Stop staring creep, I'm trying to workout here
alrite well get the fuck out of my house bich
Ok, but get the fuck out of my house
>>26892543
I want to kick her back with all my strength so she can become a qt3.14 cripple waifu.
>>26892543
unzip dick
get behind her
she pull ups down onto the dick.
all planned desu
I need to workout but I've been laying in bed for 5 straight hours
>>26892581
that is a brain injury not a spinal injury retard
>>26892581
I'm laughing and now I'm going to hell.
>>26892543
>tfw no fit gf who's way bigger and stronger than me
>>26892611
I know but that's the only cute crippled waifu I had on this computer.
Post a paraplegic waifu for me instead of some fatty doing cross fit.
>>26892611
>jumping with weight like that
just fuck my knees up senpai
>>26892624
IKTF BREH SENPAI
>>26892656
women have goat knees from sucking dick all day
>>26892636
>post a paraplegic waifu
pls pls pls pls pls pls
>>26892667
For being that fat you'd expect her to fucking throw that weight around. She's pretty weak for being so big.
>>26892667
No one wanted these big linebacker bitches man.
>>26892690
kek is this what you want?
>>26892691
women in general are week
>>26892697
>not having an SBBW waifu
>>26892581
I thought the story was this was some girl who just couldn't cook in anon's webm
>>26892727
Super Smash brothers waifu
Nah, I don't wanna get super smashed by that.
Maybe something a little prettier.
>>26892727
Who's pretending they can? Almost, if not every, sport has separate divisions for male and female.
There's retarded and then there's you.
>>26892543
She is so self conscious .
Her left shoulder is over developed and she swayed her ponytail to the right for the pic.
Won't date someone that insecure.
>>26892667
sexy and qt as heck
>>26892667
it's like that one npc from borderlands 2
>>26892581
I feel like it's her stupidity that's holding her back and not her disability.
>>26892667
She looks so happy when she got it.
>>26892811
Well, don't they let that transwoman beat the shit out of all the real women in UFC?
>No extremely cut gf
>>26892691
>implying fat can project the same amount of force as muscle
retard alert
>>26896144
Disgusting, I want my meat to be soft and jigglly for groping and cuddling.
If you want cut, you might as well get a dude homo
The sides of my doorway aren't that thick, are the sides of them adjustable? Can you get ones that attach to the top of a doorway?
>>26892691
she's a woman not a man...has to have a lot more fat to muscle ratio for her to keep that shit. they weak
>>26892811
>who's pretending they can?
feminists, feminist cultures, western culture, westerners
>>26896347
The sides of a pull-up bar I mean. I've been meaning to get one.