Rose thread, come here rosebud
And rate my oc
Being obsessed over someone who doesn't even know you exist is insufferable. I wish she'd disappear off the internet. Someone please get her out of my fucking mind.
>>26934107
Epi is that you
Thank you for deleting these cancerous threads, mods. You are doing god's work.
>>26934425
Nate pls
>>26934425
N8 pls goe
What are you lads going to do when she turns 30?
>>26935081
keep goingh
>>26935175
Won't it be kind of depressing though? All that fading youth, fading happiness.
>>26935199
Like she was cute to begin with
>>26935199
thats just life famalam
I want to taste her tight little asshole.
>>26935245
Cute enough I guess
>>26935256
Life sucks a fat one then doesn't it?
>>26935199
who cares lmao buy the ticket take the ride
I want to passionately make out with her asshole
>>26934107
does the angle mean she's agrill?
>>26935402
Nope just subhuman
>>26935357
the ride nevar endss
>>26935500
GoODE
>tfw narrow, weasel-faced eye-mouth angle at 43.5
>>26935518
noice m8080
>>26934107
That's interesting OP. What conclusions do you derive from that?
>>26935581
Fuark Ryan Gosling, I hope your face isn't narrow too it's death sentence
>>26935402
>>26935500
According to
https://www.academia.edu/2701680/Eye_Mouth_Eye_Angle_as_a_Good_Indicator_of_Face_Masculinization_Asymmetry_and_Attractiveness_Homo_sapiens_
(top of page 223 the third page of the document)
So her eyes are wider than 74.22% of females, and 94.99% of males. It would seem to indicate that it's more likely rose is female.
>>26935778
>Showcase of human idiocy
The fact someone would need to go this far to try and prove something that is obvious
>>26935854
Someone asked a question, and I answered with relevant data. It wasn't an attempt to prove anything, just an application of basic statistics.
>>26935898
What's your username on lookism?
>>26935934
I'd never heard of it referred to with that word before, but it seems like common sense. I know there have been studies done on the topic.
>>26935979
I think he means this cringe fest:
lookism doot net /Forum-Rate-Me
>implying anyone outside lookism.net knows about shit like this
>>26936074
would rose go on lookism?
>>26936114
She's a human being, and she's a girl on top of that. So it's not inconceivable
>>26936114
Furthermore, since you suggested it yourself, I suggest you volunteer to scour through that pile and report your findings
Would you let Rose beat the shit out of you?
ATTENTION!PEDRO IS FAT
>tfw 1.6 fwhr
*punches wall*
FUCK
Eyes too far apart with a good eme angle
>>26936659
Now do nate, I wanna see how I measure up to him
>>26936232
Quite the task. But it can be done!
Also everyone itt needs to leave pedro alone...
LEAVE HIM ALONE!
>>26936423
do not be so needlessly rude to my good friend pedro, he is kind
>>26936863
48-49 can't post pics since mods are fags
You don't stand a chance desu he is looksmatched with Rose
>nate hasn't posted anything in 11 (ELEVEN) DAYS despite being online today
just kill me
>>26937090
Those word filters just lol
how can one person be so perfect?
oops, wrong image
how can i be so clumsy? oh dear
>>26937090
>46 degrees master race reporting in
>>26937109
He finally realised how pretentious he sounds
>>26937154
inb4 ban
inb4 thread pruned or deleted
>>26937164
What? You can post rose but not nate?
>>26937154
His only good feature is straight low set eyebrows, he has the face of a filthy mouth breather
>>26936955
you're right. my sincere apology to friend pedro, pillar of the community.
>tfw nate will never young and sprightly ever again
>>26937188
Still a bit of a hunk tho if rose is still with him.
I want to finger Rose's asshole.
I want to hear the noses she makes when she cums.
How old is Nate?
>>26937342
2 years older than rose, 32 somewhen this year
>>26937342
he's turning 32 this september
>>26937412
lol'd at that thread title
who is more handsome, wonky or jope?
>>26937154
>>26937412
>tfw nate is socially retarded and ugly as sin but still gets qt gf
life is suffering
>>26937501
Pedro!! :D
>>26937501
jope is the arch eyebrowed phag who the hell is wonky?
>>26937412
Almost every time I read what he writes I feel embarrassed for him. I've stopped reading mid post on some occasions. Like when you read something you wrote when you were 13 and feel like burning it all
>>26937515
>socially retarded
>ugly as sin
and rose wasn't in someone else's perspective?
such delusion.
nate was meant for rose. they compliment each perfectly, with their esoteric opinions and sense of humour and all that. it's a match made in heaven. besides, a dago attracts a dago.
Who took this picture?
>>26937612
a private detective that i hired
>>26937612
thats not a picture its a stamp
>>26937612
Your mom.
>caught you masturbating to a rose pic
>decided she was the woman for you
>hired a detective to track her (see >>26937634
)
>>26937660
Yeah I'm not posting the whole res, It's in the rar
do you hear that?
nate doesn't want to have vapid conversations with you. no wonder he chose rose, someone who can stimulate him intellectually and who is truly 1 in a million in terms of enlightened conversation.
>>26937682
>Yeah I'm not posting the whole res, It's in the rar
why not, i want to see rose's flat pancakes.
>>26937665
Highly unlikely, she'd take me to a pray the gay away camp
>>26937748
You obviously don't know your mom as well as I do.
Shelagh here, please stop discussing my daughter
I'm 65 years old and you people fucking sicken me.
Also Pierre is the weirdest person I've ever met in this village.
>>26937687
>asking questions is hard
hello stranger how are you
i am good thank you stranger, and you?
i am doing well
say are you [make up a name]a brother?
no i have never heard of [made up name]
no worries, im terrible at remembering faces like this one time [made up and engaging yet believable story, add hooks for conversation by referencing specific bands for example]
you are now engaging a stranger in conversation about music if you dont screw it up immeasurably, from there you can easily bridge into a conversation about anything
small talk is not hard
>>26937771
You sound like a puppet, Shelagh
>>26937771
>shelagh
more like shelag
shlag more like
dont you mean slag more like
yu fekkin slag
Alright fuckers I'm out for today
i think i'm becoming mentally ill
>>26937982
Goodnight anon, have sweet dreams :^)
>>26938014
>becoming
welcome new friend
>>26937982
gnite lad
rosey dreams
>>26938014
That's the first step to becoming a Rose fan
>>26938014
>implying you weren't to begin with
theres a bomb on the 4chan servers, if this thread dies then the whole website goes down forever
>>26939744
taliban rosebuds :o
>>26939808
rwz shay' eazim
>>26937771
I wonder what rose's mum actually thinks about her online following. She has seen her videos, so she must have also seen some of the autistic comments left on them.
lou here
all of you are fucking cancer and i hope you get beheaded by achmed for disobeying your sharia law
>>26940229
You're not lou.
>>26940108
Her online following is well known within the gotto household.
>>26940816
how so? please explain
welcome to the rose thread with two pictures of her
MAKE /ROSE/ GREAT AGAIN !
1
why does kristen stewart always look like she's in pain
>>26940851
mummy is quite aware of it all i've heard as are many of her relatives and friends by now due in part to people trying to contact them and weasel their way into her inner circle.
MAKE /ROSE/ GREAT AGAIN
CMON
>>26935081
drop her instantly tbqhl
>rose is almost fucking 40 years old
>kristen is 25
why haven't you dropped the british slag yet?
MAKE /ROSE/ GREAT AGAIN FAGGOTS
How did this Rose queen Meme started?
Really people I wouldn't complain if you found some real women to worship but this little whore looks like 10 yr old child with barely any feminine features.
I literally now believe that half of you are faggots who get turned on, little boyz
where is kstew
>>26940816
Yeah it's well known. The question is what they think of it.
>>26941018
>>26941183
he's about as autistic and niggerish as i imagined
possibly even more
>>26941266
i wish rose were a milf desu
>>26941953
looks like someone's
#madatlou
>>26941018og comment desu laddysamaamdnkas
>>26942088
i dont think ive ever seen him post, i just see the memes but he sounds incredibly autistic
most namefags in rose do
>>26942132
is she dead? where did you put her body?
>>26939744
this is still a very real, very credible threat
>>26942132
>sees file name
>is actually Sam Hyde
Glad you liked my ambien music I sent you.
>>26937154
>>26937578
>>26937252
jesus fuck he's ugly (reminds me of the ugly guy from trainspotting) and insufferable as fuck, he seems like the typical grown in the 90's "I'm so over everything, I'm so more sensitive than the average person and I cant entertain myself in such superficial matters like the rest of you plebs" kind of brat.
fuck, it's always like this
PEDRO ISa great guy i care much for.
>>26944113
>fuck, it's always like this
See, you were doing fine until you said this. You just outted yourself as the fat ugly frustrated twat that you are. Thus, any validity in your argument is tainted by that fact and your opponent can (and will) demerit your argument in light of that fact. Kinda like me saying this and then posting a pic of rose alongside it. It just demerits whatever point I'm trying to make because it looks like I'm a stalker or a shitposter. Please appreciate the irony
Nope. I'm going to bed before I get stuck in another Rose thread.
Goodnight, senpai.
worst rose thread ever you retards. what the fuck where is rose
How do you think Ashley is doing her pugs?
>>26945194
this one always makes me feel warm inside.
Good thread! almost died at 20 but it didn't
hahah fucking lol that this thread is going to get saved by a few autists
>>26944113
it's a shame you don't have the same confidence as nate.
otherwise, you would have found your rose
>>26946679
So handsome he should model
is pedro the old wise man of /rose/?
>>26947904
Depends. Pedro is old and wise-ish in life. Epi is old and wise-ish in /rose/.
Why don't we have more girls like Rose in the world?
All we have are Pajeets and Wongs reproducing like animals
>>26948479
rose is a career woman. she has better things to do than shit out kids all day
>>26948615
Part of me thinks she should do what makes her happy. But I somewhat agree with >>26948479
It's a shame to let her genes die with her.
>>26948741
>Part of me thinks she should do what makes her happy.
to do what makes her happy she first has to grasp the concept of happiness - what makes her happy - she does not know
her current life is a great reflection of her poor decisions so needless to say she needs an iron hand to guide her
>>26949231
Your lives are a great reflection of your poor decisions. That's why you are here.
>>26948479
Image search. A different girl.
>>26949231
Games and books and concerts seem to make her happy, I meant something along those lines.
>what makes her happy - she does not know
This is presumptuous of you. How would you know what she does or does not know?
What did rose do between 2004 and 2009 when she began her 3-year degree at QMUL?
>>26935081
I thought she was already 30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Et6qE5kac0
Rose...
>>26950194
No one here would know.
>>26951127
Isnt Epi here
>>26950524
You thought wrong m80808080.
>>26951374
No one here can answer your question. If they could, they would have given you something months ago.
>>26937771
>Also Pierre is the weirdest person I've ever met in this village.
that's a lot to say, considering your husband lives there too
as promised
proof
So how is rose not a whoer?
>>26951660
>proof
that proves nothing
>>26945212
it doesn't matter anymore. Rose is useless now. The real subject is pic related
>>26951660
proves what?
>>26952249
Proves that kstew/lou/etc is a cancerous retard.
Lately she's been playing up to 2am. Theories?
>>26951734
Very very much this. Correct.
>>26952692
how do you see what's her status on steam?
i tried looking through someone that has her in his friends list but it doesnt show anything
>>26950524
April 5th bud.
>>26951660
What kind of proof is that?
If you have something recent about her posting in the 4chan, then please reply. Else, just stop.
>>26952692
>Theories?
Theory. You're a lonely loser who is so desperate for attention that you choose to reveal your stalking activities to strangers on an anonymous board.
>>26950194
She spent like a year at the university of sussex, and before that I think there was some sort of film classes in the english equivalent of community college.
"a few words with my old film teacher" - Home town CC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPjnMfq1QOE
"student life!!11, sports societies, a sandwhich." - Brighton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ-Occ8kMl4
>>26952710
this girl reminds me of like kristen stewart
>>26952869
>lonely
True
>loser
You wish
>so desperate for attention that you choose to reveal your stalking activities to strangers on an anonymous board
Haha come on now, you'll hurt my feelings. It's more of a sharing thing and a conversation starter. Or maybe you're right. Who knows man
>>26952692
>Theories?
Unemplizzled.
>>26952692
Sometimes people lose track of time when they do something they enjoy. Also, you suck.
>>26952982
no he is right how dare you talk about rose and things around her when you can post funny memes instead
you are in a /rose/ thread so start acting like it
>>26952992
>you suck
How come?
>>26952692
what's with these weird hipster games she plays?
>>26953125
Weird hipster game? More like casual bored housewife game.
>>26950896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMaycNcPsHI
placebo is choice man
>>26953014
The stalking.
>>26953125
She is a hipster after all. But some of them are cool. I bought Osmos and Mini Metro because of her. Good games
>>26953192
What do you consider to be hipster games?
>>26953237
>Stalking
I'm just a dude checking steam for her activity. I'm not harassing her, I'm not sending her things, I'm not following her around in real life. I don't even know what she does online outside of steam. Give me a fucking break, yeah?
>>26936401
only if she enjoyed it
>>26950194
>select all images with street signs
>multiple correct solutions required - please solve more
>select all images with street signs
>multiple correct solutions required - please solve more
>ad infinitum
>>26953125
she plays a lot of puzzle and city/empire builder games.
>>26953317
learn the difference between street signs and street names
>>26953343
No street names showed up whilst I was doing it, it just kept throwing signs at me.
I fucking hate street signs.
why is rose so perfect
why do i bump stalker threads
why doesn't she love me
why am i still a virgin
>>26953424
>why do i bump stalker threads
you dont
maybe its time we ACTUALLY made a stalker thread
im sick of seeing people calling a bunch of lads posting pictures of a youtuber having a laugh getting called stalkers
>>26953424
>why is rose so perfect
rose isnt perfect, the image you project upon her form is
>why do i bump stalker threads
you are lazy, you could be doing a thousand more productive things with your time right now which might allow youn to find a girl much like or perhaps even better than rose but instead you seek the instant gratification that these threads provide
>why doesnt she love me
she hasnt met you and odds are she wouldnt like you if she did because you are a subhuman degenerate that is in love with your imagination
>why am i still a virgin
if you still dont know why then read this post again and keep reading it until you understand
>>26953576
>is in love with your imagination
This is an awesome power to have though
>>26953635
so long as your imagination keeps you happy and you dont expect an actual gf, yes
>>26953534
The guys here do more than just post photos. Don't lie now.
>>26954169
like what? monitoring her steam activity?
give examples of why they are stalkers
>>26954169
yeah we discuss the photos too
and watch her publicly available videos
the horror
>>26953317
rose looks like a monkey in that screencap
hasn't it been like 5 years since any activity of hers? can you nerdos fucking move on from someone who will never acknowledge your existence or creepy crush?
>>26954422
'nerdos'
Iceni has a new boyfriend.
>>26954260
still waiting
you got nothing
>>26954921
fucking whoer
why are all gottos such whoers?
>>26954387
from the first link >>26952890 posted
>>26954260
>>26954295
Nice try. Google cyberstalking. Try to control yourselves if you can.
>>26955787
i have no respect for newly made SJW terms
try again
>tfw you'll never have such good taste
*sigh*
>tfw my sister could be rose's twin in appearance and demeanor.
Bit strange really desu. Same hobbies too.
>>26955787
whilst im googling made up bullshit should i google cyberbulllying because thats what youre doing to me :(
>>26955787
>It may also include monitoring, identity theft, threats, vandalism, solicitation for sex
Alright shit, you got me, I guess I'm a badboy cyberstalker then
>>26939744
>>26943698
this thread will not die
>>26955890
post the fucking photo of your sis or don't fucking post about her
>>26955890
post tits and/or feet please
>>26957264
>>26957481
Welcome to /rose/
>>26957789
please post feet with tits
who /kstew/ here?
Why do these people forget about the fact that rose is a whooer?
>>26959003
You're a very ugly person.
>>26959003
you should grow a moustache to bring out the colour in your eyes lou lou :3
I've absorbed everything there is online to learn about Nate's opinions and tastes (with a few facts about this persona life).
Ask me anythingas long as it's a question I can answer
>>26959608
Does he like beind dommed?
