>"You've got 3 seconds to go ask that girl out or I'm shoving this bat up your bitch ass!"
>>26864813
>tfw no tomboyish alternative gf to pressure me to always have confidence.
>>26864813
"Hey wanna go out?"
"no"
"okay, sorry"
*grab bat when she's licking it*
>>26865672
Hey at least you tried.
Tomboys aren't real. Why tease us?
>>26865758
if they are they are mentally ill in a not good way
>>26864813
>whack side of bat
>she breaks her teeth
gg
>>26866835
is this picture photochopped? i can't tell
>>26864813
>"if you want we can go out sometimes"
>"yes, like friends"
>"yes... of course "
>Ran away while crying
Never asked a girl out again
>>26866893
Mhmm. Not by me, of course.
>>26864813
That's literally my fetish
>>26864813
I'm pretty sure I waited way too long.
>>26864813
>>26867139
Got more pics of her?
>>26867513
>>26866835
>>26867139
bat lick 1 and 2 are the only ones I have, sorry anon
>>26867139
>>26864813
She's really cute, post more.
>>26867549
>>26867576
She's called Sky Ferreira.
>>26864813
Who is the girl in the original pic?
>>26867648
You couldn't bring yourself to read the last post, could you?
I really am starting to wonder why I bother visiting this board. its the same exact threads every day with the same people posting the same shit.
>>26867734
See you tomorrow, friendo.
>>26866934
Nice autism pal. Congratulations
>>26867785
Do I need to remember you where we are?
>>26867697
Not the guy you posted to but maybe he didn't reload the page before the post came into play? I mean it was a minute apart.
>>26867805
thanks anon, that guy was hurting my feelings :)
What happens if I ask you out?
>>26864813
>adam's apple
Dammit! fuck.
>>26868074
I'd still wreck her like Ralph. It's only gay if you're the one taking dick. The Greeks figured this out thousands of years ago.
>>26866835
this is gross but it looks like you spent a lot of time on it so good job buddy. ;)
>>26868330
>>26867139
Already said the shoop wasn't mine; I found that on /b/ a looong time ago.
