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Im fucking done with being a fucking dancing monkey for girls
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Im fucking done with being a fucking dancing monkey for girls and still being a virgin at 25.
Any tips on getting away with rape?
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I'm a 25 year old virgin and I'm okay with it.
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>>26885378
good for you

original comment
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Hmm you'd need to do heavy surveillance on your victim prior to the act. Figure out her schedule, her habits and where she likely is at all times. Get a standard looking car, say a tinted windowed Malibu and wait until a time when she is alone and isolated. I recommend drugging her with some sort of tranquilizer to ease the process and then bringing her into your car. Then drive her to some remote property you have and lock her in a soundproof room that is locked. Now you have the choice of forcing her aggressively and risking evidence spilled (aka your blood) or tying her up. I recommend killing her after to dispose of the evidence but you could also just release her somewhere isolated if she never sees your face. Make sure to bathe all your man juices off of her and out of her vagina if you decide to release her

This is all just a hypothetical thought experiment of course. I would never actually encourage you to break the law.
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>>26885462
thank, good advice

>I would never actually encourage you to break the law
you just did
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>>26885338
Go to jail there will be many people that enjoy rape there
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>>26885462
oh yeah, just find a hose and clean out her cunt and it magically erases all DNA evidence. it will even erase the DNA evidence in the sperm that made it's way up her cervix and planted a child in her.
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>>26885462
Just have a huge party and a lot of booze. The the DD. Take some drunk girl home and have at it. It's what I do to guys.
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>>26885513
there are no women in jail, butthurt white knight

>>26885556
i dont get invited to parties and i don't know any people i can invite to my party
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>>26885338
be a muslim and live in europe
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>>26885338
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks?
Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to.
Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.

See you on the boards....
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>>26885338
going in the 3rd world
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>>26885581
You don't get invited to a party. You throw a party. Just post a sign up on the bulletin board of your local coffee shop or something or just go to a bar and pick up what ever girl is left at last call.
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>>26885338
Be Black and Dindu it out
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I'm an older virgin. I would never rape because of it. Calm down, kid. Sex isn't for all guys.
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wherever I go I must rape
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>find place where ppl run at evening/night
>bring drugs that can knock someone out
>carry an easily concealable weapon
>find girl/s in vulnerable position
>flash weapon then conceal it again
>tell them this is a robbery
>position them where they can hear your instructions, but others can't
>wait for it to get so late that no one else is around
>rob them and give them drugs
>says it's so you can get away w/o getting caught
>when passed out do whatever

you could also catfish someone. honestly it'd take less effort to just buy an escort.
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>>26885671
why not? becouse your afraid of going to jail or because you feel bad that poor innocent woman who will get ''emotionally scarred'' by taking 1 extra dick after having taken 100 chad dicks
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>>26885756
yeah ive been thinking about escorts, but im terrified of getting hiv
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>>26885500
nice triple dubs
>you just did
he never told you to do it. just how
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If you're pass the age of 21 and are a virgin you are literally a cuck for not raping. You're a spineless, worthless fucking beta male if you haven't raped at that point. You're just a manchild, your existence is worthless. Rape or kill yourself.
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>>26885790
use condom and just do blowjob so there's no skin contact
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>>26885816
his advice gave me motivation
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>>26885338
Why don't you try to date a girl for her substance and not appearance you fag. Her looks fade in like 10 years, so picking the hottest chick is useless.

Try to give a girl who's not dressed up like she's looking for dick a chance, ask her out on a date and she'll be so happy and try to impress you.

You don't even need to look outside of your race for this. JUST LOOK FOR THE HOMELY GIRLS, PLEASE GIVE US A CHANCE FUCK.
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>>26885338
>inb4 you can't even come due to a combination of porn-induced ED and you picking a stacy whore whose vagina is looser than an arby's sandwich
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>>26886020
>for her looks and not her appearance
what the hell makes you think im only going after 10/10's
The only requirements i have for girls is that they aren't deformed (like burn victims) or morbidly obese (chubby is not an issue)
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If someone looks average or maybe even above average, 6', well built, white, etc. and rapes a 4/10 or so girl is it still a big deal?
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Just find an escort on Craigslist to take your virginity anon.

Rapists get fucked up in prison, you wouldn't want to risk that happening to you, right?
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>>26886140
as long as it's a girl it's a big deal. If you rape a man that's another story tho
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>>26885338
No, I don't have any tips on getting away with rape because people never get away with being raped senpai
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>>26885338
Kill yourself, you degenerate. You're no better than the fucking "refugees" invading Europe
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>>26886112
Many will probably say they aren't going after 10/10s, but most likely are rating women based on what they look like with makeup, so when you see women with little makeup you'll rate them below a 5, but with makeup they're probably 6 or 7
It's natural to not be attracted to someone who isn't emitting sexual signals at first, that's why girls at certain levels are probably invisible to you.

So when you come to this board and say you don't go after 10/10s, that means there's 9, 8, 7, and 6's getting your attention while you ignore the rest. Newsflash, they all become 5's after their 20s.
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>>26886753
>girls at certain levels are invisible to you
what the hell is this
Is this roastie seriously trying to turn around the ''sub 8 guys are invisible to women'' fact on guys?
I notice literally every woman in my enviroment, ive tried chatting up fatties and uggos (no not ''7/10s, i mean the ugliest girls in my generation in college)
Too bad im just a 7/10 myself, if i was a 11/10 maybe girls would forgive my autism (probably not though)
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>>26886913
One, you're not a 7/10, if you are then you're not a robot, you have a choice and choose not to be normie.
Two, there is no "turning it around" ugly or average people are fucking invisible to everyone unless they are displaying sexual signals like high heels, crop tops, skin tight clothing.
Three, as a "7/10" if you were chatting up sub 7s, you would've several stories about how women are trying to lock you down with nigger kids.

Don't you dare start saying roastie, as if a 7/10 male has any right to being a robot. Some people don't have a choice. Why don't you start being nice for once and showing yourself respect and then people might treat you differently Chad. The number one problem autists have is caring about things that aren't themselves.
So start caring.

t. an actual diagnosed autist
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>>26887085
>you have a choice and choose to be a normie
yeah, i choose have autism
>ugly people are invisble to everyone
I notice ugly girls, and so do most guys
Guys even hit on deformed girls and girls who dress conservative/unsexy (protip:this is a plus for most guys)
>you would've several stories about how women are trying to lock you down with nigger kids
there are no niggers in my country

>Why don't you start being nice for once and showing yourself respect and then people might treat you differently
People actually treat me better when i act like an asshole

t. another actual diagnosed autist
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>>26885606
no results in google

wewlad
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>>26885338
Just go to a forest or somewhere where there are few (or not at all) people. Never do it in the city, cameras and witnesses everywhere, and you'll end up in jail.
I mean if I had to do it i'd go to a rural area, maybe a little town, or a place where there are frequent tourists and go after one of those typical women that travel alone or with their friend.
You can use chloroform or a taser to immobilize her, and be fit so you are prepared to make any physical effort for obvious reasons.
Use your imagination op
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>>26887687
>chloroform
ive heard chloroform actually takes like a minute to start having an effect
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>>26887827
You have to gag the bitch with the chloroform and hold it until she goes unconscious
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Drugs.

Specifically, sodium pentothal and phenobarbitol. Serial Killer David Ray Parker used it on his sex slaves to brainwash them into dismissing months of rape and torture as nightmares, allowing him to release his victims when he grew bored of them, saving him the trouble of disposing of bodies.
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Make sure it's someone you don't know, that they never see your face or hear your voice and for the love of god don't cum inside.
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