>I'm ready for our date anon
>Where are you taking me?
the trampoline park.
the gym
your mum is fucking original
>>26918153
I desperately want to motorboat her big sweaty tits.
>>26918210
>your mum is fucking original
heh
>>26918210
Wait, are you actually gay?
weight watchers
>>26918153
I thought it would be nice if we went on a jog. Try to keep up!
>>26918153
the south.
Nutritionist
>>26918153
To the gym you fucking gorilla
>>26918233
Let me guess, your some redneck who think she's hot because her tits are huge
FYI, Cletus, I hope you like flapjacks because when they are out of the bra....well...
>>26918153
>not pre-agreeing on a place to go for a date
lol I'm in college and dates dont even happen anymore. The closest thing to it is going out to eat somewhere.
but I would def like to netflix and chill with that girl. mmmm those tits
>>26918153
Back to the ocean, leaving whales beached is cruel
get out of here you fat cow
>>26918153
Don't encourage my fat fetish, Anon. ;_;
>>26918277
*You're
I give you an A for effort, though.
>We're going all the way to.... HAWAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
>haha, get it? because we're already...
>IN Hawaii... heh... here...
As if you angry, miserable fuckers won't pound that into oblivion. Banging a thick woman is an experience that no man should miss out on.
>>26918277
He's 'high test'. Kek.
>>26918360
'thick'.....sm.h
>>26918153
the buffet
The euthanasia clinic
>>26918153
i'm taking you straight to the gym and i'm literally dumping you there, piggy.
>fat white woman
>fat and white
two MAJOR red flags
NOPE
>>26918153
Ever since I made it a hard rule that I would masturbate instead of having sex with any girl close to my weight or heavier the quality of women has greatly improved. Plus it made me more confident to talk to cuter and cuter girls.
Remember its always better to jerk off than to have sex with an unattractive and/or fat girl.
>>26918153
taco bell, then to the motel
>>26918277
So you are gay
original commento
>>26918153
she has big tits and a not bad face. sure shes a little fat but id for sure man. 7/10
lmaoing at the whale jokes
literally the only fat part of her is them titties
>>26919081
i mean am i right or what?
>>26918153
>>Where are you taking me?
Why is it my responsibility? Don't you have a brain and ideas of your own? why can't you help me decide the plan.
Why do women demand to be treated like children?
>>26919115
Hillbillies....s.mh.
>>26919115
>literally the only fat part of her is them titties
her mid section is far from skinny, it's a god damn bubble
bitch either preggo or a pot belly pig
youre choice senpai
Testicle Town
Oh just to the bar, they're having a wet t shirt contest, won't that be fun? And, drinks are on me!
>>26918153
The gym.
I'll come back to pick you up in a year or two, fatty.
>>26918460
>better to jerk off than to have sex
good fucking lord normies actually think this
>>26919398
original comment required you fuckin creep
>>26918153
Downtown for a couple of drinks at a bar I know, then I've got us some tickets down at the comedy club, we're going to have a great time, babe.
>>26918460
>Remember its always better to jerk off than to have sex with an unattractive and/or fat girl.
Maybe if you're not a virgin or have any skills with women. Some of us take what we can get.
>>26918277
chelsea chestlet pls
> Where are you taking me?
Right in the pussy.
duh...
>>26918277
Why are low test beta's always so angry?
