Fuckkkk, I feel like someone ripped out my heart.
My crush from college class had this almost yogurt like residue smeared across the bottom portion of one glasses lens. When I pointed it out to her, she gave this slight smile and said she forgot to clean them.
>>26837760
I can feel my heart breaking
kek, you got cucked by her fucking glasses
>>26837760
Are you in high school or college?
Because if you're in high school it's even worse for you.
>>26837788
Why? You don't actually own her. Worry about yourself for a fucking change and stop being a desperate manchild.
>>26837852
Jesus calm down I was kind of singing
>>26837842
>from college class
Learn to read, nigger
anyway OP is a faggot, you should have licked it off for her you fucking cuck fag nigger bitch original comment faggot nigger
>please advise. I don't want to be one of those cuck shits that you hear about in greentext stories.
We share two classes and we always sit near each other. I don't really know how to distance myself from her without making a scene. Do I just cut myself off from this girl immediately? We also share a close mutual friend.
There's really no reason why the bottom portion would be smeared like that and he reaction was just too off.
>>26837842
college. we both share a morning class.
>>26837852
the person you're responding to is not me
>>26837760
maybe it's discharge
maybe she a took a big shit and pushed some discharge out so she took some on her finger and was looking at really closely and accidentally touched her glasses
also how did she 'forget' if it was on the lens?
>>26837869
No wonder females don't like you.
>>26837902
Stop overthinking this. Just keep things normal and keep sitting next to her in class. But stop being her beta dog. Instead go out and try to meet a girl you can fuck/date. I.e. someone who is clearly interested in you as a man, not a friend.
>>26837917
I have no clue how she "forgot." It was pretty noticeable to me and this was an early class so maybe she was in a rush?
The pessimist in me says that the guy just wanted to mark her and have a laugh...
Be relieved mate. She's clearly a whore.
>>26837976
It is none of your business, either way. Stop obsessing over her. Go on a couple of dates to get her out of your system.
>>26837919
You speak for all females? I could care less what you think because you took s joke badly.
>>26838005
He has a crush on her so yes, it is his business.
If it affects the way he feels about her he has a right to know.
>>26837967
Listen to this man OP Senpai
>>26838005
>go on a date with her
Is this the next "just get a girlfriend" meme?
If you aren't baiting, why would she date a robot?
>>26838025
Is this bait? They are acquaintances, or friends at best. He doesn't have any right to know at all.
>>26838025
>He has a crush on her so yes, it is his business.
You're delusional. It's absolutely not his business. Having a crush on someone is one sided.
Women who have had cum on their faces are disgusting. My girlfriend has, from another person, and I'll never be able to look past it.
>>26838040
You got it all wrong. He shouldn't go on a date with her, he should go on dates with other women.
>>26838064
>but I'll still date her
>>26838048
He's emotionally invested in her and is considering her as a potential mate. He has a right to know who she's sleeping with or what she does in bed.
People aren't isolated, their actions have consequences.
my oneitis "date" was the chad who used to bully me
fuck my life sincerely
next time you see her ask her out loud why she has cum on her face, record it and post it here so we can laugh at her
this is the only logical thing to do OP
>>26838092
>>26838064
I think it has irrevocably changed my perspective of her. She was just so brazen about it. I left the class stunned and hurt.
>>26838048
>acquaintances, or friends
somewhere in between. We share a close mutual friend and we have gone out as a group a few times. Ignoring the cum on glasses, she was really my type, but that's finished now...
>>26838064
Then why are you still with her cucklet?
>Having a crush in the first place
No better indicator that you were genetically made to be a cuckold.
Lol. She is still the same person but she isn't your pedestal pussy.
>>26838186
She's the same person yes, but the difference is that OP knows what that is now.
A watershed moment.
>>26838113
lol you can't be this much of a cuck
>>26838074
The point still stands that women would never date a robot
>>26838201
Ya for him. Nothing has changed for her.
>>26838217
fuck you I wasn't a cuck
but yea she tried to use me as an emotional tampon
she succeeded
>>26838226
Wow you're a cuck
>>26838249
>I wasn't a cuck
>used me as an emotional tampon
p. cucked
>>26837852
What? You'd be sad too if your crush was having sex with someone else. Try and look at it from their perspective you stupid fucking roastie. Also leave MY thread
>>26838162
No one wears glasses during sex thats a porn meme dummy. If you actually think it's cum you're genuinely stupid
>>26837760
Any glasses wearer knows, that either this story didn't happen or she did it on purpose.
>>26838309
I can't help if I liked her man
>>26838341
>I can't help being a cuck
I guess not
You should have straight up said "there's cum on your glasses". Would have toasted that roastie
>>26838310
It is ok to feel sad for a second but the girl isn't your gf. You weren't on a date with her, or even suggested that you've been flirting with each other. Just stop hanging out with her and keep looking out for other cuties. I've been in a similar situation as you, many years ago. The best course of action is to meet other girls.
>>26838322
>>26838327
see >>26837976
The situation was too weird and I think it was too noticeable to just be an "accident." Maybe I am just over analyzing it, but I think I will continue to sit next to her and just limit my responses.
>>26838379
It didn't really click until she was cleaning it off. She tried to clean it off with her sweater and it just smudged it more. She ended up licking her thumb and smearing spit on the glasses to clean it.
>>26838162
>stunned and hurt because an adult had sex
this is why nobody wants you as a bf
>>26838420
>>26838425
Or maybe I should just avoid her completely as I probably am too involved? I won't see her until Weds so I have some time.
>>26838425
Do you even know if she is seeing someone? Do you flirt at all etc? If she's not into you now, it is highly unlikely she'll ever fall for you.
>>26838448
just start calling her splooge goggles or something, if she denies it you'll know it wasn't cum and maybe it was toothpaste (it happens to me all the time if I brush with my mouth open and glasses on)
>>26838448
Stop blowing this out of proportion. If you start avoiding her out of the blue, your mutual friend might get involved and you'll end up looking like an immature manchild. Just keep things normal between you at school and move on otherwise.
>>26838500
>all of OP's emotional distress could have been caused by a bit of toothpaste
Just lol
>>26838092
go post on tumblr that's fuckign rdiciulous if you beleive that.
>>26838538
I don't need advice from a roastie. You're obviously so emotionally involved in this thread because you can see your self in her position, being the skank you are
>>26838636
there's literally nothing wrong with being covered head to toe in jizz
>>26838162
>We share a close mutual friend
sorry man but its pretty obvious
>>26838636
If you're really OP, then you're not only a crybaby but also a faggot of the highest order. There gas been a lot of reasonable advice in this thread but you keep ignoring it. You're obviously only here because you want people to pity you, poor baby. But guess what? Most guys have something like this happen when they are fucking 16 and manage to figure out by themselves how to move on from it.
>>26838477
we flirt and do some occasional hugging/touching stuff. she isn't dating anyone. I thought that was into me but maybe I have a really distorted view of things.
>>26838500
>toothpaste
I'm really doubtful of that but it's possible...
Do you think if I went with the splooge scenario that it could work out?
>>26838378
fuck you man
I've fixed myself, won't happen again
>>26838718
that response wasn't me, but judging from your reaction I don't think you are in any position to offer prudent advice. I think you might be too invested in this thread for some reason.
>>26838721
Chad here. Most girls take off their glasses before giving a bj.
>>26838092
>Hi I'm considering you as a potential mate can I have your resume?
>Who are you?
This "right to knowledge" only applies if they are considering you back. That's like saying McDonald's has a right to know my criminal history because they're considering hiring me, even though I'm already well employed and wouldn't consider working there.
>>26837967
This is the correct answer. Unless you absolutely head over heels for this girl, just stick it out. At least now you know not to be her little bitch boy and can tell her to fuck off during appropriate times.
>>26838771
I can almost guarantee she wouldn't have her glasses on during sex/bj. That said, I can guarantee she is giving bjs and has taken a hot steamy load on her face.
>>26838771
he actually gave pretty good advice.
>>26838170
>>Having a crush in the first place
What's the difference between liking/wanting to fuck someone and a crush?
>>26838721
>Do you think if I went with the splooge scenario that it could work out?
would I have said it if I didn't?
>>26838818
You've a very limited experience of women.
If the guy asks her to leave on, or put on, her glasses so he can jizz on her she will oblige.
>>26838818
>I can almost guarantee she wouldn't have her glasses on during sex/bj
i've told girls to keep their glasses on during bjs
>That said, I can guarantee she is giving bjs and has taken a hot steamy load on her face.
this. i wonder how many loads she's swallowed in the past two weeks...
grow up, OP
>>26838836
you don't go to sleep fantasizing about her being the new transfer student who actually hunts demons at night and you being the only one she trusts with her secret if you just want to fuck her
>>26838771
Look OP your crush has sucked off your friend, or just some other random guy, and he came on her glasses. Obviously she didn't wipe it off properly, because she blew him in the library or between lesson. Get over it, or next time ask to clean her glasses with your toungue while she gets banged by everyone except you. Maybe she'll let you suck the cum out of her used pussy at the end of the day faggot.
>>>26837760
sauce?
pppppppppp
>>26837760
Yeah man I feel you
Reminds me of that time that I came out of the shower wearing only pants and then used my girlfriend's hand to jerk myself off while she slept
I didn't finish though and also said no homo so I figured I was in the clear; however when she asked me about it and I told her she became extremely belligerent and said we were through
IDK what her problem is
Women amirite???
>>26838836
If she's really your crush you can't fap to her
I've never fapped to my oneitis
>be OP
>oneitis has sucked every man's cock except mine but it's her fault not mine
>>26838789
How do you know she's not considering me? I already said we've done light flirting before...
>>26838925
Fuck off idiot, she's not slutty like that. Shes different. She probably did it with a new boyfriend. I'll ask her if she's still single on Wednesday in class
>>26838963
Mia malkova
Google the watermark
>>26839052
That's not me. Anyways I'm done with the thread.
I'm just going to pretend that everything is normal and pursue other girls. Thanks for the advice ITT. I did have this girl on a pedestal a bit, but I like to think I am free now.
>>26839052
>She's not like the other girls! She's different!!
>>26838425
YEAH YOU FUCKING KEK SHE'S A FUCKING NASTY LITTLE SLUT ISN'T SHE
YEAH SHE IS FUCKING SUCK THAT COCK YOU WHORE
FUCKING TAKE IT KEK YEAH FUCK YEAH GOD DAMN I'M HARD
>>26838851
I wouldn't but I paid good money for my glasses.
>>26839052
Okay, NOW it's bait. I wasn't completely sure before
>>26839052
>she's not slutty like that
>new boyfriend
come on man I know it hurts, but she's not special. It's happened to me before and it will happen again.
>>26837760
Maybe she'd been edging for six hours and then busted and hit her own face and missed some when she cleaned it off???
>>26838025
>If it affects the way he feels about her he has a right
feminist logic.
>>26839180
In the heat of the moment and you're into the guy, yeah, you do.
I've had countless girls do shit for me that they said they "wouldn't". It's a different matter when I'm towering over them with my monster cock ready to blow.
>>26837760
The pornstar in OP's .gif is the cutest girl in the world. That she does porn is so depressing.
I could live with solo stuff but full on porn is just gross.
>>26839133
>>26839236
She is different. How would you know? You don't know her, I do...
>>26839394
you are blind. I know she's not different because she had cum on her glasses. Believe what you want man, just don't be surprised when you find out the truth.
>>26839455
stop taking the terrible bait
>>26839455
I don't expect her to be an innocent virgin man
>>26839488
If I was gonna bait, it would be a lot more interesting than this.. IDC what u think
>>26839554
You can stop pretending to be me now. You know threads detail the number of posters and it's obvious that you are responding to yourself.
As I said before, >>26839129
>>26839603
Yes, I am responding to my self. Because you are me. We are one.
Why do you faggots have crushes? I got over that shit by middle school, just don't give a fuck about the bitches and they come begging for your cock unless you're an overweight disabled poor loser.
They can smell desperation you know.
>>26837902
Keep hanging out with her during the semester but less and less overtime, eventually become more distant as time goes on, when she starts bringing up how you guys don't hang out as much just kind of pass it off as you being really busy. Obviously still sit with her in the meantime but by next year you and her should probably be nothing more than comfortable aquantices
It gets worse from here OP
my gf had 4 guys to cum in her face/whole body in the past (not in the same time, separate ocasion and time) and i'm like whatever man, i've already cummed in several other girls. i don't really care what she did, i mean, that's just natural for fucks sake. if you're expecting a virgin and pure angel, know you will die alone. People fuck/gets fucked and like it, tht's how life is supposed to be lived. inb4:cuckold
