Comfy and shitpost friendly. Why not become a trucker like me fellow robots ?
>>26877073
no internet
no shitter in case of demonic shits
to many rules and licenses to get
Getting my cdl this month
you are not a robot but a gigantic normalfag if you are a trucker
t. father is chad and a trucker
>dealing with ppl
>dealing with traffic
>dealing with living in your truck for weeks
Lost my license for driving with no onsurance
Otherwise this was my plan, perfect robot job, but have to pick something else now.
>>26877103
4g hotspot and unlimited data plan
there is a shitter in the extended cab
can get certified in like 2 months
>>26877116
kek in commie canuck land you need air brakes
and a bunch of other shit before they even look at your res plus your competing with sand niggers
>>26877073
I hear they make pretty good money, like $1000 per week. Is it possible to just work like two weeks out of the month and just take the rest of the time off? That'd be more than enough for me to get by on. Or are you forced to take a new trip after completing one?
I'm trying to get a job doing nightfill at a supermarket.
i don't know senpai i ve failed my driving test line 4 times
I want to get a nighttime security or night auditor job. Any other jobs where you're paid to basically do whatever you want all night without seeing another person?
truckers and taxi drivers are basically on the verge of losing all their jobs due to self driving cars
kek
>>26877658
You may think that but companies don't trust each other to do the right thing. So in future we will be glorified babysitters.
>>26877401
If you work for the company you will have to do what they give you. If you work for an agency you can pick and choose your work. Know a few guys who work summer and have winter off.
Way of the road boys
>>26877658
meanwhile in the real world theres a shortage of drivers everywhere
>b-but soon all will be s-self d-driven
i was 16 once too
>>26878267
the fuckin way she goes boys
Scraping money together to get my license, it's expensive
Being loaded and posting away. It is expensive to get into but it pays for itself in months. Even if drivers are not needed in 10 years time you'll still make a massive profit. Although I'm in England so rules are different over the pond.
>>26877073
Because spending 15 hours a day driving through cities with them is hell. I've already killed one person, and am currently on sick leave with stress.
>>26878469
stooooorrrrrryyyyy timmmeeeeeeeeee
be detailed anon. I'm in a fey mood
>>26878449
the irony in 17, kek.
Got my license more or less for free. Gave a company 8 months for it. Now I run permit/over sized loads and I'm home everyday. I fucking hate it. My buddy might have an HVAC job for me but its been almost a month since I heard anything about it.
>>26878524
The semicolon is superfluous, right?
>>26878506
There's not much back story. It was on a wednesday, I was already more sleep deprived than normal, and more stressed than normal due to an unsually long route and unusually heavy traffic.
Just some cyclist in my blind spot, didn't even notice until I saw a load of people in my mirror screaming. It was found to be his fault so I'm not legally liable for his death, but seeing 3d gore IRL certainly leaves its mark.
>>26877073
What company do you drive for and are you in USA. I agree it's the perfect robot job. Almost always alone and with tmobile expanding its network this year I have service almost everywhere I go. About 1k+ a week USD and I'll be making 100k this year as a trainer.
>>26878534
"excessive formal correctness of phrases" could have easily been "avoid excessive formality in your speech" or even just "avoid excessive formality"
>>26878553
I'm in the UK and spend all week out normally. Tuesday-saturday. Working mostly early morning till mid afternoon and after conversion earn roughly bthe same as you
>>26878160
They will be called Operators and the position will receive a massive cut in pay scale since all the job requires is monitoring and the occasional ad-hoc adjustment which even people with no driving experience will be able to do perfectly.
That was always my plan. I lost my driving license in Lithuania for driving Drunk and came to UK to get it back now im gonna get C+E
>>26878839
you should kill yourself, that sounds like a better idea
>>26877073
>perfect robot jobs
>job
>robot
>>26878923
Why???
asdasdas
>>26878758
Welp. Our great great grandfathers died fighting the industrial giants so we could have a good quality of life, and we gave it all away so we could watch shitty movies and jackoff to porn all day.
Now we're going to have to die in the streets again. Because we damn well know that when "the economy" doesn't need us, we're going to be left hanging out to dry and die in the wind.
Basic income when?
>>26877073
I'd say being an engineer or something working a night shift in an oil rig or something. Actually make money while not having to interact with people too much if you choose to do so
>>26878946
Drunk driving should not be forgiven, you should not be allowed to drive.... ever again.
you scum
>>26879031
Fuck off normie. It's a robot thing to be a self-destructive depressed alcoholic who goes driving 200km/h after drinking 0.7l of vodka
>>26879089
no thats a bydlo slav thing you retard
fuck off
>>26879105
Back to facebook normie trash.
>>26879089
DUDE
BOOZE
LMAO
It's a robot thing to be completely sober all the time because you don't have the money or social skills to maintain a drug habit
you fucking normie
>>26877073
Driving bores the ever living fuck out of me
>>26879118
>LMAO DUDE LET'S BE EDGY AND GET FUCKED UP XD
You're the normie
>>26879089
I did this on my motorbike when I got angry for some reason.
Was pretty drunk, 200 kmh, damn son.
I used to work as a sign "spinner." They told me specifically not to spin the sign. Just hold it up and stand. I got a 10 minute break every hour and was ablebto shitpost while holding the sign. It was comfy and stress free.
>>26879118
i dont have fb slavshit, die in cancer
>>26877073
Security guard, I have an 8 hour shift and spend it watching anime on my laptop
>>26879152
I think I remember you
Did you like Jyu oh Sei?
>>26879169
Different anon, is there another security guard robot who watches anime during his shift?
I worked on a ship, was fairly robotic but no Internet. Had to watch films, play games, watch TV series and play cards with the crew. Had net in Port though
>>26879089
the if you are not an alcoholic you are not a robot
just kill yourself m8 , if you want to end it do it like a man and bite the bullet, but don't put other's life in danger.
What a fucking pussy
>>26879224
Fuck off sub-human normie. I hope i crash into a normie family like yours while driving drunk killing all of them
>>26879224
>Doesn't even know what robot means
If you are a drinker you are a failed normie, not a robot.
Go back to your frathouse
>>26879251
top shelf edge
>>26879204
Are you the coast guard anon?
>>26879257
that's what i said you fucking idiot
>the if you are not an alcoholic you are not a robot
he implies that true robots are full blown self destructing alcoholics, and i disagreed with him. You are fighting with the wrong person
>>26879224
>is current year
>he doesn't have crippling alcoholism
>>26877073
I'd probably worry too much about accidentally hitting other people or something.
I think something like nightshift security guard or similar would be more robot-style and comfy, at least to me.
>>26878449
>That pic
I thought most of these things were just standard "rules", not "gentleman" rules. Bar 4 points I follow them all, never thinking much of it.
>>26879257
Under-age retard who has a phobia for alcohol because it reminds you of normie parties. Fuck off. You're not a robot if you don't do drugs/alcohol to deal with eternal torment
>>26879302
I want to kill myself i don't want to be addicted to a drug you silly willy...
Alcoholics and drug addicts are the lowest garbage of humanity.
For as much as i hate myself i still respect my body enough to not do that to myself. It's also extremely expensive i save money and buy things on amazon that i enjoy with it so.. yeah
Alcoholism and drug addiction are not prerequisites for being a robot
>>26879322
poor soul... you are so funny
>>26879322
You're just afraid to admit your drug habit excludes you from the secret club. Listen to yourself
>only grown ups do drugs!
>you're a loser because you're petrified of parties!
>cool kids like to be all hardcore and kill themselves with drugs
You suck. Your failed normie drug addiction is not what /r9k/ is about.
>>26879224
>be le man
>exact same thing normalslime bombard you with as advice
fuck off and die
>>26879341
Being a robot means you NEVER fit in. You NEVER had friends. You were NEVER in a position where you could get into drugs. Robots only know deep interweb memes, vidya, and animu.
Failed normies and cyborgs are the ones who get into drugs.
>>26878961
>tfw born too late to benefit from the solitude job revolution
>tfw born too early to live under the shadows of extroverts
>>26879364
I think you have a really weird understanding of alcohol and drugs because there's no secret club and i've been drinking alone every day since 22(27 now). I think you're too young to understand because you just left school a year ago and alcohol reminds you of that one party where you got invited once and saw Chad Thundercock making out with your crush.
>>26879403
>anime, vidya
If youre actually a real robot who suffers from depression then later in life you will get bored of these and you'll start doing drugs or alcohol. Unless you become a normie if you aren't one already
>>26879433
>lol you're just a loser lol because cuck memes :^)
I'm a 25 year old complete failure at life who drank whiskey everyday for a long time after dropping out.
The fact remains that you're just not a part of this board's original culture. Yet you have the conceit and ignorance to parade yourself around with this juvenile glamorization of drug culture as if it has always been /r9k/, when in actuality you have no idea the kind of lifestyle and social perspective that this board represents. You're a cultural parasite.
Drugs are a NORMIE thing.
>>26879392
kys you lithuanian scum. Drunk driving is irresponsible behavior. don't call yourself a robot you are just scum
>>26878306
FUCKIN WAY SHE GOES? WHHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ??? FUCK OFF
>>26877110
Driving trucks is like playing Vidya for a living. Except, the only vidya you can play is Truck Simulator
>>26877110
My old man is a trucker as well, so I've gotten to know quite a few and they are definitely not normies
Not robots either though
If I had to describe their "group" it would be like if /pol/ and /x/ had crazy meth-fueled sex and abandoned their lovechild in the woods to be raised by cannibal hillbillies
It depends on what kind of driving you get to do. It's fine if you have a specific long distance route since you may not even need to load/unload the cargo yourself. Delivering stuff in urban areas is shit and you'll spend more time doing everything else than driving.
Can I learn how to drive? I hate cars but being a truck driver does seem comfy.
>>26880065
Air suspended seat. Air con. Arm rests cruise control. Ergonomic cab so you can reach your brew and cigs. Beds are comfy too. Got power sockets to run laptops and electronics. Got camping cooker to cook and make drinks. It's like getting paid to camp for a living.
>>26878449
Goddamn, that list was written with heavy use of a thesaurus. I don't usually mind a bit of excessively formal diction and purple prose, but most of the "fancy" words there (especially the verbs) are used in an either subtly or blatantly wrong context, as if it were written in colloquial language and then the author went through and fluffed it up with the fanciest synonyms he could find. That's not how you write proper highfalutin text, dude.
I'm an overnight security guard.
I dead with at most like 10-15 people a night.
Usually less.
I do nothing but patrol, watch cameras, play vidya, read books, listen to music and do math work for fun.
It's not bad, but I think I got lucky with this post.
Trucking is when you have given up 100%. Prepare to lose all your teeth, grow your hair long, and smell like piss.
You can make almost 100k if you do it for 20 years
I'm a chef. Really relaxing job. Can basically just play vidya.
>>26880207
It was written by someone in the 19th century. He has an excuse.
Also the words he used aren't particularly complicated or misplaced. It makes perfect sense.
>>26880394
wanna know how I know you're full of shit?
>>26877073
good job, but also being a soldier is a robot tier job
>>26880412
I am a chef
>>26880422
>a job where you're trained to be manly and independent
>robotic job
you're not the sharpest pencil in the box
>>26880422
>Needing to be physically fit
>Needing to spend extended periods outdoors
>Needing to communicate verbally with other people
>Robot job
>>26880437
>military
>encouraging "independence" of any kind
lawls
but yea that's not a job for robots because it involves immense social interaction + being outside all day
>>26880468
The only military job suited for robots is being a drone pilot. That's no different from sitting at home playing vidya all day
>>26880351
This is all I want, too bad there's zero job variety where I live, would never be able to find something that good
> why don't becoming DJ anon
> it's not hard
> it's pretty easy actually if you know music theory and have right tools
> just make some
Wuub wuub , DSS ds dddd SD DSsssdddd sound throw some reverb and pitch rise and you have some dancable beat
> be me
> working as an DJ in local club
> slutty grills digg it
> always giving "fuck me" eyes
> free Molly , shrooms and weed and booze
> normie tier friends
> last week some pink haired chick just blow me because i played tiesto tier idm beat and private party
> neet friendly
> make enough shekels to live in 3 floor panthouse
Also avoid SoundCloud and nigga tier sites
Get long hair or undercut
Steal peoples work and ideas and modify it for your own
But best of all grills love it
> omg are you DJ
> can you play X , hook us to Y after party
But make sure to wear condoms
I tell you becoming dj was best thing ever
>>26877073
I don't want to be a truck driver because automatic cars are about to make their jobs extinct. Plus driving is boring, driving big vehicles is annoying, and it would take so much time away from my gideo games.
>>26880506
>job that involves performing in front of a crowd
>job that involves talking to girls
Kill yourself normalfag
>>26880506
>doing molly, weed, and shrooms after you just djed a club
>Then having sex with edm sluts.
You are a hyper normie.
>Rescued animals shelter worker
pls r8
>>26880618
cool bro
>>26880909
Do you think it's good robot job? The pay is very low though.
>>26880925
Anything with animals is pretty suited for robots I'd imagine
