Time for a game, r9k.
Spot the robot. Tell us why you think he's a robot. I'll start us off.
It has to be the guy in the pink shirt
>>26823759
Far-left
autism shoes
>>26823759
>>26823780
nope it's the guy in the middle with the white blue baseball shirt.
its the eyes, the eyes give it away.
>>26823780
This.
It's the black guy, obviously.
>>26823759
guy in the black shirt
Either the dude at far left or the one left to the nigger, judging by their clothes. The guy hoverhanding his friends looks like he could be a Chad or a massive robot.
>>26823759
Guy with the beard
>>26823797
When did white chucks become autism shoes?
They all look like robots trying their hardest to be normal
>>26823800
This. He also strikes me as a guy who gets his fashion advice from /fa/
I had a bunch of pics from this college field trip and I saved them just for the occasional threads like this, then I must have deleted them because I can't find them anymore.
Navy blue shit guy.
Because I look like a fatter version of him.
>eyes always closed in pictures
>the lazy shot putback haircut
>shitty beard because you don't know how to shavebut I have a real one now
>dark colored clothing
That's me. That's you. We're robots.
>>26823800
This, just look at that stare and the awkward smile.
>>26823759
>>26823759
trick question, they are all at best chad's , and at worst Cyborgs. None of them is ugly / anti social enough to truly be a robot.
The guy in the middle obviously, he is the only one that isn't smiling.
>>26823759
It's gotta be the guy in all black on the left side
number 2 or 3 from the left
>>26823759
>social group
>robot
Okay, whatever you day senpai
>>26823759
3 from right
middle guy
>fake smile
>trying to stand as straight as possible, everyone else is laid back
>only one whose hands seem to be touching someone else but you cannot see them
>depression eyes
OP here.
I'm the one in the middle. It's funny you guys think the guy in navy blue is a robot. He's by far the biggest Chad I know. Literally all of his girlfriends or girls he's fucked are 8/10+. The guy in the black shirt is just a normal Chad. If anything, I thought you guys would assume that my friend in the white shirt is a robot.
>>26824154
i was right. dem robot eyes are the dead give away.
stop masturbating to porn, that's the only difference between you and your chad buddy.
>>26824154
S-SO IF I LOSE WEIGHT I CAN BECOME ALPHA TOO?
THANKS ANON :D
>>26823759
None they're all chads.
>>26824154
fake smile gave it away senpai desu
>>26824154
post another one with different people
being a robot is entirely mental.
being a robot comes from spending all your time on the computer and fapping to video porn, and repeating this process until you suffer a permanent condition.
>tfw I want to post a pic of me and my friends but I don't have any pictures
>>26824154
I was gonna post white shirt dude before I read this. Tell that mofucka to change up his hair
>>26824154
You aren't a robot, you're a failed fuckin' normie.
>>26824247
this. i know many chads that are ugly, poor, manlets, fat, have a small penis, even some that are shy/have social anxiety. the difference is they all get out and try and learn from their mistakes. my problem is i reject everyone that has ever tried to be nice to me and i never leave my parents house.
>>26824154
What specifically makes you a robot?
Not OP
spot the robot: kids edition
>>26824154
>has friends
>7/10
so what is it that makes you a robot
>>26824434
middle guy
>>26824434
Blue shirt, fedora
>>26824500
nope, it's middle guy.
lets see how this one turns out.
>>26824434
>which fedora
>>26824434
These aren't robots. These are just teens.
>>26824519
Middle guy looks like his name could literally be chad
>>26824434
Blue fedora man
>>26824553
nah man, the robot is the middle guy.
lets wait and see.
>look for the boy with the broken smile
>ask him if he would like to stay awhile
>>26824434
Second from the right with that dead smile, terrible fitting clothes and awkward posture.
>>26824434
Third guy in on the right. He's forcing a smile and it looks unnatural
>>26823759
non, the real robot is at home crying
>>26824573
>>26824578
i can see why you would think that but you don't have the robo radar like i do.
i'm telling you its the middle guy.
>>26824625
Yes, yes, it's the middle guy, because the middle guy is you, uh huh we get it, buddy
>going our with friends
>having friends
>voluntaraly taking a group picture
they are all happy normies just having a good time
>>26824643
kek what?
i just have a legit robo radar, don't be jealous.
>>26824625
Is it because he's a short man?
The guy on his left is just as short but his hair makes up for it I guess.
>>26824683
no it's the face, you gotta recognize the face.
it's the "it hurts to live" face.
>>26824661
Whatever you say, man
I don't judge, I first came to 4chan when I was like 12, it's natural
>>26824703
Fuck.
He's the only one that isn't the big guy fedora not showing teeth.
You're right. It takes some true fucking self comfort to show teeth when you smile.
The big guy is a red herring, he's comfortable with his powerlevel.
Shit you're a fucking keen one.
>>26824703
The rest of them have genuine smiles. Middle guy is just moving his face to look like a smile because someone's taking a picture. He's going through the motions, trying to keep it all together.
>>26824434
Not OP here
The actual results from left to right are:
1. Normie. Goes to Uni to study Psych and has a couple of girlfriends
2. Normie. Stays in hometown and works, has a long time girlfriend
3. That Jewish looking guy is me (even though i have no Jewish heritage). After leaving high school is when i accept my fate.
4. Chad. Goes to Uni to do medicine and spends half his time fucking.
5. Almost Chad. He has many girls just wanting to suck his cock but is still with the same girlfriend. Once they breakup he will commence a spree.
6.Normie. Don't know what happened to that guy.
7. Failed normie. He is a kv but still has many friends and a few chicks interested in him.
>>26824751
>>26824752
>implying that makes him a robot
Maybe he's got bad teeth, or hey, maybe he just doesn't like smiling with his teeth showing
Seriously, to spot a robot, you gotta look past a smile
>>26824820
>you gotta look past a smile
I think the trick is looking for the one that's trying hardest to create one to no avail.
>>26824394
I'm here, aren't I? I try very hard to put on a mask of being a normal, sociable person when all I want is to lock myself in my room and just be alone. I might be depressed, as my motivation has dropped off significantly, not to mention my lack of success with girls. It sucks because hanging out with my friends, girls will assume I'm one of the Chads, only to find out that I'm nothing but.
>>26824818
>that Jewish looking guy is me
Oh boy, here we go
>A person in a group
>A robot
Lel.
>>26824818
>captain fedora is a normie
huh. who woulda thought.
>>26824818
>that Jewish looking guy is me
MODS MODS MODS
>>26824818
>4. Chad. Goes to Uni to do medicine and spends half his time fucking.
retarded faggot with "robot radar" btfo
i hope you kill yourself you fucking idiot
>>26824818
>hey we're all a bunch of college kids, and I'm totally old enough to be on this site
Nice try, kiddo
>>26824900
This
The oldest dude in your group looks 18 at best
The one taking the picture
>>26824818
>4. Chad. Goes to Uni to do medicine and spends half his time fucking.
Lanky manlets can't be Chad. He does have the best looking facial structure out of that bunch to give him credit though.
>>26824434
Guy on the far left looks pretty similar to what I looked like as a highschooler.
>>26824182
>implying Normies don't watch porn
>>26824846
the underages from reddit were lurking here as well during the exodus, does that mean every one of them was a robot? anyway, you still have friends and some people don't even have those, keep them close because it doesn't take much to lose friends.
Not OP
For those of you who don't believe me, this is what the middle chad becomes
>>26823759
guy on far left, just seems like hes there because his buddy in the blue sent him there
guy on far right is chad
black guy isn't
guy left of black guy possibly
middle guy might have some autism but hes not
>>26824434
all of them go on reddit
(what's up with the semi-chad on the left though?)
>>26825040
a meme haircut and a cheap suit makes you a chad?
>>26823759
It's the guy in the middle, you can tell from his face that he feels like an imposter, like he's desperately trying to mimic the normies' behavior so he doesn't get found out. There's no happiness in those eyes, only fear.
>>26825090
when it works it works
>>26824434
2. has a long time gf? what the actual fuck?
>>26823759
>robots
>willingly taking a picture, with other people no less
if you havent developed a sixth sense for knowing when someone is about to take a picture in your vicinity and engage evasive maneuvers you are not a robot
>>26825121
the girlfriend is like a 3 though
>>26825149
I can see why elliot rodger was mad, this guy can get a gf and he couldn't? what's up with that
>>26825171
elliot wanted a 10/10 girlfriend idiot
>>26825245
I'm not an idiot, have you even read his manifesto?
>>26823759
Trick question; it's none of them since all of them are staring at the camera
>>26825171
you ever read his shit?
dude for starters, the guy was loaded
shit thing is, he was going to community college
not as many beauties as UCSB
anyways, he was loaded
nice car, decent looks
shit thing is, he wanted a 10/10 blonde girl
he couldve probably settled for a 6/10 7/10 but no
his dad was fucking super models at his age, he wanted that man
a great thread
>>26825398
>his dad was fucking super models at his age, he wanted that man
His dad was a beta as him.
