Wow what a great audience! Let's dive right into it shall we?
>What do you call a wagie who's underpaid?Whatever his name tag reads
>What does a wagecuck call rush hour?Daily life
>How can you tell if a wagie is rushing to work?The alarm clock reads 6 AM
>How do wagecucks get to work?Reluctantly
>How do wagecucks leave work?They drive to their second job.
>What's their second job?4chan janitor
Ho ho ho! You sure are a rowdy crowd tonight!
>What does a wagie call his girlfriend?Nothing because she's too busy fucking NEET cock to answer the phone
Thanks everyone, it's been fun!
BOOOOO
U SUCK
Why is the unemployed man's room so tidy?It's in his nature to be NEET
>>26879883
ha the only good one out these threads
A vegan and a NEET walk into a bar.
The vegan immediately informs the bar staff that he wants a VEGAN beer.
The NEET spends several minutes posting frogs on his Thinkpad using the complimentary wi-fi and then asks the vegan for some money so he can buy a pint.
The wage cuck is nowhere to be seen due to mandatory drug and alcohol testing in his workplace.sorry that punchline kind of sucked
What does a printer and a NEET have in common?They spit out a lot of ink when they process a 2D female
>>26879937
I smiled at this.
>implying neets can get laid at all
100% of neets ive met in my life are either obese, dumb, boring, ugly, short or a combination of all of those. nice denial tactic though loser.
>>26879883
nice my familia
What's the difference between a punter and a NEET?one enjoys getting pissed, often buys it by the jug; the other seems to enjoy collecting piss by the jug
>>26879960
Holy shit I can't believe it's actually working
What do you call it when a black man loses all his friends?
a f.amine
HA HA
yet another knee slapper, my neet friend.
Why do wagekeks have to work so hard?So they can pay for NEET'S heating bills
>>26879960
>when someone explains how your shitty joke doesn't actually work IRL
it's just a game bro
What's overrated and inevitably leads to a lifetime of misery and suffering?full time employment
>>26879721
Thiscomedy club never fails to amuse me.
>>26880119
are you the same fucking poster in every thread with this image
confess
>>26879721
Always nice to see you posting <3
>>26880161
No one knows, man. That's the magic of it.
>>26880510
Thisanon honestly gets it.
>>26880161
It's more than one person and they're from [s4s]
I'll admit to posting as him sometimes
Another good show NEET brother.
Did you hear about the NEET whose jokes are always funny?
Yeah, me neither.
>>26879721
That's it, wagies will never recover. ENCORE! ENCORE!
>>26879960
I'm a neet who's gotten laid plenty of Times,AMA
>>26879721
get off the stage you fucking faggot
you fucking suck, you dumb parasitic welfare nigger hfjehvihvioehgie2hgioenhgvRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Weak. Are you even the real NEET comedian?
>>26879721
here's a joke
> NEETS mother wake up and was proud of her son
> At the company board meeting the NEETS father admitted to having a son
Wagies getting Ragie lool encore encore!
>>26879721
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
BRAVO BRAVO!
ENCORE!
Already we can see all the ragie wagies being triggered by your comedic wit in this thread, congratulations on another fine performance!
Wagies mad as fuck, they always get B8 and reply
fuck you you piece of shit leech, atleast i make my own money you little leech. i work hard and proud of that
