>tfw caught masturbating to asteroids
I knew it was only a matter of time. It's just their shape, texture, their solitude, etc...
But there's no way I can explain this to my parents, not after they've caught me jerking off to Vesta. Do I just keep pretending this never happened? I'm worried now they will always look at me as the son who rubbed one out to a space rock...
>>26858228
how do you a space rock?
>>26858288
Just something about them..
Like on Vesta, the 2 big craters on the upper-left and how the overall shape curves make my dick throb like crazy, it's so kinky to me..
>>26858228
do you get a bonerino on full moon?
>>26858423
Kinda...The moon to me is sort of like how a normie might find a woman on TV beautiful in a "classy" way
Asteroids are the ones that make me horny though..
ay, I kinda know that feel, but the worst I've ever thought was cockvoring an entire planet. I never straight fapped to a planet before.
>>26858471
my sides are literally in orbit. dont masturbate to them OP, please.
>>26858471
I know this is a troll but I genuinely feel that about the moon. Sometimes I even talk to her on nights when I'm lonely...
>>26858471
Moon is my waifu, keep to your fucking whore asteroids
>>26858509
I'm not sure if I'll ever fap again after being caught like that. Usually I have good reflexes and can put my dick away and take things off my screen at the same time, but this time I just fumbled too much and my fucking browser froze so there I was with dick in hand with Vesta up on the screen.
>>26858228
>normie copying the floor tiles meme
Kill yourself.
>>26858228
>ITT: some asshole trying to be the next tilefucker
Fuck off faggot
Hes trying to cash in and copy the guy who faps to floor tiles. Nothing to see here guys
>>26858228
I wouldn't worry OP. Put yourself in their shoes. They don't give a shit that masturbate. They do too and certainly did when they were your age.
I would honestly love my son a little more if I caught him masturbating to fucking asteroids.
Better than adult baby porn like me.
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>>26858591
I don't understand...How do floor tiles have anything to do with this?
>>26858541
Your parents probably think that you switched to the tab before they came in, stop being autistic about this.
Such degeneracy is not even imaginable to most normies, so they will likely have come to that conclusion.
>>26858509
>my sides are literally in orbit
>literally
sure they are m8
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>>26858620
They haven't mentioned it directly, but they're acting funny towards me. Like they're trying to "act cool" but doing the complete opposite.
>>26858228
Are you Michael Collins?
>>26858568
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>>26858591
>floor tile guy invented fapping to weird shit
I want new fags to leave.
>>26858658
I would suffice with just tripfags leaving
>>26858599
He's trying to shock newfags looking for weird stuff on 4chan like this cunt >>26858658
>>26858658
Well, pokemon didn't invent monster training games, but that doesn't mean yokai watch isn't trying to ride its coattails.
>>26858674
>Tripfag
You are the worst poster in this thread by default.
>>26858708
Well it got me a (you) now didn't it faggot?
>>26858674
Haha! I remember the old ebin' /b/ days too my friend! Us old fags really remember, *leans over and whispers* pools closed eh? LOL ;).
>>26858636
I'm not sure if you're autistic, paranoid or just trolling us, but unless your parents are robots themselves, the idea of fapping to space rocks will not even be imaginable to them. Keep in mind, this is some high level wizard shit.
>>26858735
I've only been here for like 2 years friendo
>>26858751
Maybe you're right and I just got caught up thinking that they knew, only because it's sexy to me...Hopefully the whole thing will blow over...
Thank you anon
>>26858760
>2 years
That's just about the right time to remember that you're now breathing and blinking manually and your body itches in at least one place.
>>26858790
What the fuck was that? someone's desperate lmao
>>26858688
>Comparing jerking off to floor tiles to pokemon
This thread started out kind of fun, but it devolved into a bunch of new fags pretending to be old fags.
>>26858808
>2 years
>not breathing and blinking manually yet
>not playing The Game
>>26858496
just dig a hole and fuck the earth
>>26859129
not the same. you'd be missing out on the whole forcing all of humanity and animal life forms down your urethra thing, and in the end when they're in your balls your cum is supposed to be like acid to them, anyway. at least, that's the point of cock vore to me.
>>26858228
No biggie. At least you didn't molest your sister.
