robots, how does this picture make you feel?
>>26806522
Hungry until I saw the noodles.
I know those noodles.
I hate their texture, and for all I know that platter is cold.
Those noodles cold on top of the texture is enough for me to want to destroy the entire meal.
>>26806522
reminds me of prison food senpai
Makes me feel hungry. I could eat that shit all day every day.
>>26806522
>Panda Express
how about go fuck yourself OP and bring me some real goddamn Chinese food.
You in California? Looks like my typical Chinese lunch
>>26806522
makes me feel like shit because those awful noodles are ruining that meal
Should have gotten half veggies, half brown rice, and broccoli and beef or teriyaki chicken with no sauce
>>26806522
cant eat chinese. shit always makes me feel sick
Hungry but fearful the chicken has grizzly bits.
>>26806616
That's not Panda Express
>>26806731
What is it, I need an alternative
>>26806522
Originally hungry.
Gets me rock hard... I love Chinese food
>>26806522
Looks like you're typical 7 dollar three enteree Chinese takeout plate
I literally feel nothing
looks disgusting, more for you
>>26806740
Idk, the noodles just do not look at all like Panda's
The Chinese place I go too over stuffs my container to the point where I would have to be careful carrying it.
It maked me feel hungry, anon.
I'd probably kill someone for good chinese food, but the noodles look kinda "meh" desu.
>>26806522
using carrots in fried rice shit is absolutely triggers me
>>26806598
really bro? If thats what they serve in prison I'm going to rape your whole family
>>26806522
it reminds me of that time i was in the albany airport and some guy was standing in front of the gates looking at the monitors holding a container of very saucy sesame noodles.
he lost his grip and the lid came off. noodles and sauce smeared all down his body and onto the floor.
at the exact moment the gate door opened and people started deplaning. i watched their faces go from post-flight joy to sheer horror when them saw the pile of noodles right in front of the gate.
a girl in sandals stepped in them.
it was one of the greatest fails I've ever witnessed.
makes me feel fat and feel like sticking my finger in my throat
>>26806522
lotta greasy shit there
>>26806522
>rice AND noodles
>>26806755
7 dollars? Where do you live? This shit costs around 2 dollars here.
I'm so hungry I only have 50 cents in the bank after rent and no food to eat. ;_; I work two jobs
>>26807594
2 dollars? WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
I live in cali btw
>>26806522
like you should've got Thai.
>honey prawns
>pineapple rice
>deep-fried softshell crab
hey robots, i am getting some satay chicken on rice in the next 20 minutes or so, i can post a review if ya'll would like, cheers
Makes me feel like I want some salt and pepper shrimp.
How does this picture make you feel OP?
>>26806522
>rice and makaroni
fuckin shit taste
Makes me feel hungry then immediately sick. Fucking love fried chinese chicken but it always makes me need to shit while at the same time constapated and tired.
>>26806522
Why both rice and noodles?
>>26806559
Probably not cold seeing as there's no condensation anywhere on the styrofoam.
>>26806559
Really? Those noodles are my favorite thing about """"asian"""" food.
>>26807833
Actually it makes me feel a bit better about my life.
I'm drunk as fuck right now, that looks delicious
>>26806522
orange chicken always brightens my mood
>>26806522
Looks delicious and nice dubs.
>>26806522
>tfw that food will become poop in 10 hours
>>26806522
why does chinese food always look like slop to me? its fucking shit
i want chinese food
chinese food is too expensive for me
i wish i knew how to make chinese food
i should research how to make chinese food
making chinese food is hard
i wish i had chinese food
>>26806522
chicken looks over-breaded and over-sauced.
chow mein looks good but those thick noodles run the risk of being soggy af.
fried rice looks dry and flavorless.
>>26806522
Makes me feel like I'm going to eat something that tastes good enough, but I could be making much better decisions about the food I put in my body.
>>26807926
Hmm, good eye.
I'm hungry now.
>>26808417
It's easy as fuck, and pretty cheap. Buy a full chicken, cook it, freeze most of it, use the bit you have left and marinate it in a sauce. Cook some noodles and rice. Bam.
