>Chad is making her body sore
>While you jerkoff more & more
JJ Watt destroys pussies and asses
>>26939826
I like jerking off.
>>26939826
>You go home and cry to dad
>While she goes home and gets fucked by chad
>>26940933
>Tfw you overhear sluts and your university talking about how chad cummed in their mouths and they loved it
>>26940788
I've heard a lot of people say this. I'm considering trying it out for myself someday.
Just die already pal
>>26940968
offer her enough money and she will fuck you, everyone has a price
>greentext meme poems
my dick
>>26939826
>you stare at her all of class
>chad fucks her in the ass
>You leave stains on your sheets
>He leaves marks on her neck
I love these threads.
>you make her laugh
>chad makes her cum
>>26941008
>you dream about her every night
>chad fucks her in the ass
>You try and make her laugh
>Chads already pounded her in half
>>26941102
you think about her all day
chad fucks her in the ass
>you shit in the toilet
>she shits on his chest
Surely it must get boring after like, the fourth time with the same girl, right?
Shit, I guess I just don't believe in non-familial love anymore.
>>26942252
wincest is the goat best.
Jerking off less & less, actually. I've had trouble maintaining an erection lately.
>Your lonely tears taste bitter.
>Chad is balls deep in her tight pink shitter.
>>26942102
fuck man....this one hurt...
>>26941077
Bard bro reporting in, this is my type of thread. That was awful lad.
>you stay home massaging your prostate
>chad fucks her raw fueled by hate
>>26939826
>I have no inconvenience, I have no fear
>Chad and Stacy aren't even here.
>>26939826
>sweat and cum drips from your hand
>she swallows his on demand
>>26942360
>He cleans .45's in his cave of woe
>While the chad across the river is about to blow
>FAP FAP FAP until your cock is numb.
>SPURT SPURT SPURT Chad floods her womb with....semen
>He makes her scream
>While on 4chan I meme
>I shitpost and weep
>And hope I'm asleep
>So that this is all just a bad dream
>You treat her like a goddess
>while chad removes her bodice
>You make her giggle
>Chad makes her gag
>>26942483
This was pretty good.
>>26942500
>You give her flowers
>Chad deflowers her
you struggle to look her in the eyes
chad gives her pussy many cream pies
>you are her secret admirer from afar
>jj watt is fucking her senseless in a car
>you send her candy and write her notes
>jj watt shoves his cock down her throat
>you pick up her pencil from the floor
>jj watt picks her up and fucks her like a whore
>you lose weight, get hired, buy a car, and try to improve your personality for her
>who gives a fuck she ends up fucking a bunch of chads anyway lol
>>26939826
>Your mom kisses you goodnight
>her boyfriends cum fills her with delight
>You show her the real you inside
>Chad shoves the real him inside
>She says there's a girl for you
>While chad splits her pussy in two
>>26939826
Your mom's a fucking whore, but at least you can milk her 'til she's sore.
>>26939826
>You dream all about your future together
>While chad rails her, she clings tight
>as a sweater
>>26942595
[F] intensifies
>>26942631
Your post is a mess, but at least you can pretend it's the best.
>>26942647
>i like to believe my skills are sharp
>like a katana through bamboo bark
>You stammer out a love confession
>Chad's cock gives her a concussion
>>26942664
I just went to the loo: it didn't stink nearly as bad as this doo doo.
>I'm honing my skills at fucking it's true
>But only to someday please nice guys like you
>>26942685
>Indian trash, he'll always be
>with my ninja skills, he'll never see me
>You contemplate ending it all
>It would have been different if you'd have been tall
>>26942700
Racism is funny on 4chan, but I wouldn't show it to my nan.
>>26942696
>Oh egad you roastie
>you lie, you do
>you only like chads
>this is true
>havent gone out in months
>chad fucks her everyday in her tight cunt
>You helped her out while she was sick
>She caught the illness sucking Chad's dick
>You sit at home and cry as you smoke
>She licks up gallons of Chad's passion yolk
>>26942716
>Nothing personal kid
>mess with my katana skills?
>you should've hid
>you dream about having sex with a hot chick
>in real life, all girls do is sucking chads dick
>>26942732
>she says she just has a canker sore
>you know she was just being chad's little whore
ill be putting all these in my fire new mixtape F@M
>>26942736
I'm a neckbeard who thinks he can rhyme, but really I can't even tell the time.
>>26942717
>You'll take me back if you're a nice guy
>But only once chad has fucked me dry
>I try all day to make epic memes
>Whilst Chad is tearing her apart at the seams
>These feels will never end
>Haha well meme'd friend
AYOOO AYOOOO
TYRONE HERE FOR ALL U QUEERS
ABOUT TO PUT IT IN UR WHITE GIRLS BUTT
SHE SHEDS A TEAR
WIPE IT WITH MY FRIED CHICKEN DONT CRY DEAR
BECAUSE IT AIN"T EVEN ALL IN YET YO THAT WAS ONLY THE TIP AND MY DICK HAS THE GIRTH OF A CAN A BEER
~~BARS~~
>>26942791
I'm an idiot who's jealous of Chad, when really all I wanted was validation from my Dad.
>You tell her she'll always be the only one
>Chad's creaming her up like a cinnabon
>>26939826
>In southern Indiana, born and raised!
>shooting coons is what I did most of my days!
>shucking corn, fucking, shooting buck, and screwin!
>shooing those darkies outside of school!
>when a couple of niggers, who were up to no good!
>started protesting in my neighborhood!
>I shot one little niglet they all got scared!
>They said "look at that racist honkey devil over there!"
>I hopped in my pickup and when they came near
>all their monkey faces filled up with fear
>If anything all i could do was give em a stare!
>I said oh well forget it, their homes over there!
>I,pulled, up to the house about seven or eight
>I chucked my Molotov, said "niggers smell ya later!"
>looked at the cinders, smell of flesh in the air!
>Now there's some crispy coons, in a pile over there.
>It trickles and oozes in lines and rivers
>Just thinking about it gives you shivers
>You can't sleep and lie awake at night
>You have to think about her eyes
>Her pussy which once was tight
>Has been stretched by a thousand guys
>she is the sweetest most kindhearted thing
>goes down balls deep on Chads cock ring
>her angelic innocence could make you whole
>she sticks her little tongue into Chads butthole
>Chad treats her like a piece of meat
>she loves it, even thoughs shes so sweet
>you can be nice as much as you want
>Chad makes her orgasm with his cock in her womb
>You want to take her to many places
>She's getting cock from different races
>you jerk off until it gives you a headache
>he fucks her so hard that the bed shakes
>You seek life in a different version
>kek three times for the dead virgins
>>26942327
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
original 12123123123
>>26942868
I can't stop thinking of racism, because all I really want is to put my dick in all of them.
>When she cums she calls out Chad's dick's name
>She can't remember your real one
>>26942918
JUST FUCK MY ROBOT UP
>Real life girls belong in the trash
>IWTCIRD
>you eat peanut butter and jelly
>Chad eats an orange
>you love her pretty eyes
>she loves Chad's creampies
>Lets wait till a year after we've gotten married
>except chad of course, his dick cannot be parried
>you help them in the classes
>Chad fucks their asses
>You help her pay her mortgage
>Chad turns her pussy to porridge
>you say you love her
>Chad says bend over
>you write her a poem
>she licks Chad's butthole
>>26943080
R9K deludes me into misogyny, when really all I wanted was someone who loves me.
>she thinks you're cute
>Chad fucks her butt
>While she was studying chads cock & balls,
>You were gunning normies in the school halls
>>26939826
don't you have more important stuff to think about?
>Don't have a "her" to worry about
>Don't waste my time getting butthurt about people having sex
Being as reclusive as I am is pretty neat, t/b/h/ my f/a/ms
>>26943204
>I think I'm immune to gf ordeals
>but really I lay awake at night crying about my no-gf feels
>>26943227
Haven't cried in years, though.
>>26943257
>I claim I'm unfeeling because I don't cry
> but secretly I repressed my emotions until I felt I could die
>>26943292
I don't feel like I've repressed my emotions, because I still laugh at stuff I find funny, get angry about things I find annoying, etc.
>>26943328
>I feel things that are vanilla
>It scares me that I'll never feel anything stronger
>>26941398
>chad fucks her in the ass>chad fucks her in the ass
>>26943384
>chad fucks her in the ass
>on your face she wont even release gas
>>26943437
right in the feels
original 223234
>>26943437
>I can't rhyme for shit
> No wonder my mom wants me to die in a fit.
>>26939826
>she makes your whole day
>he makes he hole weak
>Your sitting at your computer
>He's licking her poop shooter
>>26939826
>you shitpost about stacy and chad
>while he's taking her out to the game
>all your life you've only felt sad
>and all you did was cry in a corner in shame
>it is impossible for you to get a girl or a wife
>tou are contemplating ways to finnaly end your life
>you comb her hair
>chad pulls her hair
>its not you its me to you she has said
>while releasing vaginal juices onto Chads bed
>>26939826
>You wake up in the morning
>Feeling just pain
>chad wakes her in the morning
By tickling her taint
