How do I kill myself ironically?
With memes
Hang yourself and have a sign around your neck that says: "suicide is never the answer"
>>26851181
Load the bullet backwards.
Die by tripping on a hamster
>>26851221
that should make his friends and senpai kek
>>26851181
in a hospital
>>26851260
tripping on an inhaler
Overdose on methadone
Jump off a building and land in a truck full of pillows. Then proceed to suffocate trying to claw your way out.
>>26851300
A hamster wearing an inhaler
kill yourself using an iron bullet
lay down on unused train tracks and freeze to death
Throw yourself down some stairs, survive and starve to death while lying in a crumpled heap of failure.
dial the suicide hotline and then pull the trigger when they answer
>>26851181
Go to a motivational speaker and shoot yourself in front of him
>>26851462
This is actually pretty cool
>>26851325
only works if the methadone was prescribed specifically as a substitute for heroin
>>26851181
Play Russian roulette with a group of friends and hope you get lucky.
Drown yourself with a cinder block tied to your feet. End up getting eaten by a shark instead.
>>26851181
Live out a full exciting life and die naturally
wait until you don't want to kill yourself anymore and then do it
Tell people you're gonna go bungee jumping and just leave the rope just besides your jump spot.
People are going to think: "oh, silly anon! He forgot the rope!"
>>26851181
Stand on the ledge of a building for hours threatening to kill yourself. Allow yourself to be talked down. While everyone is cheering pull out s gun and shoot yourself in the head.
give an anti self harm talk to a group of middle schoolers and then pull out a pistol and show them what not to do and pull the trigger
>>26851197
>tfw i seriously think meme's are slowly killing me
>>26851181
With one of those "bang" signs going through your skull, with a pistol in your mouth.
>>26851493
D E V I L I S H F A M A R I N O
get super obese to the point of near coronary failure and then go for a sprint, as fast as you can for as long as you can
Play Russian roulette, but choke to death on a pretzel just before your turn
Make a great heavy cape out of Nooses. Like a great emperor's cape.
Wear it around town as a joke and get one of the nooses dragging on the floor stuck in a door. The yank will knock you down, and you'll be too tangled in nooses to save yourself.
>>26851545
This... Crazy enough to work. Might even make the news.
go to the roof of a tall building and make a scene, attracting a crowd of people
as someone approaches you from behind or whatever fake like you are backing out of it but when they come up to you to take you away push them over instead
act distraught like it was a mistake and then walk back onto the ledge
continue this charade until the cops shoot you
>>26851545
OP, Suicide is never the answer. Suicide is the question, THIS is the answer.
>>26851181
Climb to the top of a building wearing a Godzilla costume then shoot yourself when helicopters and zoo keepers start showing up
>do it in china town or Asia
>>26851181
Cut your head off with the jaws of life
>Call the suicide hotline until a kind, grandmotherly woman answers it
>Tell her your life story, and all of your woes, and everything wrong with your life and why you want to die
>After the tears stop and you're done sniffling, say "thank you, I feel much better now."
>put a 12 gauge in your mouth, chamber a slug and pull the trigger while she's still on the line
>????
>Profit!
>>26853305
it's usually apathetic interns not old grandmas
