>your crush poops and has to wipe
>she probably accidentally gets a little poo on her hands sometimes, and has to rinse it off
yeah, so do I
Nonsense. Everybody knows women don't poop.
>>26799587
Implying I don't think of these type of disgusting moments while I'm fapping to her.
I do by the way.
She's not really your crush unless you fap to literally anything she does, including shitting, blowing her nose, pissing, even eating food.
>>26799587
Attractive females do not defecate, you idiot
Girls poo from the vagina right?
fembots should post pics of their poo
>>26800306
This
Is female poo different?
>>26800320
apparently period poops are the most vile things on the face of the earth
and I want to see pics of it
>>26799587
NO STOP IT HE'S PERFECT HE DOESN'T POOP
>>26799587
I actually get blood on my hands.
>mfw oneitis is probably deepthroating her co-worker's cock right nowI know because she told me she was going to do it.
Allow me a few words from the heart.
Neet lays down to sleep
He dreams of life with waifu
Yet his love blows Chad
https://youtu.be/E1wcuoxs4mU
>>26800409
How is that even possible, you freak
More than anything the thought of girls pissing disgusts me.
Anyone else know this feel? The way they pee out of that little hole in their pussy lips is nasty, and I bet girl puss reeeeeks.
>>26800556
>she told me she was going to do it
Holy shit you're a massive beta cuck if she's telling you these kinds of things
>>26800593
>implying you wouldn't want to lick her pussy as she's pissing
>>26800593
Its disgusting because they can't really control exactly where the piss goes
>>26800556
Please greentext or explain, how does that come up?
>>26800602
Kek, it's not that serious
>>26800670
We were pretty close near the end of last year, I told her how I was feeling and she told me she "sort" of felt the same way, but she had just got out of a 5yr relationship like a month prior. She also told me she wasn't going to be having sex for a while.
FF a few months, we're still friends, but growing apart, flame is dying, she tells me about how her co worker took her out for drinks but started acting weird. I knew what she meant, but asked her to tell me. Turns out he told her that he wanted to fuck her and I asked her how she felt, and she said that she would fuck him, but it wasn't the right time.
FF again and we sort of fell out and I haven't talked to her for a few months, I just figured with me out of the picture and with him having access to her every day he's probably already fucked the shit out of her, multiple times. Kek, she probably let him fuck her raw, too, because she's on birth control.
Wew, lad, did I fuck up.
>>26800891
She never liked you friend.
The whole
>"I need time"
meme is just that. A meme.
If a female is attracted to you, she will date you.
not only do i poop, sometimes i poop right before i get in the shower, and then dont even wipe and just let the shower clean my butt crack.
hows that for wrecking your image of girls? sorry.
>>26801189
have you ever washed your ass in the shower and got poo on your hand?
>>26801189
>getting poop particles running down your legs
>>26801204
not really, i mean maybe for a second but the water cleans it off like right away. you just have to spread real far and let the water get in there, lol. sounds weird but it works.
>>26801222
ewww you got poo on your hand ewww cooties
>pretty girl I lived with always announced when she'd go for a shit because I said how girls don't poop
>now she sends me selfies from the toilet when she goes for shits
Not cool desu
>>26801258
how the fuck are you going to post that and not post an image of her poop?
>>26800556
How is she still your oneitis?
Doesn't that ruin it for you?
>>26801241
ha. yep, spend 24 hours observing me, or any of my friends, in private and you wouldn't want to touch any girl again probably.
>7th grade or 8th grade
>Sit at four person table with crush in english
>She has a a massive amount of snot running down her nose
>Nobody says anything
>Thought she was gross for a few days then went back to crushing
>>26801189
This is the sexiest thing I have ever heard.
I'm so turned on.
>>26801258
Watching girls shit is my fetish pal
>>26801361
lol, well im glad my odd little habit could help you out.
>>26801289
are you giving me permission to stralk you?
>>26801432
sure, but my bathroom doesnt have windows so you are out of luck there.
>>26801470
I'll hide in your toilet. baby cakes
>>26801484
very romantic
>>26801521
You won't be the first
I'd lick it off of her hand if I could
Hell, I'd happily nibble on the corn in her shit if she let me.
>>26801470
>she thinks I won't put a camera in her bathroom
>>26801484
back the fuck off I'm the stalker here
>>26799587
I only poop once every four days and it comes out like a brick. Been like this my whole life. The only time in my life that I pooped once a day was when last June I went to Portland Maine for some reason. Small daily poops felt good, then back to shitting cement blocks when I got home.
>>26801470
Same, mine has a skylight with a screen so it's almost impossible to look in.
>>26801607
ya, i guess i kind of lied, mine has a window, but its those glass blocks so you cant see anything.
>>26800979
Maybe, maybe, we made out a couple times, but we just weren't really compatible in the end. Like she's not really interested in the shit I am. Also, this is some Seinfeld shit, but do you know she told me that couldn't watch movies before the 90s? Something about too much film grain. What the actual fuck? That was actually one of the reasons I stopped putting much effort into chasing her. Like I like manga, vidya, science and philosophy, she had no interest in any of it and more. She basically just did drugs, drank and went to work (Don't go after depressed girls, robots, they aren't worth it). She just wasn't for me, man.
>>26801279
Lol, she's not my oneitis, anymore. I was stretching the truth a little.
