>Ewww, anon was sorted into Hufflepuff
dw they're all disgusting.
>>26944547
OP, kill yourself ffs.
Get the fuck out, find a rope, hang yourself.
ANYTHING, I'M BEGGING YOU.
>>26944547
Not me, i'm an edgelord Slytherin
>>26944547
But I like Hufflepuff
Bongs are so fucking ugly.
so wait; when the chinks and curryniggers get their letters of acceptance from hogwarts how do they afford the plane flight to the uk? does dumbledick pay for it?
Are all teenage girls this ugly?
Fuck I must have a bad memory of something.
>>26944547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXF4JuA6tcg
>>26944547
You're forgetting the fact that Cedric Diggory was a Hufflepuff and he was 100% alpha chad who was loved by everyone
>>26944760
>bad memory
More like lewd young boy semis. Anything goes primetime.
>>26944640
Considering magician families would be very old and they have magic at their disposal for all sorts of uses you'd assume most would be very wealthy.
But in the story this wasn't the case because the writer was a hack.
>>26944640
It was a school for Brits, curryniggers and chinks are the modern demography of Britain
I always wanted a Harry Potter MMO to come out so I could roll a patrician Hufflepuff character
>>26944788
>cucked by the Gryffindor Chosen One less than a year after his death
>>26944853
does dumblecock give the niggers vitamin d supplements? because they don't get enough sun
>>26944882
Dumblecock just gives them vitamin D for sure.
That's the whole point of his school. He just uses it to breed more wizards to fight the ministry.
>not being slytherin
roaches, etc.
Hufflepuffs were the most based anyway.
>most of them stayed behind to fuck up voldemort
get rekt other houses. especially the maximum faggots in slytherin and gryffindor.
>>26945007
Snape was the ultimate cuck.
I find it hilarious how Lilly eventually became a slut for James even though he acted like a obnoxious dick to everyone in the book.
Chad always wins.
>>26945044
i guess it proves that chads aren't born because harry was a fucking beta incel faggot, he should have made a move on ginny or hermione but he was too much of a pussy. Also how does is one merely 'friends' with hermione? i'd move on the cumslut
>>26945065
>Also how does is one merely 'friends' with hermione? i'd move on the cumslut
And that's why anon will never be Chosen.
>>26945044
>>26945007
>have long, dark hair and pale skin
>someone at work comments on my "Snape look"
>just lost the girl I love to another guy
>still stick around her like the faggot kicked dog I am even when it hurts
>realize I am the ultimate cuck
I guess Snape should be a favorite of mine now.
>>26945079
>not wanting to fuck the shit out of hermione
harry was a closet homo, he was probably having a secret sexual relationship with ron
>>26944547
funny
and original
>>26945094
He was in sexual relationship with Hagrid from their first encounter because he had massive half-giant dick for his boihole.
>>26945111
now i know why he frequented hagrids cabin so much....it all makes sense
>>26945098
Im dying holy shit
it wouldn't have been as funny if it wasn't emma instead of hermione
>>26945111
>>26945084
malfoy was the ultimate pussy slayer, he probably fucked hermione
>They aren't Ravenclaw
Have fun with your petty school drama, I'm actually learning magic.
what the fuck is this thread doing
whats with all the sex stuff
>>26945188
This. I would hate to be in Gryfindor or Slytherin because you would constantly be roped into Harry or Malfoys ultimate cuck contest and would have literally no time to study or learn any magic. Sure you know how to fight but once Lord Voldecuck is dead then what the fuck are you gonna do?
>>26945094
hermione was ugly in the books, emma watson being attractive was a mistake
http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Reviews/HarryPotter/Docs/Quiz-House.html
Let's settle this once and for all.
>>26945255
the majority of gryfindors and slytherins weren't invovled in that stuff whatsoever
>>26945202
>I am shocked by anything on 4chan anymore
Must be new around here.
>>26945271
Slytherin
I'm ok with that
>>26945271
Gryffindor
P gud
>>26945271
Your in-depth results are:
Slytherin - 12
Hufflepuff - 9
Ravenclaw - 8
Gryffindor - 7
>>26945271
Of course it's Slytherin
Gryffindor - 16
Slytherin - 12
Ravenclaw - 10
Hufflepuff - 6
How the fuck am I "brave, chivalrous, courageous" when I selected the selfish and dickish option on almost every question??
>>26945539
Because you're Peter Pettigrew
>>26944547
I puff that huffle if you know what I mean ;)
>>26945560
Do you mean to say yousmoke marijuana? Don't throw your life away anon. Don'tblaze it 420, stay safe.
>>26944854
You mean this, eh?
Hufflepuffs are like the betas of wizard community
>>26946743
Beta omega
I like it
>>26945184
Malfoy is a frustrated /pol/tard who tries to follow in his daddy's footsteps for his attention. He has no friends, he just pushes around crab and goyle (I don't rememeber their names). He also probably crossposts on r9k complaining about how Emma Watson is an entitled white feminist cunt.
>>26944547
>tfw Ravenclaw
>>26947186
Shit made me kek hard.
>>26947186
>filthy mudblood
>shitskin
>tfw sorted into hufflepuff by pottermore's sorting hat
Got given a breddy gud wand though
>tfw I always preferred hufflepuff
>always friendly people
>no bullying
>qt traditional girls
>never in fight with others
>good grades at school
>most likely well paid job after school
>>26945271
Your in-depth results are:
Slytherin - 13
Gryffindor - 12
Ravenclaw - 9
Hufflepuff - 7
>>26944547
Ravenclaw, just as expcted
Ravenclaw - 13
Gryffindor - 11
Slytherin - 9
Hufflepuff - 8
>>26945539
same here, I guess gryfendors are assholes.
>>26947449
your a wizard harry
>>26945271
>Gryffindor
Wew lads
>>26947480
I'm a what?
>>26945271
In-depth results are
Gryffindor - 15
Ravenclaw - 11
Hufflepuff - 9
Slytherin - 9
Not too surprised.
Hufflepuff - 10
Slytherin - 10
Ravenclaw - 9
Gryffindor - 9
Tough
no surprise
Gryffindor - 12
Ravenclaw - 11
Hufflepuff - 10
Slytherin - 9
>>26945271
Slytherin - 17
Gryffindor - 9
Ravenclaw - 7
Hufflepuff - 3
dang dude
Your in-depth results are:
Gryffindor - 10
Hufflepuff - 10
Ravenclaw - 10
Slytherin - 10
Kek
>>26947479
Yeah I mean I literally chose "smack a nigga in his bitch face" on several ones
>>26947615
How the fack can you be both Slytherin and Hufflepoof? I mean what, you're evil but also comfy oh god this is literally what robots are...
>>26947705
what is that webm
>>26947725
Yes. I am the perfection itself
>>26947728
A never qt who had to speak in class.
Found it in the threads about cams with no security some time ago.
>>26945271
Slytherin 17
Clever
Cunning
Determined
>>26944547
At least the asian girl seems happy to see me.
Step by step anon, step by step.
>>26947705
can't believe this qt was from an insecam thread
>>26944547
>2 niggers, a mulatto and a paki being in Ravenclaw
>the house for clever people
top fef
>>26944880
>implying she was going to stay alone for the rest of her life at like 15 years old
>>26948175
AYO HOL UP U BE SAYIN YOUS IN HUFFLEPUFF
>>26945360
>>26945424
>>26945533
>>26947449
>>26947689
>>26948072
*tips pointed hat*
>there's a really interesting story about wizards vs humans in Harry Potter that was never fully developed
>JK Rowling came up with this lore by accident because she wanted to say "racism is bad mmmkay :^)"
>>26944801
> implying niggers can be purebloods
>>26945271
Guess I'm the only Ravenclaw here.
>>26948286
>man says mean things
>dark wizard calls for the enslavement or total annihilation of non magic people, as well as achieving immortality through a ritual that requires murder
>lol trump is worse tho raycism is the worst thing in the universe xDDDD
>yfw there is a Wizarding school in Uganda (Uagadou)
But they do magic without wands n sheet so I guess that's pretty cool
>>26944547
Jesus fuck not one of them is attractive. Good lord.
>liking harry potter
>understand what it means to be in the different houses
fuck off normies
>>26945271
I'm extremely surprised. I always get Slytherin with these types of tests, but Gryffindor is up there in the detailed results.
>>26948538
Not really defending normalfags but harry potter is shown in school or is recommended for summer reading when i was going to high school
Gryffindor - 12
Slytherin - 12
Ravenclaw - 9
Hufflepuff - 8
>>26946486
NIGGAH
>>26945271
>Gryffindor
I... I... never expected this. I always thought I was hufflepuff, but it turns out hufflepuff was my lowest score.
Also the sorting hat on Pottermore (link: www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/the-sorting-hat) is supposed to be the only official one, and you get a want that's supposed to match your personality.
The sorting hat literally just listens to what house you wanna be in and puts you there.
Just pick your house, senpai. that's all there is to it.
>>26948923
But then Ravenclaw would be full of idiots who think they're smart, Slytherin would be full of shitposters and edgelords, Hufflepuff would be empty as fuck, and Gryffindor would be full of betas trying to be Chads.
Sorting hat is bugged pls fix Rowling.
>>26945593
No I meant to say i suck a good dick t b h
>>26948486
>Uagadou
I told you we wuz skilled practitioners in magick arts.
>>26948704
Never gonna get them days back, but i'm glad I gave them to the school I did.
>>26949089
you played that game mah nigga?
I used to play it too. A few months ago I played a bit.
>>26948885
my .
annoying to have to make account
According to Pottermore, I'm in Slytherin with this wand. r8 and h8 m8s
Who the fuck cares about Star Wars?
>>26949202
I can't go back to that life.
first roll was balance/myth
second was storm/fire
third was ice/life.
My main was the shit to me. ice/life was a fucking tank with high vit, the storm/fire was just a fucking striker glass cannon.
I never got far enough to enter a third house to up my deck. I stopped playing like 3 years ago.
I can't open that can back up.
I'd fucking go postal in no good ways remembering the fun I lost.
I remember when I bought my first 10k house on my main and spent the first $10 on a premium card.
I felt like a high fucking roller, Desert fucking island with a pueblo house and a grotto.
Doric pillars and shit.
I had a rug, my nigga.
Shit was mink. I got it from mushoo.
>>26949360
I had a small collection of pets including the Defender Pig when it was GOAT. Remember when the Bazaar sold everything?
>>26949400
I rarely fucked with the bazaar.
I knew them jews from marley bone had their paws in it.
I only went there on the rare occasion my gear was underleveled from kicking so much ass "soh hahrd".
I earned the collection of my keep.
>>26949463
you ever gonna play again?
I wonder if there are enough Robots to play together with.
Well originally I was Ravenclaw but now after taking the Pottermore placement I find myself in Gryffindor and a 11 1/2 inch hard Elder wand with Dragon Heartstring.
Fuck why did it have to be Good Goy Gryffindor
>>26949529
>you ever gonna play again?
I can't do that. I couldn't do that.
It's too late to do that anymore.
I'm sorry man.
>>26949621
w-why ;_;
pls play again
>>26949676
I CAN'T! ALRIGHT!
TO PLAY THAT AGAIN WOULD INDICATE A CHANGE!
I don't want to solidify that fucking change.
There's a clear transition in the state of affairs between the time I spent playing that and the very moment you and I exchange words right now.
To try and go back and overwrite that state would undo me.
It would undo the sacrifices i've made to withstand what I do now.
>>26949718
rep in piece 3.267...
good luck
>>26944547
>not going into star fleet enterprise
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NORMIES
>>26949752
You can't have both.
If you're gonna do something. You have to see it through all the way.
You can't have both. You can't live in half measures.
I've given up a lot in some fucked up way to try and convince and prove to myself I can survive the complete lack of things.
I'm priming my will to endure giving up.
I can't, contradict myself anymore. I can't side eye people for their lack of resolve if I can't get mine solid.
I don't vidya, I don't voluntarily search for or listen to music, I never plan to masturbate again in my life and I haven't since last year.
What's a decision if you can't even show resolve to endure things that won't matter?
If you starve yourself of everything you won't come to miss anything.
>movie set in posh english private school (for wizards)
>three black girls, an indian girl and an asian girl
>actual white english girls are actually THE MINORITY
lmaoing@ this movie how can anyone not hate hairy poter
>>26949887
>School is completely free aside from supplies
You better fucking believe all the pakis will be there
>>26948207
AYO HOL UP HOL UP
*SMACKS LIPS*
SO U SAYIN RITE
*STEALS WAND*
WE WUZ WIZZAS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biAVdBLbZJM
>>26945271
Slytherin - 16
Gryffindor - 12
Ravenclaw - 8
Hufflepuff - 2
Okay.
>>26944547
Slytherin represent!
>>26945271
>Hufflepuff - 14
>Ravenclaw - 12
>Gryffindor - 10
>Slytherin - 6
>>26949858
Not him but I also used to play wiz101, good times... I think I still have some u used crowns in that game, saved for new areas and such. It was fun, but now with a broken computer and life, I probably won't get back into it as well. Rip my lvl 25ish balance character. Spamming sandstorm and grinding out boss battles for items was fun...
>get sorted into Slytherin
>placed into Gryffindor by because of one point
Does this mean I'm the chosen one?
>>26945271
>>26948379
Ravenclaw master race
>>26950206
Sandstorm was alright, but it was nothing to being a acting like hijak-tier yu-gi-oh character with your cards, stacking bastards up and maniulating everything in the battle in a strategy to build pips and then completely have an enemy btfo with judgement.
That card was just fucking aesthetic.
The way she came out and wrecked your shit like a divine goddess.
if you got to 25 i'm not sure if you got the card or not.
Picture for ants or not, this was my signature.
would gang them up with damn near 5 power pips to launch it sometimes.
>>26950694
That card is OP as fug anon. I was playing and at level 75 I was still using that as one of my main attacks for bosses.
>>26950694
Man you guys were op, I never got that far. I always burned out of my games, I never got good at any on them. I was born with anhedonia it seems...
>>26950736
>>26950762
I only got to 40 or something odd with my balance main, and just barely 30 with the other two.
using that card felt like doing god's work, I was a fucking surgeon with judgement.
I guess we all burned out in a way.
>>26945271
>Ravenclaw
ye boi
Pretty cool.
Both decent/10
>>26944547
I like the one on the left she's like a darkie marisa tomei
>>26945271
Slytherin
Favourite house desu. Full of people who will do what it takes to win, and be better than others.
Who /gryffinclaw/ here?
>>26947447
literal hufflecuck. Enjoy all the gryffinchads fucking your women.
