It's 1:50am. Someone won't stop knocking on my door. I called the cops but I live in a shitty small town about 30 minutes away from the nearest cop station. I've been really lonely lately but this isn't the kind of visitor I wanted. What do I fucking do?
>>26941491
You got a peep hole? Window?
talk to them through the door?
>>26941508
It's too dark and I don't have a bulb in my porch light.
>>26941520
I'm too pussy for that
>>26941531
if you don't wanna talk then just ree and make weird noises
>>26941531
well if youre too pussy for that theres nothing you can do until the cops come. Just man up and say "who is it?"
>>26941555
I'll fucking do it. Wish me luck.
>>26941555
I'm agirl
Oc
>>26941567
well tell us what happened when you said that
>>26941491
Introduce it to boolet.
Reminds me of a thread on /v/ around 2010 with someone in OP's yard laughing repeatedly. tldr but never found out what happened
>>26941567
Is OP still alive?
>>26941610
I think OP dieded
4chan claims another victim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNrw83hDDYA
if i was you i would just geab my 9mm and open the door and if its a nigger mag dump. If its a white person ask them wtf they are doing and if i dont like the answer mag dump.
>>26941664
>>26941678
>not even ten minutes
Holy fuck, calm down you newfags.
OP here, I'm alive. So I manned up and asked who it was. He said "Yo, it's your brother". I don't have any brothers I know about. In a panic I let out the cringiest thing I've ever said "Yeah, I already called the cops BRO"
I heard him scurry off. Kind of a lame end. Now I just wait for the cops.
>>26941796
Lame as fuck. Should've let the cops come.
>>26941796
Did the voice sound like it was from a black person?
>>26941796
Anyone here read TWD comics? I'm fucking pumped to watch Negan throatfuck rick the prick soon.
Shit like this is why you can be damn sure I'm buying a gun when I move out.
So never.
>>26941854
I stopped following it a good 2-3 years ago. Is Negen still around?
>>26941849
Not really. Sounded kinda beaner actually.
>>26941865
I think I'll get a license to carry now.
>>26941865
>tfw want to own a gun but know you'll just blow your brains out with it
>>26941796
damn OP, thats spooky as fug
>>26941915
Yeah. I'm still shaking.
>>26941885
It's good to have an escape
>>26941796
Not cringy at all. Kinda cool even. If I were you I'd probably just cried in the corner.
>>26941925
if I were you (and I seriously mean if it were me in this situation because I'm a paranoid fuck), I would close all blinds/curtains and keep some sort of weapon beside me like a kitchen knife
godspeed, I'd feel violated after that
Cops just showed up. I think I gotta answer a bunch of questions now or something. I'll post the details after if anyone cares.
>>26941982
sure, also post pics
>>26941982
K...KEEP ME POSTED
srsly though
>>26941982
Good job playing it smartly, OP, although I would've just let the cops show up without answering the guy
anons, does anyone else find it super interesting what is happening to other robots right now?
one of our own kind had some bugger knock on his door
it's fascinating, and I'm autistic and tired
bumping for info
I want to know what happens
OP hurry I can't bump thread forever
page 5 ressurection
