What's the first thing that comes to your mind when you see this man? Is he representative of the average /r9k/ user? Is he the face of /r9k/?
NO
hes an attention whore. no TrueRobot would ever act the way he does. I cant believe so many of you like him. disgusting
>>26852085
A scam that idiots fell for
bitter ugly racist piece of shit
He's a stupid attention whore who spammed his videos until retards thought he was a "meme" and spread him.
He went from being unknown to having threads on him every day because he was spamming his videos for so long.
He's incredibly annoying.
>>26852169
being racist makes up for being bitter and ugly. he's alright
>>26852146
you think he'd be happier if he never rose to fame?
I think not. Regardless of what a few anonymous posters think about "attention whores", there isn't really much of a downside to being one, other than bitterness from some anons.
hi what's up
blox
>>26852085
Nothing.
I ignore eggman and always have.
It's not my fault 5 or 6 autists decided to bandwagon him.
>>26852228
Who is your favorite rapper?
>>26852085
Oh my dear Eggy
>Be robot
>Make videos about how horrible women are
>Videos become somewhat popular here
>Popularity allows him to get a gf
>Ceases to become a robot
Life is truly twisted haha. I want to meet him I think he only lives like an hour from me.
>>26852216
and us incessantly harassing you the rest of your life... Err, somemestill troll CWC.
>>26852297
Is it worse than being talked to and talked about by nobody? I'm beginning to think not.
He's the face of hope we all look up to.
He sends me and his other snapchat followers motivational snaps constantly, and each one puts a smile on my face because it's like a ray of sunshine that gives me a glimpse of promise that one day I will make it, and I will become the person I fantasize everyday about.
He goes through a living hell, and he just laughs at it. He fights his obstacles as a robot, while most of us just sit around waiting for some serendipitle moment where everything will be handed to us on a silver platter. The reality is, we can only change if we try to change ourselves. It takes effort, grit, and a clear goal.
Eggy is the example that it is possible to climb out of robotism, and that's why we look up to him. He simply gives us hope, and sometimes that's all we need to get the bal rolling
>>26852228
Is it really you?
>>26852362
>serendipitle
*seremdipitous
sorry it's late and I didn't really read what I wrote
>>26852261
been listening to a lot of hopsin lately
>>26852386
yes it is f'am. the one and only
>>26852267
He had relationships and lost his virginity long before his videos blew up you tard.
Honestly? Happy for him
Talked to him on TC for a bit, so it kinda shocked me that he suddenly was mortal and into girls, but whatever, at least he's happier than I am
how did he even get a girl like that wtf. how did he meet her? fuck i gotta get out more.
>>26852426
What other kinds of music do you listen to?
>>26852426
so you forgot your password?
>>26852085
A disgusting fucking normie wagecuck attention whore who tried to become some kind of internet celebrity on an anonymous burmese mental illness forum. I hope he gets a fucking heart attack and dies.
>Set up camera.
>Turn on camera.
>Get cigarette ready.
>Press record.
>Start speaking.
>Grab cigarette from off-camera.
>With cigarette in mouth do a swear.
>Adjust camera to make sure cigarette is in frame.
I watched less than 1 minute of his most popular video and it was enough to let me know he's a tryhard faggot.His looks are a minor contributor as to why he can't get laid. The main reason is he's a boring, pretentious, faggot who does things solely to look cool or intellectual.
>>26852457
tripfags aren't stupid, they seek attention for a reason (to fuck crazy slutty 'fembots')
>>26852426
>Hopsin
Of course you're going to listen to an artist who raps about nothing but his victim complex.
>Lately
And of course only after he's made the transition from underground to mainstream.
>>26852492
i mostly just listen to hip hop, though i sometimes listen to trap
>>26852538
what can i say, i'm a normie
>>26852552
>trap
aw man I can see the appeal but have you explored other electronic music?
>>26852522
this girl is a fembot he met on r9k?
>>26852362
Christ, some of you bandwagoning little shits.
Listen. He was NEVER a robot.
Anyone who makes video blogs and can talk for 10 minutes straight is probably something close to the opposite, in fact. He built up a persona and sold it to you faggots and you lapped it up. Lots of people do this kind thing, and you weren't so fucking naive you'd know that.
If you need some fucking regular joe to inspire you and give you hope, go ahead.
But grow the fuck up, people will tell you anything on the internet, you should fucking know this shit past age 12- 14
>>26852567
not really. any artists you wanna recommend?
>>26852583
Eggs are funny is a pretty good album by Jew
Where 2 send beats
>>26852580
>wake up sheeple
>i'm so meta. i see the system for what it really is
>why don't people follow me like the god i am
>im the only intellectual on the planet
thats what you sound like
>>26852583
trap is very drop heavy and if that's what you're into then you probably won't like it but check out stuff like headroom if you are in it for the beat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEuGeHkY64I
>>26852085
No, this is the image of hipocrisy.
Also, I wonder how did he got scott free from his crime of shooting a school
i gotta go to sleep guys. better wake up early for another day of wagecuckery. see you all tomorrow
Decapitating his fucking egg head off and hanging it on my wall
>>26852552
You have shit taste in music.
>>26852684
video when :3
>>26852689
Is this really eggy? Where did it come from.
>>26852733
not sure if i'll be able to do another eggy's roll up tomorrow, although i know for sure that the next episode of the podcast is coming in a few weeks
>>26852763
Yeah that's eggy. The fembots here have been leading him on and fucking him up pretty good.
>>26852812
thanks pham,
who's going to be the next guest?
>eggman went from the the black pill doc to living in fucking la la land himself
Let me tell you something, buddy, it's not going to happen. It might "get better" for a while but it only makes the crash even harder.
>>26852085
is this the guy that had his girlfriend mixing estrogen pills into his breakfast while cucking him?
>>26852832
That's not Eggman, his trip is different. They recorded the second podcast like 2 weeks ago already- it's with Ben Garrison.
>>26852826
Was that mystery?
>>26852228
Please eggy help
I have the same undereye bags as you how do I get rid of them pls help
someone tell me if that is his gf in op's pic and if so how he got her/met her
>>26852194
This This This
I filtered his shit the first few times it was spammed. A few months later I delete my cache and my filters and the entire fucking board is talking about some new meme I had no idea about.
It's the same with all the stupid little camwhore dramas that go on. Newfags think it's board culture, don't filter that shit and now there's a bunch of faggy r9k celebrities.