Oh just a chicken-bacon ranch melt on Italian herbs & cheese please!
>card declined
"It says here you have insufficient funds on your card, sir. Do you have any money on you?"
>n-no
"How about a credit card?"
>no b-because I have no credit score
"I'm afraid I can't sell you this sandwich. Have a good day, sir."
>>26865741
Would you like a drink with that?
>>26865807
another NEET permanently BTFO.
I kekked
Subway is tasteless overpriced dog shit.
Literally just buy some fresh bread from your local baker, some fresh ingredients from your local deli or butcher, have a 100x better sandwich for the next week at the same price.
Of course, you're a retarded NEET so you couldn't figure that one out.
>>26865741
Would you like to tip sir? It's the only way I make money in my 12 hour shift.
>>26865741
im sorry, sir. ill have security escort you out. you are standing at the door to a fortune 500 pharmaceutical company's R&D lab. This is where people who are somebody go to make money, not spend it on shit sandwiches. enjoy your day!
>>26865741
Thisis a delicious sandwich.
Any other NEETS here? I get paid to be NEET, wagies support me with their taxes, I collect SSI and SSDI NEETBUX, also food stamps 0 fucks given I love my life style, my housing is covered too
>>26865741
Take out chinese food here senpai
Is that for here or to go? Oh wait, it's 9PM, it's almost your bedtime right? Don't want your mama getting worried right, haha! Well then, enjoy your meal! There's certainly a lot in that bag you ordered for you to enjoy too!
>>26865807
Hate to break it to you, but let me explain senpai, I get free housing if I want via tax payer money, I collect NEETBUX monthly and its tax free, I have free medical insurance hmm that doesnt sound bad does it slave? Oh ya I'm eating a bag of tendies Tyson buffalo to be exact that you paid for, food stamps are great thanks m8
>>26865864
Stay mad wage fag, must be jelly as fuck
>>26866037
Haha that's great my NEET friend! Always happy to help out the less fortunate. What type of disability do you have?
>>26865944
I do senpai, went to the doctor today and didnt pay, you know depending on where you live you can get free bus passes right? Thats if you wanted to leave anyway
>>26865807
pls stop with the neet slaughter today ;_;
>>26866084
My only disability is being too smart for this world.
>>26866037
how many diseases are you diagnosed with/how much do your parents support you?
I've known about a dozen people who tried to live the neet life and none of them could support themselves with their less-than-minimum-wage welfare
>>26866125
So high functioning autism?
>>26866127
Just mental health thats it senpai, im sure can NEET too
>>26866420
crazy
some of the guys I knew could hardly get 500 bucks a month with multiple stays in mental hospitals, and most of the fakers got nothing at all, count your blessings dude
Pastrami, rochefort, kraut, dill slices, and Russian dressing on marble rye for me plz.
Wageslaves are the best. They fund my lifestyle and prepare my food.
>>26866127
Welfare pays nearly twice minimum wage. Your buddies are either liars or too stupid to do anything right.
I don't get being a NEET, they mostly sit at home jacking off to cuck porn and waifus and silently despising their lives and the fact that they're either obese or very underweight manlets.
They are jobs overseas in Japan for English teachers that require almost no entrance requirements and they don't bother trying to take them.
Anime is cancer and yet im about 25 minutes outside of Kagoshima (Southern Kyushu) making a fair deal of $, with no debt, heavily subsidized rent+ utilities, and working under 30 hours a week with most of that being incredibly easy.
Why the fuck would you be a NEET when you know your gravy train is eventually going to deplete itself and you'll be unemployed with no benefits/skills/training/ etc...
Easy job life is best.
>>26866037
Hate to break it to you, but not all neets get this kind of money.
>>26866851
At least do your research before lying. It's wagekeks who are obese manlets with cuck porn. I know it's hard for your retard brain but China and Japan are different. One requires you be white, the other wants a bachelors degree, teaching experience, esl certified, and passed jet. Neet life is best life. Teaching a bunch of chinks English sounds pretty lame. There is nothing nice about China.
>>26866219
High functioning edgelord
>>26866925
Why should I care? I do and neet life is best life. Lazy ass wagies toed to work harder, then more neets could live like this too.
>>26865807
Today is not a good day for neets
Seriously, stop the carnage
>>26866976
>lazy wagies
So you're lazy and vein?
>>26866947
>There is nothing nice about China the 4th largest country on earth with billions of people within it.
You are a sad little girl if you would rather jerk your pee-pee to weeb girls in your nigger-infested apartment in Buffalo and beg your mom and her BF Jeff for your allowance rather than make some money teaching fairly nice kids who think you're a god for being white.
