>When you wake up to the birds chirping and are reminded that you will always be as free as them.
wagie no ragie
wagie no ragie
WAGIE NO RAGIE
>When you wake up in the morning and remember that you will go out with your Gf today.
How about it NEETlord?
Thisis truly a blissful existence for the NEET.
>>26811286
>muh gf
originel
>>26811286
Don't stay out too late wagie! You need to be in bed soon ready to wake up nice and early to earn your shekels tomorrow!
Tick-tock wagie, your Sunday is running out!
You guys try so hard to seem happy.
>>26811286
>when you fuck someone's gf who feels neglected by her bf because he works too much
>>26811357
>When you try to pretend that you have real sex with real women to try to attack wagecucks
>Used to scroll past these threads
>Got fired recently
>Holy fuck it's not just a meme
NEET life is so fucking good. I just feel so much happier and so much lighter. It is literally freedom.
>>26811410
>when it's real
>>26811286
>As if anyone on 4chan or especially r9k actually has a gf.
Why blatantly lie?
>>26810942
a bird can provide for itself. you're just some broken man sitting in front of screen.
You neets are nothing but parasites that need to be killed. I hate how dillusional you parasites are. You do nothing but shit post all day. You don't write books or challenge theories and you sure as fuck don't fuck anyone's girlfriend. Admit how much of a waste of like you parasites are and kill yourselves. You make no money and your fucked when you lose your parents you fucking idiots
>>26811523
Tick tock goes the clock. Better hurry to make use of the little free time you have unlike us "broken" people.
>>26811286
make sure you buy her something nice with that money you made working! gotta keep her interested!
>>26811656
OP said no ragie
Why would I care what a NEET thinks of me when I have no money stress and can do whatever I like in my downtime by having a white collar job? Being able to ski on the weekends or go to an art museum is worth it in comparison to spending life in solitary confinement watching torrented anime all day.
>>26811704
>img
the working man doesn't think, full stop. the working man tries desperately to never think about anything, even in the little free time that he has.
>>26811704
pic is just an example of how NEETs have compassion for their fellow man, and wagekeks don't care about some people because they have little money
>>26811756
>NEET telling me how white collar jobs work.
You could barely work in the back of a fast food restaurant. You know nothing about how someone who is middle class works.
>>26811777
>People who contribute to society don't care about those who choose to not
Woah what a revelation.
>>26811847
>implying wagekek threads don't contribute to society
>>26811307
>muh fweedom
Origin Al
>>26811448
>when you try this hard to look cool on the internet
free to do what?
>>26812049
Free to watch Oshino Shinobu all day ever day.
>>26810942
i don't understand these threads
how do adult men without a form of income actually survive after their parents have given up on them and/or died ?
>>26812536
Majority of these threads are made by people still being supported by their parents. It's not uncommon for people to go even into their mid-20s with no job and receiving complete financial support from loved ones.
Pretty cool, huh?
>>26812657
So what happens when their parents die or stop supporting them?
>>26812724
Then we become wagecucks.
That doesn't mean we don't relish every day of not being one, wagie.
>>26812724
Commit suicide or get a job. A lot of entry level jobs aren't enough to support yourself entirely, so I guess that provides a dilemma, unfortunately.
>>26812811
>implying you don't have a shit-paying entry level job yourself
Nice try wagie
>>26812853
It's not exactly entry-level, but it doesn't pay as much as I want it to.
>>26812811
>Implying you can't survive on literally minimum wage if you're single with no kids and no bullshit expenses
>>26810942
'Cause I'm as free as a bird
AND THIS BIRD YOU CANNOT CHANGE
>>26811666
But the party don't stop no oh wow wow ohh oh whoa whoa oh
>tfw Trump will win in 2016
>tfw he will get rid of all of the NEETs autismbux
thank you based trump
>>26813042
Probably, but I like to spend money on weed and video games and sometimes sushi. And I also have to pay my cellphone bill, car insurance, internet and some court payments.
But that's just me. I guess if you lived alone in a really cheap place and lived a spartan life it'd be pretty easy.
