Hey, guys. What did you manage to do today? Nothing? You mean your whole day was just you wasting space on an already overpopulated planet? Well surely you've accomplished something in your life! You haven't?! You mean in your whole life, you've never once made life better for anyone else? Don't kill yourself, though! I'm sure someone will miss you if you were gone. Really? Nobody would miss you? Nobody would even notice? Are you a NEET or wagecuck? Well, I guess either way it doesn't matter, since you're doing nothing with your life either way. What's that? You'll show me? Right, because you have such a great track record of following through with all your lofty goals. Remember that time you said you were going to write a book? What ever happened to that? Oh, right! You failed just like you failed everything else in life! Guess the world really would be better if you were gone!
And in the end you failed at making a post about failing
>>26873940
Really? Care to show me all your wonderful accomplishments?
But I'm an officecuck. I'm too tired to do anything else besides jerking and shitposting
>>26874102
Of course you are, and your jerking off and shitposting contribute so much to the world. I'm sure your parents are proud.
>>26873866
>le overpopulation may may
>>26874136
Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I forgot you give back to the economy more than you take from it. OHNOWAITYOUDON'T!
these threads are legitimately cringeworthy
do you think anyone is getting all hot and bothered reading these posts or something
everyone knows they're useless. like 75% of the world's population is fucking useless.
i spend all day on the internet and i don't care because the alternative is being dead and that sucks
>>26874125
Boy, sounds like you have a bad day. Judging by your anime pic in op, you're not a neet are you?
this thread is bad and you should feel bad OP
op ur a fucking tryhard of the worst kind
>>26873866
I wrote a 7 page research memo on optimizing javascript code. I'm giving a presentation on it tomorrow.
>>26874177
Because you're so useful being alive?
>>26874216
I don't care if I'm useful or not honestly
hedonism is the way
>>26874195
>>26874201
No need to feel booty-blasted. I mean, if you're really that upset, you can always change. You just gotta believe in yourself, right? :^)
>>26874195
Picture for next time.
>>26874174
And what are your accomplishments, OP? What makes you qualified to act so pretentiously? Do you simply want to ruin other peoples days? Are you trying to tell these robots something that they've already been told? Perhaps you got bullied at school today so now you're going to let it out on some losers on a board made for anime?
No one's mad, no one's shocked or upset, you're not looking like a genius by making this thread either. Everyone knows the truth about life and we're all just trying to get some laughs out of it before it's over.
>>26874284
Congrats. You really don't have any plans in life other than which anime you'll watch tomorrow, do you?
>>26874345
What are yours, Cucky McCuckster?
In the words of the late Layne Staley: You opened fire, and your mark was true. Feel better OP, now that you got that off your chest?
>>26874345
you really sound like a dirty dry cunt right about now
Who is that smug qt?
>>26874240
i applied to graduate schools (protip i'm a genius i'll get in), coached high school track and jacked off once. i'm fine with myself. i don't care what you're doing and i don't have to look down on other people to feel good about my accomplishments.
>>26873866
haha I never tried!
Goddamn this entire board is just sad people trying to feel better about their shit lives by trying to cultivate some sense of superiority over one another. Why did that take me so long to figure out?
>>26874500
Because you lack the common sense that most people have.
>>26874500
Yeah... Make it about you some more...
>>26873866
Ive got an ear infection so ive spent the last few days bedridden watching animu
>>26873866
I managed to alienate my few remaining friends by asking them if I was as attractive as Ted Bundy.
i made this boat the other day. painting is pretty fun but i still dont understand wood. and i'm working on a character i started today
>>26873866
I worked a 10+ hour day flat roofing with only a half hour break.
Then again, I'm just /pol/ stopping by to see if the robots have created anything as awesome as 'Pretty Princess Points' lately.
