Ok, guys, I'm turning 30 in a couple of months. Should I get a hooker to lose my virginity?
>>26899235
I'm 25 and already lost it to a hooker, although it won't bring you any kind of happiness but at least you won't be a virgin
>>26899235
>giving up a chance at wizardhood just to get your dick wet
For shame. It probably won't bring you any sort of satisfaction anyway.
Find a nice one. You should know they dont all look like their advertisements. I learned that the hard way.
>>26899255
How it was? Did you like it? After what time did you cum? Did you erection go down during the sex?
>>26899265
> wizard
Shut the fuck up, you stupid idiot
>>26899306
Can you tell a story about your first experience with a whore?
I'm 25, conflicted about this myself.
If my experience with strippers has taught me anything it's that paying for it leaves you feeling even worse than you did without it.
It's like an admission of failure, a surrender to fate, and a lonely ass night where sleep doesn't come easy.
>>26899321
It was ok, 2 minutes and no it didn't.
Although I did feel slight disgust after doing it
>>26899235
Youre kinda past the threshold of it being worth anything.
Pleasurable good sex is kind of a young persons thing to grow into. Also any status it would have is pointless, you are well past the age anyone is going to judge you on sex alone. Now they are going to look and what world you have built yourself, what wife/girl you got? Kids you are raising? Home? Work? Future events?
It's no longer high school or college where getting some ass could change your world.
Really all you get to say is you hump a stranger and if you are like many others I've meet that were in your situation you will be greatly disappointed and feel masturbation was better which comes as no shock because you have 15+ years of experience doing that over the one two minute season of something people spend years to decades in their youth doing and getting good at.
>>26899321
>calling someone else stupid when you want to spend money on a literal succubus to take away any chance you had at controlling your world
>Should I get a hooker to lose my virginity?
I used to work at a brothel, and I took quite a few virginities.
I honestly think that it is a very good way to get it over with, and maybe also pick up a few protips in the process!
>>26899235
I think it depends on if you only have problems with intimacy in your life. If you are a poor loser it won't change anything. If you earn good money, have friends, maybe girlfriend prospects then it could definetly help.
>>26899350
I'm 25 as well.
I always told myself that I'd go see an escort if I'm still a virgin at 26. I have about 8 months to lose my virginity. After that, I'll be past the point of no return.
>>26899381
This just made me really depressed. Nothing to look forward to in life anymore except declining health and more missed milestones.
>>26899235
whats that site?
>>26899235
As >>26899381 it's "too late" in the sense that it probably won't kickstart a healthy normal sex life.
>>26899826
That's the way it is. If your wizardry is caused by being short & ugly there's not much you can do. If it's only psychological & fincancial, there's room for improvement.
But yeah, I don't know what the realistic options are besides emigrating to some asian shithole or being a betabux retirement plan for some whore in the west. I hanged around a lot of hippie/new age groups when I was interested in all that shit and even there, in people immersed in "higher truths", buddhist or wiccan or general new age shit, all the girls gather around Chad, waiting for his dick to be available. I'm not kidding. You can try Yoga, biodanza, taichi, quigong, if there's any kind of social dynamic in the group it will follow the same patterns you can see everywhere else.
So yeah, what matters isn't your personality, and it certainly isn't your aura ;^)
>>26899235
You should done that when you turned 18 - that's the age when you're probably not going to lose it without paying for it.
>>26900768
That slut in your pic lost her virginity at 12.
I lost my virginity to an escort, OP. I say go for it.
are you one of those handholdless deathly afraid of women virgins?
if so you might not be able to get it up
Is this 4000 rubles???
Thats like only $50 USD
I'm coming Russia
>>26899235
ALISU BERI
>>26902592
i hear ya bro
i live in eastern europe in the country which borders russia
and while our prices are not as nearly as expensive as us or western yurop, it kinda blows to know that you have a selection of thousands pretty and fresh sluts for measly 40 EUR an hour just in a half a days drive from you
>>26902634
>fresh sluts
they are anything but fresh, pretty cumrags maybe
>>26899235
TOP RIGHT OR BOTTOM LEFT TOP RIGHT OR BOTTOM LEFT TOP RIGHT OR BOTTOM LEFT TOP RIGHT OR BOTTOM LEFT TOP RIGHT OR BOTTOM LEFT TOP RIGHT OR BOTTOM LEFT
What's it like living in the far east, OP?
That region of Russia has always been interesting to me. I'd like to visit, but I'm afraid people there wouldn't like Americans.
>>26899235
Looks like AnNca understands marketing. Putting her actual uncovered breasts up as a profile pic. Buy her.
Nigga where you at?
Go to an FKK club in Germany. All the whores hang out downstairs nude so you know exactly what you're getting, and it's about 50 euros to fuck her. There's a cover charge to get in, but it's nothing extortionate.
>>26899235
same age.
I really wish there was a such thing as a hooker-sensei. Like, you meet her, and then every few minutes (or on request) everything stops and she breaks character to say okay, here's what you did well, here's what you did poorly, here's what you should do instead, here's what happens next. Like a remedial class in how to have sex for people who never went to dating boot camp in high school.
before you ask, yes, I am an enormous autist. Computer programming is easy, but cooking is hard because the recipes are so ambiguous.
>>26900768
>that pic
>"people need to find their own way into love and relationships"
But they did. Maybe a hooker is the only way for them.
And ruin your chance at Wizardry?
Don't be a fool, man!
>>26902709
Hookers are happy to do that for you, you just need to request that ahead of time.
>>26902729
A hooker is about as much a relationship as a VN wifaiu
>>26900768
Assuming she's legit at least she has some value in those kinds of clients
A lot don't really care and many have started refusing first timers like that due to stalking issues and what not.
>>26903244
Whoops, Misreadoriginalcomment5
11 more days till I become wizard.
Dont know how to feel about this honestly familia.
>>26903428
Stop caring. It doesn't (or at least shouldn't) define you as a person.
>>26899826
You can look forward to things you just need to keep perspective and self awareness
if you are going into this with some hope that hey you can finally say you experienced it but the issue is most people's first isn't that great especially if they had no emotional connection to the girl. When I had sex at14my first time was this weird what felt like a wrestling match with this attractive senior. Sure bragging rights were awesome but the actual act was full of anxiety, fear of bad performance and double over with no idea what I was doing. I wager if I was 30+ that experience would have felt very sour if I kept that teenage mindset of "I just wanna feel a pussy"
>>26899235
wait a little so at least you can get your wizard badge
then do it
>>26899235
Wait to get your powers first, if it's a lie hire a tranny prostitute with a giant dong and snort coke from dat tranny dick.
>>26903462
Well it can't anymore.
I mean once you hit 25+ people stop caring about that shit.
Cruising for pussy is a young man's sport. You hit mid late twenties and the questions become what are you doing with your life?
Are you the only one of your friend circle or acquaintances not to be married? Do you even relate to them anymore beyond water cooler talk of games and shows? Do you have a bright job path laid out? A future that's beyond degrading self indulgences? Can you say you are living a life worth living?
That's the shit that defines you as a person now.
The age old girlfriends and laid shit loses it's charm after 25 because everyone has grown up by that point and moved into the real world which can't give two shits if you are a KV or not.
>>26903570
>>>/lgbt/
would you mentally ill faggots and pretend-a-girls please stop forcing your fag agenda on every board!? you have a board for your lifestylye so go fucking use it.
good lord above you people are worse than bronies for being tolerant about others lifestyles.
mods need to stop being such cock fag lovers and ban your kind whenever you try to force your faggot on any board but >>>/lgbt/
stop being so intolerant to others you intolerant bigot
>>26903570
Wait, that pic is not shopped? I couldn't find any other versions of it from google images.
jesus
>>26899381
you may be riight
>>26900768
>if there's any kind of social dynamic in the group it will follow the same patterns you can see everywhere else.
You're absolutely right, I've been in anime groups, vidya groups, and even fucking /tg/-tier groups. All of these sluts immediately go for the most social looking of us. I can't stand that shit. It has made me feel extremely disillusioned regarding women.
