get in here ausfags
saturday night, what's everyone doing?
just finished jerking off now i'm gonna watch some anime and probably play runescape later tonight
Feeling more depressed than usual, wishing I could buy grog this late without going to a pub (I don't like social/public places)
>>26944213
Same old shit. These threads are shit /ausbots/ don't exist.
>>26944231
Mad because not part of the superior Strayan race
>>26944225
are no bottle shops near you open?
why didn't you stock up when you had the chance?
cooking a stir-fry
I don't like this vic weather.
>>26944400
All bottle shops nowadays close at like 7 or 8 shits gay as fuck, also the existential depression only really sets in for me after that time so I never think to go buy anything
>>26944432
what kind of stir fry anon?
>>26944442
Ginger and soy and sugar, chicken, and red-capsicum.
>>26944434
i know that feel
my local used to be open till midnight on thursday friday and sat but now it shuts at 10 but thankfully i stocked up earlier
and it's strange how during the day i can somewhat feel content but as the night progresses i feel less and less self worth
>>26944463
sounds good, are you having it with noodles or rice?
>>26944478
I think it was due to all the shit lockout laws our government thinks would somehow stop alcohol related violence when even if it helps (which I doubt it does) it is just inconvenient as hell for the regular drinkers that don't run around coward punching randoms
>>26944518
it's funny how alcohol related violence is such a problem in this country where they are forced to shut everything early but in europe you get night clubs that are open 24 hours and violence is near non existent
really says a lot about the apes in this country
Stuck in Perth 5'5 fucking kill me.
Tired as fuck, wasted the day except for training in the morning, didn't paint miniatures, didn't clean my house, beat off twice in a row to hentai, balls hurt. Didn't get dragged to the fag parade so that's a plus.
>>26944631
>fag parade
I forgot that was happening
>>26944631
Also what game.
What do I do with my life guys I dropped out of high school in Year 12 so I never finished not that I want to go to university I'm unemployed verging on 3 years nearly my mum is slowly starting to despise me I'm not good at anything then there is my brother and sister smart, good looking I don't know what the fuck to do with my life I can't military cause diabetes I wish I had a help desk job but even they want 2-3 years experience or a uni degree.
decapitate all australians
>>26944674
Lucky you. I suppose Ishould be grateful people wanted me to go but as a straight robot I don't want to encourage that kind of degeneracy, just let me browse /r9k/ and /u/ in peace.
>>26944518
Coward punches are a meme.
>>26944487
Would prefer noodles, but there's only rice left.
>you will never be australian
TYBG
Having a nice cup of full cream milk before settling in for a late night movie. Pretty good day today, in terms of temps. Dreading the shitty 30+ degrees and high humidity in the coming days though
>tfw no qt traps in Melbourne to love
>>26944774
I want one too, but qt traps generally don't go for old men in their 30s. Each day I die a little inside knowing I'll never have a cute relationship with a sissy boy
>>26944680
>Also what game.
Infinity
Just purchased Black Desert.
Playing that whilst being monged outta my mind on some dank hydro.
My gf made some delicious pie so I'm eating that.
Fuck you
>>26944831
>implying they don't all want 30+ daddies to give them cummies
I'm 18 and in my prime but you'll probs have more luck than I will
>>26944696
I'm straight and I never said you should go to that bullshit.
>>26944881
Tohaa master race.
Playing Sunless Sea
>tfw you'll never be an intrepid sailor mapping out the unterzee
>>26944946
are you the same anon from the thread last night?
what's the game like?
how would you compare it to other mmos?
Starting uni next week after 10 years NEET (yes 10 tens, no that wasn't a meme, it's actually more than 10 years, I finished highschool in 2005)
DAMA (dont ask me anything)
Probably about to smoke a doob, it's the second last one I rolled with the last of my stash. Feels weird man. It's been a long time since I haven't had any weed. But I spent all my savings and need to find a job! So no more weed for me I guess.
After the inevitable smoking I am going to watch an episode of Fargo season 2. It's actually better than I expected, I had heard it was shit but I think I'm enjoying it more than season 1.
Probably could have gone out and done something tonight but I shut people out. Why do I shut everybody out anon? I haven't replied to 90% of the people I know for over 6 months. How am I going to find a job when I don't even want to see my friends or family? I know that I love them... But I don't really... Miss them? Does anybody on here understand that? I'm not trying to be some edgelord or anything, it's just that I guess I was 'betrayed' or whatever a few too many times by friends and family when I was young. Plus I was really sick for a really long time at what should have been a really important growth point in my life... I spent something like a year pretty much alone and most people I knew just stopped talking to me. So I guess I just got used to being alone. I don't really want to be alone, I just don't want to see or talk to anybody.
I don't know. I guess this is just what's on my mind. Thanks for listening Ausanons On the unlikely chance that anybody I know is on here, sorry for being a solitary dick.
Im feeling bored and to practice social interactions, does any SYDNEY bot want to try this out with me?
>>26945195
What part of sydney bro? Gong fag here
>>26945209
Burwood, pic is me
>>26945102
How the fuck are you supposed to explain ten years of nothing to potential employers
>>26945227
your shirt looks like a school uniform
>>26945236
That's the funny part of this whole scenario. Even after I get my degree, I probably will never get a job based on that fact. I'll just probably end up on the DSP or JSeeker for life until I get inheritance
>>26945250
i buy girls school uniform from Lowes and masturbate on them
>>26945270
Sounds fun, have they started to suspect you?
>>26945195
Come up to the Blue Mountains aye
>>26945302
Probably, doesnt stop them from sellong it to me
>>26945268
Just go back to china for a while until youve regained your true self
>>26944696
Mate so many sluts up to my eyeballs im crying, going to get my dick sucked tonight robots
>>26945349
Whats there to do there?
>>26945382
HOLY SHIT ITS MARDI GRAS TODAY. Are you in sydney? Can i hang out with you? Ive never been with anyone in a social setting for nearly 10 years
>>26945382
Is it worth having men hit on you though and grab you, gays are forward as fuck
>>26945384
Nothing at all, and that's essentially the appeal. If you've got decent company, you can still have an enjoyable time, though.
>>26945405
Go to the city right now
>>26945435
man so worth and there is so many sluts using this as an excuse to get out and slut it
>>26945268
i'm in the same scenario
been a neet for 10 years now (dropped out of school at 13 in 2006
i'm literally unemployable but centrelink and my agency doesn't seem to understand
>>26945110
well to me, there's nothing wrong with being sick of peoples shit so you don't want to go socialize with them... but if you don't want to socialize with them because you get anxiety/panic attacks or paranoid thoughts about it, then there's probably a problem... and if you can't socialize because of those problems then you'll have difficulty getting/holding a job
theres nothing wrong with sitting at home and watching fargo rather then going to pub and buying booze either
also if you ignore people like that though they probably won't be bothered to talk to you anymore afterwards too.. so if you do end up wanting to do that kind of thing later on people might think 'well he won't want to' or that you don't like them because you never responded/wanted to go out somewhere with them
>>26945461
How can i find you i need someone to help me get laid as well.
>>26944607
Hey darty wanna party
>>26944689
Aged care you fuck. Do a 6 week course- they usually involve work experience. That way you can root old ladies AND get paid
>>26945631
Im going to guess theres no sydney bots to help me get laid since theyre all at mardi gras
>>26945709
just go to a brothel mate, you can get laid for like 100 bucks
>>26945709
How bout I bury your face into a pillow and fill your boywomb with my stinky dick milk?
>>26945709
anyone Newcastle? 2304 here
>>26945752
not far from newcastle
>>26945743
Come do it id gladly wack the fuck out of you
>>26945730
Are you the mardi gras anon? Im not going to a beothel if i can tey to grt it for free during a celebration its the easiest time to get right now
>>26945236
This shit really bugs me. I'm not a normie, I literally dropped out of highschool and have been a NEET since so I wouldn't know, but why the fuck is that a red flag to potential employers? I mean shit, "I didn't have to work so I didn't." should be a pretty valid answer, even the interviewer probably hates his fucking job and would just be jealous you got so much time of freedom.
>>26945802
Nice. I like my he-sluts with a little fight in them. That potato masher is going straight into your boypussy.
>>26945471
>i'm literally unemployable but centrelink and my agency doesn't seem to understand
They do, they just don't care. It's their job to try find you work, regardless of how pointless it is. It's just how things are.
>>26944213
Watching forensics and drinking with my cat. I got rejected last week and feeling sorry for myself.
Melbourne here. I don't like it but willing to give it more time (moved here May last year).
>>26945838
Location? Ill come now
>>26945882
I'm already outside your window
>>26945831
no i'm not that anon, i'm sitting at home all alone playing runescape and fapping to hentai
trust me when i say even the drunkest, most sluttiest girl doesn't want us
the only way people like us can lose our virginity is paying
Just moved into a sharehouse with a bunch of randoms of gumtree earlier this week
it's ok
they seem OK, everyone just does their own thing
doesn't feel like "home" but its ok
getting hammered right now
6008
>>26945940
Lmao just lmao, see you on monday cunt
>>26945940
Are you from sydney? Lets meet up and try to pick up anyway they wont remember us if we fail. Its just too fucking pointless if i do this alone. COME ON MAN IF YOU FAIL YOU CAN JUST HIDE BACK INTO YOUR ROOM AND THEY WONT EVEN RMEMENER YOU
>>26945954
how many people are living there aside from yourself?
i can't imagine you would have much privacy, you wouldn't even be able to listen to music without headphones or you would bother the other housemates
>>26945968
>THEY WONT EVEN RMEMENER YOU
Funny facebook screen caps of ugly manlets trying to pick up women last forever anon.
>>26945968
>Lmao just lmao, see you on monday cunt
w-what do you mean by this...
three other guys
I have privacy but like you said I have to be conscious of my other house mates.
They all have different schedules so I have to keep things pretty quiet most of the time
isn't as inconvenient as I imagined, just takes a bit of getting used to.
>>26945082
its pretty fun so far
it's a lot better than any mmo i've played as of yet
but im not an expert
fuck u
>>26946017
>>26945988
oops
meant to reply to you
>>26945847
everybody takes advantage knows this nigga
they are already getting paid you don't exist
useless eater might aswell end yourself
its funny how you just don't get it
>>26945867
where'd you live before melbourne?
i've never lived in a big city, but i think living in one would be a lot better than living in the rural shithole town (15,000 population, so you don't know everyone but you still know a lot of people or know someone who knows them) i live in at the moment.
weirdly when I visit big citys i'm less anxious in when I'm walking around it or going to shops etc. but here I am. There's more shit to do in big citys as well.. more chicks to perv on and if you go to club you won't be trying to hook up with some girl that's already done it with 3 of your friends in past weeks, or if you get drunk/do something in the club it's not like everyone you know will know because you knew most people who go to the club there.
fuels way cheaper as well.. but then you have city traffic which is most shit part about there
and it seems way easier to find a job too (well i'd imagine big citys are 5x as easy to find a job since you can probably apply for like 50 in 1 day, here i'm lucky if there's 10 entry level positions that get posted in a week)
>>26945999
theyre not going to pull out heir phones and takes pictures of you and laugh. At worst heyre just going to laugh at your face and go back to celebrating, because mardi gras was what they came for.
>>26946003
>monday cunt
Meant to be for >>26945903
>>26946051
u fucking what mate? that made no sense whatsoever
>>26944213
Australia is a shit hole
i'm surrounded by fucking inbred white people
but it's beautiful the end is near
>>26946098
you're not exactly wrong
it's way too hot most of the year and even then winter is a fucking joke
all the people are fucking normies
and the "culture" if you want to call it that consists of getting "shitfaced" while watching the "footy" and eating shitty meat pies
Do i tell her how i felt about her?
>>26946295
either don't tell her and be content with being an orbiter forever
or tell her and have her reject your advances and continue to be an orbiter but she will be creeped out by you
>>26946374
i'm going to tell her and if it goes bad then it doesn't matter because i won't need to worry about anything to do with her and if it goes well then i'll feel better knowing i proved someone on the internet wrong
>>26946295
woman don't care learn to accept it
love never was real
>>26944213
Every Ausfaggot I've met online is a pieces of shit
Race war now
>>26944213
played at bit of cs:go & vindictus, then watched a bit of a current affairs program, shit looks dire in the world, thank fuck for living here.
borderlands & new vegas just finished downloading after 5 hours, so i'm off to bed now, also, arigatou, telstra-sama for your based 1mb download speeds
>>26946670
>1mb
fuck why is internet in this country so shit?
i get 2mb tops with optus
>aussie internet is so bad a thread from 2008 only just got posted
who maggoted here?
>>26947361
pretty smished bru
on my 7th goon
>>26944689
be a chef. start as an apprentice now. there's huge demand and it's a fun as fuck totally non-pozzed environment and you feel like a real man after you bang out a heavy evening of orders. plus it's a trade where you can use your skills every day in real life for people you care about.
>>26944231
This
There are no fembots
There are no ausbots
>>26944213
funposting on /pol/ what else?
>>26947417
which goon do you drink?
I bought fruity alexia once, didn't go down too well
needed a mixer of some sought
>finished work
>feel empty
>walk through city to get a meal
>kinda been thinking on a place to eat now that i finally have money
>actually get there
>its all normies and their friends
>feel like the odd one out
>what am i doing here
>go home
>shitpost on r9k ausfag thread
Okay, so I have absolutely no idea how the world works because I'm a manchild.
What should I do with my life?
1. Get a diploma in IT from TAFE while working a part time job and move out into a shared house. Then I'll go on to get a bachelors in IT from uni and spend my life working with computers, hopefully in network security.
2. Get a full time job, move out to a shared house and wait until I can re-apply for the military in an intelligence/signals job in 12 months.
3. Get diagnosed for one of the mental issues I most likely have and live off welfare forever in poverty, just playing games and masturbating until I die.
4. Kill myself.
>>26947907
dude if you're enlisted military intelligence isn't at all r9k friendly beep booping, it's mostly training you to be an interrogator / torturer. not gonna work if you're sadbrains. sigs is ok but full of fuckwits. do option 1 or 4.
try 3 first and if that fails, 2 would undoubtedly take care of 4 for you.
or you can just do us a favour and go directly to 4.
>>26947981
>signals intelligence is training you to be an interrogator / torturer
>>26947981
>interrogator or torturer
Yeahhh
Its probably going to be an analyst job, seeing as anon mentioned sigs, probably sigint not humint so pretty much a technical job eith shittons of paperwork. Still sounds cool though.
>>26947819
golden oak fruity lexia
4/5ths goon
1/5th orange juice
nectar of the gods
>>26948101
do you think they get enlisted to do sigint? some random lance jack in intel is much more likely going to be yelling at someone and stopping them going to sleep than hacking gibsons
>>26948262
EW Operator - Operating equipment to monitor foreign communications, basically you sit in a dark room with headphones on and record everything of note. Later you become a specialist which is generally focused more on analysis.
I don't know if I want to do this any more though.
But I don't know if I want to do IT and computer science either. I may absolutely fucking hate it. What if I'm not interested in any job that it could get me because it's boring as fuck and the pay is shit? What if I don't have enough interest and I'm not the best?
Honestly, suicide seems like the best option. I can't handle the normal world.
has anyone in this thread ever had sex before?
can you describe it in detail please?
>>26948489
This is an australian thread
Everyone has sex frequently
