PLEASE WAlT FOR ASSISTANCE
NO
STOP
FUCK
>>26796423
is this the r9k manchild retail experience of choice?
>glance around to see nobody is looking
>try to use Android pay
>nothing happens
>submit to sliding my card like a caveman
Cmon, Kroger. All your stores should be updated by now... They just added chip but not NFC?
>mfw I ran out the door one time while I was trying to explain that the belt wouldn't move and the manager made me come back in and brought me into his office because he thought I was shoplifting since I ran
UNEXPECTED ITEM IN BAGGING AREA. PLEASE REMOVE THIS ITEM BEFORE CONTINUING
>>26796465
there's no winning choice
>having to interact with a cashier in the human line
vs
>WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE while the whole store stares at you as the customer service lady sighs and walks over to you
>put in your fruit and vegetables as the cheapest type
>PLEASE PLACE THE COLLECTION ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA
>lady comes over and just swipes her card to get rid of the error
>got away with shoplifting
The adrenalin felt bretty gud boys
>buy something light, like a bag of chips
>scan them. place them in the plastic bag
>because they're so light the scale doesn't detect them
PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE
>>26796489
>year of our Lord
>still using the carded Jew
>not in bitcoin
still can't believe the Based Practician's choice of currency isn't accented every where.
>tfw not enough places to convert bitcoin to gold.
>>26796520
>>WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE while the whole store stares at you
Kek. They're all going to see your basket full of Mountain Dew, frozen tendies and Jergens lotion.
>>26796579
>a tip for you Anon
>>26796423
>That non-integrated Receipt
>That non-integrated everything else
>That safe/maintenance placement
>The out-of-date interface on the credit/debit/poverty interface
>Literally have to crawl on the ground like a crab to maintain it.
I can't find anything that's RIGHT with it.
>>26796423
I don't get why you stupid americucks use these machines.
Are you paying less money? I guess not.
So you just work for the company for absolutely no compensation.
ERR ERR PLEASE WAIT FOR ASSISTANCE
ATTENTION EVERYONE: THIS PUSSY NEEDS PAINKILLERS
>>26796542
It's been a while since I've seen this level of /mischief/
>>26796635
So you don't have to talk to the cashier you retarded normie
>>26796423
>>26796501
>mfw realising I put the shopping bag on the left of the machine instead of the right
>>26796545
There's an option to skip bagging on the screen nigga, use it
>>26796635
I have never seen a store with these that doesn't also have a wagekuck on the normal stands
>>26796423
>this happens when you are buying fap condoms and lube.
>>26796507
As someone whose most loved job experience is being a cashier, I hate this shit. It's non-functional, requires constant attention from a real employee and it will make my job obsolete soon.
Can I help you sir?
hey retards how about don't fucking lean on the scale and just do things in the right order and you'll have zero problems
source: ran this thing in high school
it's always dumb families with their kids playing jungle gym on the registers
>>26796679
You still do.
>>26796423
fuck you OP asshole
>>26796760
Some of the r9k manboys can barely ties their shoes. This is WAY over their heads.
>>26796423
DO YOU WISH TO SCAN A NECTAR CARD?
>>26796423
>Short on cash
>buy $50 worth of fresh produce
>ring everything up as bananas
>pay $5
>>26797829
How do you do this without being caught?
>>26798768
You go at night when it's slow as fuck and no one is actually monitoring the self checkouts
PLEASE WAIT WHILE WE VERIFY YOUR BAG
COUPON NOT ACCEPTED
PLEASE INSERT CASH OR SELECT PAYMENT TYPE
PLEASE RESCAN ITEM
