>Hey cutie!
>We're taking you back in our place!
What do you actually do?
yeah they're ugly but I haven't touched a woman in 4 years so I'd be tempted to go with it. but women who are aggressive about sex are pretty much scammers trying to steal your wallet or organs or something, so I'd probably tell them to fuck off and shitpost on /r9k/.
>>26804017
What if they actually want sex?
>>26803966
HELL YEAH LET's GO LADIESSSSSS!
>>26804088
women don't want sex, and if they do they certainly don't want it from me. scammers.
>>26803966
Yeah no, this is a trick. You are not getting my kidneys.
Leave because obviously they want my kidneys.
>>26803966
I'm a girl, but I'd be down for it because I'm bi and it would be an experience. The right one isn't too cute but whatever, free sex, with a female nonetheless. No complaints from me.
>>26804214
To be fair, they never said anything about sex. I hope you aren't attached to your kidneys.
>>26803966
Read the label of my meds to see if hallucinations are a side effect because obviously i would never leave my house..
"Hahah, very funny girls. You have to get me drunk first to convince me. I KNOW, I don't make the rules though. GARCON! I round of your finest well whiskey and these two stunning Persephones will pick up the tab."
Theres literally no way to lose.
>>26804214
>I'm a girl and...
fuck off roastie nobody wants to know what you are.
>>26803966
threesome with cute chubby horn-dogs ayy I'm down
>>26803966
Already happened, had sex.
>>26804214
I could give you some free sex if you want, you know.
>>26803966
Say "Nah" audibly and walk in the opposite direction.
Well that's a lie.
I'd squint, and say nothing then do the escape.
>>26803966
>We're taking you back in our place!
Are they talking about a mobile home, or are they saying that you have to return to somewhere so that they don't have to? I don't understand women.
>>26803966
Sorry I'm gay.
Original
>>26803966
>Uhh, I rode my motorcycle here
>It's a single seater, the rear subframe wasn't designed to support the weight of a passenger, especially not... um, I mean, uh...
>Gather what little split spaghetti I can on my way out the door
>Ride home to a dozen half finished projects
>I don't have time for girls anyway
>I shouldn't have even gone to the bar in the first place, too expensive, I could have bought a six pack for what just one of those beers cost
>I could have spent that extra money on my projects
>Yes... I should work on one of my projects...
>Fuck it, I'll just browse /b/ until 3 am and fall asleep after jacking off 3 times... again...
Such is life as an awkward engineering student.
>>26804017
yeah, but some fat women are super aggressive about sex, it's pretty much their only way to get laid.
>>26803966
>two for one
Either its a trick or a miracle, I'd risk it. If I die what is there to lose?
>no, sorry, i have a boyfriend
I assume I'm being mocked
Everyone else is wrong.
>>26803966
Well I'd probably think they were fucking with me. But I'm horny right now as I type this. Right now my dick wants to smash these two pigs.
Why would I literally turn down free sex?
Here's more of these two stunning beauts
>>26803966
I would ask what her favbourite kino is and if she gives me a pleb response I would fire my water pistol at her
>>26803966
why so you can lure me back to your home
and then get jumped by a pack of niggers and have my organs stolen you coal burning junkies?
so you can lure me back to your home
and then get jumped by a pack of niggers and get robbed you coal burning junkies?
the answer is no now fuck off i'm trying to
buy stuff to make lasagna
>>26808860
Captain forehead and Will Sasso in drag?
Imma pass.
>>26809122
the one on the right is ok
>>26803966
Escape on the first opportunity. And there is plenty of those when drunk women are involved.
>>26809144
Remember, all women go down by at least 2 points in attractiveness without their makeup.
At best, she's a generous 6 with makeup.
>>26809178
>Will Sasso
Why the fuck did that quote? I only searched his name, I didn't even copy it to clipboard?
I didn't ask for this kek.
If I would be intoxicated I would go for it.
>>26809144
Here's another of the one on the right.
>>26803966
bots, it's important to realize that while there are lots of things missing here, these are the kind of women who will shred you in bed. If they're passibly attractive but not-quite stacy, they will work for it. You'd be a fool to pass on this if you were single.
>they call me cutie
So when can we get married, ladies?
>>26809249
Never.
Never that.
>>26803966
This almost happened to me on the bus lmao... I got on the wrong one and these two qt girls coming back from a party were like all over me. We were only 1s on bus.
>>26809306
How did you not manage to have sex with them if they were all over you?
