Hello NEETS and Wagies alike. It's me again, professor NEET.
Since I posted my last thread, informing you of the truth, (Wagekeks are literal slaves, from a scientific standpoint, from anyone who didn't read the last thread) I have been working around the clock to cure Wagekeks of their affliction and free them from their own shackles. So far, I've had little luck. I've tried psychological options, explaining to wagekek subjects of the true joy of being a NEET, to no avail. I've tried a medical approach, injecting Wagecucks with dopamine and muscle relaxers (to try and make them less stressed) but the happier and more relaxed the Wagies become, the more fixated they become on forcing themselves into slavery. However, the one thing I tried that worked a little bit was something I like to call shekelstienian therapy. By making the Wagekeks believe that their respective shekelstiens WANT them to become NEETs, they become somewhat more responsive to my experiments. No conclusive results so far, but the tests are in their infancy. I'll be sure to keep you posted on my progress as we fight towards a cure. One day, Wagekeks, you will be as free as your NEET superiors. I promise.
>>26935029
>I have been working around the clock to cure Wagekeks
so you are a wagecukk
congrats faggot
It it scientifically proven that the NEET is the apex of human evolution?
>>26935029
Please keep up the good work professor, we must save the wageslaves before they destroy themselves.
>>26935029
>wageslaves don't work
>nobody produces
>neets starve
Wot?
>>26935029
>>26935690
This is the epitome of cringe.
Seek help oremployment
>>26935439
this
btf original
Keep up the work Dr. NEET, I hope the Wagesla- eer i mean, Wagecucks, grow more intelligent soon.
>>26935770
Thispost must be sarcastic or you are a giant newfag
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>>26935743
Automation my friend.
>>26935890
It was funny originally but after a couple months the joke grew tiresome and somewhat implies this is a neet is coming to terms of being a miserable failure
>>26935544
Some NEET scientists have labored under the belief that NEETs and Wagekeks are fundamentally different species, but I personally disagree with this theory. I myself happen to think that Wagekeks are the same SPECIES as NEETs, but are afflicted with a disorder which makes them seek out enslavement in a society which has evolved past the need for it. In the past, being employed made sense, but then, so too at one point, did being a hunter gatherer, but if someone sheds their clothes, technology, and starts hunting dogs at the local vets office and eating poisonous Berries in a McDonald's parking lot, we treat them as mentally ill as well, so why would the same not be true of Wagekeks? They too are going out of their way and suffering to emulate a way of life that no longer makes sense. I have reason to believe that it is an illness of some kind, be it medical or mental. I am equipped to study either possibility.
