>are you STILL a virgin anon? haha
>>26859014
>what are you talking about? I've lost my virginity at 16 and slept with around 10 girls
thats what I told some normies a couple of times(im a virgin)
>>26859014
No, I lost my virginity to your mother.
>>26859014
are you STILL a cock machine? haha
Yes I am, would you like to fix that?
>>26859014
>i am waiting for the special one...
they probably think i am gay now
>Cut contact with school friends, in a new area
>I can say I lost my virginity in school
>>26859506
And they would be correct
>>26859554
Mind your tongue prole
Because of the fear of STDs, Pregnancy and having to have a relationship.
>>26859014
Don't shame you dirty used up slut.
The one on the left, I really like her I wish she was my gf so I can do cute stuff with her and go to the gym or something and then get Starbucks right after... Just want to hug her
I got caught getting a blowjob in the janitors closet my freshmen year by a senior girl. No one ever question me about being a virgin afterward. also everyone assumed I was some kind of ladysman despite being a skinny short guy with glasses.
i will be a virgin until i decide to kill myself
>>26859014
>started new job
>have been working there about 6 months
>normies have not asked or expected anything
atleast i do not come off as a virgin. If they do start asking me about my sexual history i already have a pre fabricated story about fucking a chubby girl which they would have no reason to expect not to be true.
>>26859740
Will you sex when you decide to kill yourself?
>>26859740
>not deformed
>thinks he is miserable
kek, you are 10/10 near me, I'm a real 0/10 with facial deformition
>>26859788
?
>>26859789
anon i'm a 0/10 and you're full of crap
>>26859014
My I'm glad I don't go out much.
If I ran into someone from high school who said this to me I would beat them to a bloody pulp and then go to prison and get anally raped.
>>26859014
>tfw lost virginity to grill in one night stand at my parents house
>they heard the whole 1 minute of it transpire
>they still think im gay
>>26859014
>uh...yeah? It's a requirement for the priesthood
>tips mitre
how to lose virginity in 1 day
>rape girl in public
>go to jail
>get raped
>lose boy/girl virginity
inspired by>>26860161
>>26859622
God what beautiful breasts. Almost makes you want to go outside and interact with real women...
>>26859014
The girl in the right give me some weird vibes, I can't explain why but there's something fucked up about her.
The left one is just the average Stacy tho.
>>26859014
>Tfw my coworkers were surprised when I mentioned that my internet gf said the first thing she was going to do when we meet is take my virginity
>"WHAT?! YOU'RE STILL A VIRGIN?! AND YOU'RE HOW OLD?"
I think I blew my cover.
>>26860508
>almost wanting to go out
Get help.
My experience:
>You're a virgin, anon?
>Me: Yeah. You're surprised that a 30 year old is a virgin? I understand
>YOU'RE 30 YEARS OLD, ANON??!?!?
They thought I was 21.
>>26859014
>told some girl im a virgin when i was drunk
>i expected burst of laughter
>she was genuinely shocked
>"i'd expect some loser to be a virgin, but not you, anon"
good thing i was drunk back then. not sure how i would feel while being sober
>>26859014
I would kill them
>You don't remember the last time you got knock out drunk with your whore friends :^)?
>>26859789
post a picture, friend
>>26859014
Well yeah, aren't you? :^)
