Strip Clubs
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Went to a strip club recently and had a less than exciting experience. It wasn't bad, but I was super uncomfortable at first, and then I could barely bring myself to touch the girls my buddy I was with had to send a girl my way because I was too afraid to actively engage them myself.
On of the girls actually told me I looked terrified. Fucking kek.
Anybody else have some less than fun first time stories?
(inb4 you should drink next time)
I swear to god women can smell virginity.
>Walk into strip club with friends
>Literally 3 steps in the door and this whore targets me.
>I was drunk as fuck so I can't remember what exactly she said, something about me looking shy I think. It was obvious to me, even in my DaF state to tell this was beta luring language and it pissed me off.
>Rejected her whoring ways.
>This is repeated basically all night.
>They can sense just by looking at me that I'm a loser and try to use this to their advantage to make money.
>Literally only one girl does not do this, and is cool about it, just treats me like a normal person.
>end up blowing over 600 dollars on her in one night.
This is an allegory for life. A cautionary tale, if you will. I was in my "going out" clothes. Dressed up like a normie for a night of upper middle class clubbing. And still at first fucking glance a woman could tell I was a robot.
I didn't say anything, all I did was walk through the door and boom, she had me figured out.
Why even try. Just embrace your status and go full blown piss bottle neet.
>>26918905
I don't think they could tell I was a virgin, at first, but it got to the point where I was the ONLY one not staring at titties and slapping ass. I feel like if I got drunk, I'd be able to loosen up, but sober me was terrified. I didn't know what the fuck to do AT ALL. I know they're there to let me feel up on them and make money and shit, but I was still nervous as shit. I just couldn't get my shit together, and all the girls could tell. The first girl who walked up to me had to pull my hands onto her because I was just hesitating like the biggest little bitch on the planet.
>>26918905
But how do they know? It must be something visual. I have normie friends and they couldn't tell I was a virgin until I accidentally told them
>>26919094
It was probably his body language. Normie clothing doesn't hide the facts unless you can act the part too. Little things in your body language are pretty obvious to people who use it to their advantage to choose their prey. They intentionally look for easy targets.
I know for me, I was being super weird and scared, but I was also refusing to engage the girls half the time, so they knew I wasn't a good target.
>>26919094
I can't figure it out.
Maybe it's body language but I'm not exaggerating when I say 3 steps. We were just barely inside the threshold when she approached. Plus I was drunk and they don't call it liquid courage for nothing. Alcohol takes my fucks away and I relax when I drink.
Same thing happened with a oneitis I had intentions of asking out. I was in the friendzone at the time, but once I made a conscious decision to ask her out I got really bad anxiety. It was to the point that I aborted the mission and just had a regular conversation with her. But within 5 seconds of seeing her she asked me what was going on, and I blamed it on some medication I was taking at the time.
Fucking shocked me because I thought I was hiding it like a pro.
girls have super powers with this shit. There is no faking it. might as well just b urself because they see that anyway.
>>26918690
gentleman clubs
>>26918690
>strip clubs
>spending your money (hard-earned or otherwise) to see naked women
what a waste. I've never gone to one and never would. I'd rather go to a bar with my friends and talk shit to the hos there. strip clubs are for fags
>>26918690
Why you such a pussy?
The girls are literally there to take their clothes off for you.
>>26919286
>girls have super powers with this shit.
these "superpowers" are nothing more than not being autistic. kill yourself because it's not getting any better
Go to one quite regularly actually, get on with a few of the strippers and the doorman, they just let me off with buying a drink.
Last time I went to a strip club as soon as the naked bitch got off the pole the bouncer (who wore a surgical mask) walked up there with a bleach spray bottle and wiped the pole.
Killed my vibe.
>>26919490
>they just let me off with buying a drink.
what does this mean?
>>26919445
Actually, I only spent $20, but one of my friends definitely kicked out like $100. I don't think I can actually do that much unless I was just saving up and didn't care.
We only went because both my friends LOVE it, and I'd never been to one before.
>>26919461
>Why are such a pussy?
I have absolutely no idea. Maybe it's because I've never had any sort of physical interaction with a women outside of simply hugging them and stuff of that caliber. I've never had a girlfriend or anything (which is no surprise since I'm in r9k talking about being a pussy at a strip club)
>The girls are literally there to take their clothes off for you.
I know that. I kept telling myself that shit too, but I could NOT shake that discomfort no matter how hard I tried. It was infuriating. I had absolutely no idea how to handle myself, and I couldn't get comfortable. I did touch some of the girls, but I mostly just stood around, watched and drank the shittiest beer on earth.
>>26919590
>Actually, I only spent $20
good. I hope it was on drinks.
never go back, those places are a joke
>>26919569
I'd be pretty turned off at that point to. I can see why they did it, but it truly does ruin the vibe.
>>26919615
I spent $20 on garbage beer, and then I just sort of let this chick take what I had left. I couldn't get the fucking money in her clothes because she was moving so much, so when she turned around, I just faced my money in her direction and she start plucking dollars until she just grabbed it all.
>>26918905
>600 dollars on a stripper
jesus fucking christ anon get an escort next time for cheaper than that, and that way women will no longer be able to smell your virginity
>>26919587
As in I don't pay the strippers, for a dance or tip them. Which in this particular strip club you are sort of expected to.
>>26919666
just throw money at them and make them pick it up off the ground. fuck that stuffing it in their g string shit.
>>26919770
That's actually a good idea. However, my friends were doing that stuffing the money into their clothes shit, so I was just trying to follow by example. However, if I was actually getting a nice dance ON me, it would make more sense to put the money in their clothes since it gives me an excuse to touch them and so on. Of course, I was being a little bitch, so I didn't get all that to happen.
>>26919770
>>26919812
On top of that, I also was trying to actually feel on them, so I didn't want to just toss money on the floor because I had to let go, and I felt obligated to just put it in their clothes. You have no idea how uncomfortable I was. I was just trying to follow suit.
>tfw got cramp in thigh when slag was dancing on me, had to tell her to standup
>>26919926
That's absolutely tragic. I'd have been so embarrassed and upset about that lol
>>26919967
I'm sure she felt worse
>>26919812
That is awkward. My dances I all paid upfront so I just got to enjoy the dance.
I'm the opposite of you though I was very grabby and touchy, too drunk to give a fuck about the "rules" and I guess I was dropping enough cash that the place didn't care and neither did the dancer.
>>26919983
She probably did. I wouldn't doubt that.
>>26920062
The place I was at was a little different I guess. The girls won't give you a full dance unless you start kicking out the cash, but they do dance on you a little bit first just to get you interested. You DEFINITELY won't get a full dance unless you pay, but they are willing to initiate one as long as you can definitely provide payment during the dance.
I wasn't drunk at all, so I wasn't feeling grabby. Instead I was all in my head. I was afraid to be too grabby which seems dumb because the types of guys that go are definitely 100 times worse than me. I was also just uncomfortable with touching them because I'd never felt a girl up before...like ever. Not even once. This was my literal FIRST TIME. I enjoyed the way they felt once I touched them, but it didn't motivate me to getting any more handsy than VERY light stuff. A couple grabs of the ass and a slap on the ass or 3, and I was pretty much done.
>>26920158
damn son. I sucked on her tits for at least an hour.
Went to one for brothers bachelor party. Most of the girls were hot, none of them were pushy, cousin bought me a lap dance and the girl was sexy AF, she just came up behind me while I was chilling, grabbed me by the shirt and told me to follow her to the back. She was cool too, no beta downtalking.
So I went to the strip club today for the very first time and I have to say it went a lot better than I expected. Although it probably had to do with the time I went, literally went in the middle of the day because I was killing time while my buddy was doing a 2 job hour interview.
>Security was super chill and helpful
>place was very nice and clean
>bartender was cool
>drinks weren't too expensive
>strippers were sexy as hell and very friendly (weren't pushy or anything)
I can definitely see why some guys spend all day in those things now. I actually think they are an excellent hang out spot for robots.
Will definitely go again next time I'm in San Fransisco.
>>26920201
I feel like they wouldn't let me suck on tits, but I would NEVER do it anyway. I could barely work up the courage to touch some ass. I have no ability to put my mouth anywhere on any of those girls' bodies.
Also, just to put it out there, I didn't even grab a single tit, but at least I know ass feels really good though. God, I'm fucking loser. Haha.
>>26920278
That actually sounds cool. I might need to go to different one, but I really feel like I'm gonna need a drink.
>>26920302
I've heard mixed stories about going in the day. Glad you had a nice experience. More than I can say for myself.
>>26920389
>I've heard mixed stories about going in the day.
It was really mellow. I was diggin' it a lot probably because there wasn't that many people.
>>26918690
the goat strip club day is going at noon on a tuesday where they run 3 for 1 dance specials and you bullshit some fat single mom for 10 minutes then say you want a dance from her friend instead
>>26919147
>tfw 18 at a strip club
>became frozen stuff next to RL pussy
>qt black milf pops my lap dance cherry
>stuck her finger in her cunt and let me sniff it
Thanks Starlight
>>26919569
>be at strip club alone
>pull out phone to check sports score
>some Chad doorman gets in my face about no phones or recording the dancers
that was a huge fucking boner killer its 2016 i just want to check my scores or text a friend to stop by
>>26919619
all the clubs near me hire some 5/10 in a maid outfit to wipe the poles
>>26920559
While I like the idea of a 3 for 1 special, I probably wouldn't bullshit the girls. I'm too much of a nice guy obviously since I'm too much of a pussy based on my original post.
Also, I did go on a Tuesday, but it was at night. Tuesday's are free and the drink are 2 for 1. A place that's good around noon might be interesting, but I'm still too chicken shit to go alone, and I think I really do need to get drunk if I'm gonna do this again.
>>26920579
I hope a girl doesn't stick her finger in her cunt and lets me sniff it, but I do definitely want an actual lap dance next time.
>>26920602
>>26920602
That's a good way to keep the illusion going, but I bet it still looks stupid.
>>26920603
the clubs in CA cant serve beer since the girls go full nude. IMO i go to strip clubs just for the variety of different women in one night
get a dance from the darkest nigger on earth
get a dance from the biggest chick in the club
get a dance from the anorexic chick in the club
pretty fun night out.
If you can I drive 20 miles to the next town over so i wont have to worry about seeing any of the whores while i am grocery shopping or something
>>26920661
Maybe if I have more money, I might go by myself AND to a different club to see if it helps. I'm also gonna drink VODKA or anything strong next time. That shitty beer I had basically made my night worse, not better because it was fucking toilet alcohol. I've had some shitty beer, but that might have been the worst. Corona is fucking shit tier to the maximum.
I can't drive at all, so going out 20 miles to the next town is impossible, but even if it was, that just seems like too much trouble. I don't fucking go anywhere anyway, so I doubt I'd see the girls at any point. Plus, they all probably hang out in the city, and I spend my time in the county when I actually go out. I only go downtown for group hangs with my friends who don't live as close to the county as myself and I guess work related things.
>>26920602
Chad boned your strioper.
He was also making sure no other alphas were given any of his properties' cell numbers.
>>26920892
i assume my strippers have fucked 15 guys in the past week alone.
>>26921498
idk why I took the time to write that boring ass fucking story oh my god
>>26918905
Man, you need to put a cap on that thinking process. Forget you ever thought up that thought, and never think it again. And stop calling yourself a robot. Get off your ass and change who you are.
>>26919445
Poorfag detected
Originalllllll
