>mfw i'm turning 26 but only my mom knows i exist
how was your day anon?
did someone say something? huh, there's no one in here.
Happy You'rethgay, faggot!
>>26934465
Don't mind me, just dying alone.
>>26934519
T-Thanks anon, you-too.
>>26934439
iktfs
suffering from a head cold and also had to work on a construction project with my dad.
so pretty bad.
my entire body feels like a warm water balloon with a headache. While typing, my fingers feel puffy and swollen even though I'm a skeleton.
I'm feeling compelled to fap even though it will probably give me an awful headache.
Tried taking a home remedy of honey, cinnamon and lemon juice with temporary symptom relief and also mint tea with same results. I just took conventional medicine and am now waiting for results.
>>26934675
sorry, that was both me. how you doin big guy? happy birthday man.
>>26934675
Every man dies alone, anon.
>>26934885
nah it helps to have some rando fag in the room crying or reading a magazine or something
>>26934439
i love you, anon. please have a good day
>>26934439
Happy Birthday buddy, hope you enjoy your cake.
>>26934439
turning 28 in a couple of weeks, only my mom and my brother are gonna show(because no friends) and we're gonna have some homemade experimental kiwi-cake, it's gonna be great.
Your mom is probably gonna try her best to make you happy, if not for yourself, try and be happy for her.
It'll be alright mate, it's just for one day, just as always.
>>26935834
>Your mom is probably gonna try her best to make you happy
Mums only throw party's for them selves, for example I've told mine not to make a deal out of my birthday several years in a row yet she always invites the extended family over for a party and expects me to go along with it.
She just likes the attention and nothing more.
Happy feelsday my roboto.
We know you exist anon despite you being anonymous. Happy birthday, take care!
>turning 21 in a month
>told my mom multiple times I don't want to do anything
>she let it slip that her and my brother were planning something
>they were literally going to get all my brothers friends around for my birthday
>have to tell her if a single person shows up I'm literally barricading my door closed and not coming out until they leave
>mfw turning 26 this year and just found out my mother has an aneurysm
>>26934439
I have off from work today and tomorrow. It snowed this morning which confused me, I thought the mentally retarded guy yesterday was just making that up.
>"aw he thinks it's going to snow tomorrow :("
>>26934439
>19th birthday
>mum calls me at 10am
>wakes me up
>"happy birthday! Now time to get a job and get out there!"
>"okay mum"
>"blah blah blah....."
>put phone down
>open garage door
>take vomit bucket to bin
>throw out pizza boxes
>come back
>she hung up
>lurk 4chan and masturbate
>>26935515
Those pictures are actually heart wrenching...
Like, I never really cared when that happened to me, but knowing there's millions of people out there who are completely alone is just sad :(
>>26936066
Very sorry to hear that anon.
>>26935515
mfw this is me in a few weeks
>>26935515
>20th birthday
>get up
>get nice clothes on as its my birthday
>no cards
>no presents
>no texts
>mothers ex boyfriends calls in to bedsit for cup of tea because we're still friendly
>have to go to jobcentre for fortnightly sign on
>on way home i get beer and some wine as a present to myself
>woman behind me in queue says "big plans tonight, eh?"
>just ignore her
>get home, drink wine, order pizza, browse r9k, eat, go to bed
>cry in bed
>ive existed for 20 years and ive had such a little impact on everyone ive met or had a relationship with the only present i got was a free cookie off subway
>>26936390
At least you don't have AIDS though..
>>26936416
>you cant complain about me pissing in your soup, the guy on the table next to you got shit on his steak
>>26936442
Not sure what the implies, but it could always be worse is what I'm saying though.
I can't remember if I'm 22 or 23
