If your a blackbot and you don't have an afro your literally Tyrone. Prove me wrong no tyrone ever grows afros.
>>26947201
This is true.
Unless they grow it out just for that high top fade look you get no play unless you look like Black Dyanmite
>>26947201
>>26947289
I had an afro for the longest time but finally cut it upon realization that I was probably never going to put it in dreads, plus I couldn't take care of it.
what of girls with Afros?
not pretty mixed girls with curly afros but something like your in your pic
>>26947318
Women can't be robots brah
why do all black betas/robots have a certain look to them?
seriously can spot one a mile away
>>26947339
I don't think most of the people who post on /r9k/ are robots desu
it's all normies that come here to make fun of robots or edgy normies who come to 4chan so they can talk about how /supremeedge/ they are to their friends during lunch at high school
>>26947340
Certain look? What does that look like?
Wanna know so I dont look beta
>>26947340
They don't have that physical readiness that Tyrone has. They don't look like they can chimp out on a dime.
Was Hendrix not a Tyrone?
>>26947398
can confirm, normie here, dont come here to make fun or "lunch room conversate", I just enjoy your community. I am a humble guest in your domain.
>>26947444
no he was not, he was a white black man, also checked
>>26947456
thank you anon, you are now a friend
Well that settles that
I'm keeping mine plus I always get attention when I have my afro. It grows to quickly and I hate sweaty scalp in the summer.
>>26947201
I see black guys with afros the way i see white guy with metal hair. Makes you look like a douchey attention whore
>>26947318
qt.
>>26947573
Theres a difference between having metal hair and long hair. Metal hair is faggy though and afros are pretty nice.
.tfw will never fuck toro y moi
>tfw no black gf with an afro
>>26947201
is my hair brobot enough? dont wanna b tyrone pls
>>26947697
Robin, get off the internet
>>26947697
Broccoli
I'm an original individual
>>26947716
>I'm a spiritual individual lyrically official
>>26947713
robin wat
>>26947606
No you look like a failed chad attention whore
>>26947697
I have that hair cut but your hair is longer and straighter
>>26947340
>>26947405
>>26947429
I'm willing to bet:
>afro
>unkempt appearance in general
>poor fashion sense
>skinny as hell
I was all of those until fairly recently. Since maybe three years ago or so I've been steadily improving my appearance. Started dressing better at first, started grooming my facial hair, finally shaved my afro off and keep my hair short, and now I'm finally going to start working out again soon.
I wish I had the money for more clothes.
I had a fro on Wednesday but I cut it off with scissors. Pic related, it's the top of my head. Am I still a robot?
>>26947697
gtfo fuccboi
>>26947824
>unkempt appearance in general
>poor fashion sense
>skinny as hell
I'm not a Jew or nigger, so I can't grow an afro.
>>26947831
should get it more even with a clipper, this looks bad desu. why lose the fro?
>>26947927
I know it looks bad tbqh but that's okay since I'm not going outside. I was fed up of having to comb and keep the fro moist.
>>26947201
I'm growing my fro rn, then I'm gonna get dreads like Joey.
My long term goal is to have dreads like Waka.
Dreads are dope as fuck.
>>26947201
>Not realizing a fro is literally free attention from white women.
>>26948551
>Wanting white women
Its like you want her to cuck you
>>26948745
>not realizing blacks are usually the ones doing the cucking
It's like you're dumb or something.
>>26948551
>letting white people touch you hair
This makes me snap.
Don't ever fucking touch my hair.
Don't touch me in general.
>>26948776
>believing in memes
>>26948807
Not realizing that the black bull meme isn't fake.
The majority of interracial amateur porn is white on black. Usually involving a white wife cucking her husband.
Also you don't have to let them touch your hair, but they will naturally want to talk to you about it because you're heads a damn meme.
If you come off as cool they'll even fuck you for it.
>>26948776
I am black. Iike women of all races but high chance black and white women will cheat on you more I know its not all of them though.
>>26948843
Thats porn pham. In real life that doesn't happen unless your girl is a sloot and she would just cuck you with a chaddier guy not a tyrone
>>26948873
>>26948873
>that's porn pham
too fucking stupid to realize there a women out there being filmed getting fucked for little to no play and just because they are whores.
WHAT IS AMATEUR INTERRACIAL PORN.
This girl isn't a pornstar. This girl is a nobody.
>>26948843
Coalburners are only attracted Tyrones tho. A blackbot with a fro doesn't stand a better chance than one without a fro.
>>26948551
>letting a white woman touch your hair, like a fucking petting zoo animal
Coons like you give us real black men a bad name. Go be a slave to Ms. Ann and stfu.
>>26948928
I just said this doesn't happen unless she is a sloot dude and thats 75% of girls most don't care they just wanna be fucked man.
>>26948807
>>26948973
>tfw I had an afro last year and let white girls feel it when they asked me to
I did not think of the whole thing from this perspective. Now I am disgusted at myself. I am currently regrowing my afro, but now I don't even know if I deserve it. Is there any chance of redemption, family?
I have an afro but it's more like a jewfro.
This pic is when I was about 19. I'm 24 now. I stick with the tyrone braids.
>>26949016
>most women are sluts
>they just wan tot be fucked by a man.
>most women are not racist and have daddy issues
there's no reason why they wouldn't fuck tyrone, chad, or juan.
>>26948973
Well I don't view it like that my Indian and white female
friends let me play in their hair all the time so I let me
play in mine when they feel like it.
I don't let random people do it though
>>26949042
I let them do it in elementary to middle school cus I thought nothing on it.
But I started reading a lot of black empowerment literature in high school, and that's what made me realize what they were really doing.
Regrow your fro, but don't let white people pet you like a fucking monkey.
I've broken a wrist cus some bitch thought it'd be cool to run up on me and throw her hands into my hair.
They also like touching black skin, like it feels any different from white skin.
Don't let white people touch you in general unless they're lovers.
>>26949049
Mirin hard
What kind of braids, cornrows?
>>26947201
while growing up, my parents wouldn't let me grow my hair out. They would beat my ass if i didn't brush my hair. they wanted me to have waves, I honestly don't care about that shit.
>>26947201
>Not using Nas dome part and fade
>>26949145
>What kind of braids, cornrows?
Yeah just the cornrows.
Used to have to always wash my hair and fluff it up with a hairdryer to get the afro effect.
>>26947429
yeah blackbots can't go from nigga to GIGA NIGGA in 2 seconds.
I wanna just look this pic related
>>26948423
don't get dread plz. that's straight up degeneracy. you're asking to be called a nigger
>>26949145
>like touching black skin, like it feels any different from white skin
This is true,at least where I am from, the constant sun brings out
the differences
>>26949210
>dreads are degenerate
I honestly don't give 2 fucks what some random white person thinks of me.
Dreads have been a part of black history for hundreds of years.
Fuccboi fades and waves are much worse imo
>>26947201
What about this Tyrone?
Tnemmoc lanigiro
I used too have a afro, but I got a buzz cut. I get alot of dandruff, and it's just too much work.
>>26947201
Not true, I've seen Tyrone wearing an afro plenty of times.
>>26949310
Afro tyrones are still rare
>>26947339
yes but are we staceys/shanaynays/etc? what judgment do you make about our personality if we have natty hair?
>>26949422
2 scenarios
1. Batshit #BLM sjw. Probably lecturers everyone on the bus about oppression and has a tumblr with many nudes. Exclusively fucks white men, even though you claim to hate them.
2. Cool girl that just doesn't want to bother with perms and all that. Doesn't hate her ethnicity nor anyone else's and just lives her life.
#2 is extremely rare.
You're probably #1
>>26950588
Its always #1 for me ive only met one girl that is #2
>>26950588
but I like brown boys the most and I have realised that fair hierarchy and transcendental guidance through customs/tradition/religion/etc is objectively the best way for maintaining order and harmony in a society
but do any robots have advice on maintaining an Afro
it's been a year and it hasn't grown much desu ;_;
>>26951065
Brown?
Do you mean brown, like South Asian and South American?
Or did you mean black?
How old are you?
>>26951134
/fa/ has good black hair threads
There's some type of shampoo you're supposed to use, but I'm too lazy to track it down.
Just make sure you comb it often.
If you don't, you break and pull out a lot of hair whenever you do get around to it.
Niggers can't be robots desu senpai
>>26951173
Jeez, I guess not combing often is one problem. I never really had to because my mom always chemically relaxed it since I was like 3.
It left me with two chemical burns on my scalp and they look disgusting so I'm hoping when my afro gets long enough, it might cover it but I'm losing hope fast
I'll check out /fa/ though and see if there's a thread up
>>26951139
kebabs and street shitters. I'm 24.
>>26951476
You're #1 then.
You replace white men with brown men to not look like a basic white cock loving bedwench, but at the core, you still hate yourself and people of your race.
Fuck off my thread, bebe
>>26951520
What did bebe do to get such a bad rep?
>>26947201
Hey fuck you, it takes forever to get a good fro going especially when you have loose curls.
I rock an afro but I'm 6'4 and muscular.
>>26951553
Basically the black and uglier version of mystery.jpg
>rampant attentionwhoring
>feels the need to tell everyone how much she hates black men
>blames blackbots for her dad leaving her mom
>posts pictures of black guys being lynched
>will turn ANY thread into an attentionfest for herself
>>26951566
Wtf? You're black?
>>26951599
Why aren't you fucking bitches and being a normie?
>the black girl who loves muslims shows up
now where is the black girl who wants to date a guy like stephen curry and have mixed kids?
you two and bebe are like the 3 musketeers.
>>26951630
Well, they're not white boy loose (for the white boys that have curls), but too loose to get a good, all around even fro going when my hair grows out. Takes a lot of effort. I wish I had tighter, more packed in hair.
>>26951679
We need an official index of all the black fembots
>bebe
>brown lover
>lighskin lover
>the one who wants all black men killed and to breed light skin female babies
>the underaged Muslim one
>the one with the imgur gallery full of her nudes
Who else am I forgetting?
Chatterbox from /fa/ is my waifu tho
>>26947824
that's pretty much every robot besides the afro
fuck off black people.
Don't you feel ashamed of yourselves? How can you bear the shame of browsing a website alongside human beings?
You should be on nike forums or black-twitter or something with other subhumans.
>>26951743
How does killing all black men produce more light skin women? Black chicks are the least desired of all race/class combos.
>>26951812
I know this bait but neets are human beings?
>>26951743
>>the one with the imgur gallery full of her nudes
link onegai?
>>26951845
Breeding with white men makes light skin girls
>>26947201
I just realized you have a shot at being afro samurai and I don't. Fuck me that's an overlooked advantage of the blackbot
>>26951934
No
Please fuck off.
You are not welcome here.
Go start your own thread
>>26951934
As opposed to black men and white women?
idgi tbqhwyrnf
>>26951907
Idk what her name is
She's a black Stacy and has some Portuguese boyfriend
Disgusting vag and butthole tho desu
>cba to comb afro desu senpai
>tight curls
>can't maximum afro
>brillo pad texture
don't forget about coco-chan, guys.
she's a jamaican-persian mix.
>>26951845
Her logic was that they'll slowly bleach out all the black.
Kill at lightskin make babies.
Raise lighskin females to fuck white men and make increasingly more white people.
Black women don't know how genetics work, take this retard for example >>26951934
>>26952133
Well, if we are looking at statistics the white man would raise his off spring to be productive and educated, while the white woman will become a single mom adding more useless people to society. Not being racist I'm just basing this off of statistics.
>>26952175
She's a bedwench
>>26952173
>tfw straight outta Africa
>comb errday
>have to pat it down to Brillo density
>>26952192
Why are you here?
Go make one of your stupid bedwench feels threads.
This was for blackbots to talk about afros.
This is why no one fucking likes you.
Fuck off
Bebe is a dumb nigger
>>26952242
>calls me a nigger
>fawns over white women
>but I'm a bed wench
>Not growing dreads
Nigga please
>>26952262
You act like a nigger.
You're dumb and arrogant.
When did I fawn over white women?
>>26952292
Those are really shitty dreads
>>26952322
I have no loyalty to any race or anyone. All of you can die a slow painful death. Black, white, Asian etc all need to die. So no I'm not a bed wench.
>>26952322
>Those are really shitty dreads
I haven't washed them in a while, And I gotta redo them. It's real pricey too
>>26948551
They don't find it attractive though. They just think it's cool.
Fros don't look good.
>>26952371
>All of you can die a slow painful death. Black, white, Asian
>Asian
Is that really you Bebe?
>>26952292
I want to dread up my hightop but I don't think there's anyone in my area that does them unfortunately. And I don't want to do it myself because it'll end up looking terrible.
>>26952371
Son of you're a midandrist, why the fuck are you on r9k?
Go to tumblr or lolcow and be with your fellow man hating roasties
>>26952394
How much?
>>26952462
Asian men should date me but I do not like them because they're people. If they have to exist they should be dating me.
dreads actually look better on white guys
>>26952508
You should add more photos to your anime collection, I saw you posted the same gif in another thread.
What do you do Bebe other than date Asian guys? Do you go to school? Have a job? NEET?
>>26952576
I have a job and go to school. I'm mediocre at both.
>>26952601
What do you study? This comment should be original now.
>>26952631
It's a secret that I can't share
>>26952371
If anything, black women can die off. The black men can stay. A lot of black women about almost anything that believes it doesn't benifite them.
>Black dude dates a white chick
>"ignorant ass Nigga! What's wrong with black women? Why are you intimated by us? How dare you betray your race!
>Light skinned women
>Oh, you think you all that, huh? Fuck you ya light ski bitch! You ain't black stop fucking acting your all natural. You ain't shit. You around too many whites. Check your privilege"
>Black "nice guys" or scrubs
>"Fuck you, punk ass nigga. You ain't shit.You think you deserve all this? All you need to do take me out to the "real nigga store "cause I deserve a real nigga that will support me. Not punk ass weaklings like you. Nigga you trash"
>White women
>dumb plastic ass bitch! Check your privilege. Do not appropriate my culture. My skin is beautiful and my features are flawless. You so boogie , stop acting all hood, you ain't from my block. Stop trying to get our men you racist bitch. All that black dick belongs to us"
>Doesn't get hired for a job
>"How dare you not give me this job? After hundreds of years, our people are still at the bottom of society. We need mo money mother fucker. Black lives matter! "
>>26949264
You know this isn't a black history imageboard, get your tyrone ass over to some other site. I can't even RE anymore.
This shit is just cancerous what are you faggots going to come up with next? The only way you can be a tyrone or chad or whatever the fuck you wanna label it is is if you're a real ass nigga. You are either born one or you aren't one. And quite frankly I'm 100% sure I'm the only real ass nigga in here. Pic related my ex gfs nudes
Reverse image search all you want but just know a fat black male got that shit and you didn't : ^ )
>>26952466
>>26952467
You have to go to a salon. They'll charge you at most $70. If you could, find a local black thot to do your hair for you for cheap.
>>26952705
But we can agree that black people as a whole suck?theres no point in trying to deny it anymore
>>26952759
I can agree your attentionwhorism is cancer and you need to btfo before I make you btfo. : ^ )
>>26952777
blackchad where the fuck have you been r9k's been shit without you
>>26952740
>tfw no black qt gf with nice big butt
That's literally all I want. T-teach me your ways, Tyrone
What about white guys with afros?
/afro/ here, I've grown about 3 in my life-time but I'm coming to realize they look kind of autistic on me just with the spherical black ball surrounding my face, meh.
Never tried dreads though, Might try it soon when large enough.
Also question, how often do white people just come over to you and touch your hair, with or without permission and act all mesmerised by nappy hair as it if is some mystical creation? I'm not amazed by straight Caucasian hair so why is it so different when it's turned the other way around?
>>26952822
Stop appropriating our culture ;:-)
>>26952822
Able to come off as handsome but almost every white guy I know with an afro is a retarded fat college student or NEET or somewhere in between
>>26952801
Been getting women like >>26952740 bruh I couldn't get the >>26952576 bitch so I got something similar to it. : ^ )
>>26952810
Every single characteristic that's a flaw you have to have something good to make it up. My fatness is made up with my personality, actual BBC status penis, and my cuteness.
Anyways, pic related aka me can get girls because I'm smooth as fuck, I'm funny as fuck, I know what females want, and that's about it.
tl;dr:obtain a personality and you can get any girl you want as long as you aren't ugly you can be fat too
>>26952822
White guy fros are called jewfros literal cancer.
>>26952865
>mfw cocochan curved this nigga in a typical black women way
that's when i really knew she was a sistah.
>>26952908
Who the fuck is cocochan? No one has ever "curved" me on here I couldn't get her because I have to actually have a conversation with the bitch to get her. The fuck I'ma do pull her out your mothers ass? LMAO
>>26952865
>tl;dr:obtain a personality and you can get any girl you want as long as you aren't ugly you can be fat too
But most black women want tall , non-virgin, arrogant black dudes that act like thugs. I can't even do the first part, bruh
>>26952932
you got cuved, boy. don't act like it didn't happen
got something for you.
>>26952865
what compensates for being black though?
>>26952966
Well I'm tall I'm 5'11-6'3 and I did live in the suburbs ghetto and projects before... So maybe they can see all 3 of that.
And I am confident as fuck too so.. just get confidence and obtain a personality somehow man idk.
>>26952969
This nigga can't even spell curved let alone know what taking an L is all about because he takes more L's than the city of New York itself. lmaooo
>>26953002
>2016
>being anything but black
If you aren't black in 2016 you are a beta. Why do you think they say blacks can't be robots? Because we cuck the shit out of everyone if we ascend high enough into a real ass nigga. Hell we even cuck our own kind if we real ass niggas.
HOW THE FUCK DO I AFRO
IVE BEEN CUTTING MY HAIR SHORT SINCE I WAS A KID BECUZ TOO LAZY TO GET MY AFRO GOOD
HOW DO I DO IT PLEAAE
>>26952852
Dude I was all of those things at one point.
Freaky.
>>26952865
We're all in this together, brother.
>>26947831
This niggas hairline shaped like the economy
Hairline like a 3rd world GDP
27 white folk done froze to death on your craggy ass hairline nigga
>>26953096
>CUTTING MY HAIR SHORT SINCE I WAS A KID BECUZ TOO LAZY
dood i literally have an afro because im too lazy to get it cut
I want to beat the living shit out of kingblackchad.
Holy fuck, that faggot is autistic and annoying as hell.
He's also fat as fuck.
>>26947201
>can't even spell you're
you're obviously Tyrone.
>>26953190
Hmm let's see if that's a good idea, 6'3 297 pound black male who's been in 20-30 fights and has actually caught charges before as a juvenile and has been in a school for people who've been to juvi or prison since the age of 10.
All I gotta say is good luck lmao
>>26952705
i had to read this twice
>>26953225
All this is missing is an *unsheathes katana*. How old are you like fifteen
>>26953225
You're stats are basically
>I'm fat nigger
Go choke on some fried chicken
>>26953318
Alright come to baltimore and let's see if I own a "katana" or if I blast your ass with my 38 lmao
>>26953326
Come and see I don't even need to use a gun fr I'll punch you in the throat and slam you on your neck easily. I'm in shape for someone who is "fat"
>>26947831
Oh, man.
That takes some balls.
I couldn't leave the house looking like that.
>>26953096
Just stop cutting your hair.
I just get my hairline edged up every 7 weeks and I look fresh
>>26953096
>HOW THE FUCK DO I AFRO
I'd you notice signs of male pattern baldness, see your doctor.
If not
>Go to Barber to shape your hair. Don't cut it
>grow your hair. Brush hair
>If it gets more thick, use a pick instead
>wash hair once a week. Don't use a shampoo with sulfate or anything that puts build up in your hair.
>condition it with coconut or extra olive oil.
We can all agree he is original blackbot
>>26953476
He fucks white models and does coke. He ain't no robot
be mixed cant get negro fro looks more like jew fro maybe just stop washing so much but still why even live if cant have negro hair!
>>26953921
I'm >>26949049 so I know how you feel.
My method was to wash + condition then just blowdry it whilst combing it out. Luckily the sides went perfectly round put the top part was the hardest to keep shape cause of my loose curls.
Currently my hair is too long so having an afro is just pointless cause it looks a fucking mess.
>le niggers post on 4chan meme
>>>/twitter/
>>>/wshh/
>>26954368
hopefully fade i got help little more with shit tier mixed people hair i have.
>>26947201
My hair is so fucking thick. I get sick of it matting but wanna grow it out to get a sick dread fro.
>>26954410
Lol are you trolling or do you seriously have a mental illness?
>>26947201
I have dandruff issues that show when I don't shave my head every week so I can't grow one
>>26954576
grow one white girls will touch you fucking reee reee!
>blackbots
>fembots
what the hell happened with this board
>>26947308
yeah same shit is kinda expensive when ur broke and takes too much time to properly take care of it,ended up lookng like a bum for like 4 months. so im back to doing cuts every 2 months
>>26955397
Ever seen those dank memes posted on black twitters and stacy whore bitching posts? You got the idea
>>26949351
andre3stacks is too eccentric to be the stereotypical tyrone, even if he did put a baby in badu
>>26947881
>>26951773
Exactly. Black robots are basically the same as any other.
>>26951520
I don't hate my race but I've basically given up on my kind until they start saying that felix houphouet-boigny was a better leader than sankara/lumumba/nkrumah/etc and that sometimes a leader that looks like you can be inferior to a leader that doesn't look like you
I even pray about this sometimes. I don't know why we've been so spiritually damaged.
this thread gave me inspiration to shower and brush my hair, haven't in like a week. i always forget to use normal brushes, usually i just use picks and I hate it, but this was nice.
>>26948551
>OMG can i pet your hair?
Yes, good, I'm very happy with having annoying bitches ask me that question every time I go outside. That's the kind of attention that I desperately want.
>>26956457
Its like they only see us for our hair and nothing beyond.
>people at school used to literally start a conversation about my hair, touch my hair and leave
>mfw nobody cared that i had a personality
>mfw this resulted in me having 0 friends beyond college
>dont even understand why
>>26948928
Wtf happened to those guys eyes? Did you photoshop them like that? Fuck, that looks creepy
>>26956558
cont.
>cut my hair off mid secondary school in hope people would talk to me about something beyond hair
>backfired and now no one even made contact with me
>tried to put myself out there
>literally ignored and rejected
>>26951743
blackbot database:
>guy that's into anme/vidya/etc, studies STEM, and likes radio rock like RHCP but also listens to Busdriver/Gambino/etc because he feels that it "balances out" his white traits
>get that gets angry when feminists say all men are rapists, but is silent when feminists say we shouldn't tell boys to "man up" because this a harmful social construct and there's nothing wrong with being a meek man that's *~in tune with your feelings~* (applies to robots of all races)
>guy that feels upset when a guy says he "acts white" just because he's not in a gang, then says that black women should date him because he's at least not a tyrone
what else?
>>26955956
Don't worry about that dunce. That guy is using the same logic the white supremacists use "if you're not with us, you're against us". Go marry an Arab guy, there's nothin wrong with it.
>>26956639
My nigga you like busdriver.
>>26956639
also
>one that considers himself intellectual/sophisticated, believes white supremacy is real but wishes to distance himself from SJWs, and supports bernie sanders or is maybe even further to the left - the cornell west/du bois type
these ones are the worst
>>26956845
Can you do this for white bots?
>>26956845
>the cornell west/du bois type
more of the booker t. washington type but yeah...
>>26949200
thats tookie. founder of the crips. according to this thread he is a non-threatening beta.
>>26953063
>I did live in the suburbs ghetto and projects before
what? those are two places?
>>26953356
im in baltmore too. lets meet at reisterstown train station. Il fuck you up.
>>26947318
women with Afros is my fetish.
Ooga booga booga
Remove robot
>>26953063
>he takes more L's than the city of New York itself
Black malebots are so fucking hideous. Jesus Christ on a fuck stick. Atleast there is still hope for us black fembots. There is no hope for you, you are the true bots. I take back us can't being bots.
>>26958790
I like your fro anon.
Hope u see this
