For example, whenever I wipe my butt, I look at the toilet paper and always make a disgusted face before dropping below into the water
I literally cannot shit unless I'm completely naked.
>>26869608
my cousin used to do this exact same thing as a kid, now hes an alcoholic thug
i hope theres no connection
>>26869590
sometimes I sniff the paper after I use it.
>>26869590
My period is heavy so when I wipe I always get blood on my wrist/arm. I just spit on it and rub it in. I don't wash my hands.
>>26869742
I've done that a couple times and I make an even more disgusted face, like I'm just as sick as the shit on the paper
>>26869782
Filthy cunt
>>26869828
Do you want to lick my forearm anon?
>>26869782
Gross get your dirty cunt out of here
>>26869870
Yeah show pics
>>26869870
i do pls
Sometimes I help the poop come out by lightly sticking the toilet paper up my anus
>>26869902
u mad? don't get me started on what I do with period poops
I wipe from front to back so I'm smearing the blood into my asshole
I know I'm done wiping when I wipe my ass and there's only blood not shit on the toilet paper
I have to wrap my finger in toilet paper and stick it up my ass and wipe inside to otherwise I'm sure I feel shit on my ass all day.
>>26869590
>piss on the side of the bowl to make less noise
>dont have any reason to make less noise but do it anyway
I get really satisfied when I take a big shit. I stare at the steam coming off it. I feel pride when I smell the foul raw gas, like a carpenter after making a fine chair. Taking a fart after a shit is a joy too. No resistance, just air to air contact, like the fat end of a trumpet.
>>26869963
But what about the toilet paper shards getting stuck up your ass?
>>26869963
this, gotta make sure nothing leaks.
>>26869963
I do the same thing. I think it might be bad for you though
>>26869954
No I'm sorry I actually love you pls don't be mad :(
wait, not everyone looks as the paper when they wipe? how do they know when they're clean?
>>26870019
I actually solve that by using a baby wipe afterward.
If there's no baby wipes, I have to use the shower head.
>>26870063
I look at the paper every time, but it's the fact that I make a disgusted face when I do.
>shit naked when feasible
>stand on toes and piss into deepest part of bowl to make it sound louder when I know that people can hear
>take one square of toilet paper and run it around the seat after shitting to pick up any stray hairs or lint
>cannot leave the bathroom without checking my hair and usually brushing it, even if I'm just going back to bed
>I don't usually wash my hands after I piss in my own bathroom. I'll usually run the water for a little bit in case people are listening. I dont know why I take the time to do that when actually washing them would take the same amount of time.
>sometimes I'll light candles and incense, put on some sitar music, and shower or take a bath in the dark for quite some time
Nothing unusual about looking at the used toilet paper after wiping. It can reveal blood, and that can be a pretty big deal, especially once you're older.
>>26870059
kek this is really pathetic fampai
>>26870133
Fuck you nigger ass faggot
>>26870122
I think we would be good friends because we have similar bathroom habits
Are you indian?
>>26870122
Whenever I poop after a long day, my balls always leave a residue on the front part of the lid and I have to scrape it off with my fingernails
>>26870059
what
how
why
why did you post this anon
what are you hoping to achieve?
>>26870192
Because girl on internet
>>26870192
post period blood pls
>>26870192
It was more of a joke than anything
>>26870165
Naw, I'm painfully white.
>>26870178
Your balls touch the lid? I'm always petty careful about letting the goods hang freely and untouched. They dont get to do that very often. They deserve it.
>>26869590
i do this
i also only fap whilst sitting on the toilet.
>>26869782
ew
you remind me of that chick in /b/ who took pics of her period pouring out all over, only time i cringed at a post unironically.
>>26869963
I do this too, my asshole is huge. I don't get people who just wipe the outside, if there's any shit within finger's reach im dirty.
>>26870263
Well, after I poopoo peepee, I usually scratch my balls and just let them hang out on the lid. I don't know I don't really have a formula
>>26869954
Post a picture of your face I'll give you a dollar
>>26869590
i piss sitting down.
>>26870363
I do that when low on toilet paper because I can't piss without getting it on the seat
>>26870450
I can't aim since i have hypospadius, basically my urethra is on the bottom side of my dick head
I'm lucky, some forms of hypospadius can cause you to literally piss out your balls.
>>26869803
>>26869742
I do this too senpaitachi. Also sometimes I poop squat style with my feet on the seat.
Do you fags wipe while standing up or wipe while sitting down? And why?
I wipe while sitting because the cheeks are already spread so i lean over to the side and its easy access
>>26871143
I stand to wipe but I'm also a hungry skelly so access isn't an issue
>>26870543
So is your tip smooth?
whenever i take a shit i bleed
I shit with my feet in this position
