Why are programmers such homofaggots?
THis is a quote from a textbook I bought for 30 quid
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>>26883899
Fun read thank you
>>26883870
your fault for buying books, just find a language you want to learn and read to docs
This is only if you post where the neck beard thrives, such as /r/programming.
>>26883870
they start with 0 because its an offset you fucking idiot.
Did you make this pic just for this piece of shit thread op
>>26884021
I'm not an idiot m8 I was poking fun out the faggot author.
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
>>26883967
The rest of the book is good anyway. It the best around for matlabs
>>26883870
This guy is a faggot
Here's the real explanation like you are five
>RAM and Hard Drive can store number
>Imagine it as putting rocks on a sock
>Every rock is a number
>1 rock number 1, 2 rock number 2...
>But... you should use 0 rocks too as a start
>This way you will save 1 rock
It has nothing to do with what that faggot is saying, also there's programming languages that start from 1 (Julia, Lua...).
I'm a programmer, and I'm done with how hipster, think-special, faggotly-proud neo-programmers. Fucking faggots.
>>26883870
>homofaggots
those are everywhere. there's homofaggot surgeons, homofaggot librarians, homofaggot particle physicists, homofaggot chefs, homofaggot architects, homofaggot strippers, homofaggot biologists
everyone's a homofaggot really, homofaggot ad infinitum
>>26884213
no >>26883899
original komment
>>26884213
Found the Web designer!
Read the rest of the post nigger.
>>26884511
I'm a programmer faggot. I'm just mad you guys making programming a hipster thing and being proud for making a web app with Rails that call it a "quality product".
>>26883967
>what is SICP?
>>26884551
No you're not nigger Web designer.
You're too stupid to read first of all, let alone program.
Fuck off back to /r/Uganda nigger Web designer.
>>26883870
You ruined the spurdo meme, idiot.
>>26884552
>he reads meme books
>>26883870
I would be pissed and bitch about it
>>26884620
Leave nigger. This is innovation.
>quid
opinion discarded
>mfw most of my programmer friends think $150k is a small salary
>mfw they only work like 30 hour weeks and are constantly texting in our group
>mfw they are all really sexist and try to be smartasses about everything like we're still in middle school
>mfw they all have good looking wives who mostly sit at home with the kids
They are immigrants btw, not weird hipster trash
>>26884611
You are what of those Rails "quality product" programmers. You think being a programmer is special? It doesn't, it need practice, a looot of practice, not tweeting on Twitter "we programmer start from 0 we cool".
Learn something like C++ and git gud faggot, work your ass of and stop showing off.
>>26884740
$150k IS a small salary. I got my PhD in Physics and had a starting salary of $300k
>>26884770
small salary for a turbo normalfag maybe, who have girlfriends to spend money on, big houses, lots of expenses
as a single man who just wants to live alone in my small house, even 50k would be plenty
>>26884751
>C++
Confirmed for nigger Web designer pretending to know his shit.
The OP was a joke you tool, I'm actually a ICL masters graduate in software engineering. I would've recommended the same thing back when I was doing my gcses.
Cya nigger Web designer. I've gotta get back to work.
>>26884819
Fucking engineer, I know it. You are just a trained intern to be a worker. You know shit about CS.
We the CS academics who make theories that you use on your work, you are just a monkey playing on a keyboard.
>>26884875
>We the CS academics who make theories that you use on your work
What theories have you come up with lately?
>>26884915
You better shut your mouth, I literally work at Google and probably contributed more to modern Computer Science than you ever could. I was one of the computer scientists who developed Google Maps. More specifically, I worked on the routing algorithms, that made Google Maps the best Navigation system in the world.
What important things have you done?
>>26884955
>we the cs academics
>works at google
>>26884915
The other guy isn't me.
When you use a function to order an array, we the guys who made those alghos, we are improving them constantly (last time we did 2007). We the guys who are bringing you now Machine Learning, you guys just kids playing with Legos in our eyes.
>>26885036
>implying you made standard sorting algorithms
anon-kun...
What book? This author sounds like a complete twat
>>26885036
>implying a 23-year old Indian was the first guy to invent sorting algorithms 8 years ago
OK mr programmer
>>26885103
It got improved faggot, you can always think on a smarter way to order arrays.
>>26884995
>implying Google doesn't do any scientific research
>>26885135
Link the paper then pajeet.
>mfw nobody uses your "improved" method
>>26884684
No, it's an improper usage of a meme. Idiot. Do it right next time.
>>26883870
I never quite understood trendy hipsters that insult programmers on a computer. If you hate programmers so much, why don't you get off the computer? Oh, that's right, because you're a nu-male faggot that always has to be edgy about every little thing so you can try to impress a woman into sucking on your little wee-wee.
>>26885174
I didn't said I'm the one who publish it... no fucking way. I said the people who work on my field.
>>26885298
So you're just cs babby who talks shit even though he hasn't done anything?
>>26885326
Well, you normally do one meaningful thing on your whole life, and I still didn't.
>>26884021
This. Memory locations start at 0000 so it makes sense. This book is retarded
>>26885576
Why do you think they start at 0?
>>26885607
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero-based_numbering#Origin
>>26883870
That joke is considered harmful
>>26883870
>programmers count from 0
>we are non-conformists
You can be a non-conformist programmer and count from 1 if you use MATLAB. :^)
>>26883870
How is it even non conformist to start counting at 0?
Literally every European counts from 0 when he reads the clock.
0:00 until 23:59 instead of 1:00 until 24:59
>>26883870
There's historical reasons, but Dijkstra made a more convincing argument.
http://www.cs.utexas.edu/users/EWD/transcriptions/EWD08xx/EWD831.html
>>26884552
A miserable pile of parentheses.
>>26884203
>matlab
Ayy lmao. Like programming except easier.
How do people not "get" array indexing starting at 0? It's just a fucking offset nigger, like god damn. It's just sugar for addition. I mean shit, in C you can get the 4th element of an array "a" with 4[a], because addition is commutative. I want normiefaggot web developers to GO and STAY GO.
>>26886620
is matlab really code tho
