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Hey /r9k/ now is your chance. Your chance to ask /chad/ anything
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How does it feel to be used for your looks?
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>>26920733
its aight senpai
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how can I be on my way to crippling depression like you?
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>>26920718
Average tits at best from a girl with a push-up bra you're probably not even fucking.
Got your first snapchat whore and now you think you've reached Chandom. Pretty pathetic.
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how does an ugly white 18 year old kissless virgin get some fine ass tight cunt aryan babe that will let me cum in her ass?
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>fucking a cougar that's cheating on her bf

Have I reached Chaddom anons?
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>>26920764
Not op but that's kind of rude, anon
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>>26920760
constant frog posting seems to do the trick

>>26920764
kek.

>>26920777
leaving here for good and depending how much autism you caught, changing alot about yourself. Also you're only 18. Its not super uncommon to be a virgin

>>26920787
yes
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>>26920777
Get some money and pay a prostitute.
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>>26920818
will i get aids if i get raw in her pussy and ass
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Do you ever feel sad? Do you think life has a point?
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Aren't Chads just pussy nerds?

They're average people who have an interest in and are obsessed with getting laid, the same as sports nerds, or pokemon nerds, or whatever.

It's just a different expression of the same mechanism.
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>>26920837
>ever feel sad?
Yup yup. In fact it was just recently the birthday of one of my friends who passed away due to an aneurysm.

>life has a point?
At the moment no. I kinda took a liking to that whole "we are all so minuscule/ flash in the pan/there's probably no god" belief. That and the whole "the only meaning is the one we make" or whatever.

>>26920851
That's not a bad way to look at it. Although there's no obsession with getting laid. It just kinda happens through some trial and error. Try telling more people around here that though lol
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>>26920800
how common is it for a 22 year old black dude to be a virgin? any hope for me? advice?

also is that a milf in ur pic? i gotta thing thing for milfs bruh
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would you settle for an ugly chick if she had a stellar personality and you clicked?
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>>26920800
>leaving here for good
i can leave this place at the drop of a dime. only come here when i am bored but i fail to see hoe 4chan is preventing me from getting casual sex
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>>26920921
>how common is it for a 22 year old black dude to be a virgin?

Duno man I'm not a census taker lol. Just know the older you get the more uncommon.

>any hope for me?

Unless you're a 1/10 or have the autistic standards of a picky robot, of course there's hope for you bro.

>advice?
A social hobby to acquire a "crew" even if its just like one other dude. Start meeting people with and through said crew. Also lift. "Just lift bro" is a meme yes. But lifting helps.

>milf in ur pic?
No. Jailbait

>>26920934
>settle for an ugly chick?
Depends on how ugly. And by settling I mean a month or two of dating/fucking

>>26920968
Oh if there isnt a problem then cool. Just dont get sucked into the negativity thats all. Like I said before, seek out a social hobby and make friends. Go out with these people and pick up chicks/ meet more people. Biggest thing is that its trial and error. Youre 18, youre fresh, youre gonna fuck up big time. Just have fun and dont put pressure on yourself dude. Cheers
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>>26921007
how does it feel to be less chad than me
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>>26921208
its aight desu
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>>26920718
>those average tits
>calling yourself chad
You're just a normie
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>>26920764
>>26921249
oh hi again
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>>26921277
Lol nice try normie
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>>26921309
ah you got me lol
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>>26920718
Why are you less attractive than me

Why are my girls hotter than yours with bigger tits?
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>>26920718
Why am I smarter and sexier and taller than you?
Why is my life infinitely better than yours because i opt for LTRs over empty casual sex?
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Why do you call yourself a chad when you are a looksmaxing tryhard? Dont you realize chads are born not made?

Why do you try so hard?
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>>26921407
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>>26921482
I dont answer rhetorical questions. Thanks for the thread bump though cheers
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>>26921407
>>26921430
>>26921482
>guys I know how to repost pictures of other people
>guys I know how to print some bullshit about being smart
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>>26921482
It's gyno god himself
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>>26921539
https://youtu.be/8zKaXU72t1I
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>>26920718
oldest bitch you fucked?
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>>26921644
32 or something like that. Early 30s
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>>26921611
lmfao please tell me that's a tripfag
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>>26921482
It sucks that you're a genius and you still can't do anything with your life but shitpost
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>>26921644
Oldest here was 36

>>26921674
Yours truly
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>>26921667
What kind of music are you into?
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>>26921695
I sincerely agree
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>>26921707
EDM, underground hip hop, garage rock
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>>26921718
Damn I was expecting you to argue
If you agree then you're obviously not a genius lmfao
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>>26921722
is mainstream hip hop and rock not cool enough for you?
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>>26921735
If you want a more intelligent answer: Im remorseful that I so strongky crave attention and approval that I keep returning to this shithole rather than do productive things. In all seriousness though Im on my way to becoming an engineer through the military.
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>>26921750
I like it. Just not as much. Cmon what am I gonna do? Listen to macklemore?
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21 year old virgin here. I had a large friend group in high school, had a lot of contact with girls, even though we were all nerds, and even got lucky a few times (making out, bj's, etc.) I lost all of that when I went to college, because I chose not to live on campus and opted to live at home and commute to class. It's saved me a lot of money, but killed my social life. I barely talk to anybody most days. My social anxiety is getting worse, and I'm afraid I'll never get a girlfriend. What the fuck do I do, Chad?
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>>26921722
Your top 3 edm dj's?
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>>26921773
>Im remorseful that I so strongky crave attention and approval that I keep returning to this shithole rather than do productive things
lol to be honest i thought u were a shit head drop out... but i admire ur honesty.
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>>26921823
This guy is a tool not a therapist faggot.
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>>26921823
You had a social circle. Build it again. You know that your social isolation is hurting you. Stop it. Live on campus. Move out and find a roommate who is a bro and will party or go out with you to bars etc

>>26921846
Guetta. Van Buuren. Dubfire
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>>26921773
Couldn't hack it on your own so you became a welfare queen... I guess some call taking the easy way out genius
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What do I talk to girls about?

I always run out of things to say and have to get out asap.
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>>26921970
Doesn't matter as long as you're funny, charming, and trust whatever you have to say is awesome. Also ask her questions even if you don't give a fuck about the answer. If it isn't too serious, poke fun at that shit
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>>26921999
How do I be funny/charming though?

It's not that I talk unconfidently, it's that I don't talk at all. I'm so boring I literally have nothing to say.
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>>26922041
>how do I be funny/charming?

There's no do xyz thing really. Hate to say it but just keep having conversations. Practice practice practice. Be prepared ro get funny looks from stupid shit you miggt say. Exaggerate your stories if you have to. Etc
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>>26922041
As a complete introvert almost cyborg I've found a lot to take from experiences with anxiolytics like benzodiazepines or phenibut or even alcohol in social situations that I've been able to carry over (somewhat) to sober life. I am pretty much in the habit of dosing phenibut before first dates now because that shit is cash
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>>26922077

Where does one acquire phenibut?
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>>26920718

What is the ethnic, or racial composition of the women you fuck?
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>>26922077
That's interesting. I've tried phenibut and it just made it harder for me to concentrate and come up with stuff to say.
I guess maybe it has an opposite effect on depression than anxiety.
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>>26922141
It's been whites and latins so far. And 2 Asian chicks
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>>26922105
I've only tried powdercity's and it seems pretty good to my eye. There's a lot of info and misinfo out there about it but it seems like there is some variation in quality by source. PC is dirt cheap and it seems to work for me though.

>>26922147
Try less maybe, a lot of places recommend 1g+ which is fine for a more "recreational" experience. I stick to no more than 500-750mg if I need to be alert or am expecting to be somewhere that I'll have a few drinks.

Valerian root or kava kava also might work for you as more mild GABA agonists. (or a ton of more herbs depending on exactly what your problem is, try Rhodiola it works some wonders for me)
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>>26922077
yeah ive always had a feeling that alcohol does this. the most greatest social butterflies i know used to drink or currently drinks heavily.
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>>26922268
Alcohol is the worst option of all of them, it's just a reality that most normie adult recreational/social interaction revolves around it. I can't stand the awful physical effects of it and would rather so many other drugs in a social setting

For the record as a daily dude weed lmao user weed is the absolute worst thing you can use for social self improvement
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>>26922268
Alcohol just makes me tired.
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>getting nudes on the internet

I'm an android and I've gotten over 30 chicks nudes. Girls are whores, once you know what to say (build confidence up with compliments while undermining with playful teasing that makes her doubt herself until you're the only one that makes her feel good) it's easy to do

you're not a chad, you're a normalfag, like the other 3 billion guys
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>>26920777
Nice trips m10
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