Why do girls like horses so much?
Is it because they have massive cocks?
>>26810388
You know it is.
They are majestic creatures
Why do guys like cars so much?
Is it because they have exhaust pipes?
Would you rather master a living entity that's 10 times your size and volatile by nature, or a slab of metal that man made to be its bitch?
Why do guys like dogs so much?
Is it because they lick everything?
>>26810388
...is that you posting, Samson?
Every horse I've ever seen in my life looked like it wanted to kill itself
>>26810479
because they go VROOM and Skrt
>>26810479
Computers are a symbol of mans ingenuity, will power, and finesse. Not since the wheel as a finer machine existed.
>>26810481
Degenrate roasties on damage control.
>>26810556
Sure, but it's not YOUR accomplishment. A good driver has mastered simple controls, but a good rider has commanded the respect of a crazy animal.
>>26810590
The controls are indeed simple, and that's what makes it a feat of engineering to be looked upon in awe.
Think about a modern car, you are able to accelerate to ridiculous speeds (when compared to almost anything else) because of an engine powered my miniature explosions. Automatic cars have gears that are regulated by a computer (the exact and precise art of electron manipulation) and a whole basket full of other things. It's a MIRACLE that the controls are "simple".
>>26810479
I fucking love it when roasties get kicked or thrown off their horses and suffer from chronic pains or traumatic brain damage. Ironically it's the same kind of danger that draws them to Chads and Tyrones.
>>26810479
>volatile by nature
confirmed for never being around horses
they are super pussies in the wild and will run away from anything?
Horses will only buck and run around if they know they are trapped
my dad has horses and I don't get the appeal at all
you have to kick them and shit for them to listen and the ride makes your ass sore.
Brotip:
Don't go out with a "horse girl" unless you enjoy paying for giant four legged beasts and being second priority after them.
I don't know. Ask /mlp/. They are the local horse experts
>>26810388
Because it is a big, slightly tamed beast on which they can spread their legs.
>>26810388
Why the fuck else would it be? For "muh nature"? No. They want that hot horse injection and flood their panties just thinking about that thick long beef
She's always thinking about sex. About taking it up the ass. Bestiality makes sense to her when there's no other cocks around. That's why little girls drew them when you we're young. Yes, I know, it's disgusting. Did I ever say the truth was pretty?
There was a girl in my high school that loved horses
she said her hymen broke when riding one, by which I mean actual horse riding, not dick riding
she was odd
Partially for the same reason people like dogs or cats and also because riding is very fun.
>>26812732
Isn't that like the most common excuse people pull off in Muslim countries?
>>26812920
>riding its dick is very fun
fixed
It's like sitting on a gigantic vibrator
>>26810549
did kek
bloxialiyt
Horses are fucking big dumb assholes.
Donkeys are smarter.
Because they're fucking crazy, living with a horse makes you a little morestable
>>26813632
I guess you could say they enjoy the dailyhey
>>26813682
Anon, stopfoalingaround
I used to have sex with my dad's horses because I wasn't allowed to go out and we lived in the middle of nowhere.
>>26812305
>thick long beef
Shouldn't that be think long cheval?
>>26813722
How are you not dead.
Or at least badly injured.
>>26813722
You better post details about it RIGHT NOW, anon
Guy or girl, I want to hear the stories
Probably because of my little pony and unicorns if you want a non circle jerk answer.
>>26813697
Sorry I'm a bitsattledfrom thiscolt45
For the same reason guys like dogs so much.
>>26813775
You're really trying tostirrupsome trouble, aren't you?
>>26813833
Just trying tospurthings along
>>26810720
now we know why your ded likes them
>>26813775
>>26813833
>>26813859
This is some Reddit shit right here.
>>26813929
This guy is some reddit shit desu
>>26813859
you guys arefags
pee
>>26813954
Fuck off fag nye the jewish guy
>>26810479
>volatile by nature
You mean the creatures we domesticated for generations?
Kek. How noble of you.
I always thought it was about chivalry, princess and the other disney shit that girls watch when they are young.
>>26810590
>sure, but it's not YOUR accomplishment
Did you spend generations breeding a horse to be domesticated and to properly follow commands? You know wild horses generally are nowhere near tamable in the same capacity as a domesticated horse right?
