Yo /r9k/ wanna make a rap? Just feed me the lyrics and I'll produce the whole thing
No.
Kill yourself.
My man.
Fucking floopy goober motha fucka, fucking floopy goober
>>26923798
Damn dude how many chaos emeralds did you collect
>>26923780
I actually did this a while back. It doesn't work out that great. Everyone gets mad at you for not using their lyrics and calls your beat shitty
>>26923916
But i make great beats anon. Ill start using lyrics from >>26923806 so if ur interested feel free to contribute
>>26923780
I have a rhyme
No social connection, not getting girls affection
If your life needs correction, dont follow my direction
>>26923949ok
Everybody stop and take a look at me
Sailing on the waves
Inhaling the trees
Decked on the deck
With hundred dollar specs
I got no regrets
I only get respect
And I treat my girls right
I like them young
I like them tight
And I like them even more
When i open up their doors
And I don't see no sores
All I see is sunlight
And my Stars and Stripes
That decorate their face
It drips down their skin
Until I cum again
>>26923957
Roasties are dead, killing normies is due
I got my barrel at your neck so what the fuck you gonna do
They see me as a weaboo, they see as a dumb but when I saw them their body and their blood will lying around.
>>26923780
make a rap about how liking traps isn't gay
trap and gay are both really easy to rhyme too
>>26923780
this one is dedicated to all my idiot fans on the streets thinking they know shit
make america big
lets cut the meat
get rid of the pig
bring me wallstreet
we busting it good
keeping it hood
keeping it
keep it d-low like it should
fuck it im giving
im giving it high
making me smile
putting the nuts in this american pie
>>26923780
using my left hand, the non-carpal tunnel joints
for counting my stacks of good boy points
hmmm....I wonder how I'll spend these
just kidding, it's all about the tendies
I should stop shitposting, take action and talk less
clean my life up, as in be neat but not jobless
what's the point if I still can't get a gf, I'm not flawless
can't take it on the chin 'cause I'm jawless
Chad brags that his fuckbuddy's J-Law blessed
while I post "LONDON, please!", I don't want a goddess
at this rate, I'll only leave 4chan if when it's frogless
good morning, neetcuck
it's Monday, I bet getting out of the sheets sucks
I get welfare for when my parents
say it's apparent I need to pay rent
and hundreds more that gets eBay spent
in bed on r9k getting toastier, ignoring the roastie girls
that's how my day went
I hear manlets lose out on money to earn
well for those who say we don't learn
let us read your books this term
and we'll stand on them
I wasted so much time on this, for some reason.
>>26923780
I can't rhyme.... I can't really do much....
>>26924403
pretty fucking good. you made me laugh and your effort was worthwhile
>>26924447
Thanks for the validation, I might try again since there's nothing else to do.
I just shed a tear, look
Dampened the page of my old high school yearbook
The clubs, the assemblies, the odd freshman class pics
Ten years today, when I first got my ass kicked
I left school early, a bipolar drop out
Too sick to attend, somewhat of a cop out
Now I spend my days on an image board lurkin
You'll catch me on weird sites, but never caught working
I'm such a NEET, it's inconceivable
A regular 9-5 completely unachievable
Stacking up those NEET bucks, I'm making an
unemploy-mint
I should find work? pfft like it'll find me, if it does, for sure I'll avoid it
I have no ambitions, no future and no bigger dreams than hentai games and manga figurines
"Anon pick those clothes up off the floor!"
"I'm watching anime, leave my dinner at the door"
I'm so socially awkward, talking to my own family - I can't!
I'm such a creepy loser, I think I want my Aunt
On /soc/ fishing for compliments
Full of my incompetence
Reply from a qt but we're on 2 different continents
That feel when I really can't accomplish shit
I guess I'll try and drink the feels away
Pop a couple adderrall and marathon some anime
That's all I got
>>26924403
>>26924447
for a site about cartoons, we aren't all that animated
most of us don't get poon, we've never mated
that feel when no girlfriend is such a simple statement, an old one, outdated
I'd stop if I was out dating!
sex that's government mandated
holy hell, when will they allocate it?
or at least monthly escorts, I'll never miss a single payment
r9k is for robots, we're machines but even then we will cry
try to downplay our sadness with jpgs of the feel guy
getting quints didn't help, why do I still try?
another girl ghosted me, I'm 5'3
for fuck's sakes, I wasn't supposed to be!
I'll never get a leg up and raise my spirits
might as well drink spirits and raise my legs up
it's ironic that I have no elbow grease
and yet I should, not having bathed in four weeks
mom says we're losing the house, we need cheese
I rip up the want ads, put on my robe - I mean kimono, it's Japanese
get in bed and say "sorry, it's your lease"
the last time I had a hatched a plan
I wound up in bed with eggman
at least laughing at normies makes us both crack up
I've got nothing left, any feedback would be nice, even if it's hateful.
too many hotheads on my motherfucking plane
ask them if they know who's that motherfucker bane
that motherfucking bane
shoot them head, flip them plane
here is bane, really swollen corpse
was it the plan? OF COURSE
OF COURSE it'll make me scream
so if you take the mask off
RECKONING
FIRE RISES
grab the doc, they expect one on all fours
who's next? batmans home?
gonna blast a stadium
>so much effort for a shit joke
>>26924883
>too many hotheads on my motherfucking plane
>ask them if they know who's that motherfucker bane
>that motherfucking bane
This sounds like something Rick Ross would yell, I like it.
>>26923780
gonna deliver?
If I were black I'd steal your bike
If I were Jewish I'd be a kike
If I'm on Facebook you smash that like
If I were gay I'd be a dike
If I'm on stage you pass that mic
If I don't like you you'll take a hike
If I were fishing I'd fish for pike
If I were scared I'd yell out "Yikes"
If I were Leif I'd be a vike
If I made a joke I'd say "psych"
If I were Hitler I'd be Third Reich
If I were young I'd be a tyke
I want Lorde to sit on my face
I want Tay Tay to sit on my face
Then I want Lorde to sit on my face again
And never stop sitting on my face
>>26924403
damn dis rite here is hella fyre famolee
The Jews and she started sobbing the only discussion that I can't wait to get the stuff like that especially in this country, and handing out of his name and I'm disgusted by myself in sunglasses
The only thing danker than my memes is this weed
I'm pouring out the feels, like an emo kid bleeds
My oneitis fucked Chad, Tyrone, Chet, and Stacy
She's got an inordinate hoard of orbiters so she can just replace me
I wanted to be held so she said she'd cucko-hold me
Made a necktie with a belt, thought gravity could console me
Woke up at my funeral, ran out of the churchyard
Research chems got me in-utero, levelled out like Kierkegaard
Daddy is ashamed of me for fucking up my life
Must be why I fantasize about nutting in his wife
My locus of control is so external it's extraterrestrial
I could power Tokyo with the tension in my testicles
Lying in my bed drunk on benzos and self-loathing
Living in my head but my body's decomposing
One lost welfare check away from wagecucking with normies
Every night I pray that I don't wake up in the morning
>>26925465
Tennis Court, more like food court
jury's out and the judge orders her to order frozen yogurt
even when thick I'm like "that's all you got?"
I don't want to breathe when she squats
Tay Tay can twerk, whip and nae nae, we'll jerk and lurk on /hr/
I hear she doesn't wipe and shakes it off like rain on a race car
Hundred dollar butt holes
Hundred dollar butt holes
I want
Hundred dollar butt holes
>>26925798
p good mane
>>26926166
Thanks breh nice dubs
>>26925988
I own a whole lot of onaholes
and condone those whose goals are hundred dollar butt holes
especially when they loan out one a-hole's onaholes in exchange for doled out donut rolls
this is essentially a bump, can someone post something good?
It's half past eleven and I'm gellin
to Elton while munching on 7 Eleven
gelatin to sustain my skeleton
I've never been in with the men
who dwell on Heaven sent rhetoric, cause
I repel every friend with my tendency to tell tales of my Hell that will never end, so I'll give you some clemency.
