NEET or wagecuck?

>>26899872
I can't be a NEET because I'm in college.
But I'm not a wagecuck because I'm unemployed.

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>wagecuck pretending to be a NEET

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>>26899872
I play all sides senpai

I dont have a job. I go to uni and my parents pay for all of it. When I'm done I think I'll work for their business and barely do anything. It's a pretty comfy life if I do say so myself.

>>26899872
I'm 4 because I feel like a NEETdespite my job.

>>26899872
I work part time and only work at most 12 hours a week, usually less.
Normally I also take college classes part time too, but I forgot to sign up in time this semester.

....So I guess, "other"?

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>NEET 28%
>wagecucks 13%

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>>26899872
This is my honest answer: NEET.

I work 16 hours a week but at nights and still live a NEET lifestyle, please advise.

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>so many NEETs.
Why don't you join this hilarious wagie adventure?

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>>26899872

NEET since 2005 reporting in.

>more wagecucks pretending to be NEETs than wagecucks

I actually know a fellow Aspie who is a NEET that pretends to be a wagecuck. On weekdays, he wears a suit and carries a briefcase and a laptop bag, and pretends to go to work.

>>26899872

Part time wagecuck, but a wagecuck nonetheless

>>26899925
This desu senpai.
Sometimes I play the ragie wagie too though

>wagecuck
Not
>functioning human being or normalfag
>tfw NEETs are so pathetic they project their insecurities so they can pretend to be proud
>"enjoy d-driving your car, t-then taking the busy subway to get to your job with your weird c-co-workers so you can make a living and have m-money to spend on your hobbies while out with y-your friends y-y-you-you wagecuck!!!"

Oh, I am laffing.

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>>26899872
>http://strawpoll.me/6980546
>/r9k/ is 45% NEETs

>>26899872
NEET pretending to be a wagecuck.
I work 2 or 3 shifts a week to placate mummy and daddy and spend the rest of my time being full neet.

>>26899872
NEET because my mom died, I dropped out of uni last semester and will be going back in the fall, so right now I'm living with my grandparents. Pretty miserable tbqh

>>26899872
I am currctly NEET but just today I left my Details on a workplace, but I am not going to wagecuck all week, only 3-4 days a week.
also wating for social security for my anxiety.

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>fresh out of college
>wagecucking 50 hours a week
>spend remaining 4 hours a day not spend trying to survive on this shitty board
I want of this ride

>>26899943

NEET includes education too, stupid bitch

im assuming most of other are students so they are effectively wagecucks

>>26899872
are students wagecucks?

>>26900086
is consuming supposed to be a bad thing?
i love consuming

I'm a millionaire and technically NEET

>>26900535
Isn't that how Stephen Spielberg started out? If the stories I heard are true, he found an empty office at a studio and just pretended he was an employee.

>>26902892
How do you start out being unemployed
He would have had to be hired that way

I work part-time but the rest of the week i live like a neet

>>26902560
Yes, me too. It really is the best of all worlds