>Job applications asks "What is your proudest achievement to date?"
>>26810514
I was one vidmaster away from getting recon in Halo 3 until my buddy fucked it all up for us because his internet dropped while we were doing the endure vidmaster and we never got back to it ever again.
>>26810514
I masturbated 5 times in one day and had big cums each time.
>>26810514
Second year university. I was in a tutorial class with 10 or so other people. I farted. It was absolutely rancid. We had to evacuate the room and the tutorial was canceled. For the rest of the year I was known as The Man With the Poisonous Ass.
>>26810627
I did seven once. My dick hurt really bad afterwards and I couldn't masturbate for a week.
I won 37 internet arguments in a row
Shoutcasted a couple tournaments for a popular video game that I loved playing.
I got up to sapphiron in naxx40 back when it was still relevant in vanilla
>>26810697
I guess dreams do come trhahahahahahahahahaha
Made roaches think that they actually have free will
>>26810514
I have browsed a website full of degenerate losers, child porn, and murderers for over 8 years
>>26810627
>>26810680
I'm a compulsive masturbator. You probably think I'm lying but whatever.
On average I jerk it around 8 - 9 times a day. My sessions last hours sometimes the entire day.
The most I have jerked in one day is probably over 20 because I don't keep track.
I have had cracked forseskin to the point of bleeding many times in the past. The pain is real.
But I can't stop.
It sucks, I am never satisfied, ever.
I poo'd in the loo
>>26810729
I never believe these kind of posts. You cant spend all day jerking off
I can only fap like once or twice a week.
>>26810722
Nah. I wanted more. I got sidetracked by life though.
>>26810735
Do you really think youre funny? Nobody thinks youre funny. Youre worse than 9gag.
Kill yourself, stupid retard.
>>26810766
Low test
Tis the reason
Disappointing my family despite them having no expectations of me in the first place.
>>26810801
Get out of here pajeet.
>>26810766
I can't understand how people masturbate so little. I can't go a couple hourse with out knocking a couple out. It's so fucking bad.
>>26810836
Shut the fuck up stupid rerarded faggot
>>26811223
No need to get so riled up at memes rajesh!
>>26811276
nice r4chan screencap you fuckin faggot
beeing de firs in my fambily to go to colledge
>>26811276
You dont know how to post without memes.
Cut yourself and never ever stop. Fucking faggot.
Beating TLoU on Grounded or getting 800k on ttfaf
That's right. Look at me.
>>26810514
>All my strange weapons (18 in total) in TF2 are at the Hale's own level.
Walked 1600 miles alone through Europe. Took 100 days. It was fun
>>26813436
I wanted to do that but I'm not a richfag
>>26813470
>richfag
I'm poor as fuck. All I did was buy some equipments and only spent money on food. The entire trip + equipment combined cost me less than $2500. Over 100 days, thats $25 a day. I still have all the equipment, so I can do another 100 days now for half of that.
Sleeping in a tent and eating canned food isn't really that expensive
>>26810514
Ask this guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULqAIbjCsXE
>>26810514
Being acquitted of child rape
top kek why t f would i want a job?
got quints once
Prestige 10 on MW, WaW, MW2, and Prestige 15 on BO.
Then I tried but got bored with all the rest until BO3. Prestige 7 right now.
>>26814156
It's a thought exercise you lazy NEET
>>26810514
I got quints once.
>>26811223
explosive insults there m8. well done
