>tfw boyfriend is the only reason im happy
>tfw boyfriend is out of my league 100%
>tfw boyfriend will probably break up with me soon
>tfw going to kill self if he breaks up with me
/r9k/ how do i keep him hostage with my love
lie about being on birth control
>>26934931
Indulge in his weird fetishes that you have up until now said "no" to
you know the ones
>>26935035
That's a good way to get yourself dumped.
>>26935063
guilt trip him
>>26934931
You could put him in a cock cage and keep the only key for yourself.
>>26935057
i'm kinker than him though
he's pretty vanilla so i like everything he likes
ill try to find something
if anything else fails I'll be here for you bae
I love spending the weekendsprolapsing my anus
>>26935110
no thanksi like him too much just to move on like that
improve yourself constantly
ideally he notices and realises that you're the exact opposite of a normal woman when inside of a stable relationship and never lets go
worst case scenario you'll feel better about yourself and have better prospects in the future
>>26935153
i wish i could improve myself that easily desu
>>26935153
I like this idea
You should do it OP
>advice also valid if gay
>>26935193i am gay so thanks for that
>>26934931
Make sure he is getting so much sex from you, believe me it's all men want.
>>26935110
H-how much is an 8th? Are they getting ripped off?
This is why I'm afraid to try new things.
>>26935218
3.5 grams
yeah, they're getting scammed pretty hard
its usually about 20 bucks
>>26934931
Hahaha dumb whore. Ofcourse you will get dumped for dating way out of your leauge. You set yourself up for this. He probably thinks of other better women that he can have.
>>26935209
men aren't shallow creatures like women
>>26935218
A eigth is 3.5 grams. Its a eigth of a quarter which is 7 grams of marijuana. A eigth is usually 40-60$, and a quarter is usually 80-100 dollars.
>>26935280
>it's a gay couple
>>26935280
im a guy though
this is original
>>26935295
Keep in mind these are not legal state prices, and that i live in a state with high weed prices.
>>26935295
an eighth is usually $40, unless some topshelf shit
>>26935341
Refer to >>26935326
(Totally oroginal commentu desu)
>>26935341
huh i guess where i live weed is cheaper
good to know
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