D NEVER SAY ANYTHING LIKE THIS!!!! FUCKFIFICKFFFUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>26949424
shoo shoo succubus.
>>26954248
thats a trap
why would you get so upset over a tranny?
>"Hey Anon, there really isn't a wonderful time to say this and I am very sorry for doing it right before Valentine's Day but this isn't working out for me. I think that you're a wonderful person and I love spending time with you, but I simply don't have the energy to juggle a relationship, starting college and family issues right now. I know this will hurt you and I know this isn't what anyone wants to hear right now, but I think I should be honest with you. I just feel like you're a great guy but I'm not ready for this in my life. I hope you can understand. I would love to stay friends but completely understand if you'd choose not to, or would like some space until you're ready to be friends."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMBisq2b3yQ
>>26955026
>I UNDERSTAND if you choose not to be friends
No, bitch. Don't say that. Don't rob me of my chance to hurt you back.
>>26954854
>Not knowing the queen meme
Kill yourself, buddy.
>>26949704
I can view them on fone
>"Listen, Anon, last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and sweet, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this: Chad is really hot. And I like you more than I like Chad, Anon, but I'm 18. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically, with Chad and not with you."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=km8AwsqNFw8
>>26949985
>>26950181
>dat innocence and purity in their eyes
Literally angels. You can't convince me of the contrary. How do you not metaphorically chop your arms off trying to make happy a girl like this? She deserves to get away with ANY shit she wants, if she looks like that.
>>26949825
Pup wouldn't say this to me :(
>>26949825
this is a feel good thread faggot
>>26955135
>All this projectionYou're one bitter faggot
>>26955448
>Taking pasta seriously
these threads are so cringeworthy and false it makes me sick. keep dreaming, betas
>>26949424
anon i really like what you do
>>26955128
>implying anyone cares about memes
Don't kill yourself, buddy. There is more to live for than memes. Probably.
>>26952228
>>26952247
Your Dad wrote this to you? In anticipation of his own death?
>you will never be at home over winter break and have your qt gf visit on the 28th of December since you went to her place over the summer and she hasn't been to your hometown yet and meet her on the train station platform and have her see you through the carriage window and hug her when she gets out and pulls her small suitcase down from the step and walk her to your parents' car where your mom and dad are standing in front of the bonnet smiling and talking nervously and have your girlfriend grasp your hand tighter when she sees them and have your mom come and kiss her cheeks and hold her shoulders while smiling and have your dad put an arm around her and then say "you sure did well for yourself son" jokingly and have her shyly laugh while hooking a stray hair around her ear and then go back home and sit beside each other on the single bed in your childhood room and strum your guitar for a while as you talk about random stuff and then go for a walk around the grounds of your old highschool which is closed for the holidays and then back home in time for dinner when the night draws in and find your parents in the kitchen standing adjacent with their sides touching and talking quietly as if your relationship reminded them of how they used to be when they first met
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=malJUMz2A9Y]
>you will never drift from class to class in college without making any friends, looking out for the loners at first to sit by in lectures so you weren't completely alone, then convincing yourself not to care and sitting alone and going back to your room soon afterwards, and graduate with few positive memories and no positive memories that involved you and another person, and then find a job you hate and work there, knowing immediately that your colleagues find your quiet disposition weird and judge you to be humorless, and go home to a barely furnished rented room with damp spreading around the window and eat bad food and remind yourself that nobody is to blame but yourself for the way things are, and accept this fact with a sort of stoicism that is consistently undermined by an intense self-loathing which can only be overcome, you feel, by becoming apathetic towards your life, or otherwise sarcastically invested in it
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ATWC9oAZfk]
Who else only comes to these threads for the tunes? I don't even read this garbled up garbage green text, half the time I don't even look at these plain janes
>you will never sit wearing cotton green and black plaid boxer shorts on the bed in your college dorm with your back against the breeze block wall painted white with your qt gf laying between your legs with her upper back resting against your stomach and only a lamp turned on making the room dim orange and creating large shadows of the small things around it on the cluttered desk and most people in your dorm already having left for the winter break and have the window pulled up a little so you can hear the rain falling hard and clattering against the pane and the sill, and smell her hair which she washed just before coming over and the smell of wet foliage and the pine trees nearby and feel her fingertips running up and down the hair just above your knees and have her turn sideways and move up to lay her head on your chest, and move to lay horizontal in turn and lay with your limbs entwined and begin slowly revolving your pelvises in small consistent movements while looking at each other as though you're communicating telepathically how much you care for the other person and how you in return understand that this is also what the person looking at you is communicating without speaking and begin kissing and feel her warm breath against your face and hear it quivering a little as though she is trying to exhale as quietly as she can but that she can't help but make a sound
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AWIqXzvX-U]
>you will never feel confused as to how others can ever be bored and lack the imagination and capacity to entertain themselves, before beginning to wonder whether it's because you've always been content with very little in life, and have never experienced anything other than a constant state of semi-loneliness and a lack of exciting and/or romantic events to make you aware of a reality that does not consist of isolation and the private consumption of various forms of media, and that you are never bored but are probably a very boring person
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8Y4l4JKPsE]
>>26956357
>tfw Aphex Twin stopped making music because of his bitch wife
Time to stop posting friend. Your waifus are getting ugly.
>you will never live Alesund, Norway and work as a junior in the regional government office there and cycle home from work each day with your satchel bag pulled tight to your side and have the winter nights arrive early and the town lights bright as you leave work and cycle up towards where your apartment is and and drink a cold can of beer while sitting in a low chair at your floor-to-ceiling window in the small living room having talked to your parents over skype and sit there until night watching a storm coming in over the bay and strong winds thrashing the trees below which makes the streetlights beneath them inconsistent
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXPp_5Q5CHk]
>you will never develop a sense of superiority over other people and interpret your loneliness and lack of social skills as evidence of your being too cerebral to be around other people who you dismiss as recklessly hedonistic and lacking self-awareness, and treat your few family members, who are the only ones who care about you, with impatience and casual cruelty, and spend your evenings and weekends posting for several hours on an imageboard online convincing yourself that the people here relate to you and you to them, but knowing all the while that your narcicissm and intuitive dislike for other people would make you not want to spend time with other people posting there in real life, and spend years and then decades becoming more obsessively individualistic and withdrawn, gaining weight and losing sexual potency, and eventually finding yourself experiencing regular bouts of hyper-awareness wherein you regret every major life decision you've ever made, and finally realize how repulsive your behaviour and mental disposition has been since early adulthood
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nZfHt5G6UQ]
>"Yo nahh it's okay, ah don' need ta answer it. dey can leave me uh message. Say Anon, do you really like me coming ova? Promise? Only ah git da feeling sometimes dat ah'm bugging you or somethin`. ah know how much you like yo' own company an' sheeit an' ah don' wants ta be da annoying beotches who can't take uh hint. Well dat's pimp-tight if you telling da truf, cuz ah love being around you. You always make muh motha fuckin day uh little brighter slap mah fro!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLPvmwfklp8
>you will never sit alone in your room and feel pretty upbeat for most of the day, before it gets to night and you still have energy and feel a rare sense of enthusiasm for doing something with the rest of the night except spend it alone on your computer, and realize you have nobody to contact and nowhere to go and feel your eyes beginning to sting from unwanted and ultimately unuseful tears and begin to sigh and turn your head and say oh man quietly as you become extremely aware of the present and the state of your existence and the fact your youth is pretty much over with little to show for it and feel a sensation in your stomach which you have no way of explaining or understanding but which always affects you when you feel this way and begin patting and running your fingers through your hair but feel your hand shaking a little and go on to a bunch of different websites but feel completely indifferent to them as if you've never been on them before and have little intention of doing so and feel the weight of your existence and of all the opportunities you have failed to take advantage of and of the blunt fact that your future is likely to be very lonely and unfulfilling
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wPrRUU9ldQ]
>"Yo werd up Anon, ah'm in da bedroom! How uh- awww god, iz it raining dat much? you soaked! Gosh peep at you, you shivering. Come on, let me he`p you git deez gear off. werd up ah know, go take uh long hot shower an' ah'll put some chickn n` corn bread 'n waffles on fo' when you out. Okay? nahh ah insist! Remember what ah said afta you looked afta me so well when ah had da flu last monf? It's nice ta be able ta do somethin` fo' you fo' once! Jus' like Orenthawl James."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWAGLkyxQG0
>hey Anon. What do you want? There is nothing that will kill you here except yourself. You allowed yourself to be vulnerable and most men can't do that. But that left you open and soft and though possible, not inevitable, someone will take advantage of that. Just realize you wil be 30, or 49 or 50 and you'll be member things less vividly. You want to trust someone like family, let them be the vulnerable ones.
>you will never spend the summer holiday of your twelfth year meeting almost daily with a girl who lives relatively nearby who moved to South Carolina to live with her grandmother and who joined your class halfway through your school year, and who is someone whose existence you are excited by in a way nobody else's existence has excited you, and ride over to her place and play with her grandmother's terrier out back until she comes down in a white dress and pushes her bike from the rusted garage and cycle together to the river and skim stones across it and sit on the bank with your legs dangling over the side and listen as she relates the history of her time living in Missouri with her parents who split up early and how her dad used to come by drunk and how her uncles came over one time and waited for him to show up and beat him out front as she cried quote so much I passed out but have her tell you these things without appeal to pity and as though she doesn't understand how her life differs from that of most of her peers and feel a sudden urge to hold her hand and do so and stare down at your joined hands among the long grass and have her stare down too mid-sentence more in curiosity of why you felt like doing that and what this means for two people to do this and have her look up at you and grin a little and grin back and have her manoeuvre her hand so you are holding them better and look over a field of corn across the bank to where a sun is setting in the pink sky and silhouetting some trucks moving along the horizon
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0KXV0gB0dw]
>you will never attend your little brother's baseball game at the small local stadium where you used to play as a kid and watch him doing pretty well and see that he is real happy with his teammates who you recognize from the times he's brought them over or gone out with them on his bike, and have them gather for a teamtalk after the match is over with their coach in grey pants who is kneeling in the red dirt and then go wait for him in the car park and see him come out with all his gear barely able to hold it and asking hey did you see me and say yeah and haul his stuff into the trunk of your Honda Civic and drive and drive a friend of his home first as they sit in the back of the car laughing and then have him come up front and ask if you found any jobs today but cheerfully say no, not today, knowing he doesn't really understand what it's like to find a job and feeling a little pathetic that the older brother he looks up to and emulates in certain ways is someone he'll probably grow up to not want to be like, and take him to get a McDonalds and have him ask if you can go through the drive-thru and eat in the car and do so and listen to some music on low as he continues talking about the game and how his friends are going camping next week with one his buddies dads
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HuwcOZfNLY]
>you will never be a generally quiet and guarded individual and have this be contribute to your cuteness as a child, and then be interpreted as a sign of your precocious maturity and sense of respect as a young teen, then contribute to your isolation and inability to communicate with your peers for the rest of your teens, then condemn you to being perceived as a strange and sometimes repulsive person as you grow older and lose your relatively good looks and all the appeal your supposed shyness allowed you in your younger days and eventually resign yourself to a life of being misunderstood wherein your are too exhausted and apathetic to attempt to change the perceptions all of the few strangers in your life have of you, feeling that they, and life itself, is really not that great and will soon be over for better or worse
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxFcPxni8oU]
>>26956596
I love you
origami commy
>you will never grow up in semi-rural Houston in the 90s and still have photos taken from above of yourself with something akin to a bowl cut and smiling with missing teeth and dressed in one of those slightly baggy and weirdly patterned jackets popular at the time and grow up with a small group of slightly shy friends of middling popularity but have them fracture into different groups in highschool and struggle to fit into one yourself and spend your lunchtimes walking the hallways alone pretending you're on your way somewhere and have the years go on and attend college with private hopes that you will quote come out of your shell and meet what your mom keeps referring to as your type of people but fail to do so despite talking repeatedly to a small handful of people who seem to treat you as someone they have to put up with or whose company doesn't compensate for the burden of having to be around you but feel it's probably your own insecurity making you think that way and sit in the darkened auditorium on graduation day watching people walk across the stage while small sections of the crowd cheer and whoop and feel that same consistent sense of frustration with yourself that you've always pretty much felt
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbiDEGN-aGo]
someone give me a hug, its too much, this thread brought tears to my eye
>>26950533
this was my breaking point. ill never know this feel. my one chance to exist ever and i wont ever experience this no matter how hard i try. it hurts man. every girl I have ever given a fuck about has said this to another man by now.
>you will never be a senior in highschool and become part of a close group of people during senior year after having spend the previous years listening to your iPod at a volume that made people tell you to turn it down and spending your time alone as though as part of some stubborn protest against your own desire to be happy, and have these people enjoy the same kind of music as you, or at least appreciate music so much that your shared enthusiasm allows you to easily relate to one another, but begin to accept, in a way that is starting to become an emotional acceptance now that the thing you're having to accept will occur in the near future, that you will soon go away to different colleges or find a job or move states to live with your brother in one case and spend a few weeks together in snowy March and spend one night in the final week before the first person leaves drinking together in the garage of one of your friends' houses which his parents have allowed him to turn into a comfy room with two ragged sofas and rug and then walk together across the untouched snow of a large mall car park through the dark with the formation of tall lights barely lighting the area and leaving large areas of shadow where you can only see each others' whitish breath leaving rapidly as you shiver talk quietly in excited voices about some subject that distracts you at least from having to think of anything but the present and recent past
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0HrIsaaTYo]
>>26956219
Get out of my head nigga.
I'm just here because I envy the writing talent of some of you faggots that make these greenbelts - cheesy as they are, they're a pretty intimate window into the life of robots and how they think things work.
>you will never date a distant but almost intimidatingly assured and academic girl in highschool who seems to be motivated by a constant sense of practical enthusiasm and begin to work as hard as you know you're capable of when you begin dating each other at the encouragement of your few mutual friends, and become close to her without it ever feeling genuine or intimate in the way you had hoped and fear that she is only dating you because she perceives dating as a formal part of one's teenage experience and hear one day that she just got the good news from MIT and that provided she gets the grades she'll be studying biology next autumn and have her be friendly with your parents in a way that sometimes makes you stand by your bedroom door to listen to them talk and smile at each other downstairs before going to your room where she takes her usual position on your knee, which isn't something she would seem likely to enjoy if you met her because of how serious and mature she comes across and have her get into MIT while you attend NYU to study journalism and split up after a few months with unspoken and desperate reluctance on your side, despite claiming that you're cool with it and are also seemingly optimistic about the idea too since it fits the character you have manufactured for her sake and have her mom like your photos occasionally on facebook and graduate and fail to find a job and move home and soon realize the few friends you made in college weren't really all that close and have her visit home one time and call by unannounced despite telling you over text a few weeks back that she'd "have to see you when [I'm] back" and go down to meet her from your room in the same awkward way you go down to say hey to your aunts and agree to go out to get food with her and sit in Wendy's and lie about your waiting to go to law school as she tells you about her plans to visit Europe with her boyfriend and her job in New York
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUegJBEusoI]
>you will never live in Malmo, Sweden and leave your packing for the school trip to the night before you leave and have your mom come into your room and help you and complain as she asks you if you need this thing and that and you say you don't know and hesitate which makes her even more annoyed but have her start laughing when everything's almost packed and have her drive you to school the next morning and go to stand with the other mothers while you carry all your stuff over to the bus which sits waiting with its engine on outside of which all your classmates are also standing with their stuff and wait for the friend who you made plans to sit by and have him turn up and board the bus and have the teachers sit at the front while you find seats near the back where the most popular kids sit and laugh as people pranks and joke around and then talk to your friend for a while about his parents' divorce and say yeah that sucks and have him say he feels worse for his younger brother who's gone to live with their grandparents for a little bit while they try and come to a decision about their situation and reach a collection of chalets near the sea and find a room with your buddies and lay in your sleeping bag on the bottom bunk late at night laughing quietly as two of your friends argue in a humorous way and whisper about girls and have one of your friends tell you that your crush likes you and have another instantly say yeah that's true and that one of her friends told them before your crush told her to shut up and seemed embarrassed and go out the following day to a quadbike track with one section of the yeargroup and pass your qt crush who is just leaving to go to the dry ski slopes with another section of the yeargroup and don't look at each other until you're just about to pass then look quickly at the same time and begin to instantly smile before quickly looking away and feeling your heart trying to fit through your ribs
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBt00M1wPE8]
>you will never be a sixteen year old girl from an upper-middle-class family in Manhattan in 2001 and date a guy with diagnosed latent schizophrenia who is twenty-one and works as a freelance music journalist and who you met via mutual friends at a show he was covering and which you had to wash the beer out of your hair after attending and go to his place sometimes and sit beside him on the old sofa in his small living room smoking marijuana with him and his housemates and getting a little drunk and finding it funny when they mock you for drinking hot chocolate instead of having another beer and walk with them at around midnight through Brooklyn with a light rain falling through the dark and a pretty powerful wind pushing you all backwards now and then and laugh when it does and grip the arm of his pleather jacket and go back to his room after getting pizza and eating it while sitting cross-legged in your panties and socks and woollen jumper while he lies shirtless with his upper back resting on a pillow against the wall and types up something on his laptop and looks up at your over the rim of his laptop sometimes and smiles at you as you turn your head horizontal and sort of lower the pizza sideways into your mouth and laugh when you see him and poke your way up his shins through the sheets
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7khrDCCiHo]
>>26957053
>implying Malmo is Sweden
Danskjavel
>you will never work in the small office of a lumbermill in Washington State in 1984 and live a twenty minute drive away in a small town filled with wooden homes that are predominantly white with a single main street where some of the buildings are brick and have the area be mostly wet and grey and have fog lay low oftentimes and the tarmac of the curbless ad slightly humped road be sheer black from near-constant damp and return from work one Thursday and have Friday off to attend the funeral of your father which you and your sister who went to college and moved to Chicago have been planning each evening over the past week or so and have her turn up with her husband and their kid and feel a little guilty that your one-bedroom home is too small to accommodate them and go for a meal with them after the funeral is over and the attendees have been greeted and thank you'd and have her leave that night and shake her husband's hand as he looks at you with a wide smile and a face so expressive so that it makes you purse your lips and look away as he follows her to their car and drives away honking once outside and once at the turn down the street and spend the following day and a half completing chores you could do at any time and run out of things to do by Sunday and spend that afternoon in your kitchen at the small table with the foldable arms that are always kept unfolded and drink a cup of coffee and eat a cinnamon bun and watch through a space between the lace curtains covering the lower half of the kitchen window as people drive and walk by and your neighbours come and go and the night announces its arrival but takes a while in coming
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G89Qxv2LO0s]
What the fuck is wrong with you OP. Why would you put random female names as filename for random female people? That's some next level autism and any girl that catches a grasp of this will drop you immediately.
>>26956158
>That hambeast
>QT3.14
pick one and only one
>you will never go through your mid-to-late teens feeling isolated from your peers and hoping finally that college will be better, then turn up to college and remain as quiet and distant as you were before, drifting from class to class without making any friends or leaving any impression on the strangers there, and then in one class have a qt girl and her friend sit near you and join them in discussing a recent assignment when the professor leaves and says talk amongst yourselves, and have her casually invite you to a party later that night, and get drunk alone in your room then head over there and find the front door open and have some people from your class who you sort of recognize talk with you for a while and feel pretty ok with how things are going, and later be sitting on the sofa playing a drunken card game and have her walk over while being careful, with an exaggerated drunken carefulness, not to trip over people's legs and sit next to you so close on the small sofa that you're pushed together, and then afterwards talk with her for a while and have her ask if you want to go outside for a little because it's getting warm and go out and after talking a while convince yourself she likes you and lean in towards her while you're both talking with your faces real close and have her reciprocate and prod her tongue into your mouth and later on get back to your room having swapped numbers and made plans to meet up the next day and sit on the edge of your bed thinking and saying "holy fuck holy fuck" in a calm but disbelieving way at how your life has suddenly changed in a way that makes you weirdly optimistic and anxious for tomorrow to come sooner
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNE4kM93XfM]
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNE4kM93XfM]
>>26956610
That hurts anon
>>26956671
Why must you do this
>you will never take an internship at a publishers in Brooklyn and have them tell you on your first day that they'll try and give you as much experience as they can but there's little chance of getting a job there since it's publishing and there's not a lot of money in it and say not that's cool but feel sort of disappointed since it seems like a nice job and they seem like ok people and have a qt grill be there on an internship too and have her ask you on your second day where you go to get food since she usually brings a salad or something but she forgot and head to a sandwich shop together and get some food then go sit in a park together to eat it cross-legged on the side of a water fountain and find out that you're both from outside of the city and have moved there pretty recently but that she's living with friends from college though you're renting a room with strangers, and then continue emailing each other throughout the week with jokes and longish, sincere posts about how you're feeling pretty overwhelmed by the lack of jobs and the cost of living in New York and stuff like that and have her mention on your last week that some friends of hers have a spare room and that it's one girl and a gay guy and that it's near her apartment and that she can introduce you if you want to go to a party they're having at their place that night and go there and meet her outside the apartment building and find that they're pretty cool and after talking a whole lot during the party and answering questions her friends ask you have her ask if you want to go get some beer with her since they're running low and say sure and have the girl you'll maybe be living with say are you sure you two don't want to rent the room together and have her look at you with a curious expression for like half a second before laughing a little and saying come on the place'll be closing soon I think
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_1Q4MWzDSo]
>>26956971
Seems more like a dodged bullet than anything m8
>>26950181
It hurts so much even looking at this
But is so comfy at the same time, I can't stop
>you will never attend an ivy league college in the mid 90s and spend your mornings jogging around the leafy campus in autumn, with its white-pillar fronted buildings, dressed in shorts and white sneakers and white elasticated socks pulled up your shins and a grey sweater, and head home and pull off your jumper and head into the bathroom of your small single-bed apartment and splash cold water on your clean-shaven face and bend down over the sink with your hands gripping either side of the linoleum then get dressed in black cotton trousers, an ironed white shirt and a long thick woollen coat and head to the library carrying four books under your arm and reach the top floor where it's generally quieter and less populated and sit at a table near the oak-panelled walls and begin reading and taking notes with a shaded rectangular horizontal lamp illuminating your work, and look up at the leaded window where the sky is getting a little grey and staring to rain gently against the panes leaving small globules of rain on the glass and have a qt grill wearing an oversized and slightly stretched dark red turtle neck sit opposite you and tuck her dark hair behind her small, delicate-seeming ears before reading too, and occasionally look up and have her look up seconds later, and sense her looking at you in your peripheral vision and eventually get up to leave and find that she is gathering her things and have her say "hey don't I know you from somewhere" as you look at while passing and say "yeah, professor Mamet's class, right? on Tuesdays?" and walk back through campus, through the dark and a light rain, with her holding her books to her chest and smiling at the things you say, and decide to meet at the student bar later that night for a drink and repeat the time and location of your meeting twice to her and have her confirm twice while smiling with her teeth showing
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0RCmOF1ACU]
>you will never be sixteen years old in 1980s St Louis and live with your mom in a two-bedroom bungalow and have a white friend who lives with his parents nearby and walk to school together and both be quiet and vaguely pissed off about something neither of you can articulate but which causes you to be isolated from the majority of your peers and indifferent to the things they appear to value and spend your weekends listening to his parents' LPs which he brings over on his bike in his backpack and talk about how you could make music someday and begin to see it as a plausible thing to do since the music you listen by artists who are relatively well known in your region at least are all alike and considered lame by you both and be seventeen and sit beside a shallow river on a concrete ledge with your legs dangling over the side passing a blunt back and forth before realizing that it isn't all that great as people make it out to be and and toss it in the slow moving water and agree that you don't want stuff like that to distract you from making the songs that you've been planning to put together into an album and recognize that despite being sceptical and a little nihilistic at times in regards to authority and imposed cultural norms you each are pretty conservative and that your high standards and self-discipline will benefit you in the long term despite it making you both feel isolated and prone to rejection at the moment
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nb9jJg_wIU]
>you will never be twenty two years old and working part-time at a Dairy Queen, and have people from your highschool come in and notice you and overhear them saying "hey isn't that anon" and head to the back of the kitchen for fifteen to rip up boxes until they're gone, and have your shift manager ask why you're wasting time back here and to get back up front, and find the people from your highschool sitting at a table and occasionally looking up at you then turning back to say something and having the others look up and turn back smiling, and drive home each night along mostly empty roads in a silver Honda Civic to the house you share with your mother and your genuinely autistic younger brother who is having another tantrum about something your mother is too worn out from work to deal with, and sit in your room on the edge of your bed with a neutral facial expression but with tears coming from your eyes, then lay sideways facing the wall and remember dozens of painful memories and regrets and embarrassing moments and feel that your experiences and emotions so far in life only serve as evidence that you just aren't cut out to experience any form of positive and enjoyable emotion consistently and for any prolonged period of time
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k_iUShf2bo]
is it required that these posts be giant run-on sentences
>>26957795
The guy's getting sloppy and running out of things. The earlier ones were much better.
>you will never be fifteen years old and living in a lower-middle class suburb of 1980s Minneapolis and eat your dinner quickly and then kiss your mom and put on your leather jacket your folks bought you for christmas since all your friends had already gotten one, and cycle quickly through the streets at night, leaning forward over the wide handlebars, and meet your friends in the empty car park at the mall and cycle together to the abandoned house where kids from your school have started hanging out on the weekends, and after standing there moving somewhat awkwardly to New Order's "Temptation" for several minutes go to sit on the wooden steps of the back porch overlooking an overgrown garden and have your qt crush come out and hand you a beer, but realize neither of you like the taste and stand up and both throw your cans as far as you can into the vacant lot in the distance then decide to bail and cycle quickly through the streets, looking back at her cycling behind you then letting her get ahead, then go to your house where your parents have already left to visit your bi-polar brother in Milwaukee and sit on the roof outside your bedroom window using your jackets as blankets and talking and laughing while staring at the stars
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuAGgDg9fOw]
>>26956671
Get out of my head, anon... This isn't really a bad feel, but it's very much mine.
>>26956469
Shit, was that why he was on hiatus for so long?
>you will never have a little sister who spends all her time in her room but keeps saying that everything is ok when your mom asks her what's wrong in the kitchen and worry that she's emulating your own lifestyle or seeing it as something normal and make attempts to get to know her more since you've never been all that close but have her smile and insist it's fine and that you're being weird, and walk back to your room one night and overhear her sobbing and knock until she answers and, acting as though it isn't obvious she's been crying, ask her to go for a ride with you to a fast food place and drive around with the music loud in your car and tell jokes that make her laugh and begin talking unselfconciously and learn how her friends have started getting bitchy and how a guy in her class posted something that was a subtle a reference about her being introverted on facebook which made her sad, and give her a real intuitive speech that is surprisingly easy to say despite it being spontaneous about the importance of not giving too much of a fuck how others perceive her and that she has plenty of reasons to value herself and to expect a lot from her future and have her hug you before you drive home and pretend that she is choking you hug to make it less sappy and dramatic and have her laugh with her eyes and wipe underneath her eyes and go to your room feeling full from the food you ate and feeling energetic and realize, after checking your inbox again for an email which isn't there about one of your job applications, that it was the speech you wished someone had given you as a teenager to prevent your being a guy in his mid-20s with little life prospects and so many regrets that you're no longer able to think about them with the sort of ironic self-deprecating humour you used to use when thinking about how badly you had fucked up your life
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQx1X5HhkoI]
>you will never arrive home from school to find your mom sitting in the living room and saying "hey anon, come here for a second, I have something to tell you" and go in to find her half-rising from the sofa, and feel instantly sick as if you've been winded, and sit down beside her and have her smile a little though with a somewhat shaky mouth and tell you that you know all those check-ups she's mentioned recently, well it turns out she has pancreatic cancer, which has spread to her lymph nodes, but that she's fine and everything will be ok, and that you've both been through worse than this together and that she'll get through this just the same, and find yourself unable to say anything and seeing some weakness or uncertainty in the way she's talking that's never been there before that makes her seem like a scared little girl or something all of a sudden, and feel instantly guilty as though it's your fault, especially since you've been avoiding having any conversations with her recently and heading straight to your room without saying hello, and getting real easily annoyed when she asks you something twice or says something about the weather or how winter seems to be arriving sooner than last year
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwN2VvzlVpk]
>you will never be an amateur boxer in Botafago, Brazil and live with your mother and work at the fish market to make your money and train in your spare time since you lack friends or a girlfriend and train harder than the other guys at the gym who you know interpret your reluctance to joke around or go for drinks as a sign that you are strange and possibly mentally unwell but ignore any inclinations to change your behaviour and focus on a fight that is coming up with some rich kid from the university who has a video on youtube with just over a hundred views which you've watched over a hundred times to study his movements and weaknesses and sometimes feel convinced on your way home from training that you'll walk over him but most of the time feel inferior to not only him but also most other people and have your mother ask if you want her to attend the fight but say no it's okay mama I don't want you to see that sort of thing but on the night of the fight feel somewhat hopeful that she'll turn up since the room is filled with casual spectators and a few loud drunken friends of your opponent and begin fight and think to yourself wow this is actually happening right now and try and ignore these thoughts and focus on your movements and take a few hits but feel the all the anger and resentment that you've stored up behind a quiet facade begin to emerge and drop the technical aspect of your fighting method and he fact you have to conserve energy for latter rounds and go at him furiously and knock him down and keep beating him when he's on the ground even though the small elderly ref is signalling that it's over and trying to restrain you and have his coach and friends come over and push you away and gang up on you and have the owner of your gym scold you and follow you to the door asking what the fuck was that and you're wacko kid and walk home crying through the backstreets and don't go home until you know your mother will be asleep
[https://youtu.be/Te8kS_8ek-g?t=35s]
>you will never begin to suspect that your idealization and romanticizing of the relationship between two people is responsible, along with your high standards of both yourself and other people, for the fact that the last time you had a girlfriend was around the age of twelve whilst the friends you have had since that time have been no more than superficial serial acquaintances who you have felt no enthusiasm for staying in touch with after your reasons for spending time in each others' company, mostly for school, comes to an end, and also the reason you walk around stubbornly refusing to look up from the pavement when you pass girls who you are attracted to in a way that makes you feel you are compatible and that you would enjoy mutually learning more about the other person and becoming closer to them and why you have no social media or online presence whatsoever and why you will probably remain the way you are, semi-ironically idealizing a form of romantic attraction that you have ever experienced vicariously in movies, films and books, while countless others are currently laying in each others' arms or seeking relationships outside while you sit cross-legged in a tiny room where you've taped black garbage bags over the windows and where plastic bags full of plastic wrapping and other shit sits on the floor nearby, despite your knowing you are a decently attractive and realistically pretty interesting and compassionate individual who unfortunately will probably go another decade or more without feeling any sort of significant human contact
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ey4yAgLZlw]
10/10 feel thread
>tfw r9k has been resigned to cuck and "you wake up as girl" threads
>you will never move to the city and work a job you hate and have no friends and spend all your free time in your bedroom feeling neutral or bad and have your mom visit you for the day with your sister and avoid having them come to where you live and be negative and pessimistic about everything whenever you say anything to them, and regret it right after since they both look down at their plates as if you're directing your words at them and then go to an Italian restaurant along the river and tell your mom when she asks that your ideal life would be to sit in a room alone with an internet connection speaking to nobody and say it half-sarcastically despite the fact you're actually living that way and have begin crying and feel guilty but also anxious about others noticing and then apologize after the meal when they leave you to catch the train home and text them both saying sorry that you're so negative and that you hope you didn't ruin their day and feel like you're pushing away the only two people still in your life
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Y0VhPXOooQ]
>>26949825
:((( why must i continue to to suffer
>people are falling for this shit
Oh my god you are some weak niggas.
