ITT: First time getting drunk
>be me, 18, rather omega male
>100 days until end of school play bullshit that all high-school seniors have in Lithuania
>have nothing to do, so I talk to this girl and ask if she and her friend have any plans for the night
>says that they're drinking and invite me and two other guy friends
>everything goes pretty smooth
>drinking shots
>10 shots in, nothing is happening
>I ask "wtf, why is nothing happening?"
>told to wait a bit
>10 minutes later everything is happening
>run out of alcohol, so me and the other two guy friends go to the store to get more
>everything goes according to plan
>back at the place, still drinking
>friends decide that I had a bit much and that I need to lay down for a bit
>one of the girls sits by me
>I run my hand across her arm
>Feel the bumps of shaved hair
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>Tell her that it feels nice
>she stands back up and goes back to the table
>I'm still on the bed
>A bit later we did some awkward dancing had a few more drinks and went to sleep
>Wake up at about 5 in the morning
>Go to the fridge and grab a beer
>Go sit in the balcony
>About half an hour later one of the guys approaches me
>"Anon, I need to go home"
>Alright
>He leaves and I lock the door behind him
Later pretty much everyone woke up and we parted our ways
4 days later the same friend that had to leave tells me what actually happened
>As we headed out to get more alcohol at night, I almost fell over. About three times
>When we came back, there was dirt everywhere, since I was wearing trekking boots and was pretty much walking through dirt for the whole time
>When the girl sat next to me, she actually sat on top of me and I told her that I liked that
>I started hitting on one of the girls as I already had a girlfriend and showed of the guys my GF's at the time nudes
>Burned three pizzas while trying to use the oven while being drunk
At least the drinks were cheap.
>>26923635
literally no one fucking cares
>>26923663
But isn't that /r9k/ in a nutshell? A place where beta fucks come and complain
>go to house party
>drink alcohol
>????
>wake up
>eat 3 bacon sandwiches
>drink with friends
>shit myself
>we all go over to friends house
>decide I'm gonna try getting drunk tonight
>don't know how much I'm supposed to drink
>end up finishing a pint of vodka to myself
>within an hour I can barely walk
>start crawling everywhere
>somehow never throw up
>go outside to pee
>fall down in piss puddle
Good times
>poker night at a friends house
>bunch of friends
>Huge liquor collection
>We all are mixing drinks like madmen
>Later on in the evening since I didn't have to go home I start putting away the rum
>Laughing my ass off after the poker rounds while we're smoking some cigars
>Rapidly lose motor control
>pass out on the comfy-ass couch
>no hangover because Irish genes
Good Times
What did she expect to happen when she sat on you? For you to show disgust?
>be 15
>go to wedding
>get drunk because it's a wedding
Pretty much it.
>drink alcohol
>watch anime
>cry
That's about how it goes every time I've been drunk
Anyone here like Monogatori?
I have never consumed alcohol, nor will I ever.
I've never been drunk, what does it feel like?
>>26925017
it makes you impulsive and amplifies whatever emotion you're feeling
also music sounds better
>>26923635
GTFO normo, you were NOT omega male if you had a gf, you were NOT omega male if you were hitting on other girls while drunk, you were most definitely NOT omega male if you partied hard with your friends
tl;dr you're a normie
>>26923635
>I had a girlfriend
>I'm omega tho xD
>senior in HS
>go to parents liquor cabinet at night
>fill up water bottle with liquor
>later
>it's Easter sunday
>get home from church, we're going to my grandparents for a visit
>take a big drink from the bottle
>on the way there start to feel it
>feels incredible
>talking is so much easier
>>26923635
We have this 100 days ritual too here in Flanders, Belgium. It's always on the first thursday of March. The point is you leave school on that thursday, head directly to a bar, then go out all night and on Friday morning you occupy your school and do all kinds of stuff.
On my 100 days I was fucking shitfaced too. I missed half of the occupation of the school because I woke up in a bus in another part of the city
>>26924960
try nagasarete airantou
>>26923695
No, /r9k/ is for the collective loathing and crying of real humans.
Anyone else /neverdrunkalcohol/ here?
One time I got black out drunk and tried to fuck a dog. I remember bits and pieces so I guess it was more of a brown out.
>>26927022
No, but you should never do it anon. I think you should take pride in that.
>>26923635
First time I got drunk I was alone, best thing I ever did in my life because all I did was get sad and cry at my fucked up life.
>>26927037
I do take pride in it. It feels really good when I tell normies and it shocks them.
>Turn 21
>Go buy a bottle of vodka to celebrate
>Mix Sprite and Vodka
>Spend the night on the internet like always
>>26923635
heh, simtadienis irgi buvo mano pirmas atvejis kai daugiausiai prisigeriau. is tikruju tai mazai isgeriau, tik galva pasvaigo ir nesivoliojau, bet pries tai neteko kazka tokio patirt. bent alkoholis pramuse mano bariera ir pradejau sokti bei kazkiek kalbeti ir maziau gedytis merginu
>first time he got drunk he was 18
>not 13
How does it feel being mommy's boy throughout middle school and high school ? And you're also from Eastern Europe as well. How the fuck do you manage this shitty performance ? I'm from Eastern Europe and there's literally not one girl/guy aged 16 that didn't get pissed drunk at least once.
>>26927195
>there's literally not one girl/guy aged 16 that didn't get pissed drunk at least once.
because theyre degenerates and so are their parents for letting them getting drunk to a point of not remembering a single shit
>>26927195
^This anon speaks right. What's wrong with you, OP? You're supposed to get piss-drunk for the first time when you're like 14 so that you build up tolerance and avoid shit like this now.
>>26923635
psik nx is cia asile kol pats nesusiradau ir perpisau galva aborto liekana tu
dar pabandyk pasakty kad esi omega male uzdusinsiu nx
drinking is awesome
>>26927323
Someone got sand in their vagina.
>>26923706
>>26923729
These posts should not have me laughing like they are.
>>26923912
>tfw low brain mass because irish genes
