Long ago I made a thread how there was this cute quiet guy in my class and he didn't talk to anyone and I wanted to ask him out, so I finally did.
I'm bad at greentexting but here it goes
>Class just ended
>Everyone is packing up their bags and stuff.
>I see him, he's about to leave.
>I go up to him and say wait J
We'll just call him J in the story, I don't wanna reveal his real name
>He turns around and looks at me
>He's quiet for like 3-4 seconds and it's just us staring at each other and then he finally says "What?"
>I say " I was wondering if you wanted to do something sometime"
>"What do you mean?" he said.
> "I don't know like watching a movie or something"
>then he said "Uhh" and I interupted him and said "You don't have to if you don't want too ofc"
>he then says "Sure I guess we could do that sometime"
>Then I ask for his number and he gives it too me.
But whenever I text him it takes like hours for him to respond, and I asked him if he was busy this friday and he said he'd tell me later but its saturday now
>>26948047
This is tricky. Has he given you any indication that he actually likes you?
>>26948111
We've made eye contact sometimes, but that's about it.
>>26948047
If he hasn't talked to you much, he's not interested but too beta to say anything.
If a grill literally threw herself at me, I'd be more talkative.
Speak to him in class and gauge how he acts. If he isn't talkative and doesn't text back either, then you have failed as a Stacy.
>>26948047
He's probably just spaghetti'ing the fuck out. Be more persistent and try and prove somehow you're not gonna rip his heart out or stand him up. Quiet people usually have low self esteem, so he's probably unsure why a girl would ask him out without an ulterior motive.
>>26948047
> be quiet during class
> 26 years old now, literally go through university with no one ever as much as asking me to tell them the time
REEEEEEEEE WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU
>>26948122
Press him to do something tonight. Maybe not watching a movie, as that's a pretty intimate thing to do with someone you don't know at all. See about coffee or if he'll let you buy him some food.
He may be interested in you and just very aloof and awkward, or he may be uninterested in you and wary of expressing that. Hanging out with him tonight will help you find out which situation you're dealing with.
>>26948149
I sent him another message
He's alpha as fuck
You suck
gg
>>26948216
kek
I love when the roles suddenly gets fucked up
>>26948216
Nooooooooo, you sound like a bitch
I'm gonna suggest that his self esteem is so low that he thinks you're trying to play a joke on him or something
[/s]there's actually no such thing as a femanon tho[/s]
>>26948251
>>26948247
That was bad???
I don't know what to say, he's so diffrent from other people
Aaaand this thread is why I would never tell my shy autistic crush I like him or try to spend time with him, if he acted like that I'd commit seppuku.
>>26948276
>>26948281
Just tell him the truth and say you're attracted to them and are interested in hanging out and forming a relationship.
People can't read your minds or understand your intentions.
>>26948276
It's time to go all in, anonette. You need to call him or find him in person. This texting game is torture.
>>26948216
Stupid bitch. You fucked up. You sound like a thundercunt and you've probably scared him off with that text alone.
Loners need POSITIVE reinforcement. Ask him what he's up to, how he is, not "RESPOND NOW PLS". He's probably been thinking HOW to respond for hours you vapid cunt.
Yours sincerely,
the guy you gave a (you)
>>26948216
HAHAHAHHA.
FUCKING ROLE REVERSAL RIGHT THERE. I LOVE THIS J GUY.
>>26948313
This is a good idea. He is likely freaked out that someone is trying to fuck with him at all.
>>26948149
>>26948198
is this a good type of persistent?
>>26948313
This.
Guy doesn't want to play your stupid mind games. Tell him you like him and just ask if he wants to go for a coffee/tea
>>26948325
Exactly this. Now he's probably crumbling under the pressure of your last text.
>>26948348
>You wanna do something tonight?
I didn't think despo girls existed. Jesus christ this is funny.
>>26948216
Roasties r such useless cunts i swear to KEK the world would be better off without them
>>26948313
Not OP but I'm extremely shy and doing that would take every bit of courage I have and I wouldn't be able to take rejection or lack of interest like what's happening with OP..the guy I like is also mentally ill making things way more difficult
>>26948348
That's better, but you ought to just let him know why you're texting him to begin with.
"I like you, I think you're interesting. Sorry if I'm being awkward. I just want to get to know you."
STACY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>26948138
Not always anon.
In hs my crush found out about my feelings towards her so one day she came and asked if that was true.
I literally said "N-no" like the fuccboi I am.
But options are either he is this sperg and he is playing it cool, or he's a closeted gay. Choose your poison OP.
>>26948348
No that's the "please stop ignoring me because ive never been ignored by a man before" type of persistent. If I were him I'd be running for the hills about now.
Thanks again for the (you)
>>26948251
Lmao you fucked up.
>>26948348
Holy shit, I'm cringing from here. Just stop. No more texts for the weekend. Tell him you think he's cute in person and if he's willing to go out with you.
>>26948393
In HS, I had two shy girls admit their feelings to me in person in front of all their friends and my friends at lunch. I pulled the cliche anime rubbing the back of my neck and said "You like me?" And never ever talked to them again.
I really regret that and I know they were emotionally devastated that I didn't reciprocate. I was just too scared and embarrassed of myself to go through with accepting them. I just ignored them. Would have totally gone out with them too.
bumping amazing role-reversal thread
OP, you need to text him again and say "please respond. I love you"
Yeah he's probably crumbling under the pressure you're applying because he's of our kind. I would stop with the texting operation entirely for now, although it is funny to watch you blow this. I'd come back to school after the weekend and say hey, you were coming on too hard so you'll back off and let him invite you on his terms. And then if he doesn't even do that, then the guy is physically incapable of being in a relationship even if he wishes he was, and the whole op is a bust. A part of relationships is timing, and I don't think you caught him at a great time.
>>26948348
You can't be serious right?
OP, out of interest, how attractive are you? And does this guy seem autistic to you irl? Does he talk to other girls?
>tfw OP is bein a real life Misaki and J guy is literally fucking it up
"Sorry, I'm kinda of nervous.
If you want to do something, hit me up, ok?
:)"
THEN SILENCE
FUCKING STUPID BITCH
JESUS CHRIST
>>26948601
YEP, YES, YEAH, HOW CAN SOMEONE BE THIS FUCKING BAD AT SOMETHING SO SIMPLE? Who fucking knows. I sure don't, it's such an easy game ffs.
>>26948601
This would have been perfect but its far too late now. OP has fucked it up irreparably by acting like an entitled cunt who "deserves" this poor robots attention.
It's laughable. Girls have it on easy mode and they STILL fuck up at something so simple.
>>26948624
It is not that it is simple, but she has a fucking vagina like lol ezzmode engaged
>>26948601
This is a good suggestion. Probably your best bet.
>>26948598
You can tell by the way this cunt is talking to J she is no waifu-tier Misaki.
At most she's a failed Stacey who thinks this robots insecurity and shyness is "cute xD" and she is totally oblivious to how anyone could be intimidated or uninterested by her obnoxious as fuck desire for attention.
>>26948601
does this works for man?
>>26948047
either your disgusting or he already gets laid a lot (chad). Now get out.
>>26948348
No, do this to save it instead
"Sorry if i come as a strong, i really like you and i think you are pretty cool, i tend to work hard for the things i really want. Lets do something the two of us"
Chances are you are super ugly btw so all of this is useless
>>26948325
he isn't a loner obviously. he's a chad that's indifferent to her.
>>26948331
>Saying HAHAHAHA on a image board
>Not using a image to convay your amusement
Are you retarded?
Sorry I went away, I had to recharge my phone and eat some food.
>>26948381
I tried this
Ahh I'll bite.
If this is HS and he's shy, then either he doesn't trust you (and he has no reason to do so, really, I mean you haven't talked with him even once, and I mean real conversation), thinks this is a stupid bet or dare (if he's being bullied, no idea if he is), or he's spilling spaghetti hard. Or he hasn't found his sex drive yet. Some guys mature later, and trust me, great majority of us are really dumb fuck until 25.
Did he respond?
>>26948631
this obviously isn't a robot. 'cute' means 9/10 + chad and 'quiet' means he isn't interested in this non-stacy. if anything, this girl is the robot if ever that were possible.
>>26948047
>Tfw be a J
>Tfw be a loner at University
>Tfw got asked by a femanon to watch a certain movie
>Told her i'd watch it at home
>Read it up on IMDB and told her i'd watched
If this is you E, i'm sorry, i'm not heterosexual.
he's not interested in you
people on here can go ahead and think he's autismo and is sperging out, but I sincerely doubt that's the case. if he actually was interested in you and you are throwing yourself at him, he'd be ecstatic. he's not, so I'm guessing he's really not attracted to you.
>>26948744
You're coming way too strong girl. No more texts
>>26948744
are you acting like this just to fit the "robot" role or are you actually this thirsty?
What do you look like lmao
>>26948138
Not always. I hurt the first girl who was ever nice to me by never initiating conversation with her because I was too shy. After like a year of not talking she deleted me from Steam. I have a girlfriend now but I still feel bad about the steam girl. I never got to apologise.
>>26948744
I want to feel bad for you but I can't. This has to be bait.
>>26948744
STOPP JUST STOPPPPPP
>>26948802
I'm going to go guess she's fat, like most femanons here
Ok, I think I've gone too far, I'm gonna stop texting him and next monday in class I'm gonna tell him I'm sorry I came onto strong and just ignore him for the rest of the class,
Good idea?
>>26948835
This dude sounds like a faggot
>>26948835
It's ogre Anon, you goofed.
Press F to pay respects.
F
>>26948835
Do not say sorry. Try to have a normal conversation fo fucks sake.
>>26948835
>>26948835
>what the hell
You might have come on strong but the guy sounds like an insensitive jerk. Be honest, do you like him because he's really handsome?
>>26948835
Good stuff, I like the way your charge your phone.
>>26948835
just tell us your height and weight so we can go home.
>this thread
well at least you guys are less pathetic than male virgins over 20
>>26948849
Lets be honest, she's on r9k, she's either a bad trap, or disgustingly overweight/ugly. Who in there right mind would want to date a girl from here.
>>26948835
you must look like shit or he's gay
or just retarded
>>26948744
C'mon guys we should help her despite she is a woman.
If not for her, for the guy, he seems like a robot maybe waiting for a lucky shot with this girl and we are scaring him away.
OP don't text the first thing we post here, wait for a concensus Jesus! Now you fucked up twice.
>>26948780
she posted the texts, how could you not be sure?
>>26948835
Good god. You're finished, OP.
>>26948835
Text back and say "sorry [Insert wrong name], I'll explain later". He then thinks you messaged the wrong person and you laugh about it on Monday. Then you ask him out properly in person. Should work if he's stupid.
>>26948891
She shouldn't be texting or typing at all. It's my opinion that shit like this should be done in person. This shit never works out well through impersonal text.
>>26948891
shes most likely fat
you know what would help her? lose fucking weight
I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS ABOUT HIM I JUST WANT HIM SO BAD!! PLEASE WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO SAY WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD!
>>26948835
he is a chad dont go wiet hiem
>>26948904
Lel this is awful advice. Transparent as fuck.
>>26948884
no if he was gay he would want to hang out with her unless she's ugly or fat. so she's probably a landwhale.
Just call him a faggot and see what happens.
>>26948924
for once I actually wish a thread like this wouldn't be bait
it's getting pretty boring
>>26948924
pic of your face and we will know why he doesnt want to be with you
>>26948924
had my suspicions thx for confirming
>>26948924
Damn you're thirsty
Proper casserole thread.
>>26948835
J is autistic. Really, really autistic.
>>26948924
ok I'm done this is clearly b8
In order to properly asses the situation we need to see how you look like, i.e if you're fat or unattractive or at qt.
>>26948924
Just say "I want to take your virginity", or "I want you inside me".
>nobody will ever be this attracted to you
>>26948924
this is starting to look fake as fuck.
I should start a fake phone story, they are really fun.
>>26948216
>atleast
>too
Bitch, do you even English?
>>26948924
I pissed myself with laughter. Thank you OP for this cringe worthy tale.
>>26948924
>liking a guy because he's mysterious
You just fell for hipster chad, anonette.
GG
>>26948932
Like I said, it relies on him being stupid.
>>26948348
GIRL STOP TEXTING HIM. if he wanted to respond he would have responded, men arent hyper convoluted like women I think , if he likes you, he will respond, if he doesn't he will ignore you as he has. The best revenge is looking really hot and over him so he will feel stupid and try to talk to you
>>26948835
ALPHA AS FUCK
ORIGINAL AS FUCK
>>26948924
Ok, this is officially bait thread.
>>26948924
This whole thread is total bullshit. OP is using this application to simulate the texts: http://www.ios7text.com/
Fuck off.
>>26948984
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>>26948959
AHAHAH I MESSED UP
I FORGOT TO CHANGE THE TIME ON THE SCREENSHOT >>26948924
RETARDS THINKING THIS IS REAL LMFAOOOO
>>26948835
>what the hell?
great job op
>>26949027
>IT WAS MERELY AN ACT!
>>26949027
someone wants to get hacked mr anderson
>>26949027
>I was just pretending to be retarded xD
>>26948348
So this is how being "quiet" Chad seems like eh?
Gr8 b8 m8
Blaques are unique people
oh yay a fake text thread
I have never seen one of these before
9/10 original ruse op, very clever
>>26949027
>RETARDS THINKING THIS IS REAL LMFAOOOO
I know they're fake.
I also know that movies are fake.
I think it's an interesting way to tell a story, a second person narrative. It's pretty similar to the eighteenth century literary trend of writing a novel through corresponding letters.
Why are you being a cunt?
>>26949027
bahahaha nice fucking bait. Fembots would never make a thread like this and come off as desperate as this.
>>26949027
you either don't really like making b8 or you're retarded because it was obvious way before you fucked up the last one.
>>26949027
>not realizing everybody knew it was bait and kept reading to see where it would go
Good to know you didn't even think of a proper ending. 3/10 try harder next time.
>>26949105
Imagine reading a book, you turn to a page, and it simply reads
"HAHAHAHAHA I MADE UP ALL THESE CHARACTERS AND EVENTS U FUKIGN RETARDS!!! RICHARD DOESN'T EVEN EXIST! HAHAHAHA EAT SHIT NEET KEKS! HAHAHAHAHAHA"
And that's how the book ends.
>women hate threads every single day
>a girl makes a thread and you all fall over each other trying to help her in the hopes that she'll suck your dick through your computer screen
Grow a fucking spine, you pathetic hypocrites. This is what's destroying society.
>tfw I was delusional enough to believe this thread
>tfw I was delusional enough to think a female could be a robot's situation
>tfw I really believed there was a sweet, innocent girl posting on r9k who just wanted a guy's attention
>tfw I wanted to believe this so badly
>tfw we are trapped in this harsh reality
>tfw I am doomed to live in false hope
>for the rest of my life
OP just told me it was actually real and only the last image was faked.
Here's what he told me
>>26949191
We're all gonna make it.
Don't lose hope.
>>26949191
listen to this >>26949206 guy anon, he knows his shit. We're ALL gonna make it, every single one of us breh. Persistence is key.
>people think this is real
the fucking fonts are all different you mongs
you've been had
