Thanks for dinner anon, so what are we doing this weekend?
I'd twirl her noodle if you know what i mean
uhh don't eat so fast Lexi.. the pounds start to add up
getting drunk and browsing 4chan
>>26935285
GTFO OF MY PASTA REEEEEEEE
>>26935285
we can watch American History X tonight, i know it's your favorite movie bcuz it has Ed Furlong before he got fat.
i will call Tuong Triad before we leave and he will come with the green tendies and uhh i let you two do your thing lol.
>>26935285
Anal gaping until you cry, you little slut.
FUCKING BLEED
>>26935285
You must be delusional from all the semen you have been fed. I would never dine with a literal whore, you are human garbage.
I hope you kill yourself this weekend after you realize no decent man will get closer to you than masturbating to one of your videos.
>>26935321
TACO BELLE, get it? cause she's put on weight
>TFW she looks better as a BBW pornstar.
Meet our mutual future parents in law so we can settle on a marriage date where we will finally take each others virginity
Fuck this planning shit.
Here's an idea, let's go for a walk and watch the dusk together, maybe even fuck under the dark cobalt sky. We don't even have to say a word to one another, we can just enjoy each others presence while we watch the sky fade to black.
I promise you Anons, there isn't a single bitch out there who would do this. They want your money instead.
>>26935392
I second this
Lexi Belle?
More likeQuiznos
Lexi Belle? More like
I LOVE YOU LEXI, PLEASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND
I dont know babe. How about we go for a run through that big park on saturday morning? And then later that night when we wash off all the sweat i can give you your belated birthday present ;)
Well I was thinking we should go shopping! I want to buy you some lingerie for when your sexual boyfriend comes over.
>>26935285
Well, since you ask...
Saturday morning I'm going to wake you up wiyth a fat cock in your mouth. I know what you're thinking "but anon, your dick tastes really bad first thing in the morning". well, darling; I'll have you know that I will take a thorough shower and I will disinfect every skin cell on my body just for you, M'lady. Then, when I make cummies in your ear canal, I will lick the mess up (don't worry, I will do a fair amount of exercise in order to burn those calories). After that, I will take a nap because I will be very exhausted after shitposting on Cambodian river-rafting forums all day. By the time I wake up, It will be sunday morning and I will repeat the cycle once again, only this time I will save my cummies in an air-tight container and pour it into your ear then lick it up once it is saturday again. Does that sound like fun?
>>26935285
youre going to stop eating off of my fucking plate you roastie whore, fucking leave
